Once upon a time......an Elephant was walking through the jungle and fell into quicksand.
"Help", he cried, "help, I can't get out and I'm going to die!"
A nearby mouse heard his calls and came to see what was going on. On seeing the situation, he called out; "Hang on a moment, I'll get my Ferrari!". Off he went and returned a few moments later in his Ferrari. He threw a rope to the Elephant and tied the other end to the Ferrari. "Hang on", he said and floored it. The Ferrari spun its wheels, the traction control cut in and the Elephant was pulled from the quicksand.
"Oh thank you", exclaimed the Elephant, "If ever you need anything, just call!"
As it happened, a couple of weeks later the mouse also fell into quicksand. "Help me, help me", he screamed. The Elephant, who was within earshot, heard him and came running.
"Hold on", said the Elephant, "I have an idea". He sat down, took out a jazz mag and started looking at the pictures. As he did so, his John Thomas got bigger and bigger and bigger until it stretched out all the way across the quicksand to the mouse. The mouse jumped onto it and ran to safety.
Which all goes to prove that if you have a really big dick, you don't need a Ferrari........
Shamelessly copied from elsewhere.
Sorry if it offends any less than well endowed men, ( i am so offended )but look on the brightside, there is always someone worse off than you.  |
