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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They say revenge is a dish best served cold

Well my other half was just an complete and utter twat with me. So I remade his sandwiches for work tomorrow. Instead of the peppered beef salad with mustard and salad, he now has dog chump spread ever so nicely on fresh bread.

boy do i feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you spread it nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say revenge is a dish best served cold

Well my other half was just an complete and utter twat with me. So I remade his sandwiches for work tomorrow. Instead of the peppered beef salad with mustard and salad, he now has dog chump spread ever so nicely on fresh bread.

boy do i feel better"

If you're doing something which could land you in court it's maybe unwise to confess in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

"

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well he shouldnt have been a twat should he.

Reminds me of the ex hubby when he was, I had gone back to the house to visit. He was horrible so i shoved his toothbrush up me bum and give it a good wiggle.

I felt soooo better for doing it, he still doesnt know to this day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

"

You wondering, will he or wont he click and eat the butties.

Who cares I feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

keeps gob firmly shut on this thread

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I moved his toothbrush and told him I had cleaned the toilet with it... then laughed and said it was just a joke.... but he really wasnt sure. lol

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I moved his toothbrush and told him I had cleaned the toilet with it... then laughed and said it was just a joke.... but he really wasnt sure. lol

Mistress x"

So did you clean the loo with it?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

You wondering, will he or wont he click and eat the butties.

Who cares I feel good "

Fred and Rosemary felt good but had the sense not to confess.

Peter Tobin felt good but continues to deny any guilt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

You wondering, will he or wont he click and eat the butties.

Who cares I feel good

Fred and Rosemary felt good but had the sense not to confess.

Peter Tobin felt good but continues to deny any guilt."

erm on wot comparison for revenge is making dog butties or sticking a toothbrush up me bum to a serial rapist and murderes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem legally with making sandwiches from dog food. Otherwise blnd people could get in all sorts of trouble if it wasnt fit for human consumption.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No problem legally with making sandwiches from dog food. Otherwise blnd people could get in all sorts of trouble if it wasnt fit for human consumption."

there you go then, will be starting off a new brand of sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No problem legally with making sandwiches from dog food. Otherwise blnd people could get in all sorts of trouble if it wasnt fit for human consumption."

No real problem if you genuinely do it without mens rea. If you deliberately use dog food and the consumer suffers adverse effects after eating it - you're in soapy.

Confessing to having intentionally done so, in advance, is folly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No problem legally with making sandwiches from dog food. Otherwise blnd people could get in all sorts of trouble if it wasnt fit for human consumption.

No real problem if you genuinely do it without mens rea. If you deliberately use dog food and the consumer suffers adverse effects after eating it - you're in soapy.

Confessing to having intentionally done so, in advance, is folly."

now do i really look like i give a shiney shite

am hoping the twat gets the shits whilst on the motorway in between services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

You wondering, will he or wont he click and eat the butties.

Who cares I feel good

Fred and Rosemary felt good but had the sense not to confess.

Peter Tobin felt good but continues to deny any guilt.

erm on wot comparison for revenge is making dog butties or sticking a toothbrush up me bum to a serial rapist and murderes "

The law doesn't recognise degrees of guilt. There's just guilt or innocence.

There's degrees of crime but all that does if temper the sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I moved his toothbrush and told him I had cleaned the toilet with it... then laughed and said it was just a joke.... but he really wasnt sure. lol

Mistress x

So did you clean the loo with it?????"

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic."

luv it, now called Psycho Pathetic Princess Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic."

Its a strange reaction people have. A man abuses a woman and we have a go at him. yet if a woman abuses a man its funny.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/60489

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic."

boiled bunny spag bol anyone pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic.

Its a strange reaction people have. A man abuses a woman and we have a go at him. yet if a woman abuses a man its funny.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/60489"

and you call me putting dog spread on his butties abusing him, i wish you had been here tonite you would have been helping me

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

wow calm down chaps lol Feel responsibility not add to this and say that no I didnt clean up with toothbrush eew but suggestion was funny enough! Was being niave maybe to think it was going to be a lighthearted thread. Obviously a lot of people out there who have never played practical jokes!

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wow calm down chaps lol Feel responsibility not add to this and say that no I didnt clean up with toothbrush eew but suggestion was funny enough! Was being niave maybe to think it was going to be a lighthearted thread. Obviously a lot of people out there who have never played practical jokes!

Mistress x"

well i thought what you said was funny hun, but the witching hour has brought out alsorts out

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Remind me never to upset Jan.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Well wouldnt call anything on here vicious. Good grief know guys who play far worse tricks on each other on an almost daily basis! Maybe a pretty harmless way to let off steam when it strikes I would have thought. I remember being at a student party where dog food eating competition was a high light. No I didnt participate, just helped clean it off the walls the next morning!

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought this was gonna be a humorous thread until one of the trolls popped up and spoiled it. I'm sure most of us have had revenge of a sort on someone that has upset them. Can we lighten this up again peeps?

I for example if my sister used to annoy me, threatened to put pins in her matress. She never could sleep all that well the night i said that to her.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i find the best revenge is to be happy with your own life . if people are "arses" then generally find what goes around comes around and karma evens the score ,i certainly dont feel the need to .nothing is sweeter then showing a persons actions have no affect on you and having a forfilled life with outthem and not even spareing them a second thought.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic.

Its a strange reaction people have. A man abuses a woman and we have a go at him. yet if a woman abuses a man its funny.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/60489

and you call me putting dog spread on his butties abusing him, i wish you had been here tonite you would have been helping me "

remind me never too piss you off!

i'm crap at practical jokes, im too soft but i did once put a banana i had wanked with in kevs lunch box...with a note

Boy was he pleased to see me when he got home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well he shouldnt have been a twat should he.

Reminds me of the ex hubby when he was, I had gone back to the house to visit. He was horrible so i shoved his toothbrush up me bum and give it a good wiggle.

I felt soooo better for doing it, he still doesnt know to this day"

the man evidently has no taste.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Just an innocent mistake between the new french pate and the dogfod....easy to make really ..specially if ones upset your honour

I have no criticism of the act - just the desire to confess, in advance, to something you've yet to be accused of.

You wondering, will he or wont he click and eat the butties.

Who cares I feel good

Fred and Rosemary felt good but had the sense not to confess.

Peter Tobin felt good but continues to deny any guilt.

erm on wot comparison for revenge is making dog butties or sticking a toothbrush up me bum to a serial rapist and murderes "

umm thats wot i thought

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ok im leaving now as a little pissed and may say soemthing i regret in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, the chances of him actually sueing her!!! Calm down people.

I was being wound up by a friend, admitted years ago, so I made him a pie, from scratch, as an olive branch,

He was well chuffed, loved it, asked for the recipe.

I told him, simply I got some frozen ready to roll pastry, a tin of kitekat, Chicken in jelly, chucked in some peas and carrots, a little stock and the rest is history.

He loved it, seriously said it tasted great. We all laughed so hard, he and I are still great mates, and never did it occur to him, to sue me!

Pet food has tighter laws than our food. Means it probably wont have any ill affects on him,

But if they are together as a couple, he should know he deserved it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after reading some comments (not that I ever take things to heart) I decided to relent. I took the original sandwiches out of the fridge and put them in his bag. I just never took the dog food ones out of his bag though. So when he goes to eat he will have a choice of two packs

I still stand by what I said though, he was a twat and deserved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry too much Pussy, it won't kill him if he does choose the wrong butties......... dog food is taste tested by humans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry too much Pussy, it won't kill him if he does choose the wrong butties......... dog food is taste tested by humans. "

Well welcome back hun, how the hell are you.

I just didnt sleep very well last night Laine (tongue in cheek) had visions of Fab swingers being up in court as witnesses saying how I poisoned my man with chump dog meat sandwiches.

The judge saying, Pussy how do you plead. Pussy ponders, well normally I go..........well pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can I !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may come home and tell you he liked em ask you to make them again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He left me a note this morning (he slept in the spare bed last night, his choice)

Note said.....Sorry for being a shite!!!

Perhaps I should text him and say, prematurely, sorry for trying to give you the shites!!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"He left me a note this morning (he slept in the spare bed last night, his choice)

Note said.....Sorry for being a shite!!!

Perhaps I should text him and say, prematurely, sorry for trying to give you the shites!!!!!!"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one ever heard that saying

Every dog has its day, but every bitch has two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may come home with dog-breath.

tell him to go brush his teeth and get them all briny... sorry.... shiny bright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start to worry if I were you when he starts licking his own balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought this was gonna be a humorous thread until one of the trolls popped up and spoiled it."

I must admit to heavy bouts of yawning when I noticed this aswell

Glad the humour did make it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if he acted like a dog then he eats like a dog you go girl xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd start to worry if I were you when he starts licking his own balls "

Every mans dream isn't it?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I do hope you'll come back and tell us what he hacks-up into your food or cleans off his car with your toothbrush..... just to keep the humour going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd start to worry if I were you when he starts licking his own balls

Every mans dream isn't it? "
What and spoil all the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd start to worry if I were you when he starts licking his own balls "

so would i worry about the plural (balls) as he only has one. always thought about getting him a bell for the empty one so i can hear whereabouts he is in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do hope you'll come back and tell us what he hacks-up into your food or cleans off his car with your toothbrush..... just to keep the humour going."

i certainly would, but dont think he has the imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a man did this to a woman he'd be called a psycho. Pathetic.

Its a strange reaction people have. A man abuses a woman and we have a go at him. yet if a woman abuses a man its funny.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/60489"

I'm not laughing: nothing funny in the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an eye for an eye and the whole world will be blind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i find the best revenge is to be happy with your own life . if people are "arses" then generally find what goes around comes around and karma evens the score ,i certainly dont feel the need to .nothing is sweeter then showing a persons actions have no affect on you and having a forfilled life with outthem and not even spareing them a second thought."

*Nods in agreement*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i find the best revenge is to be happy with your own life . if people are "arses" then generally find what goes around comes around and karma evens the score ,i certainly dont feel the need to .nothing is sweeter then showing a persons actions have no affect on you and having a forfilled life with outthem and not even spareing them a second thought.

*Nods in agreement*"

+1!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Time is always a great teller....

Sit back and wait.

I remember someone telling me off a couple of years ago for being candid in the forum to one of his chums.. now I sit back and read his to others. Nice and candid they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once slashed my late partner's shirts, and threw his gifts at him and out of the garden, in response to him breaking my collection of sentimental items, breaking my TV and DVD player, and threw the mattress out in the drive.

I nearly threw a brick at his car, before I ran upstairs, locked myself in the bedroom and called the police.

He was banged up in the cell for a night while I bundled his stuff into his car. He came to collect his stuff under police escort the next day.

The tension was building up over time, and the time bomb eventually exploded, big time!

We kissed and made up a couple of days later, as we realised we had a "can't live yet can't live without" kind of relationship.

We lived apart until he died of an accident.

We often laughed about that eventful night, and he did apologise for being mean to me before his death.

That was probably the only time I did anything out of revenge/rage.

There were people who had been mean/unkind to me, and it hurt. However, I believe in whatever goes round, comes around, and do not like to wish anyone any ills, except for inconsiderate BMW drivers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I dont believe in karma, and what goes round comes round. But perhaps I will keep an eye out for "strangers bearing gifts" and avoid any offer of him making me any sandwiches.

At the end of the day, he has a choice of eating them. I think he will be able to tell what is on them before he even puts it by his mouth. Perhaps there in the story a lesson may be learnt by him today

But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site"

well i read the opening post as a deadly serious one, no joking you knew what you were going to do and you were clearly hacked off at whatever he had done.

there was no 'LOL' or any emoticons used except the devilish one ( )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site

well i read the opening post as a deadly serious one, no joking you knew what you were going to do and you were clearly hacked off at whatever he had done.

there was no 'LOL' or any emoticons used except the devilish one ( )"

yer it was deadly serious one, putting dog meat on someones bread. clearly hacked off as you say. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site"

Strange how some folks 'want' to _iew certain posts

I saw the funny side... some seem to feel that you have cut his nads off or similar, jeeeeez!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Well I dont believe in karma, and what goes round comes round. But perhaps I will keep an eye out for "strangers bearing gifts" and avoid any offer of him making me any sandwiches.

At the end of the day, he has a choice of eating them. I think he will be able to tell what is on them before he even puts it by his mouth. Perhaps there in the story a lesson may be learnt by him today

But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site"

its gonna be a real pisser if he preferred the chump ones to your "real" ones lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we all have to put lol at the end of a tongue in cheek thread now do we???

Get a life you boring farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site

Strange how some folks 'want' to _iew certain posts

I saw the funny side... some seem to feel that you have cut his nads off or similar, jeeeeez!"

Exactly Frocks, the "glass half empty" peops

makes note to never make a post about stepping on an ant oophs forgot my emoticion LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But this thread was more put up for a laugh.

Strange how serious most folks are on this site

Strange how some folks 'want' to _iew certain posts

I saw the funny side... some seem to feel that you have cut his nads off or similar, jeeeeez!

Exactly Frocks, the "glass half empty" peops

makes note to never make a post about stepping on an ant oophs forgot my emoticion LOL"

What did that poor ant ever do to you?

or

What did that poor ant ever do to you? lol

....it reads the same to me lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy I do hope you are going to make sure your OH comes home to a nice warm supper.......

...... go slide down the banister a few times, that should do it. ----- emoticon added.

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By *atboxWoman
over a year ago

burton

my ex hubby said i gave him very paste except toothpaste in his sandwiches, so guess what he GOT now my ex

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I guess some people just have more of a soh than others....... if anyone does really hurt me I never retaliate. I wouldn't give them the satisfaction of knowing it bothered me. Weird thing is, stick on a smile and before you know it its genuine.

Mistress x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to work and drink with a guy who was playing away his wife found out and she used to wipe the bread for his sarnies up their dogs arse before making them

felt a little sorry for the dog when he had grannery bread tho lol

true sotry kev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to work and drink with a guy who was playing away his wife found out and she used to wipe the bread for his sarnies up their dogs arse before making them

felt a little sorry for the dog when he had grannery bread tho lol

true sotry kev "

I still have ta pan and execute my revenge for a certain Utube episode xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

felt a little sorry for the dog when he had grannery bread tho lol

"

Can't stop laughing at that comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i must have a sick sense of humour cuz i thought it was hilarious

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i used to work and drink with a guy who was playing away his wife found out and she used to wipe the bread for his sarnies up their dogs arse before making them

felt a little sorry for the dog when he had grannery bread tho lol

true sotry kev "

pmsl that poor wee dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's now 14 hours later. What was his reaction? I bet you didn't WINALOT of brownie points. Still, if he wants to act like a CHUMp then he's gonna be one unhappy CHAPPIE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just texted him to see if he enjoyed his sandwiches, but he was too busy licking his dick too reply I think

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Just texted him to see if he enjoyed his sandwiches, but he was too busy licking his dick too reply I think "

lol did he have a bonio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put laxative in my ex wife's hot chocolate, unfortunately she is such a tight arse it had no effect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put laxative in my ex wife's hot chocolate, unfortunately she is such a tight arse it had no effect! "

eeh chocolate willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

btw he ate one sandwich, no black eyes to report

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