FabSwingers.com forum: Sausage sarnie anyone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so on my way back from a mates last night I popped into tescos ( this girl knows how to live it up on Saturday nights!

) they were selling sausages of or 1p a pack. Being the bargain hunter I am I purchased 3 packs ( eat in my house at your own risk). So this morning its sausage Sarnie's for breakfast. I thought being the big spender I am i'd invite you lovely lot round, I have 3 packets! If I'm not here tomorrow I've killed us all off with food poisoning!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Do we have to bring our own bread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thinking - a girl can never have too many sausages.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece and tottie scone for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to bring our own bread ?

Didn't think that far ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is a ruse to kill off a few fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good thinking - a girl can never have too many sausages.....

Couldn't agree more

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Great we will bring the brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook em all and freeze what you don't eat.

I am sure you will be knee deep in 'sausage' after this thread though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great we will bring the brown sauce"

I can supply brown sauce Hun.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Do we have to bring our own bread ?

Didn't think that far ahead

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is it ok to bring some onions as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to bring our own bread ?

Didn't think that far ahead

is it ok to bring some onions as well

Yum, didn't think about that.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

oh a see that's a cunning plan you have here young lady

trying to entice sausage with a offer of sausage

I like cake lots of cake maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and try to entice cake with a offer of cake

what do you think will it work

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

your bed

Mum sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh a see that's a cunning plan you have here young lady

trying to entice sausage with a offer of sausage

I like cake lots of cake maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and try to entice cake with a offer of cake

what do you think will it work

All you were offering is a caning! I'm offering comfort food and a Comfy chair ( with. Cushions) if you find anyone to take up your offer.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Yes please, can I have tea too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, can I have tea too?"

Defiantly. Can't really have one without the other.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Yes please, can I have tea too?

Defiantly. Can't really have one without the other. "

Great, I can make the tea while you busy yourself with all the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce and mustard

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"oh a see that's a cunning plan you have here young lady

trying to entice sausage with a offer of sausage

I like cake lots of cake maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and try to entice cake with a offer of cake

what do you think will it work

All you were offering is a caning! I'm offering comfort food and a Comfy chair ( with. Cushions) if you find anyone to take up your offer. "

only a caning you don't know me at all do you i offer after care to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sausage for a sausage, what a deal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a nice sausage ...in date ones though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh a see that's a cunning plan you have here young lady

trying to entice sausage with a offer of sausage

I like cake lots of cake maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and try to entice cake with a offer of cake

what do you think will it work

All you were offering is a caning! I'm offering comfort food and a Comfy chair ( with. Cushions) if you find anyone to take up your offer.

only a caning you don't know me at all do you i offer after care to

All the care in the world don't removed that delicious after care cane sting

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"oh a see that's a cunning plan you have here young lady

trying to entice sausage with a offer of sausage

I like cake lots of cake maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and try to entice cake with a offer of cake

what do you think will it work

All you were offering is a caning! I'm offering comfort food and a Comfy chair ( with. Cushions) if you find anyone to take up your offer.

only a caning you don't know me at all do you i offer after care to

All the care in the world don't removed that delicious after care cane sting

girl after my own heart I mean cane

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You have no idea how much I'd love a sausage sandwich right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have no idea how much I'd love a sausage sandwich right now

Pop round I have plenty. As post inplys, food poisoning at own risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to share a sausage with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks .. I've got my own 30 percent off lydl ones down here already ... Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks .. I've got my own 30 percent off lydl ones down here already ... Xxxx"

Mine were a better bargain. 1p for a pack of eight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks .. I've got my own 30 percent off lydl ones down here already ... Xxxx

Mine were a better bargain. 1p for a pack of eight. "
that's a brilliant deal .. nice tits and handcuffs btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like they might of all gone by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

square sausage...theres no competition

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"square sausage...theres no competition"

Lorne sausages make me happy and helped me through my exams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"square sausage...theres no competition"

They didn't have them in the "buy our rotting produce aisle!) only the normal shaped ones.sorry

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Any of them sausages still on the go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell thats a bargain

pity it's meat sausage....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any of them sausages still on the go

Yup, got a freezer full of them!

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Love yellow label items.

Discount dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, can't beat a bit of sausage. I can make the coffees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, can't beat a bit of sausage. I can make the coffees

Some sausages love a beating...some don't. ..

Some can give a good beating... some can't. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooft I'd love one! Are they at least 97% meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, can't beat a bit of sausage. I can make the coffees

Some sausages love a beating...some don't. ..

Some can give a good beating... some can't. ..

This is very true

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