FabSwingers.com forum: Ten FAB Commandments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and as we all know there are more than the ten we all know.

List your own below commandments you believe we should adhere too, that makes you a good member of Fab.

(Now I've started this I have a feeling it's been done before, ah well, I've started it I might as well finish)

I'll start.

Thou shall not have a Cock as an Avatar

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

2. Thou shalt worship all other cocks but mine.

( cuckold list obvs )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt accept any decision gracefully

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thou shalt covet thy neighbours wife, daughters and sisters.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thou shalt be straight all week and bi on Saturdays.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Thou shalt not use predictive text or run the risk of upsetting the grammar police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be a diva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt read the FAQ's at least once

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Thou shall tidy up the background before taking a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall treat my body like a temple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not message without fully reading a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt read a profile before winking or messaging

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Thou must not be rude and answer all messages ,

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thou shall not lie about age in order to reach those whose filters may have prevented one from doing so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt respect others.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Thou shall not take a cock shot with their underwear at their knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be abusive to those who do not want to fuck you

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Thou shall message me for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall treat my body like a temple

Consider it done

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Thou must not leave your socks on ,especially if white and towelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall be honest and accurate, with all profile descriptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not include toilets or sinks in your photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not message without fully reading a profile "
m

Snog.

I barely read people's posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou must take a photo of your cock next to a Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not lie about age in order to reach those whose filters may have prevented one from doing so."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

One for the ladies

Thou shall fuck newbies and guys whose photo you don't particularly like as he might be a great shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou must know the difference between curvy and bbw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though shall only not berate people's kinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not assume I'm free today/in an hour/in the next ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou must send a face pic with every first message you send.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha also thou shalt not ask me if I can handle your big cock

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thou shalt not rant in the forum, even on Thursdays, unless willing to face any consequences in full.

Thou shalt not ever question the existence or superiority of clique forum users.

Thou shalt be content to be ignored, criticised, get no sex whatsoever, even whilst investing thousands of hours into ending your forced celibacy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not be a hypocrite, by demanding "no txt spk" or "no one liners" then replying a message with "yo"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thou shalt accept that 'we are all here for the same things is completely false, when the thing is yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not hijack threads with popcorn & cake comments.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt berate people for grammar and punctuation especially those who are dyslexic and call them lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not judge cheaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets"

Or..

Thou shalt not berate married people on forums to curry favour with the masses & then be a hypocrite by PM'ing said married person

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets

Or..

Thou shalt not berate married people on forums to curry favour with the masses & then be a hypocrite by PM'ing said married person

Thou shall not judge photos to be a reflection of class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall worship axl as your God and idol.

xxx

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Thou shalt not hijack threads with popcorn & cake comments."

Yes! Definitely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets

Or..

Thou shalt not berate married people on forums to curry favour with the masses & then be a hypocrite by PM'ing said married person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not privately message a single fem behind your partners back when you say you only ever play as a couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall worship axl as your God and idol.

xxx"

Though shal not worship false idols - such as Nickleback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt get the angle just right

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Thou shalt not take fab too seriously and have fun.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Exclusion to above..

Thou shalt not expect funny or satirical threads about religion or politics to remain funny or satirical beyond your first post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt berate married men in the forum

Thou shalt then message them in private to flirt and arrange meets

Or..

Thou shalt not berate married people on forums to curry favour with the masses & then be a hypocrite by PM'ing said married person

I like this one. Can you come and tidy up other written work please?

I can pay you in hugs, kisses and licks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not hijack threads with popcorn & cake comments.

Yes! Definitely this.

Can we convert to "shoe" threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall look in the mirror first,

Before posting on the forum,

as to why no replies, or meets.....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Thou shalt fuck every unverified silhouette with an incomplete profile when they request a meet immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall treat all fellow Fabsters using the forum, with happiness, smiley sunshine, humour & piss taking wit.

Except those manky types who always grumpy

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thou shalt treat everyone on the fora the same even if they are arsehats.

Unless you yourself are an arsehat in which case thou shalt treat everyone on the fora with the same derision unless they are hot enough that you want to fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall do whatever they please having harm principle applied.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Thou shall label any comment not kissing the arse of a female as Misogyny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not send "fancy a fuck?" Messages to random profiles the other side of the country.......

And then open numerous forum posts on "why can't I get a meet" when you never take the advice given on your 43 previous threads!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

Thou shalt stop taking clever angle pics of the ONE passable feature you have - when your police file mugshot shows that you are in fact incredibly similar to QuasiJabbaTheHuttModo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though shall not copy and paste.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Thou shall always kill... Sorry thought I was on music thread and Scroobius Pip was channeling me as I read through

Thou shall remember there's a vegetable shortage and 5 a day is actually for eating!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Though shall not copy and paste. "

Or if thou must please remember to change the name in the message

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Thou shalt not hijack threads with popcorn & cake comments."

Mmmmm cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall obey to Perdita Von Tease as the sexiest girl on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though shall not copy and paste.

Or if thou must please remember to change the name in the message

Thou shalt not tease tushy wish such pics just to hide them later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not write I won't bite unless you want me to on your profile

Thou shall not tell a woman how gorgeous she is in the hope of getting a fuck when all you can see of her is a pair of tits or an arse.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Thou shall treat my body like a temple

Mine's an amusement park

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Thou shalt not hijack threads with popcorn & cake comments.

Mmmmm cake

Bollox

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can I just direct everyone to remember:

Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the blind obeyance of fools.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Though shall not copy and paste.

Or if thou must please remember to change the name in the message

I refer to everyone as Honey, it worked out one time.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Thou shall obey to Perdita Von Tease as the sexiest girl on Fab"

Thou must not blow smoke up arses

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Though shall not copy and paste.

Or if thou must please remember to change the name in the message

I refer to everyone as Honey, it worked out one time.

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Though shall not copy and paste.

Or if thou must please remember to change the name in the message

I refer to everyone as Honey, it worked out one time.

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not get mardy if a newbie posts a simple question that may have been asked 267 times before.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Thou shalt be available for cam/phone sex 24/7

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Thou shalt not offer to ofload into all my sweet holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt remain calm after someone deletes their profile having spent a few days chatting to you

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Thou will take a rejection like a baby and keep asking why am I not your type or you can accept gracefully and disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not send "fancy a fuck?" Messages to random profiles the other side of the country.......

And then open numerous forum posts on "why can't I get a meet" when you never take the advice given on your 43 previous threads!"

I second that

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Thou will not make it obvious that you have cut and pasted a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

Thou shalt stop taking clever angle pics of the ONE passable feature you have - when your police file mugshot shows that you are in fact incredibly similar to QuasiJabbaTheHuttModo. "

Oh shit. That's me stuffed ...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

Thou shalt stop taking clever angle pics of the ONE passable feature you have - when your police file mugshot shows that you are in fact incredibly similar to QuasiJabbaTheHuttModo.

Oh shit. That's me stuffed ...

Me getting stuffed is kind of the point of my clever angle pics. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall tell any patronising cunt who insists on everyone being nice to fuck off.

Thou shalt stop taking clever angle pics of the ONE passable feature you have - when your police file mugshot shows that you are in fact incredibly similar to QuasiJabbaTheHuttModo.

Oh shit. That's me stuffed ...

Me getting stuffed is kind of the point of my clever angle pics. Just saying."

I have no illusions of stuffing or getting stuffed but I was enjoying posting pics ... *crestfallen*

Next it will be

Thou shalt not use filters and clever gimmicks to get your pics noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall obey to Perdita Von Tease as the sexiest girl on Fab

Thou must not blow smoke up arses

Thou beat me to it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next it will be

Thou shalt not use filters and clever gimmicks to get your pics noticed"

WTF?! That commandment would never be passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall obey to Perdita Von Tease as the sexiest girl on Fab

Thou must not blow smoke up arses

Thou beat me to it....

I'm going to lose my favourite thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not start a thread to announce you are going UNLOS and then stay on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not expect that I'll be interested to meet after seeing just lonely dick pics on profile.

Thou shalt read my profile and not simply message cause you've got the horn and you like my pics.

Thou shall accept a 'no thank you' gracefully.

Thou shalt look like your pics on profile when I meet you for a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not discuss blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not talk about cleaning up someones poo covered willy with your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not discuss blue waffle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not discuss shagging ur mates mam behind Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not start a thread to announce you are going UNLOS and then stay on the site."

If broken, you will be crucified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not try to convince me to cheat on my OH by saying 'he doesn't have to know'

Thou shalt read a persons profile before messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not start a thread to announce you are going UNLOS and then stay on the site.

If broken, you will be crucified.

Thou shalt not start happy birthday threads for those UNLOS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt NEVER suggest that a BBW is a real woman

Thou shalt NEVER suggest than a slim woman isn't a real woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not start a thread to announce you are going UNLOS and then stay on the site.

If broken, you will be crucified.

Thou shalt not start happy birthday threads for those UNLOS....

. Mines in April.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shalt NEVER suggest that a BBW is a real woman

Thou shalt NEVER suggest than a slim woman isn't a real woman "

Or vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt have sex every day but only practice facials on Sunday's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall treat my body like a temple

What, take the contents and put them in a museum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt NEVER suggest that a BBW is a real woman

Thou shalt NEVER suggest than a slim woman isn't a real woman "

Might be easier not to suggest a woman is anything including a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

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I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me."

Fuck.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me.

Fuck.

avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me.

Fuck.

avoid "

Block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall read a profile before messaging hahaha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me.

Fuck.

avoid

Block.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Thou shall not delete your 'fuck' in a snog,fuck,avoid thread when you realise it's gone in under somebody you didn't intend it for

I never do. Those are half the fun. Mind you, I rarely post in them unless it's to try and beat the guys clamouring to post under a hot girl. That occasionally amuses me.

Fuck.

Fuck definitely..

Oh bollox, beaten by a guy again..

Where's the delete button..?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Thou shall not fall asleep on the job

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Thou shalt respect the girls code at clubs

Thou shalt respect personal space when watching play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not discuss shagging ur mates mam behind Morrisons"

I kept that quiet!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Thou shall not start a thread to announce you are going UNLOS and then stay on the site.

If broken, you will be crucified.

Thou shalt not start happy birthday threads for those UNLOS....

. Mines in April.

So is mine, Mrs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thou shall not fall asleep on the job

almost fell asleep doesn't count right?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Thou shalt jump through my many hoops or thou shalt get your ass blocked.

Thou shalt have an amazing profile and pics even though I have neither.

Thou shalt send me an amazing first message because that's what I say I want...I shalt not bother to read or reply to said message. Thou shalt have wasted your time.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Thou shall not continually post attention seeking threads unless thou is funny as fuck

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Thou shall not treat a simple comment on a thread you started as an excuse to message the poster and send cock pics. Just because.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not treat a simple comment on a thread you started as an excuse to message the poster and send cock pics. Just because."

I hadn't been here long. Give me a break

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Thou shall not treat a simple comment on a thread you started as an excuse to message the poster and send cock pics. Just because.

I hadn't been here long. Give me a break

Of course, you're one of the married men I flirt with

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Though shalt accept that single females on fab are at the utmost top (ie VERY HIGH) on the fab food chain - even if we're 97 with 2 (black) teeth, a mostly bald head, halitosis, half a dozen std's and a fanny so used its about to drop of................................................... And worship at our feet accordingly!

................. If you wouldn't mind!

.................. Whenever' a good time for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall have patience lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though shall be allowed to be shy and not have a face pic on display, but confident enough to have your pussy as an avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though shalt accept that single females on fab are at the utmost top (ie VERY HIGH) on the fab food chain - even if we're 97 with 2 (black) teeth, a mostly bald head, halitosis, half a dozen std's and a fanny so used its about to drop of................................................... And worship at our feet accordingly!

................. If you wouldn't mind!

.................. Whenever' a good time for you!

We're not worthy

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Thou shall get over thyself

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

................. If you wouldn't mind!

.................. Whenever' a good time for you!

We're not worthy

Not worshipful enough!

Try bending your head a bit lower ....... Lower ..... Lower!

...... Now whilst you're down there - stick your tongue out? - there's a love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

................. If you wouldn't mind!

.................. Whenever' a good time for you!

We're not worthy

Not worshipful enough!

Try bending your head a bit lower ....... Lower ..... Lower!

...... Now whilst you're down there - stick your tongue out? - there's a love!

Yes your magnificence. Whatever you decree your Magnificence

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

................. If you wouldn't mind!

.................. Whenever' a good time for you!

We're not worthy

Not worshipful enough!

Try bending your head a bit lower ....... Lower ..... Lower!

...... Now whilst you're down there - stick your tongue out? - there's a love!

Yes your magnificence. Whatever you decree your Magnificence"

I LIKE this game!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Thou shall keep posting the same needy status update all fucking day to gain as much attention as possible

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

If thou covert thy neighbours wife, let him watch and post pics.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Thou shalt not bareback

(Unless you want to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall buy a razor and use it

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thou shalt suck it up, buttercup. Without moaning about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not bareback

(Unless you want to)"

Controversial

Or not we're all adults like innit ya get me?

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Thou shalt turn up showered!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shalt not bareback

(Unless you want to)

Controversial

Or not we're all adults like innit ya get me? "

Yea bruh.

Thou shall ensure that there are suitable provisions in the room (stopping to do a bar run is a waste of sex time y'know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall not be a hypocrite, by demanding "no txt spk" or "no one liners" then replying a message with "yo" "

Similarly, Thou shall not insist on seeing pictures attached to messages on a pictureless profile

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thou shalt not smoke

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Though shall be allowed to be shy and not have a face pic on display, but confident enough to have your pussy as an avatar.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Thou shalt not smoke

..... Unless thou art on fire!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Thou shalt not post graphic photos...unless they are classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt fall for a guy off here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though shalt not start a thread and leave it abruptly not to return, intentionally causing controversy.

Discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying"

Ok mission accepted

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey"

You laugh....it nearly happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey

You laugh....it nearly happened

Stop you're making me moist

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey

You laugh....it nearly happened

Stop you're making me moist "

That's what he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey

You laugh....it nearly happened

Stop you're making me moist

That's what he said

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shalt not try to get around the 0 meet club rules unless you want to be waterboarded by Honey

You laugh....it nearly happened

Stop you're making me moist

That's what he said

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thou shall not pretend to be a different sex to your own when writing a profile, or a couple when you are a lonely single bloke.

Thou shall not create a new thread without checking that the same thread was created by someone else a few minutes earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

Thou shalt push my luck until I have you bowing down and worshipping my cock or bent over... but I guess I can settle for a private message

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thou shalt use a laser controlled measuring device for all cock and height measurement data. Stoning in public is the minimum penalty for abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt need a charger.. ffs my battery is dying just as it's getting interesting

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

Thou shalt push my luck until I have you bowing down and worshipping my cock or bent over... but I guess I can settle for a private message

Thou shall recognise the only thing being worshipped here is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

Thou shalt push my luck until I have you bowing down and worshipping my cock or bent over... but I guess I can settle for a private message

Thou shall recognise the only thing being worshipped here is me."

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

Thou shalt push my luck until I have you bowing down and worshipping my cock or bent over... but I guess I can settle for a private message

Thou shall recognise the only thing being worshipped here is me."

Though shalt never interrupt Miss Honey when she's on a roll!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thou shall pretend to have standards but fuck anything that breathes.

Thou shall not argue about said standards

Thou shalt make it your life's mission to Fuck Don P or die trying

Ok mission accepted

Shit you don't waste no time.. Love a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it...

Thou shalt not let your life pass you by without my cock invading your mouth

Thou shalt not push ones luck.

Thou shalt push my luck until I have you bowing down and worshipping my cock or bent over... but I guess I can settle for a private message

Thou shall recognise the only thing being worshipped here is me.

Though shalt never interrupt Miss Honey when she's on a roll!

Thou shalt not forget about the dinner in the oven whilst on a roll

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Thou shall state you must be stimulated by a partners mind, then ask for film titles with the word 'spunk' in the title

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou shall state you must be stimulated by a partners mind, then ask for film titles with the word 'spunk' in the title "

Just spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou will be moody and mysterious but have tonnes of veri's saying how lovely and sweet they were when they rescued their meet's cat from a tree in the path of a flowing volcano.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Thou will be moody and mysterious but have tonnes of veri's saying how lovely and sweet they were when they rescued their meet's cat from a tree in the path of a flowing volcano."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not put sucks cock like a pro/treat her well as a verification.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not put sucks cock like a pro/treat her well as a verification."

Just came on here to do the treat her well on the veri one....surely you should treat everybody well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext.

The only text message I want to be sent is “my place or yours?” or possibly a naked picture. Other than that, don’t ask how my day was, what I had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you’re bored.

I'm that way out today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt never try to outstory DJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not work their way through the forumites- it causes lampposts to flood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall remember and keep the fabbath day holy.. just so I can come and fill each and every sexy, filthy fabbers hole x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not start Thursday threads on a Wednesday- it causes discombobulation!

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