FabSwingers.com forum: Word of warning......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the subject of dildos....

Dont buy them from the pound shop.

they sound like world war two fokkers when switched on...

The old guy by me kept ducking and throwing himself into the bushes when i tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey wheres your pound shop????

You cant get anything like that in my local pound shop.....lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the subject of dildos....

Dont buy them from the pound shop.

they sound like world war two fokkers when switched on...

The old guy by me kept ducking and throwing himself into the bushes when i tried

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did the batteries last for long then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the subject of dildos....

Dont buy them from the pound shop.

they sound like world war two fokkers when switched on...

The old guy by me kept ducking and throwing himself into the bushes when i tried

did the batteries last for long then lol"

Didnt need to...

She had the old guy throwin imself on er bush...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"On the subject of dildos....

Dont buy them from the pound shop.

they sound like world war two fokkers when switched on...

The old guy by me kept ducking and throwing himself into the bushes when i tried

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are you sure its not a blender ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pmsl

No it aint a blender and as for someone throwing themselves on me bush.......bring it on.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pmsl

No it aint a blender and as for someone throwing themselves on me bush.......bring it on.

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you could use the blender as a strimmer and trim the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sure its not a nose hair remover....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bush is perfectly trimmed already...it awaits its treat this comming week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treatment for ur bush...sorry just sounds wrong! hehehee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lmao...

does dont it...ahem !

well i know what i mean

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Poundland?

You can tell peeps are too well off in general, what happened to the good ole carrots, cucumbers and ( rare exception ) marrows?

Joke alert :

Reminds me of going to the butcher's. I minced in and asked for a pound of Salami. He asked did i want it slicing. I said no , i'm not a chuffing money box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the pound shop and poundland are different shops ya know...can get all sorts here cuz we is the swinging capital of the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bush is perfectly trimmed already...it awaits its treat this comming week

dammit, i just wasted 20seconds of perv time searching for that trimmed bush pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tut...

I dont got mucky pics ya perv you ....i only DO mucky

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

How much do they cost... I might invest

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over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Have you considered going down to your local shop, seeking out a hunky assistant and asking him for a good pounding? Take a copy of the Sale of Goods and Services Act with you.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tut...

I dont got mucky pics ya perv you ....i only DO mucky

me either....mine are all paintings by a renounderotic arstit

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