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"Way i see it is, its the only way that real peace is achievable....proper proof not hearsay or an interpretation of a chinese whisper... c'mon down and show us where we've gone wrong." Ah well no doubt Jesus will be dropping in on this thread  | |||
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"Way i see it is, its the only way that real peace is achievable....proper proof not hearsay or an interpretation of a chinese whisper... c'mon down and show us where we've gone wrong. Ah well no doubt Jesus will be dropping in on this thread "Religion is great for those that want to find peace and meaning (in a blinkered not wanting to accept the truth kind of way)... When religion starts to dictate your lifestyle and politics, that's when things go wrong... | |||
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"It is good being traditional  "Whose tradition would that be ? | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it." In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ? | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it. In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ?" Practicing Christians  | |||
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"It is good being traditional
Whose tradition would that be ? "For shag am assuming a Norse God or Goddess  | |||
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"It is good being traditional
Whose tradition would that be ? "It depends what you follow, but in this case christian values. | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it. In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ? Practicing Christians "What does the rolly eye emoji mean ? | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it. In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ? Practicing Christians ". Honestly sometimes  | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it. In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ? Practicing Christians
What does the rolly eye emoji mean ?". It means it's a bit of a silly question, so you got a rolling eye | |||
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"It is good being traditional
Whose tradition would that be ? It depends what you follow, but in this case christian values."No abortion , gays or women in the church ? Women should obey etc ? Those traditional Christian values ? | |||
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"I don't think it's outdated at all, I think it's absolutely relevant still today, I really don't understand why we keep amending it. In what way is the Christian bible relevant and to who ? Practicing Christians
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It means it's a bit of a silly question, so you got a rolling eye"There are no silly questions just people who use rolley eyes. | |||
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"It is good being traditional
Whose tradition would that be ? It depends what you follow, but in this case christian values.
No abortion , gays or women in the church ? Women should obey etc ? Those traditional Christian values ?". Peoples religious beliefs are just that, last time I looked it's a free country  | |||
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"It is good being traditional
Whose tradition would that be ? It depends what you follow, but in this case christian values.
No abortion , gays or women in the church ? Women should obey etc ? Those traditional Christian values ?"No, it could be more relaxed towards that. | |||
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"l'm agnostic but l like religion, well some of them. My problem with people who like to assert their atheistic moral superiority is that they operate with a line in the sand just like any other religious person and that can't be justified. Where do you get your morality from? From which source, other than wanting to be seen as progressive? Why is abortion a-okay but killing someone else is not? The current cut off point for abortion is 24 weeks, the youngest premature baby to survive outside the womb and live is around 20 weeks. So forgive me if l don't buy your morality anymore than Father O'Reilley's" I think the cut off point for abortions is nothing to do with religion. ..more financial. | |||
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"God/religion along with greed, Resources, Nationalism etc are the reasons people go to war, But the fear of God also keeps people on a straight(not fab straight) path, I recon a lot of people would go a little crazy if it was proven that there wasn't a almighty God watching us " Very good point | |||
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" My problem with people who like to assert their atheistic moral superiority is that they operate with a line in the sand just like any other religious person and that can't be justified. Where do you get your morality from? From which source, other than wanting to be seen as progressive? " Shock horror... I think I may actually agree with something you've said (for the first time ever) | |||
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" My problem with people who like to assert their atheistic moral superiority is that they operate with a line in the sand just like any other religious person and that can't be justified. Where do you get your morality from? From which source, other than wanting to be seen as progressive? Shock horror... I think I may actually agree with something you've said (for the first time ever)" l'm flattered. l'd be even more flattered if l knew who you were. | |||
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"Totally not interested in religious posts" Maybe don't post on a bible thread then.... | |||
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"Totally not interested in religious posts Maybe don't post on a bible thread then...." I will post where I like? Thanks for the pointless advice? Yawn | |||
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"Totally not interested in religious posts Maybe don't post on a bible thread then.... I will post where I like? Thanks for the pointless advice? Yawn " Sorry, feel free to also post on all the other threads that don't interest you. Have fun. | |||
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"Totally not interested in religious posts Maybe don't post on a bible thread then.... I will post where I like? Thanks for the pointless advice? Yawn Sorry, feel free to also post on all the other threads that don't interest you. Have fun. "  | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptd_h0dF7NE" Before i copy and paste this i hope its a talking heads track? | |||
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 )... there's this BS creationist museum in Kentucky in the US and I thought I'd have a laugh at the mock ups of Adam and Eve leaving the Garden of Eden whilst frolicking with dinosaurs...
But there's a creationist museum in the UK (Plymouth) and, up the road from me in Somerset is Noah's Ark Zoo Farm that, whilst not actually being a museum, promotes creationism as fact.
Fuck me.
Might have to take the kids and some Sharpies out one day...
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptd_h0dF7NE Before i copy and paste this i hope its a talking heads track?" No, it's not Talking Heads | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptd_h0dF7NE Before i copy and paste this i hope its a talking heads track?" | |||
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"Ok.... I've pulled the pin... time to put my headphones on... I think a spot of vivaldi... and shuffle away into the night... it's been fun people... ok not that fun... it was meant to be fun though... enjoy.. "Thread doesn't end when you bugger off | |||
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"Guys.... ladies... this was meant to be a non confrontational... slightly controversial. .. be ultimately fun post ... and you guys spoilt it... peace out dudes. .. kiss and make up... " You know the old saying, never bring up politics or religion in polite society... Not that I'm saying the ladies and gents here are not polite, far be it from me to cast such aspersions.. Perhaps if you wish to poke fun at religion, try starting with a life of Brian quote.. . He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.... . Right, that should resolve it.. | |||
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"Guys.... ladies... this was meant to be a non confrontational... slightly controversial. .. be ultimately fun post ... and you guys spoilt it... peace out dudes. .. kiss and make up... You know the old saying, never bring up politics or religion in polite society... Not that I'm saying the ladies and gents here are not polite, far be it from me to cast such aspersions.. Perhaps if you wish to poke fun at religion, try starting with a life of Brian quote.. . He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.... . Right, that should resolve it.. "you got me... classic post... | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S... "Every time im just about to release a newly updated version, you lot have only gone and changed your ways again. That kind of defeats the purpose of releasing a newly outdated bible, does it not? At this stage, im just waiting for mankind to revert back to old standards, like you do with fashion. | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S...
Every time im just about to release a newly updated version, you lot have only gone and changed your ways again. That kind of defeats the purpose of releasing a newly outdated bible, does it not?
At this stage, im just waiting for mankind to revert back to old standards, like you do with fashion."Been waiting for you to show up again. Right, where's those nails and that hammer...? | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S...
Every time im just about to release a newly updated version, you lot have only gone and changed your ways again. That kind of defeats the purpose of releasing a newly outdated bible, does it not?
At this stage, im just waiting for mankind to revert back to old standards, like you do with fashion.
Been waiting for you to show up again.
Right, where's those nails and that hammer...?
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" Been waiting for you to show up again. Right, where's those nails and that hammer...? "Easy now. Been there, done that. Not as fun as it sounds. But if you must, lubricate the nails first. | |||
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" Been waiting for you to show up again. Right, where's those nails and that hammer...?
Easy now.
Been there, done that. Not as fun as it sounds.
But if you must, lubricate the nails first."Look, there's guys in the Philippines who do this shit EVERY year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_in_the_Philippines Man up, Jesus. (I've *always* wanted to say that) | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S... "I don't think the problem is that the Bible needs updating! I Believe that the Bible was written by a number of clever and extremely manipulative men Who used it to control other men and subjugate women! It has been effective for thousands of years and will probably be so for another thousand years! Because of it millions have been murdered or persecuted! In some Christian African countries homosexual men are still hanged - because the bible says it's an unnatural practice! I think the world would be a far better place if we had more humanity and less religion! Having said that, I do believe in a God of sorts - just not the judgemental God of the bible! | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S...
I don't think the problem is that the Bible needs updating! I Believe that the Bible was written by a number of clever and extremely manipulative men Who used it to control other men and subjugate women! It has been effective for thousands of years and will probably be so for another thousand years!
Because of it millions have been murdered or persecuted!
In some Christian African countries homosexual men are still hanged - because the bible says it's an unnatural practice!
I think the world would be a far better place if we had more humanity and less religion!
Having said that, I do believe in a God of sorts - just not the judgemental God of the bible! "I think you will find that gays are killed in a he'll of a lot of other religions across the planet! | |||
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"Religion is the root of all that is wrong in this world!" . Yeah it's religion that's ruined the planet! Forces child labour in sweat shops, gets women up the duff, causes marriage break ups, oil wars, resource wars, caused the banking crises, piled on the debt. Nothing to do with personal responsibility | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. "There's one of those on here already... | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. ". He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!. | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. "* via some Twitter storm/stoning thing | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S...
I don't think the problem is that the Bible needs updating! I Believe that the Bible was written by a number of clever and extremely manipulative men Who used it to control other men and subjugate women! It has been effective for thousands of years and will probably be so for another thousand years!
Because of it millions have been murdered or persecuted!
In some Christian African countries homosexual men are still hanged - because the bible says it's an unnatural practice!
I think the world would be a far better place if we had more humanity and less religion!
Having said that, I do believe in a God of sorts - just not the judgemental God of the bible!
I think you will find that gays are killed in a he'll of a lot of other religions across the planet!"Agreed - but the op's post was about the Bible! | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. ". Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!." Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. " Apparently I've also got long blonde hair and blue eyes. | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate...." I would be his mate and hang out in the garden of eden and chat about all sorts over some wine | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
I do like my new yacht though! ". The third commandment?. What do you do on Sundays, draw the prophet on your gable wall | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. Apparently I've also got long blonde hair and blue eyes." In other parts of the world you are depicted as black | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. " . I was right then. Jack shit | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit" What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing" . Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. Apparently I've also got long blonde hair and blue eyes. In other parts of the world you are depicted as black" Indeed, all this talk of me confuses me sometimes. I have to check the mirror to remind myself what I look like every so often. | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
I do like my new yacht though! .
The third commandment?.
What do you do on Sundays, draw the prophet on your gable wall"It's my name, usually catching up on the grand tour on sundays. | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not" I beg your pardon?!  | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
I do like my new yacht though! .
The third commandment?.
What do you do on Sundays, draw the prophet on your gable wall
It's my name, usually catching up on the grand tour on sundays. ". It's not your name, your just taking the piss out of him on a sex site. Get a grip, if you were to come on here with the name Allah Akbar I'm sure you'd be met with all round laughter as well. Third commandment, thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain | |||
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat." . Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one | |||
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"I confess (hahahah) I did not read the whole thread but found it ironic that the original post (fun or not) sort of compared an ancient form of power, manipulation and money (religion in all it's forms) to a modern one (the modern day religion is love of power in the form of money and status at any cost such as Apple)... One hopes for a better future despite it all (and Trump) "very apt... some say religion was invented as an efficient way to control the masses... | |||
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat.. Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one" I live in Glastonbury where we have Catholic and Protestant pilgrimages, Sufis, goddess worshipers, pagans, Buddhists, druids, hell - the Orthodox Church of King Alfred, whatever that is. Who are you to say that Christianity is the one true path? I think, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, you should take time to reflect on that. | |||
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"Please calm down people... ALL religions are amazing... they have a lot of common sense running through them all... and WE all can learn from them religious or not... unfortunately ALL religions also have extremists. .. religion stirs powerful emotion that sometimes we can't control... and jedi's are just ridiculous. ... "57 varieties of nut job, if you walk down my high street | |||
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"Please calm down people... ALL religions are amazing... they have a lot of common sense running through them all... and WE all can learn from them religious or not... unfortunately ALL religions also have extremists. .. religion stirs powerful emotion that sometimes we can't control... and jedi's are just ridiculous. ...
57 varieties of nut job, if you walk down my high street
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat.. Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one I live in Glastonbury where we have Catholic and Protestant pilgrimages, Sufis, goddess worshipers, pagans, Buddhists, druids, hell - the Orthodox Church of King Alfred, whatever that is. Who are you to say that Christianity is the one true path? I think, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, you should take time to reflect on that." . Jesus Christ is God, he's the only God with an entirely peaceful message, he's the only God that recognises you as a sinner and offers you redemption through love and peace?. Why don't you think about that!. Why doesn't the other guy who's taking the piss with the name Jesus Christ understand that breaking commandments might actually offend Christians?. Like I said would you draw Muhammad on your gable wall for a laugh as well?. You know why you wouldn't though don't you | |||
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"Jesus Christ is God, he's the only God with an entirely peaceful message, he's the only God that recognises you as a sinner and offers you redemption through love and peace?. Why don't you think about that!. Why doesn't the other guy who's taking the piss with the name Jesus Christ understand that breaking commandments might actually offend Christians?. Like I said would you draw Muhammad on your gable wall for a laugh as well?. You know why you wouldn't though don't you" "You gotta ask yourself this question... Can a man who has fought in the jungles with I.V. Lenin against the running dog capitalista pigs sleeping in a hut so lowly that the rats were as hunchback be my redeemer? And gotta say well maybe yes and maybe no, but I know that I gotta go somewhere, and that somewhere might well be church..." Alabama 3 - Exile On Coldharbour Lane - Converted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E800WC-DCE | |||
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"I thought ID cards was an emotive subject... this one is explosive Think I will throw in Bill & Ted "Be Excellent to each other" and sip my vodka quietly in the corner."Same difference, I suspect | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S... "Matthew 5:18 (new version ): Truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Ergo: no updates! | |||
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"Religion was a construct of an ancient and ignorant society. Perpetrated by an elite who used it to control and rule the masses. It should have no part in an enlightened and modern society. Religion is the root of all evil.....well certainly a large proportion of It!" exactly what I said.. apart from religion is the root of all evil thingy... it is harmless and actually good for society when extremists aren't involved... from all religions... | |||
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"The Bible (and all similar religious 'manuals').... Full of fake news and alternative facts. "Fake in what sense? Historic events? Or metaphoric truths? l'm assuming you are nihilist? | |||
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"The Bible (and all similar religious 'manuals').... Full of fake news and alternative facts.
Fake in what sense? Historic events? Or metaphoric truths? l'm assuming you are nihilist?"I'm going with the Virgin birth and water into wine stories. | |||
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"Way i see it is, its the only way that real peace is achievable....proper proof not hearsay or an interpretation of a chinese whisper... c'mon down and show us where we've gone wrong. Ah well no doubt Jesus will be dropping in on this thread
Religion is great for those that want to find peace and meaning (in a blinkered not wanting to accept the truth kind of way)...
When religion starts to dictate your lifestyle and politics, that's when things go wrong..."Yep. Agreed. Religion used to make people nicer and kinder is great. | |||
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Fake in what sense? Historic events? Or metaphoric truths? l'm assuming you are nihilist?"No I'm not actually. The ten commandments, for example, make perfect sense to me. And neither do i think that my, nor anybody else's, life is meaningless. | |||
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The bible, The quoran ect all books open to interpritation and suposition by week minded fools who need something to cling too to make theier lives meen something. | |||
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"Way i see it is, its the only way that real peace is achievable....proper proof not hearsay or an interpretation of a chinese whisper... c'mon down and show us where we've gone wrong. Ah well no doubt Jesus will be dropping in on this thread
Religion is great for those that want to find peace and meaning (in a blinkered not wanting to accept the truth kind of way)...
When religion starts to dictate your lifestyle and politics, that's when things go wrong...
Yep. Agreed. Religion used to make people nicer and kinder is great. "Finding somewhere where this has happened for any length of time is rather difficult tho! | |||
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"Tbh I reckon Jesus would be a pain in the arse as a mate.... You've gad a heavy night on the booze & want to drink water....then the bugger turns it to wine And I've no idea what he wants all that money for..surely a deity could knock up a few quid from nothing if he can feed 5000 with a loaf of bread & 2 fish... Maybe Jesus likes a speedboat with a well stocked bar & a decent mooring for the Monaco GP? I know if I was, I would.. .
He didn't ask for any money, he lead his entire life in poverty and pleaded with people to give there's away to the needy, love your enemies, turn the other cheek, threw the money lenders out of the temple, he even told people to love his killers and forgive them
If your going to mock him at least know what your fucking talking about!.
I do like my new yacht though! .
The third commandment?.
What do you do on Sundays, draw the prophet on your gable wall
It's my name, usually catching up on the grand tour on sundays. .
It's not your name, your just taking the piss out of him on a sex site.
Get a grip, if you were to come on here with the name Allah Akbar I'm sure you'd be met with all round laughter as well.
Third commandment, thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain"Sometimes , amidst the giggles, one cannot help but state the obvious even though one realised one shouldn't. Allahu Akbar is not a name. Just thought i'd point that out people. | |||
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"Not a factual book and was never meant to be taken literally LOL. Religion causes SO much trouble. There is no god - listen to the quotes of these great minds - Darwin, Einstein, Stephen Hawking, David Attenborough. As a Palaeontologist I find it all really amusing, this god bullshit and people actually really believe in a 'higher being' lol, given all the evidence presented they still believe.....weakness and lack of education, stop using religion as a crutch - it's the friggin 21st century!!! "Or the C6 | |||
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"I haven't read all the thread, so apologies if I'm just repeating what others have said. I'm not very religious but I do believe a lot of true words are spoken in the bible. Situations and circumstances that we go through in our lives, you can find advice how to deal with things in the bible. The 10 commandments are also very good rules to live your life by. If more people abided by them then the world would e a much better place." Well being on fab sort of kicks one to the kirb | |||
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat.. Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one I live in Glastonbury where we have Catholic and Protestant pilgrimages, Sufis, goddess worshipers, pagans, Buddhists, druids, hell - the Orthodox Church of King Alfred, whatever that is. Who are you to say that Christianity is the one true path? I think, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, you should take time to reflect on that.. Jesus Christ is God, he's the only God with an entirely peaceful message, he's the only God that recognises you as a sinner and offers you redemption through love and peace?. Why don't you think about that!. Why doesn't the other guy who's taking the piss with the name Jesus Christ understand that breaking commandments might actually offend Christians?. Like I said would you draw Muhammad on your gable wall for a laugh as well?. You know why you wouldn't though don't you" Jesus Christ is God? I thought Jesus was the son of God? In fairness it's a long time since I went to Sunday school. | |||
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"I haven't read all the thread, so apologies if I'm just repeating what others have said. I'm not very religious but I do believe a lot of true words are spoken in the bible. Situations and circumstances that we go through in our lives, you can find advice how to deal with things in the bible. The 10 commandments are also very good rules to live your life by. If more people abided by them then the world would e a much better place. Well being on fab sort of kicks one to the kirb "Very true | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not" Not scrolled further down but assuming you're basing your 'knowledge' on 70's epic films? Jesus was almost certainly Middle eastern or Asian - there's no way on earth he would've been white/European. Jesus is documented in many other faiths as well as Christianity, including historic non-religious scripts of the time! We can be as sure of his existence (though perhaps not the miracles) as we can of any historical figure of that period! He was NOT white!! Arguing the colour of God is fatuous. No one has seen him so no-one knows. He (should he exist) may not even have a human form! Sorry to intercede but the arguments were getting silly! | |||
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat.. Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one I live in Glastonbury where we have Catholic and Protestant pilgrimages, Sufis, goddess worshipers, pagans, Buddhists, druids, hell - the Orthodox Church of King Alfred, whatever that is. Who are you to say that Christianity is the one true path? I think, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, you should take time to reflect on that.. Jesus Christ is God, he's the only God with an entirely peaceful message, he's the only God that recognises you as a sinner and offers you redemption through love and peace?. Why don't you think about that!. Why doesn't the other guy who's taking the piss with the name Jesus Christ understand that breaking commandments might actually offend Christians?. Like I said would you draw Muhammad on your gable wall for a laugh as well?. You know why you wouldn't though don't you Jesus Christ is God? I thought Jesus was the son of God? In fairness it's a long time since I went to Sunday school." It's the Holy Trinity! He is - to those who believe it - The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit xx | |||
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"Dude, I think you need to relax. Turn the other cheek or sommat.. Why because you think you can poke fun at my religion!. Do one I live in Glastonbury where we have Catholic and Protestant pilgrimages, Sufis, goddess worshipers, pagans, Buddhists, druids, hell - the Orthodox Church of King Alfred, whatever that is. Who are you to say that Christianity is the one true path? I think, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, you should take time to reflect on that.. Jesus Christ is God, he's the only God with an entirely peaceful message, he's the only God that recognises you as a sinner and offers you redemption through love and peace?. Why don't you think about that!. Why doesn't the other guy who's taking the piss with the name Jesus Christ understand that breaking commandments might actually offend Christians?. Like I said would you draw Muhammad on your gable wall for a laugh as well?. You know why you wouldn't though don't you Jesus Christ is God? I thought Jesus was the son of God? In fairness it's a long time since I went to Sunday school. It's the Holy Trinity! He is - to those who believe it - The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit xx" I love the story told by Dave Allen, his first day at school and he gets asked about the holy Trinity.. Well, I'll let the great man do the talking for himself.. https://youtu.be/ZkzRS8vobzs | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S... "LOL
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not Not scrolled further down but assuming you're basing your 'knowledge' on 70's epic films? Jesus was almost certainly Middle eastern or Asian - there's no way on earth he would've been white/European. Jesus is documented in many other faiths as well as Christianity, including historic non-religious scripts of the time! We can be as sure of his existence (though perhaps not the miracles) as we can of any historical figure of that period! He was NOT white!! Arguing the colour of God is fatuous. No one has seen him so no-one knows. He (should he exist) may not even have a human form! Sorry to intercede but the arguments were getting silly! "My mum is a dark Ashkenazi yet you see very pale Mizrahis. Google Sofi Tsedaka, she is a Samaritan woman and Samaritans have never left lsrael.. Jesus interacted with people of her skin tone and may very well have looked the same ie. A white man. Also google Rachel Shabi, an lraqi Jew. She is also white. This is an unfortunate route of thinking and l've actually had Muslims tell me that Ashkenazi's are not ''real Jews'' but are Khazars. | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not Not scrolled further down but assuming you're basing your 'knowledge' on 70's epic films? Jesus was almost certainly Middle eastern or Asian - there's no way on earth he would've been white/European. Jesus is documented in many other faiths as well as Christianity, including historic non-religious scripts of the time! We can be as sure of his existence (though perhaps not the miracles) as we can of any historical figure of that period! He was NOT white!! Arguing the colour of God is fatuous. No one has seen him so no-one knows. He (should he exist) may not even have a human form! Sorry to intercede but the arguments were getting silly! "They've been silly from the start. God never wrote the bible. | |||
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"I haven't read all the thread, so apologies if I'm just repeating what others have said. I'm not very religious but I do believe a lot of true words are spoken in the bible. Situations and circumstances that we go through in our lives, you can find advice how to deal with things in the bible. The 10 commandments are also very good rules to live your life by. If more people abided by them then the world would e a much better place." How about the bit in the Bible where it commands parents to stone unruly children to death, or the directions over "unclean" women on the blob. For instance. People only read the bits they want. The whole thing is palpable nonsense | |||
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"I don't feel an urge to either accept or reject the existence of a high force.... But as far as the Bibles value as a useful document to be use as reference by those attempting to enforce their understanding of Gods instruction ... In the name of their faith they seem more than willing to interpret that instruction by shamelessly exploiting the fear of fear and that must surely be wrong... "God will strike you down if you say things like that! | |||
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"I don't feel an urge to either accept or reject the existence of a high force.... But as far as the Bibles value as a useful document to be use as reference by those attempting to enforce their understanding of Gods instruction ... In the name of their faith they seem more than willing to interpret that instruction by shamelessly exploiting the fear of fear and that must surely be wrong...
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not Not scrolled further down but assuming you're basing your 'knowledge' on 70's epic films? Jesus was almost certainly Middle eastern or Asian - there's no way on earth he would've been white/European. Jesus is documented in many other faiths as well as Christianity, including historic non-religious scripts of the time! We can be as sure of his existence (though perhaps not the miracles) as we can of any historical figure of that period! He was NOT white!! Arguing the colour of God is fatuous. No one has seen him so no-one knows. He (should he exist) may not even have a human form! Sorry to intercede but the arguments were getting silly!
They've been silly from the start. God never wrote the bible. "True! It's been written my men (allegedly) writing it on God's behalf. Like any very long book (if you want to strip it down to what it is) there are some great bits and some not-so-great bits! It preaches mainly (but not exclusively) love and forgiveness in the New Testament (hence that tends to be the bit in hotel drawers/used at schools) - but if you read the Old Testament, God (and a LOT of his principal prophets/heroes) was an absolute bastard who killed (or ordered the killing of) countless thousands of people at will! People worshipped him through fear, not love, and the concept of God as something to be obeyed and feared above all else has been popular until a generation or two ago! It's only very recently we've adopted a 'cuddly' version of God who is benign and forgiving! The Bible, until very recently, was used to essentially control the uneducated masses and subjugate women. What better way to keep millions of peasants down than to say 'your life may be really shit now - but put up with it meekly and you'll go to this great place called heaven - but steal food to feed your starving family and you'll go to hell for all eternity!' And don't forget that at one point people were put to death for herecy if they translated the Bible from Latin to English! Those in power in the church wanted to make sure only the wealthy/church seniors could read it - so they could misinterpret it and bastardise it to the masses to suit their own ends! Hear endeth the lesson! | |||
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"I haven't read all the thread, so apologies if I'm just repeating what others have said. I'm not very religious but I do believe a lot of true words are spoken in the bible. Situations and circumstances that we go through in our lives, you can find advice how to deal with things in the bible. The 10 commandments are also very good rules to live your life by. If more people abided by them then the world would e a much better place." I suggest you are guessing what the 10 are and don't know what they are I suggest you look them up and you may note that most of the 10 are not good rules to abide ones life by And I don't think any sane person needs to be told murder or theft is wrong so what do the other 8 say ? | |||
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"Sometimes I wish God would appear... and tell us that times have changed... abortion is not the root of all evil.. the gay community shall not be cast out... and dinosaurs did exist... Come on.. we have the iPhone 7 now... surely we should be up to the bible 4S...
Matthew 5:18 (new version ): Truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.
Ergo: no updates! "And the number of self proclaimed Christians who ignore this part ? Pick and mix Christians make me smile as they hold up some parts as undeniable truth and dismiss other parts they randomly feel uncomfortable with as some how not part of their beliefs mandate ? | |||
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"I don't feel an urge to either accept or reject the existence of a high force.... But as far as the Bibles value as a useful document to be use as reference by those attempting to enforce their understanding of Gods instruction ... In the name of their faith they seem more than willing to interpret that instruction by shamelessly exploiting the fear of fear and that must surely be wrong...
God will strike you down if you say things like that!
Give over, She would destroy one of her finest creations........
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not You do realise you and Muslims revere the same God concept don't you ? You may also note that calling atheists sinners could be take offensively ? According to the facts , if a god concept did exist it would not have any colour and certainly not white , we could determine it's motive and personality which would be pure sadism Fortunately the is zero evidence to suggest a creator of any definition exists and multiple reams of data illustrating why each of the human invented concepts are wildly implausible xxx" . It's similar but not the same, Muslims don't acknowledge the death and resurrection of Jesus. I didn't call them sinners,I said Jesus said they were sinners,. As for colour, if you can arrange a virgin birth, I presume you could be any colour you choose to be?. Either way it's irrelevant, I'm white Jesus is white, that's just a natural thing, many African American church's depict him as black, are you going to go around telling them there's zero data that he was black?, what it smacks of, not just you but the other two clowns before, is racism, everyone seems more than happy to lay into "white" peoples gods,I mean that's understandable in a way, Jesus's teachings are a little more tolerant than Muhammads,I can't wait for a Muslim to come on the forums and have a thread about the Koran, I hope you lot will be just as vitriolic!!, But I think alas you'll be slightly more cowardice on that front, in fact I'll bet a bunch of you(especially Spiderman) even sided with them over the Danish and French satirical cartoons?,I hope I'm wrong,I hope Spiderman told them it's a load of bollocks and those cartoonists had every legal right to mock Islam and draw the prophet,I just doubt it though. | |||
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"Yep and if he came back we'd nail him up again. . Would you?. What about Muhammad, what would you do with him?. Jack shit I'm guessing, you just like to pick on the white peaceful guy because your a coward!. Jesus wasn't white. He was a Jew who spoke Aramaic. Assuming he existed. . I was right then. Jack shit What does that even mean? We might as well argue over the Tooth Fairy vs Robin Hood. Won;t change a thing. Your a monumental coward and your a racist, your more than happy to take the piss out of my white God because he's peaceful, but you wouldn't say jack shit to a Muslim would yer. No figured not You do realise you and Muslims revere the same God concept don't you ? You may also note that calling atheists sinners could be take offensively ? According to the facts , if a god concept did exist it would not have any colour and certainly not white , we could determine it's motive and personality which would be pure sadism Fortunately the is zero evidence to suggest a creator of any definition exists and multiple reams of data illustrating why each of the human invented concepts are wildly implausible xxx. It's similar but not the same, Muslims don't acknowledge the death and resurrection of Jesus. I didn't call them sinners,I said Jesus said they were sinners,. As for colour, if you can arrange a virgin birth, I presume you could be any colour you choose to be?. Either way it's irrelevant, I'm white Jesus is white, that's just a natural thing, many African American church's depict him as black, are you going to go around telling them there's zero data that he was black?, what it smacks of, not just you but the other two clowns before, is racism, everyone seems more than happy to lay into "white" peoples gods,I mean that's understandable in a way, Jesus's teachings are a little more tolerant than Muhammads,I can't wait for a Muslim to come on the forums and have a thread about the Koran, I hope you lot will be just as vitriolic!!, But I think alas you'll be slightly more cowardice on that front, in fact I'll bet a bunch of you(especially Spiderman) even sided with them over the Danish and French satirical cartoons?,I hope I'm wrong,I hope Spiderman told them it's a load of bollocks and those cartoonists had every legal right to mock Islam and draw the prophet,I just doubt it though. " Bless you strawman man xx I discount all human invented God concepts due to zero evidence I care not if it is a white Muslim or a black Christian on a forum suggesting their belief is reflection of reality I will say I disagree You have not articulated one reason why the subject of this thread the bible should be taken seriously and I clearly said I think the whole of the Islamic religion is based upon this book I also include all Muslims Make a note however I make no judgment about the personality of any of those who do belive regardless of race or colour and of course I'm including Jews who from my objective atheist perspective are so similar to Muslims in its Base belief and doctrine that I don't pedantically differentiate? | |||
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