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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Give it time lovely. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Your not here to meet.

Just another social media site for you to while your time on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Your need to come out of the shadows

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Absolutely no idea, we would, but i'm too old.

Que Sera Sera.

S

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Just post a few cock pix, apparently that works!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

No photos showing your naughty bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely no idea, we would, but i'm too old.

Que Sera Sera.

S"

Same here and wrong sex....but same interests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Nothing is wrong with anything. You've been clear with what you like/dislike, you have great photos & you have standards.

As the lady above said, be patient.

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

No photos showing your naughty bits!"

Nice ass tho

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

You should know it already. As you say in your profile, you are "choosy and specific to what I'm after"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

No photos showing your naughty bits!

Nice ass tho "

Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're being picky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're being picky. "

Yeah....I've always been picky! Not going to change that now!

It is a tongue in cheek post in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You not doing anything wrong it takes time I'd ask but I'm not in your age limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorted the bravery thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Sorted the bravery thing "

Yeah big girl panties and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're being picky.

Yeah....I've always been picky! Not going to change that now!

It is a tongue in cheek post in fairness "

who's cheeks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You said no ya moo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're being picky.

Yeah....I've always been picky! Not going to change that now!

It is a tongue in cheek post in fairness

who's cheeks "

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ain't instashag thou knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have it anytime, if you wanted it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This ain't instashag thou knows "

That's usually my line

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Loads of men here.

Just inbox then all asking for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Have patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sorted the bravery thing

Yeah big girl panties and all that! "

Ooh sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, ok, just because I'm super kind, I'll give you a cheeky squeeze OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, ok, just because I'm super kind, I'll give you a cheeky squeeze OP. "

Thank you HH I do like a squeeze from a sexy lady

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By *nked and InterestingMan
over a year ago

Koh lanta

Hahaha funniest post all day OP I think someone's in for a very special treat when you pick them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, you're bi-curious OP, you must be a right ole minger or you'd be knee deep in clunge, cock or both right now, as in now....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Two weeks is a very short time. You need patience. Join in and get to know people, be polite and friendly. Did I mention patience?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Have a little patience.

Change your filters.

Post a cock photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

With an arse that good ..I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to say OP! Have you participated in the Tits Tuesday, Wiggle Wednesday, Flan... sorry Face Pic Friday threads? These are sure fire winners. Get yourself out there i'm sure a worthy Gent will come calling soon enough!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

you arse is to big

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Have you tried messaging guys/couples that take your fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a little patience.

Change your filters.

Post a cock photo "

Would a strap on do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

you arse is to big "

Nothing I can do about this instant I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hard to say OP! Have you participated in the Tits Tuesday, Wiggle Wednesday, Flan... sorry Face Pic Friday threads? These are sure fire winners. Get yourself out there i'm sure a worthy Gent will come calling soon enough!"

I'm sure they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

I've been here for ages and I've had a million meets.

Are you going to socials and clubs?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

No cock pics

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

you arse is to big

Nothing I can do about this instant I'm afraid. "

bet i could work a few inches off of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

I've been here for ages and I've had a million meets.

Are you going to socials and clubs?

"

It's a tongue in cheek post. I'm good really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

you arse is to big

Nothing I can do about this instant I'm afraid.

bet i could work a few inches off of it "

With a belt maybe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Have a little patience.

Change your filters.

Post a cock photo

Would a strap on do? "

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a little patience.

Change your filters.

Post a cock photo

Would a strap on do?

Works for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Stop being less fussy

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

you arse is to big

Nothing I can do about this instant I'm afraid.

bet i could work a few inches off of it

With a belt maybe "

you read my mind what am i now thinking

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

You've not visited North Wales yet

There's a welcome in the hillsides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Hilarious! Do you not remember being told to never speak to strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend once said to me years ago, ''have you found yourself a a woman yet'' ... ''No I replied, there is no one that ticks all the boxes for me'' ... ''Well he said, a fussy person goes without

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend once said to me years ago, ''have you found yourself a a woman yet'' ... ''No I replied, there is no one that ticks all the boxes for me'' ... ''Well he said, a fussy person goes without "

Maybe so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need a few gynaecological pics showing what you had for breakfast last thursday, a lynx can so we know how big your foo foo is and one with the bog seat up and the kids in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you need a few gynaecological pics showing what you had for breakfast last thursday, a lynx can so we know how big your foo foo is and one with the bog seat up and the kids in the pool."

Obviously, how could i have made this mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This ain't instashag thou knows

That's usually my line "

Mine's labels are for jam but I couldn't find a way to use it here

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Have you tried changing your status every half hour with such insights as 'My hole needs filling' or 'That cock won't suck itself?' or 'Anyone got a cock that needs draining?'. That might work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Have you tried changing your status every half hour with such insights as 'My hole needs filling' or 'That cock won't suck itself?' or 'Anyone got a cock that needs draining?'. That might work."

thank you lovely lady, I'm sure it would!!

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By *nked and InterestingMan
over a year ago

Koh lanta


"you need a few gynaecological pics showing what you had for breakfast last thursday, a lynx can so we know how big your foo foo is and one with the bog seat up and the kids in the pool."

Hahahahaha and some people don't see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me thread, I'm not falling for it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Are you a single male with just three lines on your profile and a bunch of cock pics, perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Are you a single male with just three lines on your profile and a bunch of cock pics, perchance?"

3 lines profiles work great FYI

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

maybe because your hideing in the shadows

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Are you a single male with just three lines on your profile and a bunch of cock pics, perchance?

3 lines profiles work great FYI "

I know

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Are you a single male with just three lines on your profile and a bunch of cock pics, perchance?

3 lines profiles work great FYI

I know "

* it's all in the pics 'cos people never read shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never...a single female struggling to meet people. Thought I'd never see the day.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Well I never...a single female struggling to meet people. Thought I'd never see the day."

You do realise it's a joke? She had another profile before this and isn't struggling for interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

be patient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I never...a single female struggling to meet people. Thought I'd never see the day.

You do realise it's a joke? She had another profile before this and isn't struggling for interest."

Thank you lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I never...a single female struggling to meet people. Thought I'd never see the day.

You do realise it's a joke? She had another profile before this and isn't struggling for interest."

My comment was purely sarcasm lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Your profile reeds well

It's clear wot you do and don't want.

And clear wot you can and carnt do.

All I can sat is give it time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

You probably have standards, that will be your problem!

If it's any consolation, you've been sat on my hotlist for a week or so

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Your profile reeds well

It's clear wot you do and don't want.

And clear wot you can and carnt do.

All I can sat is give it time."

Say not sat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong?

Your profile reeds well

It's clear wot you do and don't want.

And clear wot you can and carnt do.

All I can sat is give it time."

Thank you _eeside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

Your profile is very negative and jaded for someone here for only 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried rejoining as a guy?

Stop shaving your legs.

Buy a vest

Wear work boots

Download countless pics of cocks

Boom. Sorted.

You madam, are most welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower your standards.

Or, offer to do some odd jobs in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

I introduced myself to you last week and you never replied ((

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I never...a single female struggling to meet people. Thought I'd never see the day.

You do realise it's a joke? She had another profile before this and isn't struggling for interest."

I got the joke (don't think mine came across as TinC though, ooops!) as i knew she was here before but someone who doesn't post a lot would take the OP at face value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't believe you. "

You have blocked men for some reason! Love the oily bit xx

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By *sh1962Man
over a year ago

Stonehouse


"So I've been here over 2 weeks and haven't had a meet yet

Where am I going wrong? "

You will find many people on here aren't actually looking for what they have put this is second time I had been on here & haven't had the slightest sniff of an interest & only get views from blokes . Only 1 possible meet I nearly had turned out to be a wind up ! .

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