FabSwingers.com forum: Pussy tanning tricks

By *ap Adge OP Man
over a year ago

Wirral

When your pussy lips are all safely oiled up with tanning lotion, lay back and open your legs wide. Try to keep your labia minora closed so the inner skin doesn't dry too much. It's easier if you have very big inner lips because you can simply squeeze them together and lay them to one side of your vulva, keeping the entrance of the vagina covered. Just move your labia from time to time to let both sides tan evenly.

fter a short while, the sensations of the sun's heat make your vulva and your whole inner vagina engorged and erect. If you're in the mood and have good imagination, you can even become orgasmic from all the energy bundling up in your tummy. Simply stick up your chin to feel your neck extend, arch your lower back and use your hands to pull your knees sideways so you feel a stretch on the inside of your thighs. If you concentrate you will pull off a silent orgasm without having touched yourself!

Remember, before going to tan, gently shave all around your vulva and wash your pussy in and out. That way you will feel clean and extra sexy while tanning with your legs open. Apply some SPF lotion fifteen to thirty minutes before going into the sun to avoid sunburn. After your tan session, rub a bit of after-sun lotion on it to cool off the skin.

Your pussy is one of your most precious parts, so pamper it. Don't always keep it squeezed behind tight clothing. Give it some sun once in a while and it will stay healthy and young looking. A smooth tanned pussy looks beautiful and makes you proud when looking in the mirror... and it will give your partner an extra incentive to go down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wondering why i would want to try and tan my pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm.... it's a lovely idea, BUT if I could reach orgasm just from sunning myself- I wouldnt live in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/06/11 15:06:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wondering why i would want to try and tan my pussy?

In case it's ever on the tv unexpectedly?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Isn't it held that exposure to sun increases wrinkles in later life.

My mind boggles.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Pmsl btw...shaving before sunbathing is ill advised and those delicate bits that rarely see the sun are too vunerable. Each to their own I guess...spray tans look and feel great and won't damage your skin.

Mistress x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Although a don't have protruding inner lips I can't seem to get rid of the image of turning an omelette with a spatula.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wondering why i would want to try and tan my pussy?

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the part about 'laying your labia to one side and then swapping over regularly to ensure an even colour' that me think of flipping omelettes too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth would any woman want to slather chemicals all over her pussy and risk upsetting the natural balance of things and getting thrush or other infections? Quite unnecessary.

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wondering why i would want to try and tan my pussy?

In case it's ever on the tv unexpectedly?

Lol well mine isn't going on tv and if it did it would have sunglasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the?

I've not noticed anyone requesting a meet with a lady with a tanned fufu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wondering why i would want to try and tan my pussy?

In case it's ever on the tv unexpectedly?

Lol well mine isn't going on tv and if it did it would have sunglasses on

I'm finding it extremely erotic discussing your pussy with you. Is there any other part of you that you'd like to chat about?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I usually get the joke .... but this time I am totally lost as to why this is meant to be funny.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

why would you want to bother with all that when you slip a finger down there or sit on the washing machine on full spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the?

I've not noticed anyone requesting a meet with a lady with a tanned fufu

Bet there will be now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually get the joke .... but this time I am totally lost as to why this is meant to be funny."

The scary part is.... I don't think it was meant to be funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd seen it all on here ...... I will not be closing up my labia minora and turning to each side to ensure an even tan.

Any tips on tanning cocks.

I have to say tho that I hate porn films when you see really distinctive tan lines, and the shape of a bikini on the naked skin. If you know you're gonna be in a film why not have a spray tan to colour the white bits in.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i always like to read different things and tbh say what you like it was certainly different ,i just dont know if it was instructional or i have just witnessed a part of someones fantasy ,are there any brown tanned fufu's out there ,is it an emerging fetish perhaps.

will we see it eventually as an option on the profiles to tick ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re tanning dicks....

10 mins placed on middle shelf of a really hot oven

leaving door open will ensure ya balls are nicely cooked as well

whose first.....? me ovens real hot

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I thought I'd seen it all on here ...... I will not be closing up my labia minora and turning to each side to ensure an even tan.

Any tips on tanning cocks.

The cock tanning tip is easy ,find a fufu covered in tanning cream and climb on ..enter very slowly up to the hilt ,to ensure san all over even cover .

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Re tanning dicks....

10 mins placed on middle shelf of a really hot oven

leaving door open will ensure ya balls are nicely cooked as well

whose first.....? me ovens real hot

so thats your mystery dish on come dine with me ...tarkan cock au gratan

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Quite like mine just as it is.....keeping mine in the shade thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the?

I've not noticed anyone requesting a meet with a lady with a tanned fufu

I had a meet where the lady asked me to tan her pussy... but that may be for another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Re tanning dicks....

10 mins placed on middle shelf of a really hot oven

leaving door open will ensure ya balls are nicely cooked as well

whose first.....? me ovens real hot

so thats your mystery dish on come dine with me ...tarkan cock au gratan "

Sorry... But is this a reference to makin someones Beaver 'Otter?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I dunno, you hear about women bleaching their buttholes, now we have to tan our tatas?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Re tanning dicks....

10 mins placed on middle shelf of a really hot oven

leaving door open will ensure ya balls are nicely cooked as well

whose first.....? me ovens real hot

so thats your mystery dish on come dine with me ...tarkan cock au gratan

Sorry... But is this a reference to makin someones Beaver 'Otter?

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Re tanning dicks....

10 mins placed on middle shelf of a really hot oven

leaving door open will ensure ya balls are nicely cooked as well

whose first.....? me ovens real hot

so thats your mystery dish on come dine with me ...tarkan cock au gratan

Sorry... But is this a reference to makin someones Beaver 'Otter?

Kinell....mine aint been even luke warm for ages ..some are never satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry... But is this a reference to makin someones Beaver 'Otter?

Kinell....mine aint been even luke warm for ages ..some are never satisfied

Hey!!... Not my fault...

I distinctly said you should wear a Mirkin...

NOT a Meerkat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tch ............. men

anyway I likes me white bits.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

it's hard enough tanning the normal self without attempting to tan the tuft. All I can think of is sunburn even if sun creamed up. Ouch!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

this post is 24 hrs late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pink to brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually sicked up a bit in my mouth reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually sicked up a bit in my mouth reading this thread

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

"What the?

I've not noticed anyone requesting a meet with a lady with a tanned fufu

Bet there will be now

Damn, was about to post one.... will do anyway

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

think ill pass on this one, my tutu looks fine the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how its a man giving advice on how a woman should look..

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

Eagerly awaiting replies ......

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By *latinum_geezerMan
over a year ago

Durham

" If you're in the mood and have good imagination, you can even become orgasmic from all the energy bundling up in your tummy. Simply stick up your chin to feel your neck extend, arch your lower back and use your hands to pull your knees sideways so you feel a stretch on the inside of your thighs. If you concentrate you will pull off a silent orgasm without having touched yourself!"

wish i could stand in the sun and do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually sicked up a bit in my mouth reading this thread

Mmmmmm.... Yummy....

{ Save me the big bits... I may need a snack later...

}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we've got a worthy contender for the mantle vacated by that bloke from Notts who used to write strange things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Sun Factor would the OP recommend? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we've got a worthy contender for the mantle vacated by that bloke from Notts who used to write strange things."

*removes hat, bows low* He taught me all he knew...

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By *ap Adge OP Man
over a year ago

Wirral

factor 20 then 15 and 8 then sun oil

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