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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens

It never fails to amaze us, some of the odd questions, requests and posts on this forum.

What's the weirdest you've seen or been asked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I comment on this please?.

Ermmm. ....

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one ."

Can I ask you another question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second..."

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I comment on this please?.

Ermmm. .... "

If it's ok with everybody I have a comment to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second..."

At least they've looked at your profile to realise your straight. I just get messages saying they will suck my cock!

Hold on a minute mate..... I beg to fucking differ!!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Would you like to keep me in a dog cage?' Always make me chuckle when I tell my friends about that one

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! . "

I can't help but wonder how many times he's been successful with that question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most pointless message I get is "It's a shame you don't live nearer"

I never know what I'm supposed to say to that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! . "

Ah, see, I get this in reverse.

So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...

4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second..."

Nice tits tho'

(just keepin' it real)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple message me about my sister. I blocked them after I found the allusions disturbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest thing I've put up my shitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .

I can't help but wonder how many times he's been successful with that question."

'They'. It's not singular.

They seem to imply that by keeping it a secret, your no longer tied to your sexuality. .

I know your gay, But fancy being straight for a couple of hours?

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By *angerman85Man
over a year ago

preston

Are you sure your straight ! Pisses me off .

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

Can I ask you a question, you don't have to answer if you don't want to.

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest thing I've put up my shitter. "

I've just spat my tea out bloody hilarious what a question to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .

Ah, see, I get this in reverse.

So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...

4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"

"

Joe, now you've brought it up. ever thought about writing a guys profile. I asked weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the classic I know your straight. I just want to suck you off and nothing in return.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.

"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .

Ah, see, I get this in reverse.

So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...

4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"

Joe, now you've brought it up. ever thought about writing a guys profile. I asked weeks ago. "

It's initially always something *other* than sex... but you can tell it's gonna happen.

Don;t always tell them to fuck off.

Straight men don't verify tho'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The weirdest PM I received was one from a couple, late at night and she contacted me to ask if I could come to theirs, off junction wherever on the M5, as hubby was strapped to a horse and was ready to be fucked for the first time.

She wanted to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on this site, but my biggest WTF reaction happened when I was asked "would you like to watch me cut off a piece of my foreskin on cam?"

I declined....via the block button!

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Are you sure your straight ! Pisses me off . "

Was he resorting to begging or was he under the impression no human could resist him?

Are you sure there's not a slim chance you're gay?

Look and this body. Look at it!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And then there was the one that went ;

Just ";"

Took me *ages to work that out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the classic I know your straight. I just want to suck you off and nothing in return. "

I had. I nice 'Hi'. Followed with. 'How are you?' type of thing.

I replied with something like 'I'm fine, how are you?'

We've not spoke since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's... different...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Not on this site, but my biggest WTF reaction happened when I was asked "would you like to watch me cut off a piece of my foreskin on cam?"

I declined....via the block button!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one ."

I love that one. I tend to reply, "yes you can but only the one and you've now exhausted your quota."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What u looking for

Errmmm read my profile

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've was offered money to smoke a cigar in someone's presence.

Just no.

On so many levels.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What u looking for

Errmmm read my profile "

Cba, soz.

I only send generic greetings badly typed with one hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second..."

Can't say as I blame em for trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What u looking for

Errmmm read my profile

Cba, soz.

I only send generic greetings badly typed with one hand. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To paint myself like a cow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."

Think about that for a second...

Can't say as I blame em for trying! "

Thanks very much haha I also enjoyed his offer to pay me for it

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Not on this site, but my biggest WTF reaction happened when I was asked "would you like to watch me cut off a piece of my foreskin on cam?"

I declined....via the block button!"

Oh jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"The weirdest PM I received was one from a couple, late at night and she contacted me to ask if I could come to theirs, off junction wherever on the M5, as hubby was strapped to a horse and was ready to be fucked for the first time.

She wanted to watch.

"

Saddle sore comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your belly for a lodger ???

I ignored and within 10 minutes he sent another message saying seriously I have good sperm. Wasn't long about hitting the block button

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

"Would you let me ride you while my hubby licks your feet?"

From a couple that was over 200 miles away. Yeah, no thanks love.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon "

I think I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

I was asked if I would saddle him up and ride him like I would a horse but said there was nothing sexual in it

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith


"The biggest thing I've put up my shitter. "

Is it wrong to be actually wondering now what the answer to his question was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you piss on your shoes and let me clean them with my tongue?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon

I think I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth."

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation. "

I've had exactly the same question

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

I've had exactly the same question "

Thank fuck I didn't imagine it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

I've had exactly the same question

Thank fuck I didn't imagine it! "

I can't remember what my reply was

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By *angerman85Man
over a year ago

preston


"Are you sure your straight ! Pisses me off .

Was he resorting to begging or was he under the impression no human could resist him?

Are you sure there's not a slim chance you're gay?

Look and this body. Look at it!! "
lol there is no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

I've had exactly the same question

Thank fuck I didn't imagine it!

I can't remember what my reply was "

There is actually a fetish called Giantess. Me and my mates were d*unk and pressed the random button on porn hub and it came up with giantess porn . Funniest thing I had ever seen

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

On another site, I had a girl ask me if I wanted to watch her sucking her dog's cock

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Oddest question by far was a lady messaged me asking if I'd like to be her toilet slave..

The slave duty was not to live in her bathroom and hand out warmed moistened wipes but to be her toilet...

I declined...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oddest question by far was a lady messaged me asking if I'd like to be her toilet slave..

The slave duty was not to live in her bathroom and hand out warmed moistened wipes but to be her toilet...

I declined..."

You just reminded me of something awful.

*shudders*

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

?

how big is you bbc (repeatedly)?

etc.

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London


"?

how big is you bbc (repeatedly)?

etc.

"

I get that a lot, it gets tiresome. Might just put it on my profile to stop people asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It never fails to amaze us, some of the odd questions, requests and posts on this forum.

What's the weirdest you've seen or been asked? "

Weirdest question this month...

Does anything happen in a swingers club??

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

Can I wrap you in clingfilm and pretend you're dead? When I said no he asked if he could just put a vacuum bag over my head instead

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I use brain bleach quite a lot but a recent one was 'Would you like to ride me while I call you Mummy?' !!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"How's your belly for a lodger ???

I ignored and within 10 minutes he sent another message saying seriously I have good sperm. Wasn't long about hitting the block button "

I have visions of sperm swimming in university gowns carrying their diplomas now.

S

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon

I think I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth."

Hahahaha fookin hell I've just nearly spat me tampon out.... oh eer hang on..

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

I've had exactly the same question "

Sounds like a classic question that anyone would have in their arsenal. Not random at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a different site a woman asked if she could poke me with knives, needles and branding irons.

She was a lovely woman to be fair and a really interesting chat.

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By *angerman85Man
over a year ago

preston

Lol great thread op. Laughing my bollocks off at some of the questions

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.

I've had exactly the same question

Thank fuck I didn't imagine it!

I can't remember what my reply was

There is actually a fetish called Giantess. Me and my mates were d*unk and pressed the random button on porn hub and it came up with giantess porn . Funniest thing I had ever seen"

Yep. Totally by accident

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Lol great thread op. Laughing my bollocks off at some of the questions "

Haha. Nowt queerer than fab folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon

I think I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

Hahahaha fookin hell I've just nearly spat me tampon out.... oh eer hang on.. "

I thought I recognised you

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Rhetorical questions piss me off, particularly when I catch myself asking them, normally with a huge helping of sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color. "

What's the colour of awesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.

What's the colour of awesome?"

We disagreed on the answer, so I wasn't much help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pretend to be my mummy?

No fuck off.just wrong

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"It never fails to amaze us, some of the odd questions, requests and posts on this forum.

What's the weirdest you've seen or been asked?

Weirdest question this month...

Does anything happen in a swingers club?? "

I just actually lol'd at my s desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you suck cock untill you puke"

"Do I Dominate"

"What size are your tits"

Are frequently recurring questions

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham


"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one ."

I deal with the public and I get asked this loads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest thing I've put up my shitter.

I've just spat my tea out bloody hilarious what a question to ask "

I laughed as I hit the block button!! That's the oddest thing I've been asked on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you pretend to be my mummy?

No fuck off.just wrong "

It freaks me out more than girls asking to call me Daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I'd consider a spit roast with him and a dog .

Then he wondered why I blocked him .

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.

What's the colour of awesome?"

That one they used to paint TVR's you know purple one minute, green/yellow/blue the next.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird. "

Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.

What's the colour of awesome?"

It's a shade of teal with the slight lavender hue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Do you suck cock untill you puke"

"Do I Dominate"

"What size are your tits"

Are frequently recurring questions

"

You might as well take the opportunity to answer them here then

I'll go first:

No

Yes

Small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are you?

It says on my profile, 5'9"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird.

Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "

I have some experience in Hair work I could do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird.

Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "

Me too, two hours a week I spend just tidying it up!

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Got asked once if I'd wank off into a meets high heeled shoes..

So I thought, in for a penny in for a pound and obliged, who am I to turn my nose up at a lady's kink...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird.

Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "

I'll send him your way but you might need to get a bit of a tan on first

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"On another site, I had a girl ask me if I wanted to watch her sucking her dog's cock "

I was asked by a mf couple if I could provide 2 dogs for a session they had in mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird. "

....ummmm yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big are you?

It says on my profile, 5'9" "

These people that don't read profiles fully....tsk tsk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Do you suck cock untill you puke"

"Do I Dominate"

"What size are your tits"

Are frequently recurring questions

You might as well take the opportunity to answer them here then

I'll go first:

No

Yes

Small"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I fancied a 50 man gang bang on my first day on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my weirdest question asked to me once was:

have you had a poo this morning?

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By *angerman85Man
over a year ago

preston


"my weirdest question asked to me once was:

have you had a poo this morning?"

Lmao - wtf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you looking for on fab ?

"

Yes! This ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one ."

Lol so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is "so what brings you into this site" pmsl I ask myself do they not read!!

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.

What's the colour of awesome?"

Hang on. I'm just checking my skin tone on the Dulux paint website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in Wales today" (they mean Cardiff, in the South) - "can I pop in and see you?"

I'm in Caernarfon, in the North - at least 4 hour's drive away.... So I say "Yes, if you can be here in 10 minutes!"

... and then they ask "Where are you?"

Doah...!!!!

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"I was asked if I fancied a 50 man gang bang on my first day on here "

I'm impressed with his presumably excellent organisational skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.

Yeah. That was weird.

Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair

I'll send him your way but you might need to get a bit of a tan on first "

Haha.if my life depended on it I wouldnt tan.lily white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked if I fancied a 50 man gang bang on my first day on here

I'm impressed with his presumably excellent organisational skills."

I know right...had it all thought out too...smallest to biggest...10 minutes each...last one gets to take as long as he needs...I told him I would quite like to try mmf before I take on anything that ambitious

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

" I'll bring yogurt"

Followed will you fuck my dog!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

One lately with a younger guy asking to knock me up

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"" I'll bring yogurt"

Followed will you fuck my dog! "

Very presumptuous. How does he know you're not a lactose intolerant cat lover?

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I know you don't to want to hear from me but........"

Well don't soddin' well do it then !!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.

I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.

I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.

"

That's a thing?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.

I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.

That's a thing? "

Yep.

It generally refers to an older dominant, 'daddy' type and a younger submissive, 'son' type. It's not necessarily incest-based role play.

But still. It's a bit ewww.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"

Mmmm no...

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"

Mmmm no... "

Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?

Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To paint myself like a cow.... "

Thats udderly ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One lately with a younger guy asking to knock me up

"

were you asleep?

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Had a guy messaging me to say he wanted to massage me and milk me until I can't cum anymore.

After 2 days of him asking if I'd like one, I eventually gave in and blocked him and guys in general from messaging me.

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Had a guy messaging me to say he wanted to massage me and milk me until I can't cum anymore.

After 2 days of him asking if I'd like one, I eventually gave in and blocked him and guys in general from messaging me.

"

In hind sight I should have replied with simply

"Mooooo"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"What are you looking for on fab ?

"

I've had this. I don't know if they're clueless, or asking me a coded message.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?"

I can't shit anywhere other than my home bowl. I'm glad of that...until your body knows it's almost home and the urge kicks big time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"

Mmmm no...

Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?

Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about. "

Fuck pig is a financial slave I think.

Doll x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Totally non sex related but even to this day it makes me shake my head in bewilderment, this was from a work colleague many years ago:

If you are pregnant with twins, and one is born just before midnight and the other is born just after midnight, are they still twins?

And yes this was a genuine question

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"

Mmmm no...

Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?

Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about.

Fuck pig is a financial slave I think.

Doll x "

And you said no?

Give us this pigs details immediately.

You can have 10% finders fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it okay if I can wank over your pictures ??

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


""Will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?"

I can't shit anywhere other than my home bowl. I'm glad of that...until your body knows it's almost home and the urge kicks big time!"

That is probably the most disgusting apparently sexual act i can imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you looking for on fab ?

Yes! This ... "

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the chatrooms the one that drives me mad is can I Cum for you

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

To female.

Hi, Would you be into a wrestling submission match?

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"One lately with a younger guy asking to knock me up

were you asleep?"

??

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

would you consider fucking a virgin with a tiny cock?

I told him it would be like throwing a hot dog up a tunnel.

He deleted his account

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can i mail used undies

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By *ed PlanetCouple
over a year ago

Beautiful East Yorkshire

Ive got this one "could I come round after he's cum on you and lick it off , then just go... "

errrr hang in for a second ....BLOCKED!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Can i mail used undies "

So... did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years "

Says the 43 year old shagging a 20 year old...

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

From someone in my local whom I now assume is even weirder than I am:

"If you had a 'trunk job' off an elephant (a girl one 'cos im not gay or owt), would you prefer it to be an indian or an african elephant?"

It still puzzles me to this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One lately with a younger guy asking to knock me up

were you asleep?

??"

Kids nowadays.....

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn


""Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years

Says the 43 year old shagging a 20 year old... "

Suppose 24 to 39 is ok though. Not exactly a huge difference is it though? Someone upset that all the 20 year olds are getting hoovered up by the old perverts?

Additionally, a person meeting TVs is not straight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one ."

Oh we, that one again! I usually say no.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Can i mail used undies

So... did you "

No, i have a vending machine outside now lol..

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do you ever wear white"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck me 'till I fart

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By *itmanAndHerr OP   Couple
over a year ago

st helens


"Fuck me 'till I fart"

I'd probably stop at that point without being asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I (Mrs) single ?

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Had a cracking first email from a guy the other day.

"Let's meet and fuck".

Be honest, how could anyone refuse such a sweet talking charmer like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?"

I bet you ate that party ring didn't you

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.


""Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years

Says the 43 year old shagging a 20 year old...

Suppose 24 to 39 is ok though. Not exactly a huge difference is it though? Someone upset that all the 20 year olds are getting hoovered up by the old perverts?

Additionally, a person meeting TVs is not straight x "

Oh dear she's not into bi guys.

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