FabSwingers.com forum: Hot boffins

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could have sex with a boffin who would it be?

For me it's a toss up (quite literally) between Bettany Hughes (historian) and Dr Alice Roberts (anthropologist, amongst other things).

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

It would have to brian cox for me x

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I don't suppose Rachel Riley counts as a boffin.

But still her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't suppose Rachel Riley counts as a boffin.

But still her

Why not? She's a mathematician after all.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think I'd prefer a long dinner with Mary Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd prefer a long dinner with Mary Beard"

Mary Beard is wonderful

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think I'd prefer a long dinner with Mary Beard

Mary Beard is wonderful

Exactly. Nothing funny, I'd just like to spend time in her company

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock. "

He's a total cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock"

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could go for Victoria Coren Mitchell myself

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dr Kevin Fong - he makes me go lightheaded.

Dr Atul Gawande - listen to his DID and read his book and you'll fall in love too.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Gideon Elford, Dr Amy Manzier, Dr Andrew Zurcher, Dr Gerard Hough.

All are wonderfully entertaining and I think they'd be fantastic fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock. "

I have a feeling he'd be into directing, you may want a gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Cox : I could ride him for hours listening to him talking about physics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock"

He's not a total cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't suppose Rachel Riley counts as a boffin.

But still her

Sooner have the vorderman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin? "

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.

He's a bit like Piers Morgan

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin? "

Yes. He's probably too young for me so I'll have his father.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Right, ladies.

Feast your eyes on this...

I WIN!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/jun/11/worlds-hottest-maths-teacher-pietro-boselli-interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.

He's a bit like Piers Morgan"

I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Right, ladies.

Feast your eyes on this...

I WIN!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/jun/11/worlds-hottest-maths-teacher-pietro-boselli-interview"

No thanks. I'll stick with mine.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Could go for Victoria Coren Mitchell myself

Yes, something about her seems like she'd be wild in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

His wife is cool. I'd fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, ladies.

Feast your eyes on this...

I WIN!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/jun/11/worlds-hottest-maths-teacher-pietro-boselli-interview"

He's fit but still prefer Brian Cox.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.

He's a bit like Piers Morgan

I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it. "

He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.

He's a bit like Piers Morgan

I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it.

He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman"

So am I. Anyway, I don't give a shit, he's hot.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.

He's a total cock

Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard

Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.

He's a bit like Piers Morgan

I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it.

He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman

So am I. Anyway, I don't give a shit, he's hot."

Genuinely, there is no accounting for taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marie Curie .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout."

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marie Curie ."

You'd get cock cancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!"

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

"I don't suppose Rachel Riley counts as a boffin.

But still her

Absolutely!! What about Carol Vorderman or Suzy Dent? Countdown rocks.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Marie Curie .

You'd get cock cancer."

I doubt there's much of her left for that to be a problem.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Marie Curie .

You'd get cock cancer.

I doubt there's much of her left for that to be a problem."

You'll find her with a geiger counter

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin? "

He does now

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Honestly, is it too much to demand physical perfection AND a brain?

(shoulda met my last sub

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

No one mentioned Magnus Pike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly"

You have no taste

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If you could have sex with a boffin who would it be?

For me it's a toss up (quite literally) between Bettany Hughes (historian) and Dr Alice Roberts (anthropologist, amongst other things)."

OP that's basically my boffin' the boffin fantasy threesome right there! I could just imagine discussing Socrates with Bettany while Alice noshes on my plums. Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly

You have no taste "

Took the words right out of my mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly

You have no taste

Took the words right out of my mouth!!"

Fancy a Dan Snow threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly

You have no taste

Took the words right out of my mouth!!

Fancy a Dan Snow threesome?"

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to go for Dr Michael Scott..

you cant beat a sexy historian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have to go for Dr Michael Scott..

you cant beat a sexy historian

They do it for me, lady ones anyway.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Does David Olusoga count ? He's really rather good looking and terribly clever.

And agree upthread re: Mary Beard, don't think I'd want to shag her but she's got an amazing smile and is so so good at bringing history to life with her enthusiasm for the topic. I think she'd be fascinating and raucous company.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Suzy Dent, Rachel Riley and Carol... Separate or at same time.... Or Wendy Sadler... Science and communication expert... Used to go out with her in my teens

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Does David Olusoga count ? He's really rather good looking and terribly clever.

He really does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to look up what a boffin was. Sounds like an extinct bird or something

I'm going with Marc.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I can't think of any that haven't already been mentioned, So I will say Kate Humble

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does David Olusoga count ? He's really rather good looking and terribly clever.

I like David Olusoga too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like to go out and get shit-faced drinking with Lucy Worsley. I reckon she'd be ace fun.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?

Graduated at Oxford so yes.

Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!

Ooh yes, good shout.

And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!

* fugly

You have no taste "

I do. It's merely different if subjectively superior to yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Hannah Fry. Love me some maths.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd like to go out and get shit-faced drinking with Lucy Worsley. I reckon she'd be ace fun."

Her voice annoys me and hearing her My Teenage Diary annoyed me too.

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