FabSwingers.com forum: Good or bad chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will start with this lol

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sent me " Is you dad a cement mixer cause you got me rock hard" :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not heard that one before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't make sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cement goes hard thats where it ends haha

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Some sent me " Is you dad a cement mixer cause you got me rock hard" :/"

Luv it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sent me " Is you dad a cement mixer cause you got me rock hard" :/"

Haha me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop following me cosmic ffs lmao

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Maybe, 'are you a cement mixer - cos you've got me rock hard' sounds better... I don't see the need to bring your dad into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had...is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for eachother

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Stop following me cosmic ffs lmao

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket cous you have fine written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe, 'are you a cement mixer - cos you've got me rock hard' sounds better... I don't see the need to bring your dad into it

Exactly

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You know what would look good on you..... ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop following me cosmic ffs lmao

Sorry

It's ok lol

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Stop following me cosmic ffs lmao

Sorry

It's ok lol"

Bored at work so on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop following me cosmic ffs lmao

Sorry

It's ok lol

Bored at work so on the forums

Can't sleep as usual so chatting shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not an organ donor but id be happy to give you my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeek lol

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

Why thank you

Oh you were just posting a chat up my bad

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Why thank you

Oh you were just posting a chat up my bad

Well actually now you come to mention it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Why thank you

Oh you were just posting a chat up my bad

Well actually now you come to mention it...

Shucks

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Why thank you

Oh you were just posting a chat up my bad

Well actually now you come to mention it...

Shucks

Sorry what was that... I didn't understand the accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfftt oh you would understand it

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Pfftt oh you would understand it

Haha I bet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names fred flinstone and im going make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket? You must be because you have FINE written all over you!

Cheese

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

If you was a tool, you'd be a spanner cos every time i see you, you make my nuts tighten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

Oh I missed that one cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you religious because your the answer to all my prayers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work at subway cause you just turned my 6 inch into a footlong

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Are you my appendix ? Cause I have a feeling in my tummy that I need to take you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you work at subway cause you just turned my 6 inch into a footlong"
minxy 37

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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