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There was an old lady that swallowed a spider..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "

lmao

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

will check the kettle before from now one!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "

funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How'd you know it was a spiders leg?

Could be a pube

That'll teach you not to play in the kitchen

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"How'd you know it was a spiders leg?

Could be a pube

That'll teach you not to play in the kitchen "

it had joints in it lol

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By *hiz2112Man
over a year ago

south wales and gloucestershire

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest

funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose.. "

i didnt need to no that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest

funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose.. "

Going to bed now wearing a face mask, and bog roll shoved up me nose, ears and jack and danny

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old mate of mine was south african and as a kid he accidently put his foot in a hole while running round a vin yard and pulled his foot out only to find he had stuck his entire foot into a gi.....normous , humongous , massive spider....it looked like a slipper

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest

funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose..

Going to bed now wearing a face mask, and bog roll shoved up me nose, ears and jack and danny

*shudders* "

its true ...lol..dont you think those little legs running all over your pussy would feel nice

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "

OMG! Feel queezy now! Note to self, always check kettle and cup!!

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

omg omg i wud have been sick,i hate spiders

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Im importing a nice line in gimp masks and rubber knickers if anyones interested ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me down for some and noooooo prefer fingers to legs ta

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Put me down for some and noooooo prefer fingers to legs ta "

i am marketing it as my new anti spider sleep kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget the ears

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Dont forget the ears "

its all built into the gimp mask pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phewwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs

just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "

all adds to the flavour hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How'd you know it was a spiders leg?

Could be a pube

That'll teach you not to play in the kitchen

it had joints in it lol"

A hippy spider leg no less

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"phewwwwwwwww "

itsy bitsy spider ,climbs up peaches leg .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.

Might be an urban myth though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.

Might be an urban myth though. "

OMG

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.

Might be an urban myth though. "

spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol"

I've heard of that one too but it was the ear the spider laid it's eggs in and the baby nids ate through the eardrum and were scampering around between the guy's brain and skull. That one must be a myth though as brain fluid surrounds the brain.

Good luck with the antinid kits though lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.

Might be an urban myth though.

spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol"

call it the black widow kit and you're probably on a winner

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol

I've heard of that one too but it was the ear the spider laid it's eggs in and the baby nids ate through the eardrum and were scampering around between the guy's brain and skull. That one must be a myth though as brain fluid surrounds the brain.

Good luck with the antinid kits though lol "

noo i have a new anti-nit cream for the ears ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'nid' - arachnid.

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

I use to eat spiders for bets wen i was in skwl lol ,but dont ell the wife he he

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.

Might be an urban myth though.

spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol

call it the black widow kit and you're probably on a winner"

it will sell itself after this thread ..

STOP SPIDERS FORMING A NEST IN YUOR BODY WITH THE NEW BLACK WIDOW ANTI SPIDER KIT

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"'nid' - arachnid. "

your missing the marketing opportunity nits live on the head and can crawl into the ears .....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I use to eat spiders for bets wen i was in skwl lol ,but dont ell the wife he he "

JOKE ALERT

You never, you did'nt win the wife in a bet? Surely not.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last dog was called Spider.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Put me down for some and noooooo prefer fingers to legs ta

i am marketing it as my new anti spider sleep kit "

The only certain way to avoid spider infestation is to completely wrap yourself in plastic every night, with no gaps. Guaranteed no spiders, only problem will be it is guaranteed for just the one night!

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