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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.

'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and

another and another, etc.....

Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it............scroll down.)

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao xxx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny "

Yes you would View

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

Yes you would View "

back to the Jezza Klye thread now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo that made me laugh!

Jokes usually make me cringe lol x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny "

haha i thought this was gonna be a thread abut the chaffing from the mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

haha i thought this was gonna be a thread abut the chaffing from the mankini "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

haha i thought this was gonna be a thread abut the chaffing from the mankini

"

I have no idea what your on about, any evidence ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

haha i thought this was gonna be a thread abut the chaffing from the mankini

I have no idea what your on about, any evidence ? "

yep - right click - save - put on as background on computer

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I wonder if Laine has a strapon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw Kev40 and bum problem and thought there's a post I need to open.

must admit, I am mildly disappointed..

albeit.. it is funny

haha i thought this was gonna be a thread abut the chaffing from the mankini

I have no idea what your on about, any evidence ?

yep - right click - save - put on as background on computer "

That's a scarey thought

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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How will your arse be after 10 this evening ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty good. Laffed me ballacks aff I did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How will your arse be after 10 this evening ?

"

There is 250 miles between us, like I'm worried

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