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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to? "

New York 1st then the Caribbean while we think of the next place to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aldi"

Followed by the bath bomb shop xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to? "

The pub.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to?

New York 1st then the Caribbean while we think of the next place to go"

Pfft!

Tokyo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The galapagos islands

Or

To Oz

Then new Zealand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good financial adviser so that you can spend just the interest.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to? "

That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The galapagos islands

Or

To Oz

Then new Zealand

"

Not good shopping on the Galapagos. Australia is very dull (same shops, food, architecture, language [ish]).

Never been to NZ

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to?

That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending"

Yes, but I would buy you something as long as it's in Anne summers!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to?

That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending

Yes, but I would buy you something as long as it's in Anne summers! "

Ann summers then i guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The galapagos islands

Or

To Oz

Then new Zealand

Not good shopping on the Galapagos. Australia is very dull (same shops, food, architecture, language [ish]).

Never been to NZ"

Plenty of sheep there

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

An estate agents to buy rental property...

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton


"A good financial adviser so that you can spend just the interest."

You are one hell of a good mate! Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to? "

Casino in Monaco

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Hedonism

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London


"A good financial adviser so that you can spend just the interest."

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

Devizes

Buy to lets looking promising in the next few years. Get a portfolio going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.

So where are we off to? "

London City airport - private jet to Nice

Helicopter transfer to Grand hotel Ferrat

Limo to dine at Joel Robuchon

Monte Carlo casino to disprove theory "all on black"

Limo back to hotel * dependent on how much you put on black!

Helicopter to nice airport

Private jet to Rome

Limo to Waldorf Astoria

Go shopping down via dei Condotti

Then whilst your arranging for the designer lingerie & heels, we walk to the Spanish Steps

Whilst we're sitting amongst the lovers,

and awaiting a table, in the warm sunshine, you take a phone call from your bank.

Apparently, someone's gone fucking nuts in the casino, the previous evening & authorised it all on red, doubled up on black, then bought a drink for every Russian mobster and his entourage of tarts, in the building.

So, the cards been stopped and we're now contemplating a Big Mac in the most exclusive queue in McDonald's.

It got worse. The limo company, have been contacted by the private jet company, who received a friendly call, from the hotel, after being tipped off by the casino.

We are now currently stuck in Rome, using the public wifi in McDonald's attempting to setup a gofund page for our predicament.

Well, I say "our" the second you saw it had gone tits up, you dumped me, and last I heard you were living with a gelato salesman, named Marco. and his mama. Papa & his former wife, and 5 kids.

All cause you went and put it all on black!

Dine at

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