FabSwingers.com forum: When you buy a sexy outfit and...

By *eviant and Bemused OP Couple
over a year ago

Burton

...You look like a pudding in it

Bought a red teddy for chic and it looks awful on me. Not long enough in the body so too tight, squashes my modest breasticles to nothing but generously emphasises my less than flat belly. I might burn the fucker

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By *eviant and Bemused OP Couple
over a year ago

Burton

Or sell it on ebay to a much shorter woman with torpedo tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is ever long enough in the body for me - I feel your pain! Short legs long torso is the worst for buying outfits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know op. I'm yet to get into my new pressies cos I've a bitch of a headache as usual.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a nightmare buying lingerie does chic too!

One teddy was too long in the body for me and it was farm too loose which isn't a good look when it's mostly straps and such.

The second set is too small for my boobsicles so my boobs look oblong shaped for some reason ha ha.

I got the dress right on the 3rd time so I'm hoping my 3rd set of lingerie will be a winner..I just need to order it ha ha!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a teddy

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i have a short body, think it'd be too tight for me as my belly is big and you look slim.

got some basques here too long for me, we could've swapped.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Apart from underwear sets i rarely wear anything else, have a couple of things though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a teddy

Good onto Love Honey and search for teddy ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corsets never seem to fit me.bought loads and only 1 fits. So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing fits; too small, too big, too short... how the fuck am I supposed to look sexy in all this "standard" sized stuff!

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By *eviant and Bemused OP Couple
over a year ago

Burton

I've got 'old faithful', but wanted something new. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time.

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By *eviant and Bemused OP Couple
over a year ago

Burton

"All the time. "

Shit, isn't it? I now feel hideous like a bag of porridge. I'm no gym bunny, in fact I loathe exercise, but...Fuck. Maybe I look like a bag of porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time.

Shit, isn't it? I now feel hideous like a bag of porridge. I'm no gym bunny, in fact I loathe exercise, but...Fuck. Maybe I look like a bag of porridge

You certainly don't!! Don't give up!

Go to some lingerie shops/ sex shops etc and try some lingerie on to find something that fits you nicely. Think I may do the same rather than gambling with another online purchase in standard sizing.

Eve. X

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm very curvy... so unless it's properly sized undies, I can just look fat in things that are supposed to be sexy.

I tend to go for things that are super stretchy.

I have long legs so find the right bodystockings, with heels, can make me look taller and slimmer.

Nita

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