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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As we are all aware first impressions are not to be hasty,insulting or presumptuous.. Well I've sent polite and informal messages, generally commenting on how wonderful and amazing the galleries are, and a little chit chat,being polite and not intrusive,not sulking or bombbarding insults at other site members due to received responses or lack of any response in most cases.. So after reading many profile updates of which 99% were XXX rated, I thought I'd respond to one at random with a message with equally descriptive ways to share an evening... Here it is..

Wow you know what you want, after viewing your gallery I'm sure you must have big hard cocks coming at you in all directions to slip inside your beautiful pussy.. Personally I'd have you bend over, your fingers clasping your pert cheeks, slowly parting them, as you give me instructions, telling me to tease your arse with my tongue.. Just lick it,don't touch.. Bending further forward you'll clutch the back of my head as you push your glistening hole into my face, grinding your arse across my open mouth,my tongue eagerly working trying push against your rhythm and into your hungry arse... Tongue fuck me now you command as your fingers explore your dripping lips,lips that part exposing your throbbing clit, your pushing harder onto my tongue as it enters your parted cheeks allowing its entry into your arse,deeper you insist as your fingers work your dripping pussy, you force them into my mouth as my tongue is deep inside your pulsating hole, I'm ready you say.. Eagerly I suck the sweetness from your fingers as you manoeuvre me,pushing me down onto my back,standing above me,smiling and running your fingers across your pert breasts and swollen nipples, down to your pussy,gently pushing your fingers inside.. I'm ready you say again.. Standing astride my shoulders you slowly lower yourself,now swotting above my face,pushing down onto my mouth, your wetness oozing into my mouth..

Lesson learned here is try another approach as this got deleted to.. .

Can't think why?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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saying wow did it.

all guys say that, or stunning.

and then you wrote like a porn script that they didn't wanna follow.

just like go on about licking my pussy if you message me tbh, don't ask me to do anything...let me be selfish.

oh and offer to bring an equally unselfish mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"saying wow did it.

all guys say that, or stunning.

and then you wrote like a porn script that they didn't wanna follow.

just like go on about licking my pussy if you message me tbh, don't ask me to do anything...let me be selfish.

oh and offer to bring an equally unselfish mate.

"

Now there's another thing I can be left alone with to enjoy , although being given instructions while my face is being ridden , my mouth and face being treated to a squirting,gushing,sexual deviant is way more fun...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"saying wow did it.

all guys say that, or stunning.

and then you wrote like a porn script that they didn't wanna follow.

just like go on about licking my pussy if you message me tbh, don't ask me to do anything...let me be selfish.

oh and offer to bring an equally unselfish mate.

Now there's another thing I can be left alone with to enjoy , although being given instructions while my face is being ridden , my mouth and face being treated to a squirting,gushing,sexual deviant is way more fun..."

perv.

i enjoy being bossy though. just not at 3am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we are all aware first impressions are not to be hasty,insulting or presumptuous.. Well I've sent polite and informal messages, generally commenting on how wonderful and amazing the galleries are, and a little chit chat,being polite and not intrusive,not sulking or bombbarding insults at other site members due to received responses or lack of any response in most cases.. So after reading many profile updates of which 99% were XXX rated, I thought I'd respond to one at random with a message with equally descriptive ways to share an evening... Here it is..

Wow you know what you want, after viewing your gallery I'm sure you must have big hard cocks coming at you in all directions to slip inside your beautiful pussy.. Personally I'd have you bend over, your fingers clasping your pert cheeks, slowly parting them, as you give me instructions, telling me to tease your arse with my tongue.. Just lick it,don't touch.. Bending further forward you'll clutch the back of my head as you push your glistening hole into my face, grinding your arse across my open mouth,my tongue eagerly working trying push against your rhythm and into your hungry arse... Tongue fuck me now you command as your fingers explore your dripping lips,lips that part exposing your throbbing clit, your pushing harder onto my tongue as it enters your parted cheeks allowing its entry into your arse,deeper you insist as your fingers work your dripping pussy, you force them into my mouth as my tongue is deep inside your pulsating hole, I'm ready you say.. Eagerly I suck the sweetness from your fingers as you manoeuvre me,pushing me down onto my back,standing above me,smiling and running your fingers across your pert breasts and swollen nipples, down to your pussy,gently pushing your fingers inside.. I'm ready you say again.. Standing astride my shoulders you slowly lower yourself,now swotting above my face,pushing down onto my mouth, your wetness oozing into my mouth..

Lesson learned here is try another approach as this got deleted to.. .

Can't think why? "

Oh god these are the messages I detest with a passion usually because its all what the guy likes or has read in a bad mills & boon.. its like oh hey ermm i dont like most of that and my body cant do some of those things you are saying but you never stopped to ask what I like..

Yeah id delete it too haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's my point.. O don't send these types of message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's my point.. O don't send these types of message "

Ahhh come on you know you sent it to someone haha :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's my point.. O don't send these types of message

Ahhh come on you know you sent it to someone haha :p"

Yeah I did,as I explained at the start of this thread.. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy the scenario,but I wouldn't send a message like it as an introduction..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's my point.. O don't send these types of message

Ahhh come on you know you sent it to someone haha :p

Yeah I did,as I explained at the start of this thread.. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy the scenario,but I wouldn't send a message like it as an introduction..?? "

Im confused.. you wouldnt but you did??? Its too late for brains to function lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice way to get noticed...if i was a woman and this was sent id be creeped out!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Swatting above my face" that's a great way to put it.. shame you didn't score. If I bother to send a message it usually consists of repetition, broken sentences where I have gone back and added or deleted something or I sound like a teenager seeing tit's for the first time. Bye, thanks, cheers, thanks, cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thinking my post has missed it's intended mark'.. Polite introduction and none sexually intrusive assumptions to extreme intended situation.. Where's the middle ground, surely I'm not the one that's wondering..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Thinking my post has missed it's intended mark'.. Polite introduction and none sexually intrusive assumptions to extreme intended situation.. Where's the middle ground, surely I'm not the one that's wondering.. "

I'm sure you're not, you're just the only one who thought it was a good idea to write bad porn as a way of selling how sensitive you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thinking my post has missed it's intended mark'.. Polite introduction and none sexually intrusive assumptions to extreme intended situation.. Where's the middle ground, surely I'm not the one that's wondering..

Yes its bloody terrible, that was intended... One experience to another... Living the dream.. ??

I'm sure you're not, you're just the only one who thought it was a good idea to write bad porn as a way of selling how sensitive you are. "

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