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"Ahhh let me at em. (Said in a bo bo voice). xxx" [APPROVED IN TRIPLICATE] | |||
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"I forgot to make my son's lunch for tomorrow, before I went to bed, so had to get up to do it, and now wide awake and hungry. More of a moan than a rant. " I'd tell you to train him to do it himself but I'm sure there's a very good reason why you're doing it. [SELF-INFLICTED INJURY APPROVED] | |||
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"...on your marks, get set... RANT! " Let's get ready to grumble. | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets." Try caustic soda. Melts poo | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets. Try caustic soda. Melts poo" thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant " Shouldn't you be asleep? | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant Shouldn't you be asleep?" I certainly should be! | |||
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"Insomnia is a pain in the bum, two whole hours asleep & now wide awake.. S" Know how you feel! Cup of decaf tea and back to bed doesn't work as well as it should | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant Shouldn't you be asleep? I certainly should be! " Sing yourself a lullaby. | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant Shouldn't you be asleep? I certainly should be! Sing yourself a lullaby." I don't want it to rain as well! | |||
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"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six, Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend." We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though. | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets. Try caustic soda. Melts poo thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. " Feed him less | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant Shouldn't you be asleep? I certainly should be! Sing yourself a lullaby. I don't want it to rain as well! " You bring on rain with your singing? | |||
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"...on your marks, get set... RANT! " I don't feel like it just now | |||
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"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six, Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend. We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though. " Depends how knackered i am when i get in, And depends what mood my sons are in, they do pick great times to have a row. | |||
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"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six, Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend. We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though. Depends how knackered i am when i get in, And depends what mood my sons are in, they do pick great times to have a row." There was 6 of us and my dad was on permanent nights. I think he must have been deaf. | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets. Try caustic soda. Melts poo thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. Feed him less " youngest eats hardly anything, middle son is weight and wrestling training so eating like a house. but yeah that would work. i'll just laugh if the toilet explodes from his massive dumps. | |||
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"Indomnia...grrr. Half-term...grrr And breathe... " 2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return | |||
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"Indomnia...grrr. Half-term...grrr And breathe... 2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return" I love them, but thank Goodness they go back soon! | |||
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"Indomnia...grrr. Half-term...grrr And breathe... 2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return I love them, but thank Goodness they go back soon! " | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets. Try caustic soda. Melts poo thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. " The judicious use of an inversion blender before flushing. | |||
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"No rants....yet " Ive got loads. I could give you one | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" On my way. I'll bring you coffee | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! On my way. I'll bring you coffee " | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" That would just send my day over the edge, you have to hide my knives. I feel for you Ms.....no coffee is disastrous. | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I've coffee! | |||
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"Can I come back later once I know the outcome of my driving test?" Good luck hun xx | |||
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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it. stupid eu specified toilets. Try caustic soda. Melts poo thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. " Gross | |||
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"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there! It felt better to rant " I disapprove of pointless meetings sprung at the last second. [APPROVED] | |||
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"...on your marks, get set... RANT! I don't feel like it just now " [NON RANT APPROVED] | |||
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"On my hols from work but stupidly logged into work email just before midnight to get an email attachment. Had emails reporting something amiss...big screw up thanks to a bug in IT system which developers should've fixed over a year ago. Meant I had to come up with a work around. Most annoying thing is I busted my gut to make sure everything was on track before I took my hols.. Couldve not bothered if I'd known this would happen anyway! Grrrr " I assume it's not your fault, you're just expected to take the biggest bite of the shit sandwich... Next time, don;t check work emails. [APPROVED] | |||
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"Insomnia is a pain in the bum, two whole hours asleep & now wide awake.. S" Something troubling you? | |||
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"I find people who claim to be non jelous and drama free that turn out to be the very opposite so very frustrating, just be honest! Tell me I should avoid you and why too please " This is the Fab law of Inverse Proportion. Anyone with Sexy or Happy in their username is likely to be anything but. | |||
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"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six, Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend." That's not nice. Early to be or train the kids better. [APPROVED] | |||
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"I have an abcess in my gum and am on some rather strong antibiotics. My next appointment is 1st March. Treatment plan is either root canal or extraction. Look at the timing DJ. I may not make the tea party. " You'll be fine by then. | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M" Priorities in the right place, I see... | |||
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"I've got a little rant. Date arranged. Even chat to them face to face socially. Shortly before (even the day before ) your ready to meet its canceled to be re-arranged. I told you a had a little one. " Hopefully it will get sorted. [RANT PENDING] | |||
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"I found out something very hot about someone very hot and i can't get out of bed for thinking about it. Work and responsibilities rant!" I assume you finally made it to the office? | |||
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"I have a mini rant but it's a predictable one so it's a bit bloody pointless and that pisses me off but it's fine, I'll just go with the flow and all the other crappy clichés that should be obliterated from language." At the end of the day, clichés have their place. Think of it as a filter. | |||
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"I'm HORNY.... it needs sorting " Why are you ranting? Sort it out! | |||
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"In 10 days I've had my car broken into, lost my job (for a ridiculous reason which I was bullied for) being told I could be kicked out my rented place as the future is unknown! I'm in a total rant mood and want to fuck someone's brains out abd even my so called fb's can't seem to sort their shit! Gggggrrrrr" That sucks,sorry to hear it,big hugs Miss xx | |||
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"I have a headache " Aspirin? | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] | |||
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"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable. But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea. REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!! And now I have a nasty cup of tea " No it isn't, but you can't take/drink it like normal tea, ie with milk and sugar. That's just wrong. | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED]" Ah bollocks off | |||
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"I found out something very hot about someone very hot and i can't get out of bed for thinking about it. Work and responsibilities rant! I assume you finally made it to the office?" I did. My concebtration levels are poor, though | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off " Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! | |||
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"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable. But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea. REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!! And now I have a nasty cup of tea " And I can't even write a bloody sentence properly | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M Priorities in the right place, I see..." Ab So Fucking Lutely. You're quite good at this Joe. And at least you start the thread on the right day. M | |||
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"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable. But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea. REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!! And now I have a nasty cup of tea No it isn't, but you can't take/drink it like normal tea, ie with milk and sugar. That's just wrong. " I know that now. | |||
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"In 10 days I've had my car broken into, lost my job (for a ridiculous reason which I was bullied for) being told I could be kicked out my rented place as the future is unknown! I'm in a total rant mood and want to fuck someone's brains out abd even my so called fb's can't seem to sort their shit! Gggggrrrrr That sucks,sorry to hear it,big hugs Miss xx" Hugs xx | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! " My neighbour is a cunt I'll buy some later. | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M Priorities in the right place, I see... Ab So Fucking Lutely. You're quite good at this Joe. And at least you start the thread on the right day. M" I know... *shakes head sadly* Just can't get the staff | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! My neighbour is a cunt I'll buy some later. " Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue. Thankyou and rant again. | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M Priorities in the right place, I see... Ab So Fucking Lutely. You're quite good at this Joe. And at least you start the thread on the right day. M I know... *shakes head sadly* Just can't get the staff " Uh huh. | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! My neighbour is a cunt I'll buy some later. Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue. Thankyou and rant again. " Such good customer service | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! My neighbour is a cunt I'll buy some later. Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue. Thankyou and rant again. Such good customer service " If you could spare the time, we have a short Customer Relations form to complete so that we may improve our service. We value your feedback highly. | |||
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"I have no coffee!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Poor planning. [RANT DENIED] Ah bollocks off Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! My neighbour is a cunt I'll buy some later. Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue. Thankyou and rant again. Such good customer service If you could spare the time, we have a short Customer Relations form to complete so that we may improve our service. We value your feedback highly. " Sure. Send it over | |||
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"My boss is treating me like I am way more delicate than I am. I had to disclose my chronic illness to him, as it can cause stress and anxiety, and now I am only being put on shifts where I have no responsibility at all. I get that he is trying to be nice and helpful but it's doing my head in,as I am inconveniencing other staff as I have one of the biggest contracts, so they have to change staffing round so I can get my hours in, and I'm also not getting the chance to get managing hours which pay a little bit more... All because somebody is trying to be nice and it's annoying me. K xx" That's your boss' fear and (possibly) ignorance. Rather than get annoyed, why not ask you boss for a quick chat to explain the difficulty this is causing the contract and to take the time to explan your condition and its limits but to also put the case that there are a number of things (make a list) that you are actually very good at if given the chance. Be bold, but friendly. Do you think your boss would be amenable? | |||
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"I find people who claim to be non jelous and drama free that turn out to be the very opposite so very frustrating, just be honest! Tell me I should avoid you and why too please This is the Fab law of Inverse Proportion. Anyone with Sexy or Happy in their username is likely to be anything but. " Ahhh wise advice thank you | |||
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"Receiving 2 abusive messages within a couple of hours of each other. One calling me a racist cause I don't want to meet black or Asian men and the other cause I deleted his message. " Had a few abusive/uncalled for pms myself, ignore them most bullies get bored if not getting the reaction they want | |||
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"Receiving 2 abusive messages within a couple of hours of each other. One calling me a racist cause I don't want to meet black or Asian men and the other cause I deleted his message. Had a few abusive/uncalled for pms myself, ignore them most bullies get bored if not getting the reaction they want " The Doors - People are Strange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CHi_9sxj0 | |||
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"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too. Grrrr" Cause any damage? | |||
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"A certain someone is making me very horny with suggestions and pictures that I have received in my mailbox " That's a brag, not a rant. [GET A ROOM] | |||
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"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too. Grrrr Cause any damage?" Bent mirror, scratches, nothing major but it does make me want to go kick off a wing mirror | |||
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"Ahhh let me at em. (Said in a bo bo voice). xxx" Scrappy Doo?!? Scrappy Doo voice surely! | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M Priorities in the right place, I see... Ab So Fucking Lutely. You're quite good at this Joe. And at least you start the thread on the right day. M" My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory! | |||
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"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too. Grrrr Cause any damage? Bent mirror, scratches, nothing major but it does make me want to go kick off a wing mirror " Aww, man! [APPROVED] | |||
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"My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory! " Me love you long time [APPROVED] | |||
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"I posted this yesterday, I was in a muddle with the days because I'm not well atm but it still stands on proper rant Thursday...... I'll have a rant. 1.Peaved off with the amount of guys who ask me to meet them in a hotel. 2. I am currently fwbless 3. I've got a free weekend coming up and have a virus thing. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr " Get well soon. | |||
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"My local RSPCA charity shop is so small you couldn't swing a cat in there..... " Take a mouse next time | |||
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"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'..............." I know you're not gay but have you considered a rant? | |||
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"Resisting loosing my temper today. As I had a day off yesterday but Not anymore. I'm now working. Thanks. Over. " Glad that worked out | |||
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"Fucking marathon training....I'm sick of it...! " I don;t approve of running. It's undignified. [DENIED] | |||
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"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'..............." your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs | |||
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"Resisting loosing my temper today. As I had a day off yesterday but Not anymore. I'm now working. Thanks. Over. " This makes no sense. You had a day off yesterday...what has that to do with working today? | |||
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"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'...............your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs" Gay and bi are different tho yes ? | |||
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"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'...............your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs Gay and bi are different tho yes ? " Very | |||
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"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat? I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!! I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! " Ah. It is your crime and also your punishment. Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. | |||
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"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat? I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!! I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! Ah. It is your crime and also your punishment. Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. " I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective | |||
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"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat? I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!! I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! Ah. It is your crime and also your punishment. Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective " Tbf, neither would I | |||
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"What does a guy expect to happen when he messages sentences that make no sense except I would guess in there own tiny little, pea sized testorone fuelled brains! Breathe chrissy breathe! Omfg Many of them look hot too... Such a waste." Comes with the territory, I'm afraid. [APPROVED BUT, REALLY, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?] | |||
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"My phone keeps freezing and am perving in slow motion!!!! Fine if pic is appealing to me but life is not falling in my favour today Madame B" Upgrade? | |||
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"I walked into a job fair, saw around 200 strangers crammed into a small space, social anxiety kicked in big time and I burst into tears on a total stranger. Fix that Joe. " That's really not nice. You ok? | |||
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"My phone keeps freezing and am perving in slow motion!!!! Fine if pic is appealing to me but life is not falling in my favour today Madame B Upgrade?" Coverage issue not phone but persevering with the perving | |||
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"I walked into a job fair, saw around 200 strangers crammed into a small space, social anxiety kicked in big time and I burst into tears on a total stranger. Fix that Joe. That's really not nice. You ok?" I'm alright, just a bit frustrated at myself. And snotty and a bit panda eyed as I haven't mopped my face up yet. | |||
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"Now I have something to rant about. Work related injury has now gotten so bad I am in the A&E. Stitches and antibiotics. Could be worse. Loose a leg or whatever... " Ohhh! Nasty! [APPROVED] | |||
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"Fooking sick of HSBC banks recorded messages...i just to speak to someone Now ive got to travel 18mls to the nearest branch,thats not been shut aaarrrhhh" All the banks can burn in Hell. [APPROVED IN TRIPLICATE] | |||
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"Resisting loosing my temper today. As I had a day off tomorrow but Not anymore. I'm now working. Thanks. Over. This makes no sense. You had a day off yesterday...what has that to do with working today? " Of course it makes perfect sense. ......now I changed it. | |||
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"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat? I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!! I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! " I hear you! | |||
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"I should have left for work half an hour ago. But Fab keeps calling me back.... I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower. WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!! M Priorities in the right place, I see... Ab So Fucking Lutely. You're quite good at this Joe. And at least you start the thread on the right day. M My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory! " The whole idea of Thursday Rant Day makes me smile. But you m'lady, filled my (Wednesday) with glee. I'll remember that fondly for many a moon. | |||
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"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat? I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!! I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! Ah. It is your crime and also your punishment. Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective " How about if they're covered in chocolate? | |||
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"Packing is never ending!!!! Also flipping bra's i packed all but one away (i wont wear one tomorrow around the house) to wear on friday when i move and the damn underwire came out and of course ive packed my sewing kit away!! " i can tie you a harness to keep them supported if you want | |||
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"What does a guy expect to happen when he messages sentences that make no sense except I would guess in there own tiny little, pea sized testorone fuelled brains! Breathe chrissy breathe! Omfg Many of them look hot too... Such a waste. Comes with the territory, I'm afraid. [APPROVED BUT, REALLY, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?]" Ohhh I was just ranting I didn't realise it was gonna get a response lol | |||
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"How can the people on homes under the hammer renovate so cheaply,when every contractor I deal with wants to rob us!-" That is an interesting observation | |||
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"Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective How about if they're covered in chocolate? " [DENIED] | |||
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"Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective How about if they're covered in chocolate? [DENIED] " Ice cream then? | |||
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"Eat less, move more. I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective. I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective How about if they're covered in chocolate? [DENIED] Ice cream then? " Admin! Remove this woman on grounds of taste! | |||
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"Im off to work but fill ded atm..... I look and fill like i belong in Shorn of the ded today " I quite like Shaun of the Dead. [HAPPY NOW?] | |||
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"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared " lol yes | |||
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"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared " You didnt ask a question,so it doesnt require an answer | |||
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"Rant Thursday, oh well here goes: Our wanky landlord has just 'decided' to move back to the uk, thus far leaving me and Ads to move back to our delightful room, the same one we moved out of, the wedding is off until further notice and I still can't find a job, I got one but was only a two week trial and guess what I can't selling shitting palette wrap to any fucker. So as Thursday's go it's pretty wanky. To be fair, it wasn't just a Thursday this happened on, found out three weeks ago we had to move next week (no regard for the two month eviction 'thing'), found out we were losing the house and my job within a week of each other, so life's pretty shit right now. D:ream was fucking lying in the 90's that things will only get better G x" Yes, things will not necessarily get better and while it turned out that that history didn't end, all good things must come to an end. Better get busy finding a new life. [APPROVED] | |||
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"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared You didnt ask a question,so it doesnt require an answer" good point | |||
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