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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...on your marks, get set...

RANT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh let me at em. (Said in a bo bo voice). xxx

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ahhh let me at em. (Said in a bo bo voice). xxx"

[APPROVED IN TRIPLICATE]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to make my son's lunch for tomorrow, before I went to bed, so had to get up to do it, and now wide awake and hungry.

More of a moan than a rant.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I forgot to make my son's lunch for tomorrow, before I went to bed, so had to get up to do it, and now wide awake and hungry.

More of a moan than a rant. "

I'd tell you to train him to do it himself but I'm sure there's a very good reason why you're doing it.

[SELF-INFLICTED INJURY APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...on your marks, get set...

RANT!

"

Let's get ready to grumble.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still awake and I have to get up in the morning to be destroyed by a pilates class! Aarggh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets."

Try caustic soda. Melts poo

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

Try caustic soda. Melts poo"

thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

On my hols from work but stupidly logged into work email just before midnight to get an email attachment. Had emails reporting something amiss...big screw up thanks to a bug in IT system which developers should've fixed over a year ago. Meant I had to come up with a work around.

Most annoying thing is I busted my gut to make sure everything was on track before I took my hols.. Couldve not bothered if I'd known this would happen anyway! Grrrr

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant "

Shouldn't you be asleep?

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant

Shouldn't you be asleep?"

I certainly should be!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Insomnia is a pain in the bum, two whole hours asleep & now wide awake..

S

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.


"Insomnia is a pain in the bum, two whole hours asleep & now wide awake..

S"

Know how you feel! Cup of decaf tea and back to bed doesn't work as well as it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant

Shouldn't you be asleep?

I certainly should be! "

Sing yourself a lullaby.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six,

Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOR FUCK SAKE.... that's 3 weeks now I have had nothing to rant about...

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant

Shouldn't you be asleep?

I certainly should be!

Sing yourself a lullaby."

I don't want it to rain as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw ffs I'm nearly 3 hours late.

I'll need to hold it till next week dammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six,

Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend."

We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

Try caustic soda. Melts poo

thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. "

Feed him less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant

Shouldn't you be asleep?

I certainly should be!

Sing yourself a lullaby.

I don't want it to rain as well! "

You bring on rain with your singing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...on your marks, get set...

RANT!

"

I don't feel like it just now

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six,

Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend.

We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though. "

Depends how knackered i am when i get in,

And depends what mood my sons are in, they do pick great times to have a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six,

Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend.

We knew to be quiet when my dad was sleeping. He slept like a log though.

Depends how knackered i am when i get in,

And depends what mood my sons are in, they do pick great times to have a row."

There was 6 of us and my dad was on permanent nights. I think he must have been deaf.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I reckon he was, lol.

I have three they know how to wind each other up,

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

Try caustic soda. Melts poo

thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how.

Feed him less "

youngest eats hardly anything, middle son is weight and wrestling training so eating like a house.

but yeah that would work.

i'll just laugh if the toilet explodes from his massive dumps.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Indomnia...grrr.

Half-term...grrr

And breathe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indomnia...grrr.

Half-term...grrr

And breathe... "

2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Indomnia...grrr.

Half-term...grrr

And breathe...

2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return"

I love them, but thank Goodness they go back soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indomnia...grrr.

Half-term...grrr

And breathe...

2 days to go, it's nearly over, then the fun times can return

I love them, but thank Goodness they go back soon! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packing is never ending!!!! Also flipping bra's i packed all but one away (i wont wear one tomorrow around the house) to wear on friday when i move and the damn underwire came out and of course ive packed my sewing kit away!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Insomnia...and now feeling sleepy.

Trouble is, I'm now perving on here...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im off to work but fill ded atm.....

I look and fill like i belong in Shorn of the ded today

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Off work and up at this stupid time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy... but can I get a matche latte ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

Try caustic soda. Melts poo

thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. "

The judicious use of an inversion blender before flushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a little rant.

Date arranged. Even chat to them face to face socially. Shortly before (even the day before ) your ready to meet its canceled to be re-arranged.

I told you a had a little one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out something very hot about someone very hot and i can't get out of bed for thinking about it.

Work and responsibilities rant!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

No rants....yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No rants....yet "

Ive got loads. I could give you one

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I have a mini rant but it's a predictable one so it's a bit bloody pointless and that pisses me off but it's fine, I'll just go with the flow and all the other crappy clichés that should be obliterated from language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm HORNY.... it needs sorting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headache

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm on annual leave.. yet I'm going to do something for work. I'm too nice!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off work for half term. It's 8.15 and the kids are still asleep

Happy with nothing to rant about

Ask me again when they wake up!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!"

On my way. I'll bring you coffee

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

On my way. I'll bring you coffee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!"

That would just send my day over the edge, you have to hide my knives.

I feel for you Ms.....no coffee is disastrous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a bloody cold is making me a snotty mess, not attractive prospect meet wise so am having to postpone....grrrrr.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Why is it so impossible to get to see a doctor...

Why is 10 minutes of his life worth 3 hr wait from me?

I'm the one that's not well...

As for the receptionist....

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

In 10 days I've had my car broken into, lost my job (for a ridiculous reason which I was bullied for) being told I could be kicked out my rented place as the future is unknown!

I'm in a total rant mood and want to fuck someone's brains out abd even my so called fb's can't seem to sort their shit! Gggggrrrrr

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!"

I've coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got £5 to last 10 days for me and two children. Said children are going to a birthday party at the weekend, need to Magic up birthday presents from somewhere. And I'm sure everytime I walk past a cash machine it laughs.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Toilet seat...Why does Mr always leave it up? He's just left and there it was, up and mocking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick of getting flack cos I'm on here n looking for more than fun.

Surely we can all use fab as we so wish?

I like the open conversation on here and I have had 2 relationships from here too....

Most of my messages are to give me grief if they did bother to read my profile lol

Rant over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told yesterday I,m losing my job... Gutted.

But it,s given me the push I needed to start up my massage business.... Every cloud etc

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Still going?

I'll be back shortly to adjudicate

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Can I come back later once I know the outcome of my driving test?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Can I come back later once I know the outcome of my driving test?"

Good luck hun xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ooh another one...Message threads... People that don't stick to the original thread when messaging us and keep starting new ones we often delete read messages as we go to keep our inbox fairly clear and can't always remember the conversation

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"my toilet keeps blocking coz of large poos being done in it.

stupid eu specified toilets.

Try caustic soda. Melts poo

thankyou, was thinking to make my sons poop in smaller sizes but couldn't figure out how. "

Gross

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Instead of a morning spent in bed, I've now got to be to be in a meeting 30 miles away by 'the morning'. They haven't even specified a time or a place yet but I need to be there!

It felt better to rant "

I disapprove of pointless meetings sprung at the last second.

[APPROVED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...on your marks, get set...

RANT!

I don't feel like it just now "

[NON RANT APPROVED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"On my hols from work but stupidly logged into work email just before midnight to get an email attachment. Had emails reporting something amiss...big screw up thanks to a bug in IT system which developers should've fixed over a year ago. Meant I had to come up with a work around.

Most annoying thing is I busted my gut to make sure everything was on track before I took my hols.. Couldve not bothered if I'd known this would happen anyway! Grrrr "

I assume it's not your fault, you're just expected to take the biggest bite of the shit sandwich... Next time, don;t check work emails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find people who claim to be non jelous and drama free that turn out to be the very opposite so very frustrating, just be honest! Tell me I should avoid you and why too please

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Insomnia is a pain in the bum, two whole hours asleep & now wide awake..

S"

Something troubling you?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I find people who claim to be non jelous and drama free that turn out to be the very opposite so very frustrating, just be honest! Tell me I should avoid you and why too please "

This is the Fab law of Inverse Proportion.

Anyone with Sexy or Happy in their username is likely to be anything but.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have an abcess in my gum and am on some rather strong antibiotics. My next appointment is 1st March. Treatment plan is either root canal or extraction.

Look at the timing DJ. I may not make the tea party.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I finish work at half three then i have a 75 mile drive back to the yard then a forty minute drive to home il be walking in the door gone half six,

Then with the kids on half term i wont be getting much sleep and then all the same for tomorrow night. Roll on the weekend."

That's not nice. Early to be or train the kids better.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have an abcess in my gum and am on some rather strong antibiotics. My next appointment is 1st March. Treatment plan is either root canal or extraction.

Look at the timing DJ. I may not make the tea party. "

You'll be fine by then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving 2 abusive messages within a couple of hours of each other. One calling me a racist cause I don't want to meet black or Asian men and the other cause I deleted his message.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M"

Priorities in the right place, I see...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've got a little rant.

Date arranged. Even chat to them face to face socially. Shortly before (even the day before ) your ready to meet its canceled to be re-arranged.

I told you a had a little one. "

Hopefully it will get sorted.

[RANT PENDING]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I found out something very hot about someone very hot and i can't get out of bed for thinking about it.

Work and responsibilities rant!"

I assume you finally made it to the office?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have a mini rant but it's a predictable one so it's a bit bloody pointless and that pisses me off but it's fine, I'll just go with the flow and all the other crappy clichés that should be obliterated from language."

At the end of the day, clichés have their place.

Think of it as a filter.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm HORNY.... it needs sorting "

Why are you ranting? Sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much for a bag of dried fruit? Wet fruit is cheaper ..... bluuuuuuuuuurghaaaaaahh!!!

Isn't 'wet fruit' an insult?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"In 10 days I've had my car broken into, lost my job (for a ridiculous reason which I was bullied for) being told I could be kicked out my rented place as the future is unknown!

I'm in a total rant mood and want to fuck someone's brains out abd even my so called fb's can't seem to sort their shit! Gggggrrrrr"

That sucks,sorry to hear it,big hugs

Miss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of anything to complain about. The sun is shining and everything is ticketý boo. Sorry about that.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have a headache "

Aspirin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable.

But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea.

REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!

And now I have a nasty cup of tea

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable.

But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea.

REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!

And now I have a nasty cup of tea "

No it isn't, but you can't take/drink it like normal tea, ie with milk and sugar. That's just wrong.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]"

Ah bollocks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out something very hot about someone very hot and i can't get out of bed for thinking about it.

Work and responsibilities rant!

I assume you finally made it to the office?"

I did. My concebtration levels are poor, though

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off "

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable.

But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea.

REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!

And now I have a nasty cup of tea "

And I can't even write a bloody sentence properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

Priorities in the right place, I see..."

Ab

So

Fucking

Lutely.

You're quite good at this Joe.

And at least you start the thread on the right day.

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, my right arm is hurting more than usual, not a big deal really, just uncomfortable.

But, I ran out of decaf tea bags and my shop and they only had Red bush decaf tea.

REDBUSH TEA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!

And now I have a nasty cup of tea

No it isn't, but you can't take/drink it like normal tea, ie with milk and sugar. That's just wrong. "

I know that now.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"In 10 days I've had my car broken into, lost my job (for a ridiculous reason which I was bullied for) being told I could be kicked out my rented place as the future is unknown!

I'm in a total rant mood and want to fuck someone's brains out abd even my so called fb's can't seem to sort their shit! Gggggrrrrr

That sucks,sorry to hear it,big hugs

Miss xx"

Hugs xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands! "

My neighbour is a cunt

I'll buy some later.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

Priorities in the right place, I see...

Ab

So

Fucking

Lutely.

You're quite good at this Joe.

And at least you start the thread on the right day.

M"

I know...

*shakes head sadly*

Just can't get the staff

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands!

My neighbour is a cunt

I'll buy some later. "

Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue.

Thankyou and rant again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

Priorities in the right place, I see...

Ab

So

Fucking

Lutely.

You're quite good at this Joe.

And at least you start the thread on the right day.

M

I know...

*shakes head sadly*

Just can't get the staff "

Uh huh.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

No rant here.....weekend starts tomorrow and a wee road trip planned

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands!

My neighbour is a cunt

I'll buy some later.

Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue.

Thankyou and rant again.

"

Such good customer service

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands!

My neighbour is a cunt

I'll buy some later.

Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue.

Thankyou and rant again.

Such good customer service "

If you could spare the time, we have a short Customer Relations form to complete so that we may improve our service.

We value your feedback highly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss is treating me like I am way more delicate than I am. I had to disclose my chronic illness to him, as it can cause stress and anxiety, and now I am only being put on shifts where I have no responsibility at all. I get that he is trying to be nice and helpful but it's doing my head in,as I am inconveniencing other staff as I have one of the biggest contracts, so they have to change staffing round so I can get my hours in, and I'm also not getting the chance to get managing hours which pay a little bit more... All because somebody is trying to be nice and it's annoying me.

K xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have no coffee!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Poor planning.

[RANT DENIED]

Ah bollocks off

Buy some. Borrow some from the neighbours. Take your life into your hands!

My neighbour is a cunt

I'll buy some later.

Well I'm glad we've helped you successfully resolve this issue.

Thankyou and rant again.

Such good customer service

If you could spare the time, we have a short Customer Relations form to complete so that we may improve our service.

We value your feedback highly. "

Sure. Send it over

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My boss is treating me like I am way more delicate than I am. I had to disclose my chronic illness to him, as it can cause stress and anxiety, and now I am only being put on shifts where I have no responsibility at all. I get that he is trying to be nice and helpful but it's doing my head in,as I am inconveniencing other staff as I have one of the biggest contracts, so they have to change staffing round so I can get my hours in, and I'm also not getting the chance to get managing hours which pay a little bit more... All because somebody is trying to be nice and it's annoying me.

K xx"

That's your boss' fear and (possibly) ignorance.

Rather than get annoyed, why not ask you boss for a quick chat to explain the difficulty this is causing the contract and to take the time to explan your condition and its limits but to also put the case that there are a number of things (make a list) that you are actually very good at if given the chance.

Be bold, but friendly.

Do you think your boss would be amenable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find people who claim to be non jelous and drama free that turn out to be the very opposite so very frustrating, just be honest! Tell me I should avoid you and why too please

This is the Fab law of Inverse Proportion.

Anyone with Sexy or Happy in their username is likely to be anything but.

"

Ahhh wise advice thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Receiving 2 abusive messages within a couple of hours of each other. One calling me a racist cause I don't want to meet black or Asian men and the other cause I deleted his message. "

Had a few abusive/uncalled for pms myself, ignore them most bullies get bored if not getting the reaction they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too.

Grrrr

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Receiving 2 abusive messages within a couple of hours of each other. One calling me a racist cause I don't want to meet black or Asian men and the other cause I deleted his message.

Had a few abusive/uncalled for pms myself, ignore them most bullies get bored if not getting the reaction they want "

The Doors - People are Strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CHi_9sxj0

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too.

Grrrr"

Cause any damage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain someone is making me very horny with suggestions and pictures that I have received in my mailbox

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A certain someone is making me very horny with suggestions and pictures that I have received in my mailbox "

That's a brag, not a rant.

[GET A ROOM]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too.

Grrrr

Cause any damage?"

Bent mirror, scratches, nothing major but it does make me want to go kick off a wing mirror

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"Ahhh let me at em. (Said in a bo bo voice). xxx"

Scrappy Doo?!? Scrappy Doo voice surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

Priorities in the right place, I see...

Ab

So

Fucking

Lutely.

You're quite good at this Joe.

And at least you start the thread on the right day.

M"

My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Blooming students across the road knocked over my motorbike this morning. I know it's them because their drive is right opposite where I park my bike, am sure they reverse out, knock it over and speed away chuckling, 3rd time this year too.

Grrrr

Cause any damage?

Bent mirror, scratches, nothing major but it does make me want to go kick off a wing mirror "

Aww, man!

[APPROVED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory! "

Me love you long time

[APPROVED]

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I posted this yesterday, I was in a muddle with the days because I'm not well atm but it still stands on proper rant Thursday......

I'll have a rant.

1.Peaved off with the amount of guys who ask me to meet them in a hotel.

2. I am currently fwbless

3. I've got a free weekend coming up and have a virus thing.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a rant but must seethe privately instead.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I posted this yesterday, I was in a muddle with the days because I'm not well atm but it still stands on proper rant Thursday......

I'll have a rant.

1.Peaved off with the amount of guys who ask me to meet them in a hotel.

2. I am currently fwbless

3. I've got a free weekend coming up and have a virus thing.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"

Get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local RSPCA charity shop is so small you couldn't swing a cat in there.....

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My local RSPCA charity shop is so small you couldn't swing a cat in there..... "

Take a mouse next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about today

......Oh wait....

Stupid messages

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My photocopier sits in silence not doing a fucking thing for about 23 hours and 57 mins a day.

Yet the fucking second I choose to print something the bastard thing decides to do a full system check and re-calibration totalling about 8 mins

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Fucking marathon training....I'm sick of it...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting loosing my temper today.

As I had a day off yesterday but

Not anymore. I'm now working.

Thanks.

Over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'...............

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'..............."

I know you're not gay but have you considered a rant?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Resisting loosing my temper today.

As I had a day off yesterday but

Not anymore. I'm now working.

Thanks.

Over. "

Glad that worked out

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fucking marathon training....I'm sick of it...! "

I don;t approve of running. It's undignified.

[DENIED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'..............."
your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no rants again from Pooch and I today just had a marvellous wander and rain stopped play on the out side painting front

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Resisting loosing my temper today.

As I had a day off yesterday but

Not anymore. I'm now working.

Thanks.

Over. "

This makes no sense. You had a day off yesterday...what has that to do with working today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'...............your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs"

Gay and bi are different tho yes ?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have only just got up, I know that I needed the sleep but I had stuff planned... My rant? It wasn't naughty planned stuff

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Eggs from a friends chickens- lovely.

Made some cakes- wonderful

Went to make more cake batter and the egg I cracked was rotten.

I've never experienced such a sight/smell.

My eyes have just stopped watering and I'm not sure how I held onto my stomach contents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just need a hug in the face... with a spade

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Some people just need a hug in the face... with a spade

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If I get one more message saying 'I know your not gay but'...............your gay mate you just dont know it yet no probs

Gay and bi are different tho yes ? "

Very

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! "

Ah.

It is your crime and also your punishment.

Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!!

Ah.

It is your crime and also your punishment.

Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

"

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!!

Ah.

It is your crime and also your punishment.

Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective "

Tbf, neither would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone keeps freezing and am perving in slow motion!!!! Fine if pic is appealing to me but life is not falling in my favour today

Madame B

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

What does a guy expect to happen when he messages sentences that make no sense except I would guess in there own tiny little, pea sized testorone fuelled brains!

Breathe chrissy breathe! Omfg

Many of them look hot too... Such a waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into a job fair, saw around 200 strangers crammed into a small space, social anxiety kicked in big time and I burst into tears on a total stranger.

Fix that Joe.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"What does a guy expect to happen when he messages sentences that make no sense except I would guess in there own tiny little, pea sized testorone fuelled brains!

Breathe chrissy breathe! Omfg

Many of them look hot too... Such a waste."

Comes with the territory, I'm afraid.

[APPROVED BUT, REALLY, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My phone keeps freezing and am perving in slow motion!!!! Fine if pic is appealing to me but life is not falling in my favour today

Madame B"

Upgrade?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I walked into a job fair, saw around 200 strangers crammed into a small space, social anxiety kicked in big time and I burst into tears on a total stranger.

Fix that Joe. "

That's really not nice.

You ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone keeps freezing and am perving in slow motion!!!! Fine if pic is appealing to me but life is not falling in my favour today

Madame B

Upgrade?"

Coverage issue not phone but persevering with the perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walked into a job fair, saw around 200 strangers crammed into a small space, social anxiety kicked in big time and I burst into tears on a total stranger.

Fix that Joe.

That's really not nice.

You ok?"

I'm alright, just a bit frustrated at myself. And snotty and a bit panda eyed as I haven't mopped my face up yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I have something to rant about.

Work related injury has now gotten so bad I am in the A&E. Stitches and antibiotics. Could be worse. Loose a leg or whatever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fooking sick of HSBC banks recorded messages...i just to speak to someone

Now ive got to travel 18mls to the nearest branch,thats not been shut aaarrrhhh

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Now I have something to rant about.

Work related injury has now gotten so bad I am in the A&E. Stitches and antibiotics. Could be worse. Loose a leg or whatever... "

Ohhh! Nasty!

[APPROVED]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fooking sick of HSBC banks recorded messages...i just to speak to someone

Now ive got to travel 18mls to the nearest branch,thats not been shut aaarrrhhh"

All the banks can burn in Hell.

[APPROVED IN TRIPLICATE]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Resisting loosing my temper today.

As I had a day off tomorrow but

Not anymore. I'm now working.

Thanks.

Over.

This makes no sense. You had a day off yesterday...what has that to do with working today? "

Of course it makes perfect sense. ......now I changed it.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!! "

I hear you!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

How can the people on homes under the hammer renovate so cheaply,when every contractor I deal with wants to rob us!-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have left for work half an hour ago.

But Fab keeps calling me back....

I'm not sure if I'm ranting about the addictive qualities of Fab or my lack of willpower.

WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!

M

Priorities in the right place, I see...

Ab

So

Fucking

Lutely.

You're quite good at this Joe.

And at least you start the thread on the right day.

M

My rant is why are people so unforgiving! It made you smile at the time..such a short memory! "

The whole idea of Thursday Rant Day makes me smile.

But you m'lady, filled my (Wednesday) with glee.

I'll remember that fondly for many a moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rant... why is being skinny so difficult and painful? Why couldn't it be just as easy as getting fat?

I can't move my back hurts. My shoulders are killing me. My legs... there are no words!!

I just want to eat chocolate and ice cream and raspberry sorbet but then I look at my stomach and cry... I eat and cry!!! It's unfair!!

Ah.

It is your crime and also your punishment.

Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective "

How about if they're covered in chocolate?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Packing is never ending!!!! Also flipping bra's i packed all but one away (i wont wear one tomorrow around the house) to wear on friday when i move and the damn underwire came out and of course ive packed my sewing kit away!! "

i can tie you a harness to keep them supported if you want

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"What does a guy expect to happen when he messages sentences that make no sense except I would guess in there own tiny little, pea sized testorone fuelled brains!

Breathe chrissy breathe! Omfg

Many of them look hot too... Such a waste.

Comes with the territory, I'm afraid.

[APPROVED BUT, REALLY, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?]"

Ohhh I was just ranting I didn't realise it was gonna get a response lol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 16/02/17 13:37:39]

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"How can the people on homes under the hammer renovate so cheaply,when every contractor I deal with wants to rob us!-"

That is an interesting observation

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective

How about if they're covered in chocolate? "

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over a year ago


"Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective

How about if they're covered in chocolate?

[DENIED]

"

Ice cream then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant Thursday, oh well here goes:

Our wanky landlord has just 'decided' to move back to the uk, thus far leaving me and Ads to move back to our delightful room, the same one we moved out of, the wedding is off until further notice and I still can't find a job, I got one but was only a two week trial and guess what I can't selling shitting palette wrap to any fucker. So as Thursday's go it's pretty wanky.

To be fair, it wasn't just a Thursday this happened on, found out three weeks ago we had to move next week (no regard for the two month eviction 'thing'), found out we were losing the house and my job within a week of each other, so life's pretty shit right now.

D:ream was fucking lying in the 90's that things will only get better

G x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Eat less, move more.

I was listening to a chap who did an experiment on himself to see how much weight he could lose by ingesting 3 tape worms. Crude, but effective.

I refuse to consume tape worms no matter how effective

How about if they're covered in chocolate?

[DENIED]

Ice cream then? "

Admin!

Remove this woman on grounds of taste!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Im off to work but fill ded atm.....

I look and fill like i belong in Shorn of the ded today "

I quite like Shaun of the Dead.

[HAPPY NOW?]

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared "

lol yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared "

You didnt ask a question,so it doesnt require an answer

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Rant Thursday, oh well here goes:

Our wanky landlord has just 'decided' to move back to the uk, thus far leaving me and Ads to move back to our delightful room, the same one we moved out of, the wedding is off until further notice and I still can't find a job, I got one but was only a two week trial and guess what I can't selling shitting palette wrap to any fucker. So as Thursday's go it's pretty wanky.

To be fair, it wasn't just a Thursday this happened on, found out three weeks ago we had to move next week (no regard for the two month eviction 'thing'), found out we were losing the house and my job within a week of each other, so life's pretty shit right now.

D:ream was fucking lying in the 90's that things will only get better

G x"

Yes, things will not necessarily get better and while it turned out that that history didn't end, all good things must come to an end.

Better get busy finding a new life.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Im ranting about my 1st rant not being arnsared

You didnt ask a question,so it doesnt require an answer"

good point

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Honestly, I don't know how Markoh coped.

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