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Wot 0 meet club is about.
It's for all hoo........
Have not had a meet of any sort since thay joind but thay want to meet.
It's for all hoo.....
Find it hard to get a meet of any sort but want to meet.
It's for all hoo......
want to meet but are to shy to messige.
It's for all hoo.......
Don't have mutch luck meeting and need sumone to give them a chance.
It's not about not meeting on a Wednesday.
It's not for Thos hoo don't meet at all.
And a re cap of the rules.....
You can join the club in 1 of 2 ways......
1 you have not had the luck of having a meet of any sort yet or your larst meet of any sort wos over 30 days agow.
2 if you meet a lot then you can join if you meet with a member of 0 meet club.....
(EG) sumone hoo meets a lot meets sumone hoo is not so luckey. 
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"Is my name down?" Wen wos your larst meet ? | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that." Then yes your on the list 
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe. | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe."Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe."We go through this every week Seaside, Ive actually only been in the UK for 3 days this year so far and its highly unlikely that ill get a meet where I am right now, Im not back till next month either so ill me a paid up member of the Zero meet club till then too. I go to clubs, people may not veri someone the second you leave them, I got a veri last month from someone I meet over 15 years ago that recognised me. | |||
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"Never met anyone from fab surely my names down " It Shor is
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"Morning Op. Can I at least join if a promise to tell jokes? And if I try to coax people from 0 meet club? (I'm not promising any success with this though )"If you are flowing rule 2 then yes you can | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him"Dus no one very anyone on the day thay meet ???? | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him
Dus no one very anyone on the day thay meet ???? "No... I know I don't.. I have a personal life away from here with work and kids.. as do others... the last thing in my mind is to verify someone! | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
We go through this every week Seaside,
Ive actually only been in the UK for 3 days this year so far and its highly unlikely that ill get a meet where I am right now, Im not back till next month either so ill me a paid up member of the Zero meet club till then too.
I go to clubs, people may not veri someone the second you leave them, I got a veri last month from someone I meet over 15 years ago that recognised me.
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... " 1 coffee coming up | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
We go through this every week Seaside,
Ive actually only been in the UK for 3 days this year so far and its highly unlikely that ill get a meet where I am right now, Im not back till next month either so ill me a paid up member of the Zero meet club till then too.
I go to clubs, people may not veri someone the second you leave them, I got a veri last month from someone I meet over 15 years ago that recognised me.
Sorry my bad
How about a free drink from the bar."Ill have a babycham 
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him
Dus no one very anyone on the day thay meet ????
No... I know I don't.. I have a personal life away from here with work and kids.. as do others... the last thing in my mind is to verify someone! "Cood you not very them in the time whil you are with them ??? | |||
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"Runs in shows arse and runs out again. Why because I can ner ner "Catches your face on CCTV as you run in | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up "Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
We go through this every week Seaside,
Ive actually only been in the UK for 3 days this year so far and its highly unlikely that ill get a meet where I am right now, Im not back till next month either so ill me a paid up member of the Zero meet club till then too.
I go to clubs, people may not veri someone the second you leave them, I got a veri last month from someone I meet over 15 years ago that recognised me.
Sorry my bad
How about a free drink from the bar.
Ill have a babycham
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him
Dus no one very anyone on the day thay meet ????
No... I know I don't.. I have a personal life away from here with work and kids.. as do others... the last thing in my mind is to verify someone!
Cood you not very them in the time whil you are with them ??? "Oh yeah... that's really good manners... grabbing my phone still naked to log on here to verify someone I've just had sex with... that's classy!! | |||
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Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month"Or you cood try to flow rule 2 | |||
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"Runs in shows arse and runs out again. Why because I can ner ner
Catches your face on CCTV as you run in "Won't be my 1st time on crime watch | |||
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"Well, define "meet" last time I meet someone from this site was Dec, but that was at a club, and I meet many people there. one on one play meet was well before that. Then yes your on the list
Come in and get comfortable.
Odd that your larst very is just 5 days thoe.
Whys that odd.... could be someone verifying him from a meet 3 months ago or even 3 years ago.. and just decided to veri him
Dus no one very anyone on the day thay meet ????
No... I know I don't.. I have a personal life away from here with work and kids.. as do others... the last thing in my mind is to verify someone!
Cood you not very them in the time whil you are with them ???
Oh yeah... that's really good manners... grabbing my phone still naked to log on here to verify someone I've just had sex with... that's classy!! "That's not ezakley wot I ment but point takin. | |||
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"Morning Op. Can I at least join if a promise to tell jokes? And if I try to coax people from 0 meet club? (I'm not promising any success with this though )
If you are flowing rule 2 then yes you can "I'll go with the 'flow' and follow rule 2 then.
I verify people when I'm still with them. It puts them under pressure to like me. | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2 "Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible. | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2
Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible."Dus that meen if your wife is not about you don't meet at all ?? | |||
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"I'm here "Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ? | |||
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?"What time are you back Mr Seeside? I can pop in now and then | |||
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then "As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change. | |||
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"Morning all. Anyone near Heathrow in the 0 meet club wanting a social say hello "
That's the spirit | |||
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"Morning all. Anyone near Heathrow in the 0 meet club wanting a social say hello "Did I see you looking at me, I noticed you noticing me, I noticed from the look in your eyes which says hmmmmm I'm noticing u  | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2
Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible.
Dus that meen if your wife is not about you don't meet at all ??"Yep, I am weird like that | |||
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"Morning all. Anyone near Heathrow in the 0 meet club wanting a social say hello "I wish I wos near Heathrow. Id meet for a social | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2
Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible.
Dus that meen if your wife is not about you don't meet at all ??
Yep, I am weird like that"But the club is about getting a meet not..not meeting. 
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then
As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change."I shall try my best | |||
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"Welcome Miss Honey, can I get the coffee with the sultry look, _eeside just can't do it as well as you" Ha im rite hear | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2
Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible.
Dus that meen if your wife is not about you don't meet at all ??
Yep, I am weird like that
But the club is about getting a meet not..not meeting.
Unless you wood like to be a co host "When my wife is home we will meet, till then it's coffee and dominoes | |||
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"I'm 25 mins from Heathrow "By plane that's almost all of England. | |||
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"Welcome Miss Honey, can I get the coffee with the sultry look, _eeside just can't do it as well as you" Sure you can | |||
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then
As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change.
I shall try my best "Thanks
I think I need a co host(s) to cover wen im working.
Interested ? | |||
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"Welcome Miss Honey, can I get the coffee with the sultry look, _eeside just can't do it as well as you Ha im rite hear "And your coffee is fine, but you have to admit Miss Honey is way better at the sultry looks | |||
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then
As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change.
I shall try my best
Thanks
I think I need a co host(s) to cover wen im working.
Interested ?"I'm going to be working next week. I'm sure someone will be free though sorry I'm not more helpful. | |||
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"Can I grab a black coffee, and sit at the dominoes table again... 1 coffee coming up
Thank you kind sir, few more weeks of your good company before my wife gets home for next visit and bars me from the club for a month
Or you cood try to flow rule 2
Only meet as a couple except for very special people who I meet for social only unless my wife is involved so rule 2 is unlikely but not impossible.
Dus that meen if your wife is not about you don't meet at all ??
Yep, I am weird like that
But the club is about getting a meet not..not meeting.
Unless you wood like to be a co host
When my wife is home we will meet, till then it's coffee and dominoes "Wood you be interested in being a co host will im working then ? | |||
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then
As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change.
I shall try my best
Thanks
I think I need a co host(s) to cover wen im working.
Interested ?
I'm going to be working next week.
I'm sure someone will be free though sorry I'm not more helpful. "That's ok Everyone like wot you do hear No ones making you | |||
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
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"I'm here
Welcome Miss Honey
Il be starting work in about 40 mins wood you mind running the club till I finish ?
What time are you back Mr Seeside?
I can pop in now and then
As long as im not on a duball shift I shood finish around 3 but cos im agentcey that can change.
I shall try my best
Thanks
I think I need a co host(s) to cover wen im working.
Interested ?
I'm going to be working next week.
I'm sure someone will be free though sorry I'm not more helpful.
That's ok
Everyone like wot you do hear
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
"Tempting but its a co host
Not a new host. | |||
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
I'm the coffee girl...I'll be here "Then why would anyone want to leave this club. There's not much incentive if your here every week. | |||
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
Tempting but its a co host
Not a new host. "I can be an old host. anything. I just want acceptance. | |||
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
I'm the coffee girl...I'll be here
Then why would anyone want to leave this club. There's not much incentive if your here every week.
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"I am off to work at 7 so would be a crap Co host, will keep an eye when I can though" Ok for the day then but im going to haf to find sumone to cover. I carnt host will at work | |||
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
Tempting but its a co host
Not a new host.
I can be an old host. anything. I just want acceptance. "Can you cover throw the day ? | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me "Welcome to the club
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me "Come be coffee girl with me | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me "Eh hem.
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"I be your host op. Next week no on will be on this thread. One way or another.
I'm the coffee girl...I'll be here
Then why would anyone want to leave this club. There's not much incentive if your here every week.
Are you in the club or not? "Yes. I'm the stand up (by order of _eeside) Although the stand up can be misinterpreted many ways on a swinging site. | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me "Can I play with you in the store room though  | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me "You never read my comment , I'm over here in the corner sipping my brandy awaiting eye contact | |||
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"I'm in the club, my last social was back some time last year cant remember lol haven't had any luck since so do I count???" Welcome and good luck | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me
Can I play with you in the store room though "Sure as hell you can | |||
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"I'm in the club, my last social was back some time last year cant remember lol haven't had any luck since so do I count???" You shor do Welcome | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me "Any chance of N Irish tea after mi brandy on rocks | |||
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"I'm in the club, my last social was back some time last year cant remember lol haven't had any luck since so do I count??? You shor do Welcome "Hi I'm new to this club but don't seem to get any attention being in the corner awaiting eye contact | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me
Can I play with you in the store room though
Sure as hell you can "Bending over the boxes | |||
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"Im about to start work so to all have a good day. Miss honey and MisterBee are todays co hosts will im gon
MisterBee Plees stik to the rules "I can't promise anything. *i should put this on my profile. | |||
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"I'm in the club, my last social was back some time last year cant remember lol haven't had any luck since so do I count??? You shor do Welcome
Hi I'm new to this club but don't seem to get any attention being in the corner awaiting eye contact "Welcome | |||
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"Im about to start work so to all have a good day. Miss honey and MisterBee are todays co hosts will im gon
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me
Can I play with you in the store room though
Sure as hell you can
Bending over the boxes "Walks pass has a look and keeps on walking by | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me
Can I play with you in the store room though
Sure as hell you can
Bending over the boxes
Walks pass has a look and keeps on walking by "We don't like sulky pants in here y'know. How's that Irish coffee I made you? | |||
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"I'm in the club, my last social was back some time last year cant remember lol haven't had any luck since so do I count??? You shor do Welcome
Hi I'm new to this club but don't seem to get any attention being in the corner awaiting eye contact
Thanks for the welcome, let's get warmed up shall we?? Fancy a Snuggle snuggle with a cuppa after you've finished near the boxes??
Welcome " | |||
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"Im about to start work so to all have a good day. Miss honey and MisterBee are todays co hosts will im gon
MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash "This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later. | |||
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"Im about to start work so to all have a good day. Miss honey and MisterBee are todays co hosts will im gon
MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash
This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later. "Did I mention the choke chain? | |||
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"I'm in this club. Nobody wants to meet me
Come be coffee girl with me
Can I play with you in the store room though
Sure as hell you can
Bending over the boxes
Walks pass has a look and keeps on walking by
We don't like sulky pants in here y'know.
How's that Irish coffee I made you? "Mmmm lovely cuppa but would taste even better if you wer in my cup .....
Not sulking just don't fancy having my tounge out at lady bending over boxes lol soooo I'll look and walk on by | |||
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"Im about to start work so to all have a good day. Miss honey and MisterBee are todays co hosts will im gon
MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash
This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later.
Did I mention the choke chain? "No. Did I mention I bite sometimes. | |||
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MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash
This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later.
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MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash
This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later.
Did I mention the choke chain?
No. Did I mention I bite sometimes.
I like biting "Right you got me now!! Bites ass cheek and leaves front two teeth mark as big as bugs bunny... | |||
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"Is it only meets from fab that count?" Do you need a meet from fab? im here.
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MisterBee Plees stik to the rules
I'll keep him on a tight leash
This is like to see.
Really. I'd like to film it and watch it later.
Did I mention the choke chain?
No. Did I mention I bite sometimes.
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"Last meet was in November, can I join x" Yes. Your up front, make sure you wear bright colours, get people's attention. | |||
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"Last meet was in November, can I join x" Welcome | |||
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"Ya best sign me up I can't get a meet to save my life. Me neither pal. You've got to get in with the IINNNN crowd 1st!!
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch "You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power. | |||
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"Do social meets count?" Any meet is actually a bad thing here. Unless you message someone who's looking to meet!
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power. "If you don't began I will have to ask you to leave | |||
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"Last meet was in November, can I join x Welcome "Thank you for accepting me into the club x | |||
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"Is it only meets from fab that count? Do you need a meet from fab? im here.
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power.
If you don't began I will have to ask you to leave "I began at the top of the thread. Keep up. | |||
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I know I said I was here for jokes and humour. This wasn't one of those moments.
Hmmm. No, you're grand "*hurt. Get out of 0-meet club. Co host. DRUNK WITH POWER!!!!
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I know I said I was here for jokes and humour. This wasn't one of those moments.
Hmmm. No, you're grand "Why can't all women be like you and reply back gracefully with "no thanks and good luck " | |||
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power.
If you don't behave I will have to ask you to leave
I began at the top of the thread. Keep up. "What the hell happened there?! Behave you | |||
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
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"Hmmm signs in at the door and sits at the bar waiting for a coffee...another Wednesday at this place...jeez "Ms Honey serves coffee. I'm just s joke....I mean hear for jokes. *i get nervous around sexy women. | |||
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"Hmmm signs in at the door and sits at the bar waiting for a coffee...another Wednesday at this place...jeez "Why are you here I'm sure you've had a meet, you must of had a meet in 30 days. If not come and join me , I'm sipping Irish tea | |||
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power.
I'm happy to apply rule 2 - no other buggers from the South West come anywhere near here though "South west? Your kidding right? Need to advertise 0-meet club more. I'll put it down in suggestions to Seeside. | |||
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power.
I'm happy to apply rule 2 - no other buggers from the South West come anywhere near here though "Hey now...don't dream it's over | |||
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"Why not count me in "1 2 3 4 Mrgiveitsone is at the door! How's that? Your in. | |||
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Bite me"Not before me... Im 1ST | |||
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Wouldn't have happened on my watch
You had a meet. Your not welcome anymore.
Co host, I'm overcome and d*unk on power.
I'm happy to apply rule 2 - no other buggers from the South West come anywhere near here though
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"Damn, I'm back in this club. I'll have tea and where can I hang my hat? Welcome. Tea and coffee girl has gone. I hope you brought a flask. I don't do tea. "I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things "Tea please. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things "Yep, I hear that a lot...... | |||
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"Morning Seeside! Don't the weeks fly by when you're not having fun lol! Is there room for me again mate? "Of course there's room. Come in. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please. "Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea | |||
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"Damn, I'm back in this club. I'll have tea and where can I hang my hat? Welcome. Tea and coffee girl has gone. I hope you brought a flask. I don't do tea.
Gone? Can't get the staff these days. "Yep I'm not here...I'm about to go back to bed | |||
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"Damn, I'm back in this club. I'll have tea and where can I hang my hat? Welcome. Tea and coffee girl has gone. I hope you brought a flask. I don't do tea.
Gone? Can't get the staff these days.
Yep I'm not here...I'm about to go back to bed "Have fun | |||
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Gone? Can't get the staff these days.
Yep I'm not here...I'm about to go back to bed "Tartlet. | |||
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"Damn, I'm back in this club. I'll have tea and where can I hang my hat? Welcome. Tea and coffee girl has gone. I hope you brought a flask. I don't do tea.
I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea "Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired. "Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind | |||
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"Damn, I'm back in this club. I'll have tea and where can I hang my hat? Welcome. Tea and coffee girl has gone. I hope you brought a flask. I don't do tea.
I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind "So have I now. | |||
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A human blanket? Hmmm that could be better "Come here. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind
So have I now. "Oh yeah? | |||
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A human blanket? Hmmm that could be better
Come here. "No cold hands though | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind "But my tea is very important. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind
But my tea is very important. "Yes Id have to agree, tea is important. Now let me make you a fresh cup, can I stroke your hair too please ? | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind
But my tea is very important.
Yes Id have to agree, tea is important. Now let me make you a fresh cup, can I stroke your hair too please ? "Of course you can, it smells like coconut today. | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind
But my tea is very important.
Yes Id have to agree, tea is important. Now let me make you a fresh cup, can I stroke your hair too please ?
Of course you can, it smells like coconut today. "Beautiful. Here's your tea | |||
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I'm still here, what beverage can I get you. We're a bit busy doing other things
Tea please.
Sorry hatter I got distracted, here's your tea
Pfft. The tea making here leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I can't help getting distracted easily. My concentration is very good, I have other things on my mind
But my tea is very important.
Yes Id have to agree, tea is important. Now let me make you a fresh cup, can I stroke your hair too please ?
Of course you can, it smells like coconut today.
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"Can i sign up today please xx "Yes you can. There are others here, mingle and say hello. Meet a zero and be a hero. Seeside, you need a slogan. | |||
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"Can i sign up today please xx
Yes you can.
There are others here, mingle and say hello.
Meet a zero and be a hero.
Seeside, you need a slogan. "Thank you mister bee xx | |||
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"Can i sign up today please xx
Yes you can.
There are others here, mingle and say hello.
Meet a zero and be a hero.
Seeside, you need a slogan.
Thank you mister bee xx"You are very welcome. | |||
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"Still in! "Surely not for long. I finally see who you are. If you ever drive my way, i can honk your horn. | |||
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