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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want one! .....Are there any in the room?.... please step forward.... come on, don't be shy!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What do you want a granny for, if I might inquire?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Adopt a grannie is a good scheme for lonely people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you want a granny for, if I might inquire?

To do lots of naughty things too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adopt a grannie is a good scheme for lonely people. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

No Grannies, but would a Pink Princess suffice?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're expecting me to cook for you, pick up after you and give you pocket money, you can bugger off.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"If you're expecting me to cook for you, pick up after you and give you pocket money, you can bugger off. "

Made me laugh

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Grannies, but would a Pink Princess suffice?!!

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. Oh if I must!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're expecting me to cook for you, pick up after you and give you pocket money, you can bugger off. "
damm... I'm busted!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PayDM8DWsXY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PayDM8DWsXY"

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By *ornyal47Man
over a year ago

Bury

Damn so wanna adopt a sexy granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I think he would be happy with any granny, I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I think he would be happy with any granny, I would!

That's someone's Nana you're talking about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Grannies, but would a Pink Princess suffice?!!

Sorry Miss tress, but I really, really can't see you as a vision of 'pink princess'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labelling people as cougars, milfs, grannies doesn't exactly show any signs of standards...might as well say I want to fuck an older woman, any woman as I can't get one my age for some strange reason despite my obvious charms!

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

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Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I'll be a great granny by then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I'll be a great granny by then."

Yes if the mother was indeed 16 at the time of birth as was her mother the grandmother of referral........

Shucks never was that good at maths and in my defence I had a late night...

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Nevertheless we are taking about porking someone's Nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a granny of 4 with another on the way .

But I'm not much older than you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love a sexy gilf x

Any want to say hi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Labelling people as cougars, milfs, grannies doesn't exactly show any signs of standards...might as well say I want to fuck an older woman, any woman as I can't get one my age for some strange reason despite my obvious charms!

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

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Madame B, granny, mother, woman."

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

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Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

Guys over 40 that still view themselves as stud muffin toy boys that wonder can't fathom out women take offence at their smooth approach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I'll be a great granny by then.

Yes if the mother was indeed 16 at the time of birth as was her mother the grandmother of referral........

Shucks never was that good at maths and in my defence I had a late night...

......

Nevertheless we are taking about porking someone's Nana

I'm someone's Nana, I'm regularly porked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

I'll be a great granny by then.

Yes if the mother was indeed 16 at the time of birth as was her mother the grandmother of referral........

Shucks never was that good at maths and in my defence I had a late night...

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Nevertheless we are taking about porking someone's Nana

I'm someone's Nana, I'm regularly porked

and quite rightly too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

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Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

Guys over 40 that still view themselves as stud muffin toy boys that wonder can't fathom out women take offence at their smooth approach!"

Blimey, I thought the rant was over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

Rant over

Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

Guys over 40 that still view themselves as stud muffin toy boys that wonder can't fathom out women take offence at their smooth approach!

Blimey, I thought the rant was over!

Apparently not!! Someone's got a bee in their bonnet!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

Rant over

Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

Guys over 40 that still view themselves as stud muffin toy boys that wonder can't fathom out women take offence at their smooth approach!"

Very bitter... or reading between the lines you've been stood up by one then! Messaged received loud and clear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Well hello!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a granny at the moment but we're expecting twins in July if you want to come back then

Oh and does double the babies make me double gilfy?

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over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"No Grannies, but would a Pink Princess suffice?!!

Sorry Miss tress, but I really, really can't see you as a vision of 'pink princess'

...behave! I was offering the op a pink princess (apple) in lieu of a granny (smith)!

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By *ornyal47Man
over a year ago

Bury

Any you ladies wanna be my sexy granny say hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a granny at the moment but we're expecting twins in July if you want to come back then

Oh and does double the babies make me double gilfy?

Looking at your pics I'd say more super gilf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love a sexy gilf x

Any want to say hi x"

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By *ornyal47Man
over a year ago

Bury

Yep kalliej is deffo a sexy granny can i adopt her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just love a sexy gilf x

Any want to say hi x

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.hello .... great pics!! now we're talking! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

Rant over

Madame B, granny, mother, woman."

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Yep met a granny once she was 32 and a stunner, probably not what the op had in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op I am ranting because I hate age/type labels and my statement is what I think when I see these type of posts.

Rant over

Madame B, granny, mother, woman.

Jesus who rattled your cage or walking frame!

Guys over 40 that still view themselves as stud muffin toy boys that wonder can't fathom out women take offence at their smooth approach!

Very bitter... or reading between the lines you've been stood up by one then! Messaged received loud and clear

Oh good if you have received the message loud and clear then I look forward to seeing more mature Post's.

And as for being stood up by a "younger" man ...I don't do immature lad's!

Happy fabbing

Madame B

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

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i,m a grannie. i,m age 42!. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one. She's 88 and keeps the whole family in order.

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By *ornyal47Man
over a year ago

Bury

Mmm miss argo looking hot hunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

i,m a grannie. i,m age 42!. xxx

And looking great for it too xxx

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By *andbCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

I am a Gran to 6 and my zimmer frame is in the corner gathering dust, false teeth in a glass and my inco pads are in the wash......haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a Gran to 6 and my zimmer frame is in the corner gathering dust, false teeth in a glass and my inco pads are in the wash......haha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a Gran to 6 and my zimmer frame is in the corner gathering dust, false teeth in a glass and my inco pads are in the wash......haha "

Great Pics! X

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By *andbCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Why thank you kind sir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thank you kind sir x

You two are a very fit looking couple. Id love a social with you. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thank you kind sir x

Pleasures been all mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a granny 3 times over... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a granny 3 times over... x"

And what an exceptionally hot one you are too xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Where's Ms Crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a granny

And very tidy you are too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London? "

I'm in kent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent "

Great pics babe x

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Proud granny here three times over and another on the way......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a granny too that is a GRANDAD to six wonderful grandkids lol so be careful what you ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And us lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And you are all fucking amazingly sexy grannies at that!!! This is why I love Gilfs.... super sexy and know exactly what they want xxx

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By *ingerbombCouple
over a year ago

Stockton

I'm a grandma to 7 beautiful children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love a sexy gilf x

Any want to say hi x

well hello yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a grandma to 7 beautiful children

And I am LOVING the yellow bodystocking.... you've got me proper horny now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent

Great pics babe x

I'm not anyones babe, cant stand that saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent

Great pics babe x

I'm not anyones babe, cant stand that saying"

Was only try to pay you a compliment next time I won't bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent

Great pics babe x

I'm not anyones babe, cant stand that saying

Was only try to pay you a compliment next time I won't bother"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent

Great pics babe x

I'm not anyones babe, cant stand that saying

Was only try to pay you a compliment next time I won't bother"

Don't mind compliments. But I'm 52 not 22.babe is for the younger ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say I am seeing some beautiful ladies comment on this thread.... do you all live up north thou!

Any grannies in Surrey or London?

I'm in kent

Great pics babe x

I'm not anyones babe, cant stand that saying

Was only try to pay you a compliment next time I won't bother

Don't mind compliments. But I'm 52 not 22.babe is for the younger ladies"

I'll let you off

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By *exygril2016Couple
over a year ago

Havant

I am 50 now so am i a granny now I live in Portsmouth down south mmmmmm

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"By my calculation would that mean you are looking for someone aged 73 or over ?

Grannies start at 32!

Yes but the Op is 41,,,,,,which by my calculation would require his Gwanny to be 73......

Sheeesh do I really need to explain everything......

aaah but... you're thinking that he wants someone who is old enough to be HIS Granny. Perhaps all OP really wants is a woman with frazzled hair, who smells of a mixture of lavender and wee, a bit deaf and will feed him Quality Street all day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am 50 now so am i a granny now I live in Portsmouth down south mmmmmm"

Man alive!!! That is one hell of a body you have there missus!!!

xxx

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