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"GrindnBump When I first saw your photos, my jaw did drop Hope you don't mind me saying, the lady is hot. I just cant keep my eyes off those corsets What a beautiful figure, and a cracking pair of tits " Ah WOW! Thank you so much beautiful Happy Valentine's Day - hope it's a good one | |||
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"Miss Honey Such a terrible tease Is a lady that lives with the bees This little beauty is very sweet, But she does have quite a naughty streak " whoever did this, thankyou. (Inbox me ) | |||
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"Pat Mustard Roses are red Violets are blue You are just gorgeous I really want you. Your cycling shorts are very teasing, Its you that I want to be pleasing " Roses are reddish, Violets are blueish, If it wasn't for Jesus We'd all be Jewish ? | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? " The latter | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? The latter " You lie like a cheap watch! | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? The latter You lie like a cheap watch! " If I agree, will it get you in my bed? | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? The latter You lie like a cheap watch! If I agree, will it get you in my bed? " Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer? | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? The latter You lie like a cheap watch! If I agree, will it get you in my bed? Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer? " Guess | |||
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"If I can just hijack this thread for a moment. I haven't had the time to write out individual Valentine's this year, so here's a little ditty I cobbled together, for one and for all... . . Calling all of you Fab Valentiners Ready your pricks and your hairy vaginas Today is the day for all hopeless romantics And yes, I know a vagina can't actually be hairy but that's purely semantics . . All you lonely guys sat chokin' the chicken And you lovely ladies who desperately need stickin' Send out some love. Send out a poem Tell that guy that you like that you just want to blow him . . Throw together a sonnet. Make up a song About bouncing about all night on his prong Make it fun and make it witty Why not invite someone round to come play with your kitty . . So take a peek in your inbox, you may get a surprise A message of love is the ultimate prize Open it up. Your feelings hard to control Only to be greeted by a guys hairy bumhole . . Oh well, better luck next year and all that Don't worry if you made yourself look like a bit of a twat So, whether you got struck by Cupid's arrow today Or just got metaphorically fucked in the arse with a marrow, I say... . . Happy Valentine's Day to you all " That's brilliant | |||
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" ErectJim You're my little awesome forum thread legend You're the best thing I ever did There's a stew in the oven, careful when you take off the lid Love always Your mum" | |||
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"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet? The latter You lie like a cheap watch! If I agree, will it get you in my bed? Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer? Guess " I'm not guessing, I'm hoping | |||
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" Kinky Bird Let me spread you out like a good book I’ve been dying to read. Let me open your legs wide and get lost in you, I want to discover all your secrets. I want to know all those little things you hide from the rest of the world, the things you’re too ashamed to share with another soul. I want to spend hours between your pages, hours memorizing the way your breath hitches as I slip my bookmark between your pages, the way your back arches when I turn the page. I want you to feel my passion as my fingers trail your words; my anxiety as we approach the climax of this spectacular work of art. I want to feel your body shudder as I reach the finale of the epic fairytale that is your body. and that is it I believe i have caught the ones that wished for one and heres yours leaning back slowly as we expose to grind allow me to take my place gripping those shoulders mounted across you lost within nyanza eyes see the vibrations with tension so tight stimulating darkened needs tongues dance perfectly never needing a lesson as soon as hungry mouths meet peaks press flesh now hardened in glide draped against your smooth bare chest hands grip neck tongue taking quick licks leashing moans pulled tight to stretch throbbing tip traces to spread two folds that flow with silk feel me lower to slide in linger gasps taken while you sink in grab that ass pulling to bury in every inch of greedy depth vein is bulging clenches felt pulsing to bring upon demons death catapult seeds fucking hell from me gifts flowing down your shaft..." Oh wow! | |||
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" Miss Honey Down in the South West The folk tell a tale Of a flirtatious Miss Who scores without fail Likes bees around nectar They flit and they fly Hoping that one day They might catch her eye Well versed in sweet words Her arse captivating She'll give them a wink And leave them all waiting Until a poor victim Strays too close to her claws They're instantly doomed She strikes without pause No poison no venom No grisly demise She leaves them all breathless And wide in the eyes Spent and exhausted Eyes glazed in bliss Yet still craving the Honey That comes from this Miss" | |||
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"Mr Potato Head They call him Mr potato head, The handsome man I want in my bed. I really want to squeeze his tush, I hope one day he'll make me gush " I'm not sure who you are, with your admiration from afar. Your litte poem has made me blush, You say you want me to make you gush. So stop the admiration from afar, And tell me who you are. | |||
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" Minxy Moo The curves that form those hips the Curves of those sensual lips The beauty that my mind so trips face Could launch a thousand ships Hair that shines and so allures from Your love I want no cures Willingly fall for all your lures of your body Please give the tour Eyes that satisfy me in a feast power that Fuels me into a beast? Bright with a slant from the East love me Marry me, touch me at least Legs that so thrill My eager mind you the treasured greatest find Wrap me up; my body please entwine? Our hearts Your body must bind Face that drives me deep into The lust to have you, love you, I simply must Beauty forever, you I simply trust yes Love you until we both are dust The curves that form those hips The curves of those sensual lips With your love I'll make no slips We love deeply into forever trips" more than a little speechless at this, thank you | |||
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" Lemon Squeeze Cake You warm me to the core How you moaned my name in ecstasy As I rubbed your clit through your jeans Sucking on your nipple and biting it with my teeth My lip tastes copper of blood a warm reminder Of your kiss and how you bite my lip Your cute lil tits how you love when I play with them As we kiss as we play together in this warm glow Warm blooded ecstasy As you bite my nipple still sore and aching for more Oh baby I'm hard and warm to the core Warm blooded creature of passion You said my name in ecstasy say again louder once more This lust of a game we play waiting for a date I can barely wait to have my way with you And again I'm flooded with thoughts of you That just warm me to the core." Well that's made my day, but reveal yourself oh poet! | |||
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"Ermmm... There seems to be some kind of mistake here." Pourquoi? | |||
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"OP - note of caution, if a single poster goes over 100 posts in one thread, it trips some switch and prevents you from posting anything, anywhere (having discovered this trap all by myself). Don;t post too much, but if it goes wrong smile nicely at Rugby. " Ahh I didn't know that Thank you there's not too many left so hopefully it wont go over | |||
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"There was a young fella named Joe Who one morning fancied a blow He likes it discreetly So smiled almost sweetly But that iworkout he still said no " | |||
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"There was a young fella named Joe Who one morning fancied a blow He likes it discreetly So smiled almost sweetly But that iworkout he still said no " Fna, fna | |||
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" RaspberrySmoothie You make me twitch when you post your teasing pic's Your geography may not me great so just bend over and feel your fate " | |||
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"Marc.Courtney Posts are few and far between On the forum barely seen Marc is truly an enigma But his wife has such charisma They’re properly a set of two So Happy Valentine’s to you." Oh! Lovely! We love that it's to both of us! Thank you! | |||
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"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these! ....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?! " What flavour are they? | |||
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" Lib I've told you briefly that I want you Seeing your pics sends shivers around my foo Alas, my advances have not been enough To make you want to taste my muff " | |||
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"Marc Hey Marc, you know it's really quite tragic That Courtney keeps you locked away in that attic I think she's frightened that if you ever got free That you might end up falling in love with me But our love you know she can never kill And if this poem doesn't freak you out, then nothing ever will! " I'm a bit freaked out now Only kidding. Thanks! | |||
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"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these! ....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?! What flavour are they? " Raspberry of course! | |||
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"Some beautiful poems and well done OP However, you can all go fuck yourselves " Roses are red So are your lips Peel off the wax And show us your nips | |||
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"Some beautiful poems and well done OP However, you can all go fuck yourselves Roses are red So are your lips Peel off the wax And show us your nips " Too little, too late | |||
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"Some beautiful poems and well done OP However, you can all go fuck yourselves Roses are red So are your lips Peel off the wax And show us your nips Too little, too late " | |||
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" La Fee Verte A willowy beauty catches my eye, Elegant, graceful she says she is quite shy. Her legs go on forever, oh to trail Fingertips over her thighs, those cute pierced nipple, but most mesmerizing are those eyes. Messages sent, long or short & sweet, one of these days we will bite the bullet and meet, it will happen of that I'm sure.. By the way I sleep on the left, and never ever snore" Wow, who wrote this , I want to know, So don't you hide, yourself, please show ... But what if I sleep left side too? I'd have to 'sleep' on top of you!! | |||
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"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these! ....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?! What flavour are they? Raspberry of course! " two will do it | |||
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"Marc.Courtney Posts are few and far between On the forum barely seen Marc is truly an enigma But his wife has such charisma They’re properly a set of two So Happy Valentine’s to you. Oh! Lovely! We love that it's to both of us! Thank you! " Oh! And if whoever wrote this could let us know, that would be nice, too | |||
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"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours " Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth | |||
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"Sicky burps really burn your throat Bet you still checked for your name though " Thanks for it | |||
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" Just Alabama My mind is full of heated thoughts of you... My soul burns with salacious needs for you. You are my girl, my lady and lover... In you my passions are rediscovered. Eyes that shimmer, Lips that taste like Heaven's found. Hands that wander in curious ways... Hands that stroke and hands that play. Such a playful and seductive smile... Excites my body and drives me wild. Lips are met with insatiable thirst... with a kiss at first. Outstretched arms slowly pull me down.. As open legs clasp quickly around. My desires are met by your need... Soft and wet merge with hardened intent... Bodies contort and shockwaves are sent. Two souls in motion in a blinding light.. One we will share for the rest of the night." Awww that's so lovely! Thank you to whoever you are, I have no idea who you are xx | |||
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"Sicky burps really burn your throat Bet you still checked for your name though Thanks for it" Not guilty this time | |||
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"Sicky burps really burn your throat Bet you still checked for your name though Thanks for it Not guilty this time" Ooooh interesting | |||
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"Sicky burps really burn your throat Bet you still checked for your name though Thanks for it Not guilty this time Ooooh interesting" Indeed | |||
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"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth " But you did write ours ?? | |||
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"Some beautiful poems and well done OP However, you can all go fuck yourselves " cock tattoos take fucking ages to do - hang on will you. | |||
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"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth But you did write ours ??" Yes | |||
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"FoxyMinx Who needs chocolates when your sweetness goes beyond my tongue, beyond my senses, into my memory, where it makes the taste of everything sweet seem sugar-free? Who needs flowers when I've got a field spreading from our love, filled with buds that don't die and don't need colorful petals to attract more than two, forever growing, with scent everlasting? Who needs gifts when everyday I get to unwrap true love covered in layers of this friendship, life's most valuable present you can receive many times but only keep once? Who needs Valentine's day when life itself, is for us, our hearts are always. " Thank you soo much for this, I will be keeping a copy, you have put a smile on face, whoever you are xxx | |||
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" EandVB I'd really like to feel you And hear your wit and geekery A fuck is long over due." A haiku for me? Be still my quivering heart. Smiling all day long | |||
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" Gonna cry into our glass of Asti Spumante " Yeah and me!! | |||
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