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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First of all Happy Valentine's Day

Here is where to find the poems, I'll post one poem per post, bear with me I'm on my phone

Here's one for you all from me while you wait

To you all

Without you all the forum wouldn't be the same,

Without the forum, fab would be pretty lame.

All the threads that have made me laugh

and the others that are sometimes naff.

When I'm away I miss the drama

I'm addicted, it must be karma.

Thank you for Thursdays' thigh pics,

And the ones on Tuesdays of your lovely tits.

Now there's nothing else for me to say,

So have yourself a very fab valentines day.

PS. Forum orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

GrindnBump

When I first saw your photos, my jaw did drop

Hope you don't mind me saying, the lady is hot.

I just cant keep my eyes off those corsets

What a beautiful figure, and a cracking pair of tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Honey

Such a terrible tease

Is a lady that lives with the bees

This little beauty is very sweet,

But she does have quite a naughty streak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SwingoftheKingers

Oh what a gorgeous gent,

I've found through the messages we've sent.

I'd love to spend an evening with you,

Some massage oil, a blindfold and a drink or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tushy Lover

Theres no denying he's a hottie

I just cant stop looking at this ripped totty

Those thighs make me weak at the knees

Can we arrange our first meet, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Potato Head

They call him Mr potato head,

The handsome man I want in my bed.

I really want to squeeze his tush,

I hope one day he'll make me gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GrindnBump

When I first saw your photos, my jaw did drop

Hope you don't mind me saying, the lady is hot.

I just cant keep my eyes off those corsets

What a beautiful figure, and a cracking pair of tits "

Ah WOW! Thank you so much beautiful

Happy Valentine's Day - hope it's a good one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There was a fair maiden called Heather

Whose labia were fashioned in leather.

She made a strange noise,

Which attracted the boys,

By flapping the edges together.

?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Miss Honey

Such a terrible tease

Is a lady that lives with the bees

This little beauty is very sweet,

But she does have quite a naughty streak "

whoever did this, thankyou.

(Inbox me )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pat Mustard

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You are just gorgeous

I really want you.

Your cycling shorts are very teasing,

Its you that I want to be pleasing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Raspberry Smoothie

Raspberry smoothie,

Such a sexy floozy,

Her nipples are like jellytots,

Filling my mind with filthy thoughts,

If I could lick her fanny with some cream,

It'd be my ultimate horny dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Anonymous*

Seeing as this day is about love I know this might sound strange. Even though I'm not speaking to you now, my love for you will never change.

I wanted to be a part of you, to be someone in your life, someone that you cared about not someone who caused you strife.

You accused me of a lot of things, most of them were not true. But I could tell by the way you acted it was really all about you.

You projected all your feelings onto me and that wasn't on. So I took some time to decide what to do and decided it was best that you were gone.

I'm glad I elevated you from the guilt of being tied to me and I'm happy not to play your game. I feel a bit sad, but mostly glad, and you don't feel no shame.

If I was a stronger person maybe I'd tell you so much more, but instead I just give up and let you walk on out my door.

I regret it a little but at the same time I feel free. And that's all I'm gonna do right now is make sure I look after me.

I like to think you cared for me, in the same way I cared for you. But love isn't real, love isn't fair, and for me it's never true.

I meant it when I said I love you, and I do love you still. But that doesn't mean you have to right to give me shit, and you never will.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pat Mustard

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You are just gorgeous

I really want you.

Your cycling shorts are very teasing,

Its you that I want to be pleasing "

Roses are reddish,

Violets are blueish,

If it wasn't for Jesus

We'd all be Jewish

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Olovingman

Thank you for my valentine

And I'm not shy to admit

I think you are a lovely guy

And you seem pretty fit

Even though your far away

It seems less than a mile

When you're in my inbox

And making me smile

Older men are lovely

That's very nice to see

So have a happy valentines

Especially from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

AmberBBW

Woken by birdsong, I watch you sleeping

As, through the curtains, dawn comes creeping

Your skin soft and warm I can’t help but caress you

As under the covers I stroke, squeeze and kiss you.

You stir from your slumber and I can’t help smiling

Your face is so tender, your eyes so beguiling

Your skin soft and warm I can’t help but caress you

As under the covers I stroke, squeeze and kiss you.

You’re wakening now, you stretch, breathing a sigh

I run my hand gently up the length of your thigh

Your skin soft and warm I can’t help but caress you

As under the covers I stroke, squeeze and kiss you.

I breathe on your shoulder as you kiss my cheek

We can do this without words, there’s no need to speak

Your skin soft and warm I can’t help but caress you

As under the covers I stroke, squeeze and kiss you.

Still moist from the pleasure of our passion last night

You know I will take you without pain or fight

Our skin soft and warm, we want to conjoin

Covers laid waste as we meet loin to loin

Your pace strong and steady you riding you with ease

As I hear you moan so softly, **** me, love, please

your arms ‘crossing my shoulders your legs around my waist

your hips rising to greet mine as I build my pace

Looking at me intently, pupils dilated

You’re ready to come, let us both be sated

Our skin soft and warm, we want to conjoin

Covers laid waste as we meet loin to loin

And then we are over, passion has claimed us

As we lay holding each other amid the dawn chorus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MerryTeaser

We've wanted each other from the start,

Why do we live so far apart?

That body, those eyes, the way you bite your lip,

It all drives me crazy, I want you on my lips.

Your coco oil, bath bombs and nail varnish,

Make me smile, oh please come here and give me a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Your Eyes Only

Rose really red

violets are blue

Loved that time you hand round my cock

I nearly came all over it to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MsValiant

I like the way you are dressed

The pretty blouse across your breast

The scarlet skirt down to your knees

You obviously have set out to please

Now we are in a private place

It may be time for an embrace

So we can be intimate and close

We should discard some of our clothes

First we take off blouse, bra and shirt

Buttons loosened in concert

Breasts and chest now revealed

Why is such beauty concealed

Face and chest wet with kissing

Rounded breasts really glisten

Passions rise and hands wander

Kissing lasts a little longer

Flies unzipped and skirt undone

Preparing for a night of fun.

Both now naked, bodies admired

Into bed though we're not tired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LilMiss75

would you be my valentine

I could be yours.

Would you be mine.

Light my candles.

Drink a glass of wine.

Talk to my soul.

Feeling so divine.

You are so very special.

Would you be me valentine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Melt My Chocolate

You seem a nice guy, We had a fun time

But i haven't heard, From you in a while

.

This is my plea, Or maybe request

That you get in touch, I don't wanna be a pest

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Get into my heart, And also my head

Or failing that just Get into my bed

.

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hanky Panky

Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind

So says Madonna with our pink lady on her mind

My fab friend has got it all

A real filthy minx

A true star of the club scene

You know its her by the pinks

So I raise a glass and a mug

To my gorgeous girl Hanky

But lock up your fellas

'Cos they love team Manky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TheHatter

I want a snuggle and Stitch wants one too.

So bring me a book - and make me a brew.

And we'll see what we can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli

A haiku for my girl crush

seemed necessary.

Bright, sexy, witty, gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

RoxiAnne

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Please get in your body stocking

And I will share a glass of wine with you too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sarah_11

You're amazingly sexy and horny to boot

You look great dressed or undressed

Thanks for a great night

It was simply the best

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

RaspberrySmoothie

Raspberries are red

Violets are blue

I want to bend you over my bed

And slowly slide my cock deep in to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww lovely stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MissHottieBottie

I wish you were my valentine

Or knew that I wanted you to be

I wish I wasn't so alone

Or that you would finally see me

I wish I could hold you close

Or whisper in your ear

I wish that I could tell you

How much I really care

I wish you were my valentine

Or even just my friend

I wish you knew who I was

Or loved me until the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Howard1978

You know i'm deep

And maybe true

I'd just like to say

I miss talking to you

About anything, hope you're ok

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanton Strumpet

My Valentine

Dear sweetheart

I watched you

Walk your stride

Is perfect

I seen your beauty

It's truly beautiful

I seen you every day

As I take your hands

And kiss you slowly

I've dreamed about

Holding you

As it's Valentine's day

I love you forever

Oh please be my valentine

Because forever I shall

Always cherish and love you

Forever in my heart together

We share a magical bond

Of true love and happiness

Oh baby I love you forever

I truly do my valentine.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I'm crap at poems

Show us your tits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just Alabama

My mind is full of heated thoughts of you...

My soul burns with salacious needs for you.

You are my girl, my lady and lover...

In you my passions are rediscovered.

Eyes that shimmer, Lips that taste like Heaven's found.

Hands that wander in curious ways...

Hands that stroke and hands that play.

Such a playful and seductive smile...

Excites my body and drives me wild.

Lips are met with insatiable thirst...

with a kiss at first.

Outstretched arms slowly pull me down..

As open legs clasp quickly around.

My desires are met by your need...

Soft and wet merge with hardened intent...

Bodies contort and shockwaves are sent.

Two souls in motion in a blinding light..

One we will share for the rest of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Horny_Medic

We've been friends a very long time

I miss you cock and your smile

I know you're busy and that's ok

Just wanted to write you something even though i've nothing much to say

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wyldstyle

in need of your loving touch right now

leaves me shaking, I can’t help myself

it arouses my hunger when you look so delicious

ripping off clothes until we’re both naked

push you in to feel your chest against mine

giving kisses to your lips, so soft, wet and sticky

absorbing the heat off your skin

from the inside out

the sexual possession

moving your body in any direction

holy or unholy, its only sex to me

it feels so much more passionate with you

like I can’t get enough, because it’s never enough

spiritual forces from our core are tingling

this is the only thing I want

always want to be inside you

you have all the ways that drive me crazy

keeping me hard and deep between

feeling your gush of wet against my thrust

as your nails dig into my back

this ecstasy redeems our immoral act

in you, I want to lose myself in you

tame and elegant, little bit kinky or downright dirty

I’m seeking whatever you desire

so let’s take this day to explore each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SweetChef

Thanks for the memories

They're just fine

Hope to see you around

As mates, some time

Happy Valentines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MerryTeaser

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We've come a long way

In the last year me and you

The distance between us

It gets me quite vexed

So come over here

And we can have lots of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some beautiful poems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blue Eyed Girl

Eyes of Blue and hair of gold

A smile that promises pleasures untold

A bite of the lip and a tilt of the head

A soft warm kiss as we tumble to bed

An eager tongue and breath so hot

A moan and a sigh when I touch that spot

Skin on skin we move together

Senses heightened wish it could be forever

After we lay and spoon and chat

Comfortable and warm and it dawns that

At this point in time and in this place here

I know heaven is real as long as you're near.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bladey

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You noticed i was feeling down

And then you offered to

Take me out, Make me smile

Feed my face, With grace and style

Roses are yellow

But then again

So is the sun

And an egg yolk from a hen

I'm rubbish at this stuff, As you can plainly see

But thank you very much, For being considerate to me

I'd like for you to be happy

And find someone who makes you see

That this world is a loving place

And we don't need an alternate reality

Not sure if this world is broken

Sometimes it seems it can be

But so long as you can still give love

Then everything is not as bad as it seems

So have a happy valentines

I'm sure that you deserve it

And if you ever want another steak

Then i will surely serve it*

*disclaimer, might be rubbery or poorly cooked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enigmatic1

shes a bad kitty

a danger to your health.

When the sun goes down,

her animal kicks in.

She prowls the night

looking for sin.

She'll purr in your ear

make you shiver in fear

look into her eyes and

lust will appear.

Rub her body

touch her thighs

you'll soon be thinking

she's your perfect prize.

looking so sweet.

Once you know what

shes into, your so gonna

wanna sin.

You'll be teased

and taunted, while

she gives a show

Sitting on my lap

I'll tease your body,

feeling this body up and

making this kitty go naughty

purring with delight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MrsMac

Lust is mostly for

the young and beautiful,

but Love is for the older

and the wise.

Love sparks in a heart

that's warm and selfless,

while Lust sparks most oft

between the thighs.

So easily we mistake

one for the other.

It's an issue we must learn

to rise above.

Sometimes it's hard to Love

the one we Lust for,

but it's so natural to Lust

for whom we Love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Charliesangel

Roses are Red

You seem really sweet,

Next time you're in England,

Let's organise a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dee Viante

"Cupid is a wanker " But cupid never forgets

I miss you

The cuddles

The kisses

having someone who cared for me

I wish I could cuddle with you again

Just hold you, or lie in bed together

I know you need it now

Just like I did then

So come darling

Leave your troubles behind and embrace me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

"

The latter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Strawberry Pop

01 be my valentine.

why?

because you are the song of my heart.

that bring music to my life.

02. be my valentine

why ?

because you are beautiful

within your soul.

you bring peace to my life

an bring joy hope in my life.

03. be my valentine

why?

you are the corner stone

in my life.

you are the angel of my heart.

you are the sun an the rain and

sun rise an the sun set in my life.

04. be my valentine

because i love you so dear an warm .

an lost with out you in life.

you mine the whole world to me my love.

you true gift in my life from the heaven above.

so lets walk these road be my valentine for life.

let grow old in life together.

because you are my valentine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sunrise Lover

Handcuffs, whips, and chains,

Our clothes thrown everywhere,

I hear you yelling faster faster,

Your hands scratching all down my back and you know that there's nothing like it in the world.

I like it when it starts in the shower,

Feeling your naked body against mine,

And when we just lay there in bed, teasing each other,

You know I love it when you get to be a naughty girl.

I will be working on my story,

Biting my lip trying to figure out where to go,

You come sneaking up and whisper real low,

What you really need is some fun time with me,

And you know there's nothing like it in the world,

It might be your hair done and make up,

But when I grab your butt,

you know your going to be a naughty girl.

screaming for more

just the way i like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Buff Orpington

I never thought a sexy ginge

Would have me twinging at the minge

He manages it and makes me giggle

Which in turn makes my boobs jiggle

Sci fi chats and silly jokes

Orgasms his cock provokes

Setting all the world to rights

In between carnal delights

Easy going. Never far

Just don’t spill coffee in his car!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

The latter "

You lie like a cheap watch!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im about to start work but I want to go throw this just to see if my name pops up.

1 can Onley hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TheHatter

How doth TheHatter found on here,

Improve his shining hair,

And pour the waters of the Nile

On golden locks with flair!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,

How neatly springs his pole,

And welcomes fab’s sweet lady who,

Presents her smiling hole!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

The latter

You lie like a cheap watch! "

If I agree, will it get you in my bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tink

Tink you look gorgeous,

You bring sparkle to my life

I'd love filthy sex with you

I'm not looking for a wife.

I’m just another man

who adores looking at you.

I’ve Fabbed your pictures,

How many? One or two.

To get your attention,

is an impossible task.

So here’s my opportunity,

for this Mr to ask.

A beautiful woman needs to hear the classic line

Will you be my valentine?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

These are brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Honey

Down in the South West

The folk tell a tale

Of a flirtatious Miss

Who scores without fail

Likes bees around nectar

They flit and they fly

Hoping that one day

They might catch her eye

Well versed in sweet words

Her arse captivating

She'll give them a wink

And leave them all waiting

Until a poor victim

Strays too close to her claws

They're instantly doomed

She strikes without pause

No poison no venom

No grisly demise

She leaves them all breathless

And wide in the eyes

Spent and exhausted

Eyes glazed in bliss

Yet still craving the Honey

That comes from this Miss

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

The latter

You lie like a cheap watch!

If I agree, will it get you in my bed? "

Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ErectJim

You're my little awesome forum thread legend

You're the best thing I ever did

There's a stew in the oven, careful when you take off the lid

Love always

Your mum

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

If I can just hijack this thread for a moment. I haven't had the time to write out individual Valentine's this year, so here's a little ditty I cobbled together, for one and for all...

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Calling all of you Fab Valentiners

Ready your pricks and your hairy vaginas

Today is the day for all hopeless romantics

And yes, I know a vagina can't actually be hairy but that's purely semantics

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All you lonely guys sat chokin' the chicken

And you lovely ladies who desperately need stickin'

Send out some love. Send out a poem

Tell that guy that you like that you just want to blow him

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Throw together a sonnet. Make up a song

About bouncing about all night on his prong

Make it fun and make it witty

Why not invite someone round to come play with your kitty

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So take a peek in your inbox, you may get a surprise

A message of love is the ultimate prize

Open it up. Your feelings hard to control

Only to be greeted by a guys hairy bumhole

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Oh well, better luck next year and all that

Don't worry if you made yourself look like a bit of a twat

So, whether you got struck by Cupid's arrow today

Or just got metaphorically fucked in the arse with a marrow, I say...

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Happy Valentine's Day to you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

The latter

You lie like a cheap watch!

If I agree, will it get you in my bed?

Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer? "

Guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I can just hijack this thread for a moment. I haven't had the time to write out individual Valentine's this year, so here's a little ditty I cobbled together, for one and for all...

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Calling all of you Fab Valentiners

Ready your pricks and your hairy vaginas

Today is the day for all hopeless romantics

And yes, I know a vagina can't actually be hairy but that's purely semantics

.

.

All you lonely guys sat chokin' the chicken

And you lovely ladies who desperately need stickin'

Send out some love. Send out a poem

Tell that guy that you like that you just want to blow him

.

.

Throw together a sonnet. Make up a song

About bouncing about all night on his prong

Make it fun and make it witty

Why not invite someone round to come play with your kitty

.

.

So take a peek in your inbox, you may get a surprise

A message of love is the ultimate prize

Open it up. Your feelings hard to control

Only to be greeted by a guys hairy bumhole

.

.

Oh well, better luck next year and all that

Don't worry if you made yourself look like a bit of a twat

So, whether you got struck by Cupid's arrow today

Or just got metaphorically fucked in the arse with a marrow, I say...

.

.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all "

That's brilliant

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My word you've been busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ThingTwo

Always uploading photos & causing a to-do, makes my minge pulse does that nawty Thing 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ErectJim

You're my little awesome forum thread legend

You're the best thing I ever did

There's a stew in the oven, careful when you take off the lid

Love always

Your mum"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have you been storing these up or are you the world's fastest performance poet?

The latter

You lie like a cheap watch!

If I agree, will it get you in my bed?

Is that a Cretan Paradox or a firm offer?

Guess "

I'm not guessing, I'm hoping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinky Bird

Let me spread you out like a good book I’ve been dying to read.

Let me open your legs wide and get lost in you, I want to discover all your secrets.

I want to know all those little things you hide from the rest of the world,

the things you’re too ashamed to share with another soul.

I want to spend hours between your pages,

hours memorizing the way your breath hitches as I slip my bookmark between your pages,

the way your back arches when I turn the page.

I want you to feel my passion as my fingers trail your words;

my anxiety as we approach the climax of this spectacular work of art.

I want to feel your body shudder as I reach the finale of the epic fairytale that is your body.

and that is it

I believe i have caught the ones that wished for one

and heres yours

leaning back slowly

as we expose to grind

allow me to take my place

gripping those shoulders

mounted across you

lost within nyanza eyes

see the vibrations

with tension so tight

stimulating darkened needs

tongues dance perfectly

never needing a lesson

as soon as hungry mouths meet

peaks press flesh

now hardened in glide

draped against your smooth bare chest

hands grip neck

tongue taking quick licks

leashing moans pulled tight to stretch

throbbing tip

traces to spread

two folds that flow with silk

feel me lower

to slide in linger

gasps taken while you sink in

grab that ass

pulling to bury

in every inch of greedy depth

vein is bulging

clenches felt pulsing

to bring upon demons death

catapult seeds

fucking hell from me

gifts flowing down your shaft...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Raspberry Smoothie

Oh when will me meet,

we say we will,

It would be be full of treats

And of course the odd thrill

So look in your diary and lets get it done,

For laughs and giggles

And of course a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Hatter

When we meet it will be a long awaited hug that will see where we go, a kiss would be perfect, but perhaps a tad too much so, or maybe a slightly awkward check of chemistry as if we can sense it from a hello or some other greeted tensity.

i will trace my name on your skin with my tongue, leaving an impression of myself that will disappear once you do.

i think when we do come together we might not; your mind may be wandering. i may not be there also, instead i will be thinking of new fucks to come and if we can repeat this one.

we can make it simple and fuck until we can not and no longer want to.

i think i crave you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

danjdan

You're sexy as fuck and got everything in kilters

But stop telling people you got round my age filters haha

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

n.wales.lad

Known you so long now not sure what to say

But when you lick your cum up for me it makes my day

Happy Valentines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Kinky Bird

Let me spread you out like a good book I’ve been dying to read.

Let me open your legs wide and get lost in you, I want to discover all your secrets.

I want to know all those little things you hide from the rest of the world,

the things you’re too ashamed to share with another soul.

I want to spend hours between your pages,

hours memorizing the way your breath hitches as I slip my bookmark between your pages,

the way your back arches when I turn the page.

I want you to feel my passion as my fingers trail your words;

my anxiety as we approach the climax of this spectacular work of art.

I want to feel your body shudder as I reach the finale of the epic fairytale that is your body.

and that is it

I believe i have caught the ones that wished for one

and heres yours

leaning back slowly

as we expose to grind

allow me to take my place

gripping those shoulders

mounted across you

lost within nyanza eyes

see the vibrations

with tension so tight

stimulating darkened needs

tongues dance perfectly

never needing a lesson

as soon as hungry mouths meet

peaks press flesh

now hardened in glide

draped against your smooth bare chest

hands grip neck

tongue taking quick licks

leashing moans pulled tight to stretch

throbbing tip

traces to spread

two folds that flow with silk

feel me lower

to slide in linger

gasps taken while you sink in

grab that ass

pulling to bury

in every inch of greedy depth

vein is bulging

clenches felt pulsing

to bring upon demons death

catapult seeds

fucking hell from me

gifts flowing down your shaft..."

Oh wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

leedsbig9in

I think you're cute

And i got the notion

You really like me

From your devotion

Would just like to say

On this forum thread

That I would enjoy

Having you in my bed

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr PP

So my geography isn't the best

But I like you a lot, I must confess

Those tattoos, malteasers and abs,

And that bum I just cant help but fab.

Your pictures tease and excite me

Get down here & put me over your knee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

La Fee Verte

A willowy beauty catches my eye,

Elegant, graceful she says she is quite shy.

Her legs go on forever, oh to trail Fingertips over her thighs, those cute pierced nipple, but most mesmerizing are those eyes.

Messages sent, long or short & sweet, one of these days we will bite the bullet and meet, it will happen of that I'm sure.. By the way I sleep on the left, and never ever snore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Minxy Moo

The curves that form those hips the

Curves of those sensual lips

The beauty that my mind so trips face

Could launch a thousand ships

Hair that shines and so allures from

Your love I want no cures

Willingly fall for all your lures of your body

Please give the tour

Eyes that satisfy me in a feast power that

Fuels me into a beast?

Bright with a slant from the East love me

Marry me, touch me at least Legs that so thrill

My eager mind you the treasured greatest find

Wrap me up; my body please entwine? Our hearts

Your body must bind Face that drives me deep into

The lust to have you, love you,

I simply must Beauty forever, you I simply trust yes

Love you until we both are dust

The curves that form those hips

The curves of those sensual lips

With your love I'll make no slips

We love deeply into forever trips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ThingTwo

He picked up the hook,

and I felt something new.

One thing. And I call it the fun with Thing Two.

This Thing may just spank you,

He wants to have fun.

Then, slide in your box

came Thing Two (and this one!)

And he gets there on time,

He says, 'how do you do?

Would you hand me your knickers right now?

I’m Thing Two’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yvaine

This bondage I feel with my body, the relationships, my birth, my right,

Has no meaning when you are by my side,

The translucent light in your eyes brings me into a time,

Of the many births I have taken to find myself in your arms,

Today is such a day and as time stands still,

I will glow in your skin,

Your sweet smelling breath pours life into me,

Our souls meet through our bodies, so we can dance this song of love,

As I draw you in, then it begins I could hear it silently whispering,

This is her.

And then I feel eternity within me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FoxyMinx

Who needs chocolates

when your sweetness goes beyond my tongue,

beyond my senses,

into my memory,

where it makes the taste

of everything sweet

seem sugar-free?

Who needs flowers

when I've got a field spreading from our love,

filled with buds that don't die

and don't need colorful petals

to attract more than two,

forever growing,

with scent everlasting?

Who needs gifts

when everyday I get to

unwrap true love

covered in layers

of this friendship,

life's most valuable present

you can receive many times

but only keep once?

Who needs Valentine's day

when life itself,

is for us,

our hearts are always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss_Geordie

I don't care about the flowers.

I don't want the chocolates.

Don't need a fancy dinner, or expensive jewelry.

Your money.

Your beauty.

That's not what I fell in love with.

I fell in love with the way you make me laugh.

I fell in love with the way you look at me

like I'm the most beautiful man you've ever seen.

I fell in love with the way you love me

through all the dark days, arguments and time spent apart.

Your heart.

Your body.

Your soul.

That's what today should be about.

If I could just be face to face with you, just for a moment,

to tell you that I love you.

That would be enough.

Even if you didn't say it back.

Even if tomorrow you didn't come back.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


" Miss Honey

Down in the South West

The folk tell a tale

Of a flirtatious Miss

Who scores without fail

Likes bees around nectar

They flit and they fly

Hoping that one day

They might catch her eye

Well versed in sweet words

Her arse captivating

She'll give them a wink

And leave them all waiting

Until a poor victim

Strays too close to her claws

They're instantly doomed

She strikes without pause

No poison no venom

No grisly demise

She leaves them all breathless

And wide in the eyes

Spent and exhausted

Eyes glazed in bliss

Yet still craving the Honey

That comes from this Miss"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

QueenofTease

What is a woman ?

Although I'm a fan.

I can't understand them,

'Cos I'm just a man.

They're soft and so cuddly,

When in a good mood.

But just a day later,

Are sad and subdued.

They can be so fiery,

If you're out of luck.

The only defence,

Is to learn how to duck !

But what can us men do........????

When they act so demure.

With their charming sweet smiles,

Fascinating allure.

I'll never understand them,

Try as hard as I can.

For with all things considered,

I'm only a man thats created this lovely valentine just for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Anonymous*

You may think no-one notices

But honestly they do

Keep doing what you’re doing

It’ll happen just for you

All you need is patience

And don’t let it make you grumpy

Once your lamp-post’s pissed on

Then they’ll all want rumpy pumpy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

RoxiAnne

In an ice bar in London

Lives a lady of many skills

Rocking a cheerleader kit

Soap suds or killer heels

Unafraid to show her onesie

Or pop out a a boob pic

I often look at her great bod

And give my screen a lick

A hottie from the forums

With an attitude that's sweet

If I'm ever super lucky

Maybe we will get to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Potato Head

They call him Mr potato head,

The handsome man I want in my bed.

I really want to squeeze his tush,

I hope one day he'll make me gush "

I'm not sure who you are,

with your admiration from afar.

Your litte poem has made me blush,

You say you want me to make you gush.

So stop the admiration from afar,

And tell me who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RaspberrySmoothie

You make me twitch

when you post your teasing pic's

Your geography may not me great

so just bend over and feel your fate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ligeia

Your hair is so nice,

Your words are tremendous,

Fuck me - with Lib too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marc.Courtney

Posts are few and far between

On the forum barely seen

Marc is truly an enigma

But his wife has such charisma

They’re properly a set of two

So Happy Valentine’s to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princess Peach

How bright is the lone desert tonight?

I’m at my store to catch a sight,

Hot and cold fantasy there upright

I’ve never been in such hungry delight.

I walk the Cuban café with blues

Eyes on albums and letters on glues,

Your bits rushing my lips like juice

When my brain pass me your clues.

I have not seen you in a while for now

But the sturdy and shy love you sow,

Far into a fierce gone hair on blow

Has set my calm waves on crossbow.

Reasons beyond seasons and time

Giving myself to your heart not dime

The world has shrugged to your chime,

I've finally found my home, Oh Valentine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sinning Angel

How did we both know

All those years ago

That we were meant to be?

That you were meant for me

And I for you?

In all of space and time

That chance should make you mine

And you, would make me shine

Fate's arrow travelled true.

My glass of sparkling wine

My shock of coral vine

The one in whom the fates combine

My only Valentine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Minxy Moo

The curves that form those hips the

Curves of those sensual lips

The beauty that my mind so trips face

Could launch a thousand ships

Hair that shines and so allures from

Your love I want no cures

Willingly fall for all your lures of your body

Please give the tour

Eyes that satisfy me in a feast power that

Fuels me into a beast?

Bright with a slant from the East love me

Marry me, touch me at least Legs that so thrill

My eager mind you the treasured greatest find

Wrap me up; my body please entwine? Our hearts

Your body must bind Face that drives me deep into

The lust to have you, love you,

I simply must Beauty forever, you I simply trust yes

Love you until we both are dust

The curves that form those hips

The curves of those sensual lips

With your love I'll make no slips

We love deeply into forever trips"

more than a little speechless at this, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

RoughandSmooth

You're hot, you're funny and you're sweet,

My mind keeps running back to our first meet,

The distance really does get me down,

But when I'm with you its hard to frown.

Your beard, those gentle eyes,

Your soft lips all leave me mesmorised.

So, will you be my fabentine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy Sunflower

We are dreamers, in a labyrinth of time and age,

who found each other with words engaged.

In the simple truths of simple words

I dream of living a life unstirred.

A life of love and dreams come true,

a life with no one else but you.

Be my valentine for ever more,

until death comes knocking at my door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lemon Squeeze Cake

You warm me to the core

How you moaned my name in ecstasy

As I rubbed your clit through your jeans

Sucking on your nipple and biting it with my teeth

My lip tastes copper of blood a warm reminder

Of your kiss and how you bite my lip

Your cute lil tits how you love when I play with them

As we kiss as we play together in this warm glow

Warm blooded ecstasy

As you bite my nipple still sore and aching for more

Oh baby I'm hard and warm to the core

Warm blooded creature of passion

You said my name in ecstasy

say again louder once more

This lust of a game we play waiting for a date

I can barely wait to have my way with you

And again I'm flooded with thoughts of you

That just warm me to the core.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lush Jackie

Why spend Valentine's Day

with bitterness? In your heart

there is a yearning. For love

grows deeper when suppressed. In your mind

being rational makes you sane

but afraid. For love

lingers if left unnoticed.

Spend today with laughter.

Spend today with glee.

Don't suppress that feeling.

Don't suppress that love.

Even if just for today,

give in. Fall completely.

Remind yourself. You are loved

even if just for today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tushy Lover

Roses are red

My lips are too

And I want them

All over you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ThingTwo

There once was a man called ThingTwo

Who'd do 'owt for a back scratch from you.

So sharpen those nails, and leave your red trails,

And wait for a shudder or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lemon Squeeze Cake

You warm me to the core

How you moaned my name in ecstasy

As I rubbed your clit through your jeans

Sucking on your nipple and biting it with my teeth

My lip tastes copper of blood a warm reminder

Of your kiss and how you bite my lip

Your cute lil tits how you love when I play with them

As we kiss as we play together in this warm glow

Warm blooded ecstasy

As you bite my nipple still sore and aching for more

Oh baby I'm hard and warm to the core

Warm blooded creature of passion

You said my name in ecstasy

say again louder once more

This lust of a game we play waiting for a date

I can barely wait to have my way with you

And again I'm flooded with thoughts of you

That just warm me to the core."

Well that's made my day, but reveal yourself oh poet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ligeia

Naughty Miss Ligeia

She works in the office

And never gets anything done

Terrible thing

She doesn’t wear panties

And keeps opening her legs for fun

Naughty Miss Ligeia

She likes to bend over

And show me her **** shaved clean

Terrible girl

She likes me to **** her

On top of the copy machine

Dirty Miss Ligeia

She’ll open the curtains

And spread her legs wide for the sun

Catching his daily breath

The poor window washer

Suspended and stunned

Nasty Miss Ligeia

She’ll call someone for me

Then disappear under my desk

Taking my cock

And sucking it slowly

While I try to be at my best

Nasty Miss Ligeia

She drains me completely

And then always leaves me unzipped

She’ll go out for coffee

While licking my **** from her lips

But I know that shes still mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cute & Sassy

I lay my hands upon your breasts,

and tap into your soul,

I run my lips across your neck,

and lust slowly takes it toll,

I give you a taste,

of what is so close and near,

I quickly pull away,

and lick you with no fear,

I start to hear your moans and cries,

as I go faster and faster in,

I swirl my tongue around your thighs,

and taste your sweet, cold creme.

I rub my face against your skin,

and you loudly scream for more,

I tie you down with ropes and chains,

so tight and yet so smooth,

I push my tongue into your cl it,

I just love the way you move,

The sweet scent of ****,

in darkness and in light,

I nibble on your nipples,

and you **** with no fight,

But wait,

I'm not done with you,

Lets go for it again,

again I make love to you,

as you beg me to never end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Liam

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You hate Valentines

But I still want you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Faerie Queen

It is you that makes me do naughty things

Tie my hands up in black leather strings

You leave your hand prints across my arse

With you I do things that I regret

Your kisses leave whispers upon my lips

Your poison flows through to my finger tips

The crack of your whip sends chills up my spine

I can’t believe that you are not mine

You bite my neck and suck the blood

Naughty sensations consume me like a flood

You fit perfectly on top as if I were made for you

With you near my wildest dreams have come true

You grind and moan and talk to me dirty

You tell me that you like it when your all flirty

Naughty sensations fill my mind

Naughty sensations with you can I find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm... There seems to be some kind of mistake here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy Little Fuck Toy

It was just supposed to be a kiss

We weren't supposed to go this far

We were goodbying behind her front door

till my hand grazed her well rounded ass.

I couldn't resist burying my breath in her neck

while pecking the scent of her olive flesh

Suddenly, like gravity, she began lowering me

till my lips could touch her knee

Each part of her tasted like my favorite sweet

While I continued to rise in my exploration,

she turned and lifted her short, pleated skirt

looking straight into the cheeks my hands once grazed

Kissing them, nibbling them, my tongue began to flirt

Licking the dryness of her hungry, forbidden place

I slowly slipped into her warm, inviting door

as she leaned down, her whole world consumed my face

Then, she pressed against me, wanting more

Exploring anxiously from the now moist opening,

through wet crevices to a firm, peaking clit

Sucking, licking, as the moisture began flowing

After the first sip, I couldn't get enough of it

Her body quivered as she pressed into me harder

and my tongue was swimming deep inside her

Cupping her river as she moaned with pleasure

I wanted this kiss to last forever

When we finally paused and were basking in the glow,

I knew there was no way I was going home.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ermmm... There seems to be some kind of mistake here."

Pourquoi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TheHatter

There was a young man named Hatter,

Whose prowess shan't be this limerick's matter,

Instead we'll tea,

In celebration of he

And all the women he does so flatter.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

OP - note of caution, if a single poster goes over 100 posts in one thread, it trips some switch and prevents you from posting anything, anywhere (having discovered this trap all by myself).

Don;t post too much, but if it goes wrong smile nicely at Rugby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Raspberry Smoothie

To the North is a girl of captivating look

Sexy and Welsh, I'm on her hook

She caught my eye right from the start

The distance is the hardest part

I want to feel her lips on mine

To run my hand along her spine

To hold her close and feel her pressed

To very slowly get her undressed

To explore with tongue, finger and lips

To feel the heat between her hips

Her skin like fire next to mine

To drink her like the finest wine

Raspberry lips and enticing eyes

How I long to hear contented sighs

As we lay with her head on my chest

Catching our breath for a brief rest.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or get someone else to keep posting the poems for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - note of caution, if a single poster goes over 100 posts in one thread, it trips some switch and prevents you from posting anything, anywhere (having discovered this trap all by myself).

Don;t post too much, but if it goes wrong smile nicely at Rugby.

"

Ahh I didn't know that

Thank you there's not too many left so hopefully it wont go over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm bending my Fab straight rule imagining myself with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lib

I've told you briefly that I want you

Seeing your pics sends shivers around my foo

Alas, my advances have not been enough

To make you want to taste my muff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

EandVB

I'd really like to feel you

And hear your wit and geekery

A fuck is long over due.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Marc

Hey Marc, you know it's really quite tragic

That Courtney keeps you locked away in that attic

I think she's frightened that if you ever got free

That you might end up falling in love with me

But our love you know she can never kill

And if this poem doesn't freak you out, then nothing ever will!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your Eyes Only

Roses are red

Coal is black

I have hair on the chest

And also my back,

It's fun to stroke and grab and twirl,

You never know you may like it,

So give it a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young fella named Joe

Who one morning fancied a blow

He likes it discreetly

So smiled almost sweetly

But that iworkout he still said no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli

It's been a delight meeting you in the lounge

I do so admire the cut of your jib

Not to mention your splendid quim

That makes my cock rather big

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a young fella named Joe

Who one morning fancied a blow

He likes it discreetly

So smiled almost sweetly

But that iworkout he still said no "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Perdita

I think you're incredibly sexy

But I'm not sure you know I exist

I don't mind, it's okay

I'll keep on looking at your profile

And carry on pervin' away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Raspberry Smoothie

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God help you poor pussy,

If my cock enters you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok that's all of them im off to find lots of tea.

If I've missed any let me know and I'll sort it.

And if anyone wants to add any send me them and I'll post them in a bit

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"There was a young fella named Joe

Who one morning fancied a blow

He likes it discreetly

So smiled almost sweetly

But that iworkout he still said no

"

Fna, fna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" RaspberrySmoothie

You make me twitch

when you post your teasing pic's

Your geography may not me great

so just bend over and feel your fate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these!

....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marc.Courtney

Posts are few and far between

On the forum barely seen

Marc is truly an enigma

But his wife has such charisma

They’re properly a set of two

So Happy Valentine’s to you."

Oh! Lovely! We love that it's to both of us!

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these!

....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?! "

What flavour are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lib

I've told you briefly that I want you

Seeing your pics sends shivers around my foo

Alas, my advances have not been enough

To make you want to taste my muff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marc

Hey Marc, you know it's really quite tragic

That Courtney keeps you locked away in that attic

I think she's frightened that if you ever got free

That you might end up falling in love with me

But our love you know she can never kill

And if this poem doesn't freak you out, then nothing ever will!

"

I'm a bit freaked out now

Only kidding. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some beautiful poems and well done OP

However, you can all go fuck yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these!

....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?!

What flavour are they? "

Raspberry of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, turns out I've been living in a cave and had no clue about this until now .

Thank you for the two beautiful poems Anonymous 1 and Anonymous 2

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Some beautiful poems and well done OP

However, you can all go fuck yourselves "

Roses are red

So are your lips

Peel off the wax

And show us your nips

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I wear knickers whenever I'm in public (apart from one memorable recentish incident), don't work in an office and have only flashed a window cleaner once (and that was totally accidental) but other than that thank you for that one, whoever you are. As for trying to pimp me out in a Valentine's threesome, well, I have been so inclined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some beautiful poems and well done OP

However, you can all go fuck yourselves

Roses are red

So are your lips

Peel off the wax

And show us your nips "

Too little, too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all the poets who wrote their verses

Your talents are much appreciated

And even if they fall on stony ground

The effort wasn't wasted.

Because now Miss RS has posted them

For all the world to see

So they might laugh, or smile, or sigh

Saying 'I wish one was sent to me!'

Thanks for making me smile

Happy Valentine's Day

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Some beautiful poems and well done OP

However, you can all go fuck yourselves

Roses are red

So are your lips

Peel off the wax

And show us your nips

Too little, too late "

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


" La Fee Verte

A willowy beauty catches my eye,

Elegant, graceful she says she is quite shy.

Her legs go on forever, oh to trail Fingertips over her thighs, those cute pierced nipple, but most mesmerizing are those eyes.

Messages sent, long or short & sweet, one of these days we will bite the bullet and meet, it will happen of that I'm sure.. By the way I sleep on the left, and never ever snore"

Wow, who wrote this , I want to know,

So don't you hide, yourself, please show ...

But what if I sleep left side too?

I'd have to 'sleep' on top of you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gah i must be hormonal as i got a bit emotional! Thank you!

And thank you OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sicky burps really burn your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done OP you did a smashing job posting all these!

....now, how many heart cupcakes will it take to bribe you into telling me who wrote the poem for me?!

What flavour are they?

Raspberry of course! "

two will do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sicky burps really burn your throat"

Bet you still checked for your name though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marc.Courtney

Posts are few and far between

On the forum barely seen

Marc is truly an enigma

But his wife has such charisma

They’re properly a set of two

So Happy Valentine’s to you.

Oh! Lovely! We love that it's to both of us!

Thank you! "

Oh! And if whoever wrote this could let us know, that would be nice, too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours

"

Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sicky burps really burn your throat

Bet you still checked for your name though "

Thanks for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Just Alabama

My mind is full of heated thoughts of you...

My soul burns with salacious needs for you.

You are my girl, my lady and lover...

In you my passions are rediscovered.

Eyes that shimmer, Lips that taste like Heaven's found.

Hands that wander in curious ways...

Hands that stroke and hands that play.

Such a playful and seductive smile...

Excites my body and drives me wild.

Lips are met with insatiable thirst...

with a kiss at first.

Outstretched arms slowly pull me down..

As open legs clasp quickly around.

My desires are met by your need...

Soft and wet merge with hardened intent...

Bodies contort and shockwaves are sent.

Two souls in motion in a blinding light..

One we will share for the rest of the night."

Awww that's so lovely! Thank you to whoever you are, I have no idea who you are xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sicky burps really burn your throat

Bet you still checked for your name though

Thanks for it"

Not guilty this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sicky burps really burn your throat

Bet you still checked for your name though

Thanks for it

Not guilty this time"

Ooooh interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sicky burps really burn your throat

Bet you still checked for your name though

Thanks for it

Not guilty this time

Ooooh interesting"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours

Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth "

But you did write ours ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you for those who wrote mine by the way I was very touched by each of them

So glad that I don't have to guess who wrote what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some beautiful poems and well done OP

However, you can all go fuck yourselves "

cock tattoos take fucking ages to do - hang on will you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fantastic post RS - I'm sure you've put a lot of smiles on a lot of people's face today. Certainly put one on ours

Im just the messenger some really great poems in there and you're welcome, just the truth

But you did write ours ??"

Yes

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"FoxyMinx

Who needs chocolates

when your sweetness goes beyond my tongue,

beyond my senses,

into my memory,

where it makes the taste

of everything sweet

seem sugar-free?

Who needs flowers

when I've got a field spreading from our love,

filled with buds that don't die

and don't need colorful petals

to attract more than two,

forever growing,

with scent everlasting?

Who needs gifts

when everyday I get to

unwrap true love

covered in layers

of this friendship,

life's most valuable present

you can receive many times

but only keep once?

Who needs Valentine's day

when life itself,

is for us,

our hearts are always.

"

Thank you soo much for this, I will be keeping a copy, you have put a smile on face, whoever you are xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It would seem I missed a whole message full of poems

Shyswingermale4u

At first you came from africa

To fabland in the uk

You was having a hard time

No-one givng you the time of day

Well what a nice friend you are

I really got to say

So all the best with wishes

For a Happy Valentines Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To everyone this poet interacts with

Thanks for the chat

Or comment here and there

Some of you aren't around any more

I do miss you

Hope you have happy day

And a happy life

And get everything you wish for

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Anonymous*

I loved when i first me you, and you went straight to licking my fanny

You know how many guys do that? Well it's not very many.

I let you fill me up with cum, over and over.

It was so fucking filthy when you ate those cream pies out, my dirty, naughty lover.

You say you want cuckolding, and for me to fuck your friends.

So long as they make me cum i don't care about the means, just the ends.

Kiss your face off while fucking them would surely be so nice.

Anyway my period is very late now and i think i want to cry.

Love from me, i think we fucked up. Happy Valentines day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brucelee78

I think you're hot as fuck

Happy Valentines from a secret admirer who wants to remain secret and admire/perv from afar. But wouldn't say no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To all the intelligent guys/girls on fab

I love how you engage my mind with things other than sex.

I like to observe and learn from you, or be challenged.

Keep posting.

Happy Valentines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Raspberry Smoothie

Hope you have a lovely day,

As you arrange these love notes for the forumites

And then enjoy a lovely rest, later on tonight.

Happy Valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

guys who like 3sums

Thanks for sharing coz I love having 2 cocks to please me

If one of you can't carry on There's at least one more of you to appease me

So fuck my holes, fill me up, and continue through the night

And if you have another mate I'll let him do me too, alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To whoever wrote mine - thank you but I wanna know who you are! Message me if you can get past my filters, I'll take them down for a bit anyway.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh, these are amazing! .

Thank you so much to whoever penned mine, feel free to inbox me or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I knew who wrote mine! P.m me as you definitely need thanking

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Great job in organising all this OP. Well done!

Plus, thanks to whoever wrote my little poem. I'm most humbled. I have an inkling who you are, but if you'd like to wink me or message me that would be much appreciated

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


" EandVB

I'd really like to feel you

And hear your wit and geekery

A fuck is long over due."

A haiku for me?

Be still my quivering heart.

Smiling all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah these are all great, well done to RS for organising.

thank you for mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some talent in here isn't there.

That sounds like a boy racer driving past shouting out of his window.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

????????

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Roxian

Sex now, you and me

It’s not that I’m that easy

Creaming my panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*tips hat*

Thank you for mine. I know two of you, the third is a mystery, you should let me know so I can thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabulous & Bearded

Fabulous and Bearded,

The man with a dreamy face, that ladies fall for in grace

Whenever I see you, my knees begin to ache and my heart begins to race,

I'll send you more dirty feet pics, if you just be my valentine for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I have an idea who wrote mine thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done gorgeous girl you did a good job!

Thanks to my mystery poet and thanks to my not so mystery poet who sent me my poem direct. Quite the talented wordsmiths you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna cry into our glass of Asti Spumante

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Gonna cry into our glass of Asti Spumante "

Yeah and me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. ...I had an acceptance speech all ready and everything!!

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