FabSwingers.com forum: Ouch!!! Dick caught in zip

By *ral D OP Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Had a bit of a zip up on dick this afternoon, has anyone else done anything similar? If so how badly?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's fucking horrible.

I switched to buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse after I was circumsided

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Worse after I was circumsided "

How is that even possible?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

no, never happened to me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"no, never happened to me

There has to be the occasional fringe benefit to being a woman

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's not so bad immediately when it happens as you haven't quite worked out why something hurts so much.

It's the undoing the zip again that's the killer

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By *ral D OP Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Buttons is the way forward definately.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"no, never happened to me

There has to be the occasional fringe benefit to being a woman

I guess there is... occasionally

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

It certainly smarts a bit.

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I did it many years ago. I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only did it the once when i was pissed hurt a lot and yes undoing the zip to release is the worst bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you guys not wear boxers? I could never do that. Not a fan of the commando. Feels strange.

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I do wear boxers,but the time i did it, jumped out of bed in middle of night as heard a noise chucked a pair of jeans on and bang noise i heard is now insignificant to the noise i am making in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tore my banjo string and had to have it stitched back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once tore my banjo string and had to have it stitched back on."

Feel your pain.....tore mine years ago with an ex and it ruined a dirty weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me during teenage years whilst doing a sixth former. Heard someone coming towards the bushes and she vanished from on top and I was left to hurry and zip up and ouch. Have grown up and have button fly forever.

Told the teacher I came for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once when I was very young, I always think of the movie theirs something about Mary when ever I hear this mentioned now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch ...bet that hurt OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it bad ?

Are you gonna need to change your profile name to 7 inches of shaven fun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks caught in the spinning wheels of death in an epilator.

I even posted a pic of it on here last year, so come on OP; pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worse after I was circumsided

How is that even possible?

I was very d*unk and caught the tip in the zip ouch!!

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By *pa and dCouple
over a year ago

Barnet

Yup, that and multiple orgasms across a play session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother did it once, all the way up you could see skin coming through about seven teeth long

Took me ages to let him let me have a look and help, in the end it was bleeding that bad he just let me sort it

I could feel his pain for him

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By *et-shortyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There seems to be alot of pictures going around encouraging this poor practise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE GOT A BLEEDER!

https://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY

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