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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had to happen......

Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh!!! it's my ball and you can't play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol should have guessed pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My dad can run faster......

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

PMSL!!!!!

Wondered who would cave in first.

Mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah but my dad has a bigger car... Ner!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yeah but my dad has a bigger car... Ner!

MY dad has bigger wage packet

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

your dad would sh** him self if he saw my dad walking towards him

- hes been dead 16 yrs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your house then ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dad had a big dog who was much bigger than your dads

ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Dads House is huge... has a moat a castle and another one too.. dead big so there..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my dad had a big dog who was much bigger than your dads

ner ner

No my Dads Dog is big cause its big to go in the big castle so ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A moat? huh! ours was an island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dad had a big dog who was much bigger than your dads

ner ner

No my Dads Dog is big cause its big to go in the big castle so ner "

yer well my dads dog wouldnt even fit in the castle gate so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad is a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my dads dads dad was a nun and an the mother superior and had the biggest dog and lived in the biggest castle on the biggest island in the whole world, so there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Dads the Pope... lives in two castles has a million squillion dogs eats nuns for breakfast and owns all the world ........... and the moon.

So ner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my dads dads dad was a nun and an the mother superior and had the biggest dog and lived in the biggest castle on the biggest island in the whole world, so there.

I'm serious. He was a nun. I know he was a nun coz whenever he was up in front of the beak the Clerk would say, "Occupation?" and he'd say, "Nun."

See.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my dads dads dad was a nun and an the mother superior and had the biggest dog and lived in the biggest castle on the biggest island in the whole world, so there.

I'm serious. He was a nun. I know he was a nun coz whenever he was up in front of the beak the Clerk would say, "Occupation?" and he'd say, "Nun."

See.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dads the Pope... lives in two castles has a million squillion dogs eats nuns for breakfast and owns all the world ........... and the moon.

So ner....

yes well my dad had a bike, so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dads the Pope... lives in two castles has a million squillion dogs eats nuns for breakfast and owns all the world ........... and the moon.

So ner....

Yeah but my dad would not sell him the rest of the universe so there

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"My Dads the Pope... lives in two castles has a million squillion dogs eats nuns for breakfast and owns all the world ........... and the moon.

So ner....

Yeah but my dad would not sell him the rest of the universe so there"

Thats coz he still had to buy if off MY dad first.

Thhhrrrrrp!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Dads the Pope... lives in two castles has a million squillion dogs eats nuns for breakfast and owns all the world ........... and the moon.

So ner....

Yeah but my dad would not sell him the rest of the universe so there"

Only cause my dad owns the lease... so Ner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but he got it off my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad is God and I'm the son of God. That makes me Jesus the II.

Beat that then! Huh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Dad gave Birth to God...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer well jesus was me little brother and we all know women rule the world so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dad gave Birth to God...

That's impossible coz my dad is God and gave birth... to himself! Ner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello brothers and sisters

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

Hello Dad!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dad gave Birth to God...

Oh that must mean my dad gave birth to your dad then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

Hello Dad!!!!

Can I have my pocket money please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whoever gave birth... Mine was still bigger, faster... richer and poorer so ner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ken dodds dad dogs dead and my dads dog died first and then gods dads dog died and ....and ....erm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

Hello Dad!!!!

Can I have my pocket money please?"

Ask yer Mum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

Hello Dad!!!!

Can I have my pocket money please?

Ask yer Mum....

I knew that was coming hehehe.... was it really the same up and down the country way back when lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This means one thing then......

OMG... Were all insestuous.

Hello Dad!!!!

Can I have my pocket money please?

Ask yer Mum....

I knew that was coming hehehe.... was it really the same up and down the country way back when lol

Ohhhh Yeah.... All the time lol..

best was when you got both to give ya some lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when ? "

When lol... When ya asked as a kid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i bet i got more off me dad than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah.. but I had two dads pmsl.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad drove a farari on the moon

Ivented the internet and mobile phones and the light bulb and loads of other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dad drove a farari on the moon

Ivented the internet and mobile phones and the light bulb and loads of other things"

Blimey lol... Have you been smoking our friends carpet too pmsl??

Err...... I'll think about that one lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and carpet i forgot that one

And cows chickens and pigs yeah he did really

He used to knock em all up in the shed in his spare time so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my dad keeps god tied up in the basement as a sex gimp and goes down there every night and shows god who`s the daddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and carpet i forgot that one

And cows chickens and pigs yeah he did really

He used to knock em all up in the shed in his spare time so there

You mean your dads responsible for swine flu? The bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad created woman. Wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad created woman. Wanker.

Suppose someone had to spoil mans fun

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Had to happen......

Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You may well be right about your dad being bigger than mine. My dad is 86, has Lewy Body Dementia and is physically shrinking away. But, when he was an active fit man, he was in the Marines…. and he trained me well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my dads 6'3 ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well my dads 6'3 ner ner

im actually lieing , i have no fooking idea how tall he....

but he;s taller than me

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

my dads minus 6ft so yep yers are bigger...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

See, a social group bullying people again!!!!!!! :P

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

See, a social group bullying people again!!!!!!! :P"

Noooooooooo

The Pussy Posse are lovely, the Doris's are just ...... well...... wimps....

I'm the only scarey one!

so ner ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scary no just a little fluffy wuffy needing lovey dovey we thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

See, a social group bullying people again!!!!!!! :P

Noooooooooo

The Pussy Posse are lovely, the Doris's are just ...... well...... wimps....

I'm the only scarey one!

so ner ner ner ner

Nah, your just a cute little puddy cat really

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"And I'm scarier than everyone on here and their dads!

So there!!!!!

says who

Say's the whole of the Pussy Posse and the Doris's....

and my hubby.....

See, a social group bullying people again!!!!!!! :P

Noooooooooo

The Pussy Posse are lovely, the Doris's are just ...... well...... wimps....

I'm the only scarey one!

so ner ner ner ner

Nah, your just a cute little puddy cat really

Moi?

I'm horrible really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad is Satan....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My dad is Satan....

I'm the female satan.

Does that make you my niece?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad is Satan....

I'm the female satan.

Does that make you my niece?"

Aunty...????

Long time no see...lol

Apparently Notts also shares the same dad...this could get confusing!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My dad is Satan....

I'm the female satan.

Does that make you my niece?

Aunty...????

Long time no see...lol

Apparently Notts also shares the same dad...this could get confusing!

Me and Notts would be incestuous then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many round here have got six fingers, and webbed feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad is Satan....

I'm the female satan.

Does that make you my niece?

Aunty...????

Long time no see...lol

Apparently Notts also shares the same dad...this could get confusing!

Me and Notts would be incestuous then?"

fraid so, but if you have him in this county, it doesnt matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many round here have got six fingers, and webbed feet? "

and your point? she says typing with all of her 6 fingers.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Had to happen......

Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thought it was agreed we wouldn't do this, but everyone's dad is probably bigger than my dad so I aint gonna argue with anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad is Satan....

I'm the female satan.

Does that make you my niece?

Aunty...????

Long time no see...lol

Apparently Notts also shares the same dad...this could get confusing!

Me and Notts would be incestuous then?"

Are you related??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm welsh so I'm really scary

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Well I'm welsh so I'm really scary

no your not - you just sing silly songs about saucepans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

true the locals have, thank god we are just from white shoe and handbag country lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

true the locals have, thank god we are just from white shoe and handbag country lol"

Even worse lol .... ironically paul has links with cromer in norfolk

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

true the locals have, thank god we are just from white shoe and handbag country lol

Even worse lol .... ironically paul has links with cromer in norfolk

not tjhat far away - btw my best sports teacher/form master was welsh so like you really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

true the locals have, thank god we are just from white shoe and handbag country lol

Even worse lol .... ironically paul has links with cromer in norfolk

not tjhat far away - btw my best sports teacher/form master was welsh so like you really lol

Crikey your almost welsh .... sospan fach!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And that coming from people with webbed feet?

who wants a fight

true the locals have, thank god we are just from white shoe and handbag country lol

Even worse lol .... ironically paul has links with cromer in norfolk

not tjhat far away - btw my best sports teacher/form master was welsh so like you really lol

Crikey your almost welsh .... sospan fach!

now now don't go that far pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway !!!! I'm the scariest by far

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"anyway !!!! I'm the scariest by far

I'm not going to argue with you

pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Still bigger!!!!

LOL

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