FabSwingers.com forum: The worse nightclubs in the UK

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

According to a website that people voted on.....

Almost 30,000 people voted with the ‘winner’ being named as Yates on the Isle of Wight with 2,107 votes. Tramps in Worcester came second (1,745 votes) and third place was the Acapulco in Halifax (1,347 votes). Rounding out the top five were Club International in Falmouth in fourth place (1,245 votes) and Bedrocks in Berwick-upon-T in fifth (1,170 votes).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best club I went to was the hatters in luton.it was pure dump but I loved it.everyone knew everyone and it was always a great night out

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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applejax in chorley didn't get a mention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still go to nightclubs?

Bet they never mentioned the Ritz in Manchester either

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

top 50...

1. Yates on the Isle of Wight (2,107 votes)

2. Tramps in Worcester (1,745 votes)

3. Acapulco in Halifax (1,347 votes)

4. Club International in Falmouth (1,245 votes)

5. Bedrocks in Berwick-upon-T (1,170 votes)

6. VODKA in Winchester (883 votes)

7. Kasbah in Coventry (858 votes)

8. Vibe in Peterlee (774 votes)

9. Casino in Guildford (762 votes)

10. MooMoo Clubrooms in Cheltenham (760 votes)

11. The Buttermarket in Shrewsbury (758 votes)

12. Sin & Bushwackers in Worcester (732 votes)

13. Batchwood in St Albans (570 votes)

14. Corporation in Sheffield (560 votes)

15. Winkers in Chalfont St Peter (556 votes)

16. Emma’s in Gosport (545 votes)

17. Camel Club in Huddersfield (510 votes)

18. Establishment in Widnes (483 votes)

19. Rosies in Chester (466 votes)

20. Hustle in Lancaster (461 votes)

21. Cuba in Plymouth (438 votes)

22. Roof in Bridgend (437 votes)

23. Smack in Leamington Spa (426 votes)

24. Illusions in Sunderland (414 votes)

25. Couture in Stafford (411 votes)

26. Pryzm in Kingston (399 votes)

27. Pryzm in Watford (371 votes)

28. Flex in Bury St Edmunds (370 votes)

29. Club Cookies in Dunstable (360 votes)

30. Cameo in Eastbourne (322 votes)

31. Oceana in Southampton (321 votes)

32. Viper Rooms in Harrogate (318 votes)

33. Moo Moo in Tunbridge Wells (315 votes)

34. The Kirkhouse in Merthyr Tydfil (314 votes)

35. The Waterfront in Norwich (305 votes)

36. Shellys in Horsham (298 votes)

37. Fever in Aylesbury (279 votes)

38. The Purple Turtle in Reading (264 votes)

39. Dusk in Stirling (261 votes)

40. Club NEO in Yeovil (257 votes)

41. The Quay in Blyth (256 votes)

42. The Diamond Tap in Newbury (251 votes)

43. Tokyo in Huddersfield (250 votes)

44. Fusion in Tunbridge Wells (246 votes)

45. Atik in Windsor (244 votes)

46. SLVR in Croydon (239 votes)

47. Evoque in Preston (238 votes)

47. Thirst in Oxford (238 votes)

49. Music Box in St Ives (233 votes)

50. The Outback on the Isle of Man (216 votes)

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i did expect applejax to be on there.

no. 47, evoque in preston, is kind of good, nice looking but smelly.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Never really been a nightclub person.

Haven't been in one for about 30 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 25 Couture in stafford was always a bit of a dive years ago. Now it's full of kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I've never been to any of them but it's quite tempting

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

"Do people still go to nightclubs?

Bet they never mentioned the Ritz in Manchester either

I used to love the Ritz back in the day! Student nights were especially good, although the weekends were usually good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to a website that people voted on.....

I live near Worcester and hear a lot about Tramps. Can't be worse than THE TOWER in Hull. Tower for an hour.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

No 27 is mine one

Been carried out a few times

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Emmas in Gosport takes some beating in the Crap stakes.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Though to be fair I am surprised that Wolverhampton wasn't on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still go to nightclubs?

Bet they never mentioned the Ritz in Manchester either

I used to love the Ritz back in the day! Student nights were especially good, although the weekends were usually good fun

yes I remember the plastic glasses and sticky carpets fondly

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By *Sin or Not 2SinCouple
over a year ago

A hop skip n a jump

"Do people still go to nightclubs?

Bet they never mentioned the Ritz in Manchester either

I used to love the Ritz back in the day! Student nights were especially good, although the weekends were usually good fun

yes I remember the plastic glasses and sticky carpets fondly

And the bouncing dance floor, loved it in there

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

We got no 19 with Rosie's, never been but with the stories I still hear even now, I can see why

Mrs blue eyes

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My growing up was done at no 3....

The Acca is Legendary, even now Its 75p Drinks before 11pm, first 200 get a FREE DRINK.

Love reading the reviews.... they are really bad

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a shame not to see Peterhead'S Mambo's shortlisted. A truly shit nightblub that hit the headlines a few years ago for somehow managing to convince the local authority to grant them a 72 hour round-the-clock licence at New Year.

Barron's nightclub in Hull is also worth a mention, but that was a send up of Stringfellow's on Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's Bang Bang.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The researchers have clearly never been to Somerset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a flaw in the logic of most votes for the worst anything, especially places you pay to get into...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I visit my home town of pompey I try to get a night out in tiger tiger. Best club I've been to was the rumrunner in Brum. Long gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The acca is awesome, it's dirty it's full of scroats but it's 75p a drink all night, bloody love it, vodka and for 75p what's not to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been to number 12 sin never done bushwackers normally end up going on to number 2 tramps and yes can definitely tell why its number 2 dirty smell and almost falling apart but i am d*unk by that point so all good lol

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