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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You gotta get with my friends.....

Possibly the most disturbing thing I have heard young girls singing. Of course, I was too young to understand the connotations of this bed hopping lyric, but now I wonder how they got away with it.

The question is this -

The Spice Girls were a representation of 'yoof' at that time, Ginger Spice being the rebellious one, Sporty Spice being the chav, Posh Spice being the miserable one, Baby Spice being the (allegedly) innocent one, and Scary Spice being an encapsulation of the 'scary brown girl' and all that entails.

What would your Spice Girl name be, and why??

I would clearly be Beardy Spice, because I have a glorious ginger beard..... not because I married a gay bloke.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd be Blokey Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resting bitch face spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid Spice of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be Blokey Spice "

You mean sporty

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Is there such a thing as Can Actually Play An Instrument And Write Songs For Herself Rather Than Relying On Music Industry Men To Kick Start A Career Based On Marketing Rather Than Music Spice? Because if so, I'll be that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resting bitch face spice

Haha! That WAS Posh Spice wasn't it?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Northern spice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there such a thing as Can Actually Play An Instrument And Write Songs For Herself Rather Than Relying On Music Industry Men To Kick Start A Career Based On Marketing Rather Than Music Spice? Because if so, I'll be that one."

Only if you can make it sound catchy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would be extra spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll resist the urge to claim the obvious Old Spice .....

Ineffable Spice .....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sarcastic Spice?

God knows what the outfit would look like. Possibly something that Neil Tennant had rejected...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sarcy spice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd be Blokey Spice

You mean sporty

Slutty Spice

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Only if you can make it sound catchy...."

Of course I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll resist the urge to claim the obvious Old Spice .....

Ineffable Spice .....

You were soooo close to a QI style wail of death then!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Resting bitch face spice

I like this

[DIAMONDJOE APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid Spice of course

Should be smooth spice! Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat spice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Spice

(sorry, the rest of you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome Spice

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...and that's why you'd NEED a marketing department...it doesn't even work as an acronym

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

...and that's why you'd NEED a marketing department...it doesn't even work as an acronym

Musical Spice. Done.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Geriatric Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spreadsheet spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed spice...I am too much of everything to be anything specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 year old parika spice found on my spice rack spice... Seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or variety of life spice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and that's why you'd NEED a marketing department...it doesn't even work as an acronym

Musical Spice. Done."

You win!

You didn't wanna go for Liberace Spice??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadsheet spice"

Nothing sexier than a spreadsheet!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or variety of life spice

Isn't that Herbs de Provence??

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

...and that's why you'd NEED a marketing department...it doesn't even work as an acronym

Musical Spice. Done.

You win!

You didn't wanna go for Liberace Spice??"

No, that's my brother George.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resting bitch face spice

Haha! That WAS Posh Spice wasn't it?"

Yes you're right but I'm not posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over."

Angry Spice it is then....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

...and that's why you'd NEED a marketing department...it doesn't even work as an acronym

Musical Spice. Done."

I was going to day talented spice, but its a bit of an oxymoron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RAGE. Over."

Woah, calm down Scary Spice.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over."

Baby Spice...wasn't.

Scary spice...wasn't

Posh Spice...

Ginger Spice...

Sporty Spice....possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be old fat miserable need to punch everyone's face in spice

"Scary" Spice was shit in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spreadsheet spice

Nothing sexier than a spreadsheet!"

A couple of my friends and I did a survey at the bus stop of lads from the boys' school (circa 1996) about who their favourite Spice Girl was. And I put the results in a spreadsheet. So at least I live up to the name.

Baby Spice was the most popular choice among 13 and 14 year old boys.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over.

Angry Spice it is then...."

Wait - Keyboard Warrior in Real Life Spice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spreadsheet spice

Nothing sexier than a spreadsheet!

Baby Spice was the most popular choice among 13 and 14 year old boys. "

That's because even 13/14 yr old lads recognise that sometimes the quiet ones are the filthiest. I bet she's airtight most weekends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or variety of life spice

Isn't that Herbs de Provence??"

A lot spicier than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over.

Angry Spice it is then....

Wait - Keyboard Warrior in Real Life Spice.

If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't) scary was always waaaay sexier than posh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literary Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disappointed Fab - not one mention of Old Spice yet

I'd be The one bought about 10 years ago when you went through a Chinese cooking phase Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axl spice

xxx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Errrrrrr....Invisible Spice...

...although I'm not a girl so might be debarred by default

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Strictly spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be short and squishy spice lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over.

Angry Spice it is then....

Wait - Keyboard Warrior in Real Life Spice.

If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't) scary was always waaaay sexier than posh. "

Oh, you charmer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Fab) Straight Spice

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By *weet medicineWoman
over a year ago

Kesgrave

"You gotta get with my friends.....

Possibly the most disturbing thing I have heard young girls singing. Of course, I was too young to understand the connotations of this bed hopping lyric, but now I wonder how they got away with it.

The question is this -

What would your Spice Girl name be, and why??

I would clearly be Beardy Spice, because I have a glorious ginger beard..... not because I married a gay bloke. "

just spicy

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Boobilicious Spice

(As lets face it we all have a big boobed mate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobby Spice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sleepy spice

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By *rumsforlifeMan
over a year ago

hull

Chip spice .... ( if you're not from the north you may have to Google this ...lol )

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Gobby Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe Well Posh Spice.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Or maybe Well Posh Spice."

I want to be 'cunty spice' and have Danny Dyer say my name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Fab) Straight Spice

Is being fab straight different from real life straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck that. I hated being constantly Scary Spice and all the shitty black girl connotations; even now I can recall being upset that I wasn't Posh Spice even though I was far more posh than scary.

RAGE. Over.

Angry Spice it is then....

Wait - Keyboard Warrior in Real Life Spice.

If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't) scary was always waaaay sexier than posh.

Oh, you charmer you

I've been told I have a silver tongue, maybe I'll show you it's other talents one day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chip spice .... ( if you're not from the north you may have to Google this ...lol )

Isn't that Aromat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Fab) Straight Spice

Is being fab straight different from real life straight?"

Aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good post ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or maybe Well Posh Spice.

I want to be 'cunty spice' and have Danny Dyer say my name

Uh huh,he has a way with words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or maybe Well Posh Spice."

Bollocks I've already submitted my poem

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sexy spice

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By *rumsforlifeMan
over a year ago

hull

"Chip spice .... ( if you're not from the north you may have to Google this ...lol )

Isn't that Aromat??"

Had to Google THAT ...lol ...No the one I mean is made in UK ....hull in fact. ..my hometown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chip spice .... ( if you're not from the north you may have to Google this ...lol )

Isn't that Aromat??

Had to Google THAT ...lol ...No the one I mean is made in UK ....hull in fact. ..my hometown "

That stuff looks like posh salt! Sold as American Chip Spice? That the one??

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

necro spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Italian spice

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Spreadsheet spice

Nothing sexier than a spreadsheet!

Baby Spice was the most popular choice among 13 and 14 year old boys. "

I would agree with that, Also to this day looks wise but Mel C for her voice

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I remember looking up the lyrics for a Sugababes song called Easy which I found a little more disturbing considering their target audience was young girls,

Engine's running high

Baby can you come and check it?

Got such a pretty kitty

Boy I know you want to pet it

The weather's nice and wet just south of the border

I can cook up anything that you have to order

Come on baby

I'll make it easy

Come on honey

I'll make it so easy for you

Anything that you want boy (you know I got it)

Anytime that you need it (you know I'm on it)

And whenever you're gone boy (I just can't stand it)

You just make me lose my mind

Hey Mr Postman,

Where's the mail for my mailbox?

I wanted sex on the beach,

And I don't mean on the rocks

It's your serve baby but the ball's in my court,

I've got a landing strip clear for you at the airport

As for the question maybe Tepid spice

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pony Spice or Frisky Spice!

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

I would have to be Black Country spice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty spice

Playful spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mr says I'm horny spice

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Floydie spice

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ayter Spice

It works if you imagine Terry-Thomas doing a South African accent.

Sort of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not posh spice, aka Dead Common Spice.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

I'd be blow job spice wink wink xxx

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By *orny and Sexy 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackwood

I'd be squirty spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgotten At The Back of the Cupboard Nearing Its Use By Date Spice?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kinky Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone claimed Mince Spice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate spice

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Horny Bi Spice

Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroppy Spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough spice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Recalcitrant Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geek Spice

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Curly spice .....because of my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AUSSIE SPICE

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Scottish Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booby Spice, failing that - Sarcastic Spice

Mrs

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