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Love profiles with lots of strict rules

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As people are most loved and highly desired when their profiles lay down the law - the do's and don'ts, list some here that maybe you forgot to include in yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be able to do the Fandango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As people are most loved and highly desired when their profiles lay down the law - the do's and don'ts, list some here that maybe you forgot to include in yours. "

The only don'ts we have are phone/ cam / cyber sex .

We don't have any others and don't feel the need to add any more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'll only reply if you have photographic evidence that you're Danny Dyer/Christian Slater/Antonio Banderas.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading our profile is not optional if you expect a response.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Must be bigger than 9 inches"

'Must be taller than 5"10'

White only

Black only

Must have a video of you playing with yourself

Don't message if you don't play with your own ass

Must have a 2:1 degree

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I have an unwritten rule. Must eat with mouth closed.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"I have an unwritten rule. Must eat with mouth closed.

"

That is fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse one for intelligence and intolerance I ever read was a couple's stating

"Bi men don't even read our profile we aren't interested in you fagots"

How would they know you're not interested without reading the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be able to do the Fandango. "

inspired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Must be bigger than 9 inches"

'Must be taller than 5"10'

White only

Black only

Must have a video of you playing with yourself

Don't message if you don't play with your own ass

Must have a 2:1 degree "

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Only message if you. Like lots of rules and are willing to accept a long list of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You MUST have pictures on yoor profile before you message us

(Whilst their profile has no pictures)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm easy.

Short n' sweet profiles, please

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By *essThePirateWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh...the 'ask me anything you want to know'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a very good looking proffessionall couple looking for the same.

Always makes me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep the word 'professional' always sets me off. It's a sex site - not a job interview.

Some of us like clear profiles. Gives us a reason to block people, and if they can't be asked reading them it's all they deserve. After all are we not here to suit ourselves?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh...the 'ask me anything you want to know'. "

Is your name really Jess?

Are you really a pirate?

Do you like parrots?

Have you got a wooden leg?

Do you have an eye patch?

Do you collect pieces of eight?

Is your favourite saying "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum"?

Have you applied to join the Navy?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm easy.

"

We all know you are, sweetie xxx

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Don't meet those who burst out into fits of hysterical laughter when presented with a tiny penis.

Do like unselfish types who are prepared to lie back and be an object for my personal gratification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men - don't ask to meet me. I'm straight.

I didn't think I needed to ask this.

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