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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With Valentines on its way and a month away till steak and BJ day.

Let's have some alternative poems... (hopefully)

Roses are red,

Violets are plum,

I've stuck 9 creme eggs,

Up my bum

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Rose are red,

Violets are blue,

Meet me at Specsavers,

For a right seeing to.

__________________________________

And the all time classic...

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

This poem makes no sense,

Microwave.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

rosses are red

violets are twisted

bend over girl

your about to get fisted !

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

violets are blues and

roses are thorny

I'd like you to know that

I'm terribly....happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm using my hand,

But I'm thinking of you.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Every time I hear your name

Deep inside I fell a pain

To myself I put this question

Is this love or indigestion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm using my hand,

But I'm thinking of you."

A+

I would actually consider buying that card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at rhyming

Show me your cock

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i sent you flowers

and chocolates too

also sent you card

because i love you

i watched as you opened them

and smiled secretly

because you didn't know

they were all from me

as my heart filled with happiness

from me to you

i tried not to shout out

that i love you

and as i set up

my little camcorder

i knew you'd disapprove

thanks to the restraining order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bend over slowly

And give them a view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i sent you flowers

and chocolates too

also sent you card

because i love you

i watched as you opened them

and smiled secretly

because you didn't know

they were all from me

as my heart filled with happiness

from me to you

i tried not to shout out

that i love you

and as i set up

my little camcorder

i knew you'd disapprove

thanks to the restraining order.

best one yet

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one."

I can't see why not.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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best one yet

i love not being right in the head, it's a lot of fun.

ok....

i met you at the bookstore

knew you were the one for me

when you looked up

over your book

and our eyes met eagerly

i walked over to you

filled with anticipation

asked you to reveal

your favourite author

and you said it was john betjeman

we seemed to really hit it off

and things just flowed from there

i kissed your face

we headed back to my place

and then we both got bare

you said you were into bondage

as we started to get busy

so you were hog tied

and nearly cried

when i told you my favourite book was misery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourite;

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one yet

i love not being right in the head, it's a lot of fun.

ok....

i met you at the bookstore

knew you were the one for me

when you looked up

over your book

and our eyes met eagerly

i walked over to you

filled with anticipation

asked you to reveal

your favourite author

and you said it was john betjeman

we seemed to really hit it off

and things just flowed from there

i kissed your face

we headed back to my place

and then we both got bare

you said you were into bondage

as we started to get busy

so you were hog tied

and nearly cried

when i told you my favourite book was misery.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

I can't see why not.

Im not shor i think it mite kill the Thread.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

I can't see why not.

Im not shor i think it mite kill the Thread."

just post it. i will post some more mental stuff when i think of some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one yet

i love not being right in the head, it's a lot of fun.

ok....

i met you at the bookstore

knew you were the one for me

when you looked up

over your book

and our eyes met eagerly

i walked over to you

filled with anticipation

asked you to reveal

your favourite author

and you said it was john betjeman

we seemed to really hit it off

and things just flowed from there

i kissed your face

we headed back to my place

and then we both got bare

you said you were into bondage

as we started to get busy

so you were hog tied

and nearly cried

when i told you my favourite book was misery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the fisting session

we had was good craic

but you left real quick

can I have my watch back

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

I can't see why not.

Im not shor i think it mite kill the Thread.

just post it. i will post some more mental stuff when i think of some."

Ok don't say I didount worn you.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Poems are hard,

Wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rosses are red

violets are twisted

bend over girl

your about to get fisted !

the most quoted poem on here in the last week ..

so much for originality

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

I can't see why not.

Im not shor i think it mite kill the Thread.

just post it. i will post some more mental stuff when i think of some.

Ok don't say I didount worn you."

you can't stop me

you didn't warn me!!!

it's an alright poem, little sad but nothing wrong with being sad at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sky is blue

the grass is green

you've got the best arse

I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day."

That's really moving Seeside -

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Robin is Red

Nightwing is Blue

Rhyming is Hard...

I'm Batman

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Dus it haf to be love poems ?

I have a poem but its not a happy one.

I can't see why not.

Im not shor i think it mite kill the Thread.

just post it. i will post some more mental stuff when i think of some.

Ok don't say I didount worn you.

you can't stop me

you didn't warn me!!!

it's an alright poem, little sad but nothing wrong with being sad at times.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day.

That's really moving Seeside -

I rote it from the hart.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day."

Giving love is a wonderful thing

Even if it's not requited

Doesn't matter if others cannot see

What fire they've ignited

In your heart - In your mind - In your soul - You will find

That love you give

Is always true

If you give that love to someone who needs it

And that person is you

Happy Valentines Seeside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Cucumbers are green

You've got the finest ass

I've ever seen

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day.

Giving love is a wonderful thing

Even if it's not requited

Doesn't matter if others cannot see

What fire they've ignited

In your heart - In your mind - In your soul - You will find

That love you give

Is always true

If you give that love to someone who needs it

And that person is you

Happy Valentines Seeside."

That just made me smile.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you don't find my poem crass

But I want you to play with my tits and ass.

I want to put my mouth on your dick

And hope that you give my pussy a lick.

I'll ride your cock like a cow girl

And maybe give anal a whirl.

So while flowers and gifts for V day are ace,

Won't you just cum on my face ?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you don't find my poem crass

But I want you to play with my tits and ass.

I want to put my mouth on your dick

And hope that you give my pussy a lick.

I'll ride your cock like a cow girl

And maybe give anal a whirl.

So while flowers and gifts for V day are ace,

Won't you just cum on my face ?

Mrs "

Bravo

And it's a yes from me

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day.

Giving love is a wonderful thing

Even if it's not requited

Doesn't matter if others cannot see

What fire they've ignited

In your heart - In your mind - In your soul - You will find

That love you give

Is always true

If you give that love to someone who needs it

And that person is you

Happy Valentines Seeside.

That just made me smile.

Thanks

you're very welcome. hope you find what you want also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you don't find my poem crass

But I want you to play with my tits and ass.

I want to put my mouth on your dick

And hope that you give my pussy a lick.

I'll ride your cock like a cow girl

And maybe give anal a whirl.

So while flowers and gifts for V day are ace,

Won't you just cum on my face ?

Mrs

Bravo

And it's a yes from me

I love crass valentines . My favourite card I've seen says - you make me wetter than an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to find a Valentine to send a card to! These poems are ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really not a poet,

Because my words just come out wrong.

I'm no good as a lyricist,

Because I cannot write the song

That tells you how you make me feel,

Every morning when I awake.

And when I'm far away without your tender touch

How it makes my body ache.

To be lying naked next to you

To caress your lips with mine

Stroking your body with a teasing touch

It would simply be divine

And as you gasp to catch your breath

I'll hold you tightly in my grasp

And whisper how much I love you

Then fuck you up the arse

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day."

Very poignant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day.

That's really moving Seeside -

I rote it from the hart."

I can tell Seeside. The best poems come from the heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living or surviving

Living is wen you have sum 1 that you get up for. not cos you haf to but cos you want to.

Living is wen you want to spend time with sum 1 just for the enjomount of being with them.

Living is wen you have a natrall smile cos you no you have sum 1 to go to and thay will be Thar for you.

Living is wen you have sum 1 that cears about you.

Living is having sum 1 or sum thing worth living for.

Thear for I do not live.

I only survive

As I have nun of thees and just

Do wot I haf to to get throw the day."

Beautiful

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By *egionaireMan
over a year ago

ramsey

My one skin lies under my two skin.

My two skin lies under my three.

My three skin lies under my foreskin.

So pull back my foreskin for me

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Twas a bitterly cold night, in the merry month of Feb.

I looked deep in to her eyes, as she was giving head.

The glint of horn did shine, As she slid down cock in mouth.

Was such an amazing time, To have a threesome at our house.

With pussy moist a plenty, and cock as hard as steel.

Slid one Gils knickers to the side, and copped a lovely feel.

Now this is a happy story, of three people's horny time.

And I wish you all a filthy greet, and have a very FAB valentine!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My one skin lies under my two skin.

My two skin lies under my three.

My three skin lies under my foreskin.

So pull back my foreskin for me

I actually sang that in my head. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My one skin lies under my two skin.

My two skin lies under my three.

My three skin lies under my foreskin.

So pull back my foreskin for me

I actually sang that in my head. ..

Not that you've said that, so did I!

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By *egionaireMan
over a year ago

ramsey

I lost my arm in the army

I lost my leg in the navy.

I lost my cock in a butcher's shop and found it in my gravy

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

"Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Poems are hard,

Wine."

My favourite variation on this one is...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

Bacon.

*Him*

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"With Valentines on its way and a month away till steak and BJ day.

Let's have some alternative poems... (hopefully)

Roses are red,

Violets are plum,

I've stuck 9 creme eggs,

Up my bum

__________________________________

Rose are red,

Violets are blue,

Meet me at Specsavers,

For a right seeing to.

__________________________________

And the all time classic...

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

This poem makes no sense,

Microwave.

Might steal the specsavers one to put in my card to hubby...........guess where I work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've posted this before but it makes me laugh so here goes.

Roses are red

Grains of sand are little

If you turn me down

I'll go Josef Fritzl.

Hahah can't think why I'm single!

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