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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Id spend all day with as many different things i could fit into my pussy then go out and test ride it on as many people as possible. Id be a right slut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"
you'd be able to park the car properly too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Id spend all day with as many different things i could fit into my pussy then go out and test ride it on as many people as possible. Id be a right slut! "

All blokes think that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

"

Same here, and hopefully I'd have big tits, I would love to know how it feels to run while they bounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Same here, and hopefully I'd have big tits, I would love to know how it feels to run while they bounce! "

That's not pleasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

I have never experienced a Sunday like that.

Pre child I would have a lie in now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a female for a day I would look for an MF couples on here for some fun and frolics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Same here, and hopefully I'd have big tits, I would love to know how it feels to run while they bounce!

That's not pleasant!"

I still want to try

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I would like to have face stubble, wank and fuck a lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going up and down the aisles of B & Q and finally understanding the fascination.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

If Sunday was like that I'd stay a man.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

If Sunday was like that I'd stay a man. "

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I wouldn't get past putting a bra on...be to busy playing with my boobs to bother about doing anything else.

i may sit down to pee later for practice, just incase!

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Same here, and hopefully I'd have big tits, I would love to know how it feels to run while they bounce! "

It hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy shoes ,,lot of shoes

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I will do something useful with that day

Go to my local pub, slosh around pints of beer with my mates, watch footie, leer at every woman who walks by within 5 parsecs and when she looks at my moobs hitting my beer belly and my beer belly hitting my knees and scowls, loudly inform my mates that she must be a Dyke

If I got lucky enough to be granted another such day, then I'd repeat what I did the previous day

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

that just doesn't sound like my sunday at all .

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By *oretta and SebrinaCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Rubery


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Same here, and hopefully I'd have big tits, I would love to know how it feels to run while they bounce! "
very strange..but when your nipples touch your guys back in bed....wow!.x

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By *oretta and SebrinaCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Rubery


"I wouworkldn't get past putting a bra on...be to busy playing with my boobs to bother about doing anything else.

i may sit down to pee later for practice, just incase! "
Doesn't work like that I'm afraid, rarely play with them (need guys to do that- it's not like wanking) have to sit to pee, it's a pain in the are, especially in the night, when my guy leaves the seat up.lol.x

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

you'd be able to park the car properly too "
from hubby

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By *oretta and SebrinaCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Rubery


"I will do something useful with that day

Go to my local pub, slosh around pints of beer with my mates, watch footie, leer at every woman who walks by within 5 parsecs and when she looks at my moobs hitting my beer belly and my beer belly hitting my knees and scowls, loudly inform my mates that she must be a Dyke

If I got lucky enough to be granted another such day, then I'd repeat what I did the previous day"
not all guys are like that, mine is slim, polite and considerate. Maybe, like pets, it's how you treat em?. X

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

Jeez, So if you had a man in the house that's what you'd expect of them? Fancy a dabble at bigamy?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a man for a day, I would go round sliding my cock into anything I could find suitable, starting with a warm apple pie then take it from there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wank all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd experiment to see if i really couldnt multitask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

If I was a woman for the day, I would start off asking a bloke to reverse the car off the dive, do my make up in the wing mirror, sigh at my bloke for making a meal he didn't ask for, point out the things I did around the house without him mentioning all the items he repaired and fixed, then I'll bleed in my knickers and claim to have a bad head.

I love this stereotyping game

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock."

Haha I had the exact same thoughts

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

I'd be your lesbian lover....

Then you could make my dinner and bring me drinks instead!

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

Sounds like someone's a bit pissed off at their hubby

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'd go shopping for a new outfit, find one that I liked in the first shop I find, leave it, check out every other clothes shop, have a coffee, maybe lunch, go in shops even though I don't need anything they sell.

Then go back to the first shop & pick up the first outfit i'd found, or more usually found some other bitch took the last of my size & go home with the raving arse..

Anyone recognise this?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go shopping for a new outfit, find one that I liked in the first shop I find, leave it, check out every other clothes shop, have a coffee, maybe lunch, go in shops even though I don't need anything they sell.

Then go back to the first shop & pick up the first outfit i'd found, or more usually found some other bitch took the last of my size & go home with the raving arse..

Anyone recognise this?

S"

TBH my day is more like the OP's description. But replace beer with tea and the lads with my friends. And maybe add some online shopping

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I'd go shopping for a new outfit, find one that I liked in the first shop I find, leave it, check out every other clothes shop, have a coffee, maybe lunch, go in shops even though I don't need anything they sell.

Then go back to the first shop & pick up the first outfit i'd found, or more usually found some other bitch took the last of my size & go home with the raving arse..

Anyone recognise this?

S

TBH my day is more like the OP's description. But replace beer with tea and the lads with my friends. And maybe add some online shopping "

Unless i'm ill my days never resemble the OP's male version, i'm sure if they did I'd soon find myself on my own, doing everything anyway.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get the kids off to school, get back in time to watch Jeremy Kyle & Loose Women, have a crafty flick, do a bit of online shoe shopping and then about half two, tear round the house like a twat so when hubby gets home I can say 'ooh I've never stopped'

p.s. other gender stereotypes are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock."

The first one may take you 3 weeks if fab is anything to go by....so for only one day that's unlikely on here lol.

The others you'd accomplish easily enough. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock.

The first one may take you 3 weeks if fab is anything to go by....so for only one day that's unlikely on here lol.

The others you'd accomplish easily enough. .. "

I'm going to be a hot man with a massive cock though, I've decided

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

probably be some dirty slut and get loads of meets non stop. come and go style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock.

The first one may take you 3 weeks if fab is anything to go by....so for only one day that's unlikely on here lol.

The others you'd accomplish easily enough. ..

I'm going to be a hot man with a massive cock though, I've decided "

Bloody fake.... they're everywhere on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

I do regularly. I just do the same, regular, day to day things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"probably be some dirty slut and get loads of meets non stop. come and go style. "

And that's only for one day... lol.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd definitely have a wank and see what a multiple orgasm is like from a male perspective. I'd also get out and fuck someone I pulled. And go to a certain dealership and see how they react when I want to buy a car. Oh and I'd buy a really nice suit and wear it for a bit.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

Never in a month of Sundays would I swap places with a woman I'm just not cut out to spend all day moaning about men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend the day playing with my beautiful long hair. So not much different really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'd spent an hour at least in the shower soaping my boobies & arse, letting the water cascade over my fanny. Needs to be a decent shower though with a removable showerhead..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible "

Not on here you wouldn't

It takes a day to get a message read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

Bloody hell. ...I'm not letting my husband read this. ..he'll want to be a man for the day too! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

Not on here you wouldn't

It takes a day to get a message read "

It's those with braille touch screens...Microsoft haven't done their trials properly.

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd join fab and just laugh at the amount of men messaging me to fuck without seeing a pic and being damn rude ......

Then I'd chill out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

Not on here you wouldn't

It takes a day to get a message read "

But I'll still know how a woman's mind works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

Not on here you wouldn't

It takes a day to get a message read

But I'll still know how a woman's mind works "

ah yes. They all work the same

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Apart from the obvious I'd go on public transport and ride about in relaxed but selfish comfort with my knees as far apart as they could possibly go thereby taking up 3/4 of a double seat ... sod anyone else.

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By *oretta and SebrinaCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Rubery


"Apart from the obvious I'd go on public transport and ride about in relaxed but selfish comfort with my knees as far apart as they could possibly go thereby taking up 3/4 of a double seat ... sod anyone else. "
lol.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

Not on here you wouldn't

It takes a day to get a message read

But I'll still know how a woman's mind works

ah yes. They all work the same "

So, 'fancy a fuck, I'm a bisexual woman in a man's body' wouldn't work?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh, I'd also scratch my balls in public whilst in conversation with another because they are itchy and why wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd find a hot man to fuck

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

If Sunday was like that I'd stay a man. "

I thought the question was about changing sex not going back to 1957.

Knowing my luck I'd change sex and land up in Fatima Whitbreads body and still suffer from penis Envy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from the obvious I'd go on public transport and ride about in relaxed but selfish comfort with my knees as far apart as they could possibly go thereby taking up 3/4 of a double seat ... sod anyone else. "

I actually saw a nadger on the tube once! Big, floppy shorts and a leg up across the other.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Apart from the obvious I'd go on public transport and ride about in relaxed but selfish comfort with my knees as far apart as they could possibly go thereby taking up 3/4 of a double seat ... sod anyone else.

I actually saw a nadger on the tube once! Big, floppy shorts and a leg up across the other. "

I think I'd actually prefer to have seen one than to have had various randoms copping a sneaky press up against me in a rush hour squash

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible "

You can do that easily anyway.

Personally if I was a woman for the day I'd spend all day watching soaps to see what the facination is all about, looking through my vast wardrobe to see if the thought process of 'I have nothing to wear' is actually bullshit, I would set an alarm for 5 mins from now to get an understanding of a woman's perspective of time, I'd take a picture of my face minus a duck pout to prove it's possible. I'd answer the phone in a nice manner again to prove it's possible. I'd visit a nail parlour to see if women are actually immune to the fumes that choke us men just by walking past the door or if it is actually said fumes that make you as a species fucking demented!

Oh and I'd finger myself at least once to see what it's like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There appear to be a fair amount of men on this thread that really seem to have a low opinion of women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get a sex change back to a man asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There appear to be a fair amount of men on this thread that really seem to have a low opinion of women..."

To be fair the opening post set it off with a tone of stereotypes about men...

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"There appear to be a fair amount of men on this thread that really seem to have a low opinion of women..."

I think it's more the fact you're missing the humour elements of our posts to be fair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There appear to be a fair amount of men on this thread that really seem to have a low opinion of women...

To be fair the opening post set it off with a tone of stereotypes about men..."

Outdated stereotypes at that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Who knows, it's not gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There appear to be a fair amount of men on this thread that really seem to have a low opinion of women..."

Maybe they really have got a low opinion of women in here and are veiling it with humour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having sex...so I can see what it's like from a male perspective.

Also wanking, weeing standing up and taking lots of photos of my cock.

The first one may take you 3 weeks if fab is anything to go by....so for only one day that's unlikely on here lol.

The others you'd accomplish easily enough. ..

I'm going to be a hot man with a massive cock though, I've decided "

Brilliant...now why didn't I think of that. I'd love to spend the day using/playing with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

Never in a month of Sundays would I swap places with a woman I'm just not cut out to spend all day moaning about men "

We don't moan about men...we love you guys. We couldn't manage without you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have a wank, find a lovely woman and just have sex every which way possible

You can do that easily anyway.

Personally if I was a woman for the day I'd spend all day watching soaps to see what the facination is all about, looking through my vast wardrobe to see if the thought process of 'I have nothing to wear' is actually bullshit, I would set an alarm for 5 mins from now to get an understanding of a woman's perspective of time, I'd take a picture of my face minus a duck pout to prove it's possible. I'd answer the phone in a nice manner again to prove it's possible. I'd visit a nail parlour to see if women are actually immune to the fumes that choke us men just by walking past the door or if it is actually said fumes that make you as a species fucking demented!

Oh and I'd finger myself at least once to see what it's like."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a female for the day I would spend it shopping, hold on that's what I did today lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

post loads of boob pix, pouty face pix and one or two bum pix and gloat over all the fabs i get... meet and fuck all the best looking and endowed blokes that clog up my inbox with entreaties to meet me. and do dalek impressions with my mooncup

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


" post loads of boob pix, pouty face pix and one or two bum pix and gloat over all the fabs i get... meet and fuck all the best looking and endowed blokes that clog up my inbox with entreaties to meet me. and do dalek impressions with my mooncup "

You do realise that isn't every female's fab experience don't you? Unless you have decided you are going to be one of the hot ones in which case crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how would you spend it?

Specifically a Sunday: I would have a lie in, go down the pub for a few beers with the lads, come back to a home made Sunday lunch, laze on the sofa watching footie whilst being given beer and snacks. Have a siesta then wake up and have a bath run for me. Then back on the sofa to watch The Simpsons for hrs waiting for dinner, again being served more beer. Have a great blow job then back off to bed leaving the dishes to be magically done.

Oh to be a man for the day.

"

Bump would lie on his back with his / her legs wide open and would want to be fucked all day x

Grind would love having the empowerment a cock brings x

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Adding to my last post...

Truthfully, honest? I'd spend the whole day and night just meeting up with friends for a cuppa and a natter.... Bliss.

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