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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally don't get a buzz out of embarrassing people, under the guise of 'humour'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally don't get a buzz out of embarrassing people, under the guise of 'humour'."

Same here XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lot of fun with people I know, and tease something awful. But it is with people I know well, in an appropriate environment as in laughing with them, not at their expense

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By *ooking for bbwsCouple
over a year ago

secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden


"I have a lot of fun with people I know, and tease something awful. But it is with people I know well, in an appropriate environment as in laughing with them, not at their expense "

very true... but when guys message u, (that our over 5hours away ) an they want a shag in 5min it ain't gunna happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a lot of fun with people I know, and tease something awful. But it is with people I know well, in an appropriate environment as in laughing with them, not at their expense

very true... but when guys message u, (that our over 5hours away ) an they want a shag in 5min it ain't gunna happen lol "

The OP was talking about practical jokes, not experiences of Fab

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"I personally don't get a buzz out of embarrassing people, under the guise of 'humour'."

Very good friend yes.

Anyone else no.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Poor office junior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms"."

Why would anyone think humiliating someone was funny? It just seems spiteful to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms"."

that's a bit different to asking someone to go to the hardware store and ask for a left handed screwdriver or some tartan paint

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

We were packing a large car parts order and sent our apprentice storeman across the road to Smiths for some empty boxes. Smiths were the undertakers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms"."

It would be even funnier if they came back and in front of all your work colleagues said "Here are the extra small condoms you wanted me to get you."

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms".

It would be even funnier if they came back and in front of all your work colleagues said "Here are the extra small condoms you wanted me to get you.""

That is what I would do, but then I'm a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to play the shoebox game...

Leave a new (empty) shoebox on the bonnet/roof of a car in a carpark,or bench seat somewhere,retreat to a viewing point and wait till some greedy bugger thinks their in for the latest pair of Nikes...hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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That is what I would do, but then I'm a bitch."

Good to hear someone else with a sense of humour!!

Depends on your line of work, some professions do this with juniors and apprentices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That is what I would do, but then I'm a bitch.

Good to hear someone else with a sense of humour!!

Depends on your line of work, some professions do this with juniors and apprentices."

You do realise they were quoting my comment don't you?

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Poor office junior"

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms".

It would be even funnier if they came back and in front of all your work colleagues said "Here are the extra small condoms you wanted me to get you.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my first jobs as a teenager was in an Instore bakery . My first task was to gio to the canteen to fill a bucket (with a lid) with steam for the crusty baguettes . Off I went , naive and eager to please , the canteen assistant filled the bucket from the coffee machine with steam and back I went . Gave it to the guy on the ovens , who opened it , and lol and behold it was empty ! He told me to run back with it as th ebread would be ruined so I sprinted back the second time , and all the bakers were stood waiting , and of course it was empty again . This time they all laughed and the penny dropped .

No harm done , and as time went on all newbies went through the same initiation

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

When I've was training as a mechanic many years ago I was told to go to the store and ask for a box of sparks for the spark plugs and some long stands !!!

I was wise to this and went and had a couple of cups of tea and some biscuits in the canteen for a hour

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think there's a fine line. The 'wind up' described in the op is bullying and humiliating for the person on the receiving end. Being sent for a long weight or a tin of tartan paint is almost expected and I think most juniors or apprentices are warned by their parents beforehand.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake "

Now that is funny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think thats a tad cruel op and not a good ice breaker. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sent as a young and eger care assistant for 2 fallopian tubes. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think there's a fine line. The 'wind up' described in the op is bullying and humiliating for the person on the receiving end. Being sent for a long weight or a tin of tartan paint is almost expected and I think most juniors or apprentices are warned by their parents beforehand."

I apologise with the words "Wind up".

Choose from wind up, banter, having a laugh and prank etc..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake

Now that is funny .

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Wow, getting someone to ask for condoms is bullying but eating fake shit is funny?

You need to see a psychiatrist, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake

Now that is funny .

Wow, getting someone to ask for condoms is bullying but eating fake shit is funny?

You need to see a psychiatrist, lol."

it was funnier than your 'prank' lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake

Now that is funny .

Wow, getting someone to ask for condoms is bullying but eating fake shit is funny?

You need to see a psychiatrist, lol.

it was funnier than your 'prank' lol"

My prank was a one I heard but never did

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I took a group of medical students into the sluice to show them a bedpan with a particular stool specimen in it.

Described how they could tell that it was classic melena stool from a gastrointestinal bleed because it looked very dark brown, had a sticky consistency, and then I stuck my finger into the sample and licked it to confirm the classic taste.

Twas chocolate ganache topping from the fudge cake

Now that is funny .

Wow, getting someone to ask for condoms is bullying but eating fake shit is funny?

You need to see a psychiatrist, lol."

The difference being one prank was against a person who was unaware and the other the prankster was the butt of the joke.

I can't afford a psychiatrist unfortunately and to be honest I think I'm too far gone to be helped. However having a different opinion to yours doesn't qualify as being in need of psychiatric attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suggestion in the OP is a bit shit...mainly because it's not actually funny. But add in a bit of wasting the pharmacist's time too and it's a no from me.

When I had my first Saturday job they tried all the tartan paint, long stand, long weight, bucket of steam stuff but even as a teenager I wasn't that gullible so I'd just use it as an excuse to sod off and not do any work for half an hour or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That is what I would do, but then I'm a bitch.

Good to hear someone else with a sense of humour!!

Depends on your line of work, some professions do this with juniors and apprentices."

I'll be honest I don't think the fact that not one poster has thought this funny is down to other people not having a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there's a fine line. The 'wind up' described in the op is bullying and humiliating for the person on the receiving end. Being sent for a long weight or a tin of tartan paint is almost expected and I think most juniors or apprentices are warned by their parents beforehand.

I apologise with the words "Wind up".

Choose from wind up, banter, having a laugh and prank etc.."

How about being a bully?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll bail out here, the thread was just meant for fun. It was, IMO, a funny story I heard.

Not sure why ppl are getting so hung up on it and spouting bully etc.. All I can suggest to them is to go and have a shag and have an orgasm to reduce stress. Many need to loosen up.

Some went with the humour, a big thanks to those. Good night folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That is what I would do, but then I'm a bitch.

Good to hear someone else with a sense of humour!!

Depends on your line of work, some professions do this with juniors and apprentices."

Sad that they still think this kind of thing is funny really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These things define some people, some think people need wrapping up in Cotton wool and should never leave the house.

Plenty happens to each other at work etc we know each other well, I wouldn't do something that is actually going to offend.

A new one on me a couple weeks back someone poked small holes in my bottle of water around the neck so when I went for a drink got wet! Revenge was I disconnected his van battery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms"."

Not sure I get this one... the results of the prank are the office junior returns and says in a loud voice, "here are the extra small condoms you ordered" or they keep the fiver and tell you your order wasn't ready... seems the joke will always be on you.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"To wind people up you could ask them to go get a long stand etc..

But a one I had in mind was when you get a bad cold, get the office junior or apprentice etc.. to go to the Pharmacy for you when they're on their lunch to pick up your prescription. Just tell them they just need to hand it in over the counter.

Inside a sealed envelope, place £5 and a written note on a piece paper saying, "I'm very sorry, but I'm very shy and I wondered if you sell extra small condoms"."

You are a banter legend

A LEDGE

No really you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sent for a long weight when i was an appo.

They weren't amused when they found me 2 hours later fert up in the canteen watching the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to play the shoebox game...

Leave a new (empty) shoebox on the bonnet/roof of a car in a carpark,or bench seat somewhere,retreat to a viewing point and wait till some greedy bugger thinks their in for the latest pair of Nikes...hahaha "

Or the bomb squad these days

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"These things define some people, some think people need wrapping up in Cotton wool and should never leave the house.

Plenty happens to each other at work etc we know each other well, I wouldn't do something that is actually going to offend.

A new one on me a couple weeks back someone poked small holes in my bottle of water around the neck so when I went for a drink got wet! Revenge was I disconnected his van battery!"

I haven't seen one person in this thread suggest that people shouldn't leave the house

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'll bail out here, the thread was just meant for fun. It was, IMO, a funny story I heard.

Not sure why ppl are getting so hung up on it and spouting bully etc.. All I can suggest to them is to go and have a shag and have an orgasm to reduce stress. Many need to loosen up.

Some went with the humour, a big thanks to those. Good night folks."

Pm'd you

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

A taxi driver got sent to a Police Station on his first night and got told to ask for a Miss Demeanour. He did as he was told and the Sergeant on the desk told him she had already left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Pm'd you"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A taxi driver got sent to a Police Station on his first night and got told to ask for a Miss Demeanour. He did as he was told and the Sergeant on the desk told him she had already left"

Lol

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I remember working on site and being sent to the DIY shops looking for things like sparks for the disc cutter, skirting board ladders and left handed hammers and so on but I knew what they were doing. The shop had a cafe inside and id just walk round letting them think they fooled me again and take 2 hours sat down drinking tea and having another sticky bun, walk back and say I couldnt find what they asked for. the silly pricks did it almost daily for about 3 weeks, and to top it all they thought I was the silly prick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember working on site and being sent to the DIY shops looking for things like sparks for the disc cutter, skirting board ladders and left handed hammers and so on but I knew what they were doing. The shop had a cafe inside and id just walk round letting them think they fooled me again and take 2 hours sat down drinking tea and having another sticky bun, walk back and say I couldnt find what they asked for. the silly pricks did it almost daily for about 3 weeks, and to top it all they thought I was the silly prick. "

That's the perfect way to handle it, spot on.

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