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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If found give it a slap and send it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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they have peanut m&m at the corner shop here, hmmm.

tbh if i had a box of them i wouldn't care about my mojo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back."

It's run off with mine someplace maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they have peanut m&m at the corner shop here, hmmm.

tbh if i had a box of them i wouldn't care about my mojo."

Indulge lovely! You know you want to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one "

My grangaughter got a peanut stuck in her ear yesterday there was only one way we could get ot out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one "

I can't have peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe..."

well I hope they are behaving themselves..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one

My grangaughter got a peanut stuck in her ear yesterday there was only one way we could get ot out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe...

well I hope they are behaving themselves.."

They can't be behaving more than me at the moment surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one

My grangaughter got a peanut stuck in her ear yesterday there was only one way we could get ot out

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We poured chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back."

Oooooh I'll help you find it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might have run off with mine......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one

My grangaughter got a peanut stuck in her ear yesterday there was only one way we could get ot out

We poured chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat "

Boom boom

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe...

well I hope they are behaving themselves.."

Having a threesome with mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe...

well I hope they are behaving themselves..

Having a threesome with mine

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Just my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find a bag of peanut m&ms helps tremendously. In fact you might find it in the bottom of the bag.. in half way into one

My grangaughter got a peanut stuck in her ear yesterday there was only one way we could get ot out

We poured chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat

Boom boom "

Thank you im here all week

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"they have peanut m&m at the corner shop here, hmmm.

tbh if i had a box of them i wouldn't care about my mojo.

Indulge lovely! You know you want to.. "

done.

i already had sent my ex to the shop earlier so i didn't buy any, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens.

I'm lie a rabid dog in breeding season for 3 weeks and then can't be arsed for a week.

I think it's just my body allowing the friction burns on my palms to heal though.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I know where mine is... It's on a high shelf out of reach, sticking it's tounge out at me... But I have a cunning plan

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe..."

Maybe they've buggered off on a secret holiday with mine

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now."

I stopped not long after I suggested you go for it!

Op - dive into a bowl of yummy strawberries. That's my next nibble

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now.

I stopped not long after I suggested you go for it!

Op - dive into a bowl of yummy strawberries. That's my next nibble "

no more food for me tonight!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now.

I stopped not long after I suggested you go for it!

Op - dive into a bowl of yummy strawberries. That's my next nibble "

I had 3 Tunnocks Milk Chocolate Teacakes and they perked me up a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If found give it a slap and send it back.

It's run off with mine someplace maybe..."

Looks like our mojo's have gone on a 'jolly boys outing' without us. That's why I'm taking a 'Fabbatical'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now."

Poundland were doing a kilo of peanut M&Ms for £4... I do like a bargain but by the time I'd got through half a bag, I couldn't face eating any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines gone too.

Everything has gone.

Gone Girl.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If I find it I'll give it a fluff up and send it back

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"eaten half a box of m&m, feel so fucking sick that my mojo has fucked off now.

Poundland were doing a kilo of peanut M&Ms for £4... I do like a bargain but by the time I'd got through half a bag, I couldn't face eating any more."

there's only 364gm in this box and still plenty left.

dunno what they're made of but it's sickly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to be hibernating. Anyone fancy luring it out of it's cave is more than welcome.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Found mine today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is back. I'm finally feeling like me again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Mine is back. I'm finally feeling like me again "

Woohoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine comes and goes.

It's here now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine likes to slip away without warning ..... I think it's here at the moment though.......I think!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is back. I'm finally feeling like me again

Woohoo."

Thank you sexy lady

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Well mine decided to show its face after skulking off a while back, only feckin trouble is mr mcduck is away on his jollies, just bloody brilliant looks like I'm lady wanking for the next ten days Mrs blue eyes

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Think we may have found a couple of the missing mojo's

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ive lost mine too im blaming the weather

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Mojo..what's one of those

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"ive lost mine too im blaming the weather "
. Aww vodds, it'll be back and they'll be no stopping ya, anyway at least that hottie in work will get a bit of a break Mrs blue eyes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine keeps jumping up and down screaming 'look at me, I'm here, I want to play and I'm hungry' but everyone else has lost theirs.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive lost mine too im blaming the weather . Aww vodds, it'll be back and they'll be no stopping ya, anyway at least that hottie in work will get a bit of a break Mrs blue eyes "
hes not there no more as not allowed to use agency now

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"ive lost mine too im blaming the weather . Aww vodds, it'll be back and they'll be no stopping ya, anyway at least that hottie in work will get a bit of a break Mrs blue eyes hes not there no more as not allowed to use agency now "
. Awww vodds that's not good, you might need a new job

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive lost mine too im blaming the weather . Aww vodds, it'll be back and they'll be no stopping ya, anyway at least that hottie in work will get a bit of a break Mrs blue eyes hes not there no more as not allowed to use agency now . Awww vodds that's not good, you might need a new job "
ive just got one looking after you young lady

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"ive lost mine too im blaming the weather . Aww vodds, it'll be back and they'll be no stopping ya, anyway at least that hottie in work will get a bit of a break Mrs blue eyes hes not there no more as not allowed to use agency now . Awww vodds that's not good, you might need a new job ive just got one looking after you young lady "
. Pmsl, and a damn fine job you'll do of it, and if you don't I'll sack ya

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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got really bad indigestion now.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"got really bad indigestion now. "
. Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes "

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. "

. Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick "

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. "

. Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. .

Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating? "

Just feel sick all the time, the not eating isn't helping but i just feel sick and cant eat. Plus i feel very bloated as well. Might be trapped wind, i've not farted much lately.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. .

Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating?

Just feel sick all the time, the not eating isn't helping but i just feel sick and cant eat. Plus i feel very bloated as well. Might be trapped wind, i've not farted much lately. "

. Lol, maybe, but sounds like good reason for a trip to the docs, although usually something and nothing, those kind of symptoms need checking out, it won't do any harm to have a chat about it at least, I'll not nag but give it some thought, and if you do go, let me know how you get on, Mrs blue eyesxxxx

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

Mine went in September. Hoping it returns in a couple of weeks plus I have a cold and my throat is really sore

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. .

Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating?

Just feel sick all the time, the not eating isn't helping but i just feel sick and cant eat. Plus i feel very bloated as well. Might be trapped wind, i've not farted much lately. .

Lol, maybe, but sounds like good reason for a trip to the docs, although usually something and nothing, those kind of symptoms need checking out, it won't do any harm to have a chat about it at least, I'll not nag but give it some thought, and if you do go, let me know how you get on, Mrs blue eyesxxxx"

Yeah, i will go, be nice to not feel like i'm 8 months pregnant. Gotta pick up some test results also when i get down there anyway.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. .

Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating?

Just feel sick all the time, the not eating isn't helping but i just feel sick and cant eat. Plus i feel very bloated as well. Might be trapped wind, i've not farted much lately. .

Lol, maybe, but sounds like good reason for a trip to the docs, although usually something and nothing, those kind of symptoms need checking out, it won't do any harm to have a chat about it at least, I'll not nag but give it some thought, and if you do go, let me know how you get on, Mrs blue eyesxxxx

Yeah, i will go, be nice to not feel like i'm 8 months pregnant. Gotta pick up some test results also when i get down there anyway. "

Good luck with it, make sure they listen properly, let me know how it goesxxxx

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"got really bad indigestion now. .

Eurghh peanut indigestion, one of the worst, try a glass of milk Mrs blue eyes

thanks, gonna have a very milky coffee in a minute. .

Ah, fingers crossed it'll do the trick

been feeling sick all week anyway from not eating, today has been the most stupid idea ever.

eeh, i'll stop moaning about it now. .

Ahh, if you can't moan in here where can you moan, why the not eating?

Just feel sick all the time, the not eating isn't helping but i just feel sick and cant eat. Plus i feel very bloated as well. Might be trapped wind, i've not farted much lately. .

Lol, maybe, but sounds like good reason for a trip to the docs, although usually something and nothing, those kind of symptoms need checking out, it won't do any harm to have a chat about it at least, I'll not nag but give it some thought, and if you do go, let me know how you get on, Mrs blue eyesxxxx

Yeah, i will go, be nice to not feel like i'm 8 months pregnant. Gotta pick up some test results also when i get down there anyway.

Good luck with it, make sure they listen properly, let me know how it goesxxxx "

Thanks, i will do.

The doctor i have now is pretty good, hence me going back for test results already.

Think i'll stay away from peanut m&m the rest of my life now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Found mine today "

Share it with me.

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