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A to Z of acceptable excuses for meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A - Anal leakage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken cock

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

B - budgie attack

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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C - cock crushed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C - Can't find shoes (I was in a rush, ok?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C- cunts on the blink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chlamydia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D dead

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"C - Can't find shoes (I was in a rush, ok?)"

That's OK, Cinderella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chlamydia "

That's find if you don't tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E - Engine failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E- elephant stole my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D dreaded wife found out me and my fuck buddy where planning a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit, being one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F- Foraging for berries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F- found someone else lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fire in the hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F - Fungus

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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G - Gangrene genitalia

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Forgot...to many on the go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F- found your real picture

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Halitosis - yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got called into work

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Got caught by the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M - Meteor strike

N - Nuclear war

P - Plague of locusts

Z - Zombie attack

Most other excuses are just not good enough!

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Gonorrhoea

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Indigestion

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Gonad shrinkage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H- had a meeting with the vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M- my husband is back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J- justin Bieber released a new single

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Klu Klux Klan came for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K- kids are awake

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Leprosy. Cock fell off.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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mints

got one stuck up a nostril

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

No=no....just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh I cba xxx

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Penis stuck in Chihuahua.

Sally

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Queynte ache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Queynte ache. "

Bravo.

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