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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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You wake up with birthday cake in your ear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips on your pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up with birthday cake in your ear..."
happy birthday .. was that in your ear ..Or in your rear

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Sherbet dib dab in your bed

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

A kebab as a pillow

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Aching in muscles you didn't even know you had and bruises you can't remember getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're stuck to the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got cock snot up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your head is where your feet should be and you are resting your head on some ones calves.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

... you wake up in your hotel room and there are naked bodies strewn about the place, and undies hanging from light fittings and door/cupboard handles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got cock snot up your fart pipe

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You wake up with birthday cake in your ear... happy birthday .. was that in your ear ..Or in your rear

Well kind of both when you look carefully....

that really is the icing on the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she had "gushed" all over your mattress

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

When you have verifications from people you don't remember fucking.

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"When you have verifications from people you don't remember fucking. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peanut trail from my cleavage to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up on Monday morning and forget where Sunday went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When police turn up before you even make it to bed

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Crumbs in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wake up fully clothed, with only one shoe and a helium balloon tied to your arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up in the morning naked strapped to a bar stool face down with your arse in the air in Funny Girls and not remembering a thing ???

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Cuddling a jacket potato complete with cheese!!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

The new bruises are a real problem. Nearly every meet I have a new massive bruise. Easy to spot me in pics by the bruises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday.

I always know I was d*unk when I wake up and haven't taken my socks off (only one is ever still on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't even make it through the front door and wake up on your door step with key in hand (luckily it was summer and I didn't freeze)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you don't even make it through the front door and wake up on your door step with key in hand (luckily it was summer and I didn't freeze) "

Done that a few times. Waking up in a ditch halfway home from a house party, with no idea how i had got there was a shock though.

Waking up in a wardrobe was good though, womb like, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up and have no shoes no handbag and a vague recollection of a strip club

Mrs

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