FabSwingers.com forum: If we were all forced to wear a warning label.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would yours say?

Mine would read:

Warning:

Already Disturbed

Proceed with caution!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't a morning thing, I'll be this grumpy all day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditsy

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

May cause drowsiness.

Or rage.

It depends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care

Explosive tendencies

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning

I block easily

Pass with care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't a morning thing, I'll be this grumpy all day long."

Only on days ending with "Day", Monday, Tuesday ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May cause drowsiness.

Or rage.

It depends."

Handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed me after midnight. Don't get me wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't rattle the cage'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn't a morning thing, I'll be this grumpy all day long.

Only on days ending with "Day", Monday, Tuesday ....

That works too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/02/17 23:06:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Warning label removed by poster at 10/02/17 23:06:12]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you don't get one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am rolling my eyes out loud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware

Purveyor of dodgy snake oil

It may taste of skittles

But severely intoxicating when consumed.

Dubious complexion benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just see nipple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Weirdo.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"May contain nuts

damn you... nicked mine!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ditsy

And cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: Has a secret crush on Trump"

FTFY.

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By *amianoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Beast inside

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"May cause drowsiness.

Or rage.

It depends.

Handle with care "

Nah, I'm not that delicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: Has a secret crush on Trump

FTFY."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Will sleep after ejaculation.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

The forum? The whole forum? Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likely to cause flooding (kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hey. You guys!'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Warning: Will sleep after ejaculation."

I refer you to my earlier answer.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Danger Electric Shock Risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Don't rattle the cage'"

"Approaching the cage cautiously"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything but sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/02/17 23:14:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

The forum? The whole forum? Wow

of course not. Most would have no opinion. Fuck. ...why do people take what you say so literally on here. It's like being back in childcare. I have to think about what I'm saying so no fucker is offended or gets upset or takes it out of context! Such hard work.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Too hot to handle xxxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

The forum? The whole forum? Wow

Fancy a fuck

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have to think about what I'm saying so no fucker is offended or gets upset or takes it out of context! Such hard work.

It will be

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

MAY CAUSE IRRITATION

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

D'oh!

It's already there...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"D'oh!

It's already there...

C*ntains Strong Language

Man in Glastonbury, South West, UK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody, is to Trust Them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warning: Will sleep after ejaculation."

Ever heard of Edging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

The forum? The whole forum? Wow

Fancy a fuck

ssshhhh you'll tarnish your reputation

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"If you are reading labels in my clothing, I'm clerly duller than I think I am."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody, is to Trust Them. "

That's profound and true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: Will sleep after ejaculation.

Ever heard of Edging

It would probably be a good idea in my case.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

This way up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""If you are reading labels in my clothing, I'm clerly duller than I think I am.""

I'm nosey when I tidy up in the morning

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hand wash only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This way up

Viagra

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By *itsnbobsyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Gag and ear protection required

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hand wash only

Car £8 Van £10......

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By *itsnbobsyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hand wash only

Car £8 Van £10......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps ketchup

In the

Cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps ketchup

In the

Cupboard"

Sick bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the forum, mine would read "fucking freak. Avoid"

The forum? The whole forum? Wow

Fancy a fuck

ssshhhh you'll tarnish your reputation

What rep? I'm just a mad fucker with dodgy snake oil

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

Approach with caution , this girl is very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps ketchup

In the

Cupboard"

*faps*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Keeps ketchup

In the

Cupboard

Sick bastard "

Entirely reasonable behaviour in my book

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

For best results, don't let her get hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach with caution,,, this chap.is jolly well living an Enid Blyton book . Full of spiffing adventures and wizard wheeze's.

Mostly harmless

Pooch on the other hand is jolly approachable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancies Theresa May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please handle with care

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Warning - slippery when wet.

(that is actually a label on my glass bathroom scales lol!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Approach with caution,,, this chap.is jolly well living an Enid Blyton book . Full of spiffing adventures and wizard wheeze's.

Mostly harmless

Pooch on the other hand is jolly approachable

Well, you know what Grown Up's are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Approach with caution,,, this chap.is jolly well living an Enid Blyton book . Full of spiffing adventures and wizard wheeze's.

Mostly harmless

Pooch on the other hand is jolly approachable

Well, you know what Grown Up's are

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

"Warning - slippery when wet.

(that is actually a label on my glass bathroom scales lol!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Approach with caution,,, this chap.is jolly well living an Enid Blyton book . Full of spiffing adventures and wizard wheeze's.

Mostly harmless

Pooch on the other hand is jolly approachable

Well, you know what Grown Up's are

Grew up on Enid Blyton...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Keep away - bitch mode in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE"
#

oh that song is gonna go to bed with me - tvm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Approach with caution,,, this chap.is jolly well living an Enid Blyton book . Full of spiffing adventures and wizard wheeze's.

Mostly harmless

Pooch on the other hand is jolly approachable

Well, you know what Grown Up's are

Grew up on Enid Blyton...

I am.still reading them and boys own adventures , splendidly writing stuff and adventures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancies Theresa May

Guide Dogs name is Sam

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Permanently horny

Approach with care

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Work in progress.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Years ago, staff at my work got me a Badge on which the character "Animal" off The Muppets was depicted with words underneath stating....

Fuck Off, I'm having a bad day!

Colleagues swore it was nowhere like me at all! Yeah, right!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Danger - Volatile Material

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE"

Check all equipment before use; Pat test

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

This girl doesn't smoke dimp's

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancies Theresa May

Guide Dogs name is Sam

See my previous post within this thread

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

This girl doesn't smoke dimp's

x x

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Do not drive or operate heavy machinery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Danger - Volatile Material

Health and Safety at work; Handling a woman, Para 4, Section 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me...!!! I've forgotten all about Theresa May after checking out your pics. You're GORGEOUS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work in progress. "

Progressing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning :- experienced snorkel divers only

At risk of flooding

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

If you find this man wondering around please return him to the nearest model shop.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Do not feed the animals".

But maybe more truthful is

"May contain sarcasm".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: This guy likes haribos

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By *eggie0111Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Mine would be.

Cuntius Maxius

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sometimes I sit and wonder why I'm not in the mental asylum..

Then I look around at everyone and realise, maybe I am....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warning: This guy likes haribos

I like anything squidgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: This guy likes haribos

I like anything squidgy

"
Mmmmm yes, that is very nice

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Mine would be be prepared for fireworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: contents are HOT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bitch bites back....deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffers fools lightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtain cock

Wiper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Wide load' and 'handle with caution '

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

WARNING: May contain alcohol.

WARNING: Contact may result in intercourse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness or learn the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Do not poke until after 2 cups of coffee have been consumed

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"Warning: Do not poke until after 2 cups of coffee have been consumed"

poke and run

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks

Warning - Contains content some may find distressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution drowning risk

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"Caution drowning risk

better wear a life jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution drowning risk

better wear a life jacket

Snorkel dude then paddle hehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution drowning risk

better wear a life jacket

Snorkel dude then paddle hehee"

Goggles a minimum requirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My labeL used to say "If you are close enough to read this, it's too late"

but I took it off, don't want to give the quick ones that chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution drowning risk

better wear a life jacket

Snorkel dude then paddle hehee

Goggles a minimum requirement "

I am a qualified diver skin and scuba if that helps at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not making

The same mistakes

Lib's father did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave unattended

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Mine would read

Warning approach with caution total fucker at play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancies Theresa May

Twisted man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/02/17 06:44:45]

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Warning

Already heartbroken. Handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say ....do you really want this ..really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please shut the gate

Proceed with caution

Hazardous waste

Slippery when wet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Warning - twuntish sarcasm highly likely.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Either

May contain nuts

Sarcastic bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repent repent

Jesus is coming

Or is it.... Cumming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING : Oven gloves required.

Too hot to handle.

** (ok, we can dream, lol) **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: causes explosive orgasms

& jelly legs

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Warning: Weirdo."

That would be appropriate for both of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WARNING : Oven gloves required.

Too hot to handle.

** (ok, we can dream, lol) **"

Lol this made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning do not feed the animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOM!!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not dead: just asleep...a lot

Ruby

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Warning - sense of humour is a very acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause iritation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light the blue touchpaper and stand well back !

Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause addiction

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

up to no good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains a Fucking Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware may contain Nuts

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Toxic.....try if you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you handle me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning - Hugs may cause stimulation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TONGUE LIKE A COW AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: May contain tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Government Health Warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning... risk of tsunami.. armbands and snorkels advised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: May contain tea. "
love tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beware may contain Nuts

This would work best for TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs regular feeding, suffers with severe hangry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS ^ is the resting bitch face.

Lay flat to dry, to avoid creases.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tendancy to grope and goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

milk......does a body good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beware may contain Nuts

This would work best for TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome forum

Thread legend

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Warning: Drop below

Trip Hazard.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

BEWARE!!!

SHE BITES

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By *oxylady45Woman
over a year ago

N. Ireland

WARNING .. BIOHAZARD .. Authorised Personnel Only ..

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING : Stud has 9" cock.

**( measured from his arsehole )**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains no fruit

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

All out of Fucks, none available to give!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Snappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl with a little extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: he really is as daft as he looks.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

My dumplings are addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proceed with caution

Use sparingly

May cause irritation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MANFLU - Stroke his ego

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My dumplings are addictive

Tasty little clouds of goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like

Jelly Babies

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