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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

Well, my profile apparently falls short.

I know this is a looooong shot.

But would anyone like to write my profile for me?

It needs some ooomph apparently.

*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could just copy someones work

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"you could just copy someones work

copy mine.

i never asked anyone to do my homework though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

Well, my profile apparently falls short.

I know this is a looooong shot.

But would anyone like to write my profile for me?

It needs some ooomph apparently.

*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask"

write your own ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for a profile just a Hot Arse Balloon™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx"
ptu I just choked on my chocochino

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx"

This actually isn't bad. It doesn't put me in the best light, but expectations are managed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on to fuck.do yer own for god sake man.you know what ya want not us

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Slim 5'6" guy with no interests (see blank list above) wants fun. Anything considered, to expand my interests.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on to fuck.do yer own for god sake man.you know what ya want not us

It took me four weeks to come up with what I have.

Having been in the forums, and reading everything, I'm unsure what I actual want now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx ptu I just choked on my chocochino

xx"
My pleasure. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

This actually isn't bad. It doesn't put me in the best light, but expectations are managed.

Room for improvement Sir?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 years and I still keep rewriting mine and it's very confusing now ??

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx"

Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums!

Indeed.

Mr.E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums!

Apart from.....

https://youtu.be/aR-kFIQh_hU

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 years and I still keep rewriting mine and it's very confusing now ??"

yours is ok but would benefit from a profile pic plus one other...

it doesn't have to be a face/cock pic either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums!

Indeed.

Mr.E"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA.

xxx

Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums!

. I'm so regretting my name now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Too' has two 'o' s

That's my top tip!

Ruby

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. Other than that I have no useful advice to offer; my own profile is just a very long-winded way of saying to people I probably won't ever meet them. So what would I know about writing a good one anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

Attentive even

he he he. Bloomin auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't even written mine yet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

No because I never did that. Some of us are genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

No because I never did that. Some of us are genuine

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

No because I never did that. Some of us are genuine

In 'real' life I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

However, you have the pics and wit to interest people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

No because I never did that. Some of us are genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Nobody reads the words anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Nobody reads the words anyway "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Nobody reads the words anyway

I do

I've got a short attention span

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see anything wrong with your profile personally. All looks good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Nobody reads the words anyway

I do

I've got a short attention span

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. Other than that I have no useful advice to offer; my own profile is just a very long-winded way of saying to people I probably won't ever meet them. So what would I know about writing a good one anyway?"

Sorry but is that a steel boned corset u wear in ur pics? If so, where do u get them from plz? They look lovely. Ta

(Sorry to hijack this thread)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry but is that a steel boned corset u wear in ur pics? If so, where do u get them from plz? They look lovely. Ta

(Sorry to hijack this thread)"

Some of them are. The Corset Boulevard ones are my faves and I also think I got a couple from Corset Story when they had a BOGOF deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling

I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Save even more time by letting them use their own pics and going on the meet for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Save even more time by letting them use their own pics and going on the meet for you."

A win win.

I like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling

I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?

My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile reads great - personality and humour shines through. Your pics are very tasteful and erotic rather than explicit - so a tick for them too. I would meet you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling

I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?

My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke!

Oh. You mean smiling from great sex?

Now your making things hard for me.

I meant difficult for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?

Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!

Hope that helps!

If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.

Size is not everything Misterbee

If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.

Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..

All the words I can't spell. Brilliant

I can smile at the end though.

If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling

I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?

My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke!

Oh. You mean smiling from great sex?

Now your making things hard for me.

I meant difficult for me

He he he

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

Well, my profile apparently falls short.

I know this is a looooong shot.

But would anyone like to write my profile for me?

It needs some ooomph apparently.

*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask"

Did your gerbil eat it ?

(No small furry animals were harmed in this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most certainly I will, guaranteed winning profile.

I will just be needing a few details to get me started:

Full name, login, name, dob, mothers maiden name, bank branch and sort code, account number, and your original passport should be enough to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?

Well, my profile apparently falls short.

I know this is a looooong shot.

But would anyone like to write my profile for me?

It needs some ooomph apparently.

*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask

Did your gerbil eat it ?

(No small furry animals were harmed in this post

But just look at the mess you made with the big ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most certainly I will, guaranteed winning profile.

I will just be needing a few details to get me started:

Full name, login, name, dob, mothers maiden name, bank branch and sort code, account number, and your original passport should be enough to start with

Thanks for the help. I'll post them on this thread for you soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.

That's exactly my approach

Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. "

That's how I read that part too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.

That's how I read that part too

I know. I've re-read it.

. Your right. It makes no sense.

Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.

That's exactly my approach

Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures

sure you're inundated. Enjoy and happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't even written mine yet

Yep, pretty brief!

In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles

Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.

That's exactly my approach

Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures

Can I borrow some of your pics?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I've had someone partially copy mine but two whole paragraphs were word for word. Then they had the gall to message me and ask to meet. Twat!

I've also had someone message me for a meet that had taken the complete text from my friends profile and it was word for word the same except he'd changed his age. Needless to say he got a flea in his ear.

Put some effort in guys

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No need for a profile just a Hot Arse Balloon™"

Well everyone knows that you're full of hot air anyway

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.

That's how I read that part too

I know. I've re-read it.

. Your right. It makes no sense.

Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday.

Sorry these fat fingers aren't great at typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.

That's how I read that part too

I know. I've re-read it.

. Your right. It makes no sense.

Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday.

Sorry these fat fingers aren't great at typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had someone partially copy mine but two whole paragraphs were word for word. Then they had the gall to message me and ask to meet. Twat!

Put some effort in guys

Is there an industry standard That people plagiarise then? Any key words you can slip in for me.

*handing a pen to you as I lick the nib.

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