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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come aboard all you flirts and sexy people.

If your feeling flirty for the weekend ahead, or need the opportunity to wink, fab, & flirt with other passengers. Join in here or Pm each others. Swap pics and got the horn turned up to 11

Naughty passengers at the back. And if you wink the driver as you get on. You get a free ride.

Anyone bring any tools, I need my horn sorting out. I've not been able to use it all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All aboard!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ok I'm on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer..."

Walking down canal street

Knocking on every door...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I'm on the bus."

not your usual chopper self?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer...

Walking down canal street

Knocking on every door..."

Well now erm phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On board and fabbing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't join in, I get travel sick on busses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get into this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding ding! One way ticket to hornyville please.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Let's get into this

Can I sit next to you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok I'm on the bus.

not your usual chopper self?

You mean I'm not arguing about being on the bus? I'm saving my energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, who's on the backseat with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding ding all aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't join in, I get travel sick on busses

There's some sweets you can take for it.

Ask some passengers and see if anyone has anything you can pop in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, who's on the backseat with me?"

You have it all to yourself at the moment. Saver it, it gets filled up rather quickly on that back seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I'm on the bus.

not your usual chopper self?

You mean I'm not arguing about being on the bus? I'm saving my energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tickets please

Can I get one from you....ticket that is!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Will it be a bumpy ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's get into this

Can I sit next to you?

Certainly Miss Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will it be a bumpy ride? "

If you sit near the driver. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be a bumpy ride? "

Driver.....hit the potholes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the ride

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Morning !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning !!!!"

Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In for the ride

Good girl.

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Can I have a lift please?

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Early entry in the bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly runs to the back of the bus hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a lift please?

Of course. Where would you like to sit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty passengers at the back. And if you wank the driver as you get on. You get a free ride.

FTFY....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hitch a lift if I flash my stocking tops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naughty passengers at the back. And if you wank the driver as you get on. You get a free ride.

I'd like to do TFY....

I'm so glad you did.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Can I have a lift please?

Of course. Where would you like to sit? "

Do you have vibrating seats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop woop aboard the fab fun bud.

Miss Cov

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?"

Raises ummmmm hand haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got room for two Naughty Minxs

Cheers Risqué

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one big bus!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got room for two Naughty Minxs

Cheers Risqué

Yes. There's double seats. Sometimes there's room for 3 don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a lift please?

Of course. Where would you like to sit?

Do you have vibrating seats?

No. But I can shake it quickly side to side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got room for two Naughty Minxs

Cheers Risqué

Yes. There's double seats. Sometimes there's room for 3 don't you think?

Oooooow

we do like three seaters definitely more fun ......box is ticked we'll be on at the next stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hitch a lift if I flash my stocking tops?

Not sure but please try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be a bumpy ride? "

if it is maybe I could steady it for you.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

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back seat you...now

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

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and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning sexy scoundrels.

It's been a long week and with only a few hours to go before the weekend begins I have one thing one the mind, the company of a delightful woman or couple this evening.

Am taking in a late night exhibition if anyone fancies joining for a an evening of culture, innuendo and mischief x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Runs to the back. I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sneaks on without paying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx"

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow... this is a massive bus!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Runs to the back. I'm here

"
keen very keen, do you like pet play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Tried to msg you

But alas unable. If you would like to chat (naughty hehe) msg me. Fingers crossed. Legs not.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

"
ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Runs to the back. I'm here

keen very keen, do you like pet play?

Msg me and find out hehe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Tried to msg you

But alas unable. If you would like to chat (naughty hehe) msg me. Fingers crossed. Legs not."
all my filters are on, its not personal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sneaks on without paying

The only way you could get on would get slipping in behind me without me noticing.

Wait, that sound fun. Kinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

Raises ummmmm hand haha

back seat you...now

Tried to msg you

But alas unable. If you would like to chat (naughty hehe) msg me. Fingers crossed. Legs not.all my filters are on, its not personal. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow... this is a massive bus! "

Why thank you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow... this is a massive bus! "

Still a seat next to me going free

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

"
you or me wearing the blindfold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?"

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

x"
all good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

xall good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

Bows head. Sorry mistress. Please punish me for breaking the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey gorgeous suzy xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

xall good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

Bows head. Sorry mistress. Please punish me for breaking the rules.

"
i shall do what pleasure me, not what pleasures you..first lesson

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hey gorgeous suzy xxx"
hey lovely..how are you this morning? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it OK to just get on for the ride?

There's nowhere in particular I need to go today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I get on, and could we call by the pleasure zone? Just need to finish my hot and frothy latte first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

xall good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

Bows head. Sorry mistress. Please punish me for breaking the rules.

i shall do what pleasure me, not what pleasures you..first lesson "

Yes mistress

Sorry mistress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?"

I have one for both of us. Double the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it OK to just get on for the ride?

There's nowhere in particular I need to go today "

We can sit and look out the window playing I spy together

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Are we there yet

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

I have one for both of us. Double the fun.

"
awesome ..heightens the senses..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all you lovely people!

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I get on, and could we call by the pleasure zone? Just need to finish my hot and frothy latte first."

Yes you can get on. Just wink when you need to get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a nice long drive

I'll bring my box of toys to play with along the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a nice long drive

I'll bring my box of toys to play with along the way

Can I watch please

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm off today and could do with a ride

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

xall good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

Bows head. Sorry mistress. Please punish me for breaking the rules.

i shall do what pleasure me, not what pleasures you..first lesson

Yes mistress

Sorry mistress.

"
good boy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on board and winked at the driver. Does that help me get more brownie points please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off today and could do with a ride

Would you like to go all the way?

*my best line to date.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm off today and could do with a ride

Would you like to go all the way?

*my best line to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off today and could do with a ride

Welome aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on board and winked at the driver. Does that help me get more brownie points please. "

Did I misspell wanking in the opening post again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wink...whos my free ride?

is that the naughty banter you were after op?

Er,,,,,Yes, I'm here for just banter.

and the winks?

not the free rides then? xx

I wouldn't know. I'm always driving, somebody has to keep their hands on the wheel.

ahhh the safety back out..i see how it is

Safety? Me? I drive with blindfolds of that excites you?

you or me wearing the blindfold?

Hey come to the back you. Haha. Leaving me hanging.

I wanted to learn about pet play

xall good subs wait quietly while their mistress is busy

Bows head. Sorry mistress. Please punish me for breaking the rules.

i shall do what pleasure me, not what pleasures you..first lesson

Yes mistress

Sorry mistress.

good boy.."

Thank you mistress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a jolly sing along?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a jolly sing along? "

Yes but only if everyone is wearing highheels lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a jolly sing along? "

Yes. You can start.

Breath in and get that chest out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you all pipe down please I've still got a headache.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you all pipe down please I've still got a headache.

xxx"

Would you like a stroke?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Any room for a little un?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any room for a little un?

Not the best advert. Try better.

but jump in and buckle up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of alliteration. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a lot of alliteration. I like it. "

Is it enthusiastically and endlessly endorsed by an eloquently educated Englishman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come aboard all you flirts and sexy people.

If your feeling flirty for the weekend ahead, or need the opportunity to wink, fab, & flirt with other passengers. Join in here or Pm each others. Swap pics and got the horn turned up to 11

Naughty passengers at the back. And if you wink the driver as you get on. You get a free ride.

Anyone bring any tools, I need my horn sorting out. I've not been able to use it all week.

Is there room for me to sit on your gear stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you all pipe down please I've still got a headache.

xxx

Would you like a stroke?

Errrrrr no thanks

I'll have a fab tho

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come aboard all you flirts and sexy people.

If your feeling flirty for the weekend ahead, or need the opportunity to wink, fab, & flirt with other passengers. Join in here or Pm each others. Swap pics and got the horn turned up to 11

Naughty passengers at the back. And if you wink the driver as you get on. You get a free ride.

Anyone bring any tools, I need my horn sorting out. I've not been able to use it all week.

Is there room for me to sit on your gear stick?

Yes. It struggles to pull out when in 4thgear though. You need to pull out hard and fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap??? "

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

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over a year ago

"I'm on board and winked at the driver. Does that help me get more brownie points please.

Did I misspell wanking in the opening post again?

Hahahahahaha not sure did you. Well I winked anyway the other yoi have to do yourself so that enjoy xxxx

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

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By *leaser_m69Man
over a year ago

london

Can I get a ticket for the last stop please?

Squeezing through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard

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over a year ago

"Can I get a ticket for the last stop please?

Squeezing through

there's a free seat beside me. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I get a ticket to travel please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard"

Ohh I could do with seeing a doctor

I have something that needs seeing to

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over a year ago

"Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard

Ohh I could do with seeing a doctor

I have something that needs seeing to

Hmm jump aboard sit on Dr GreyGoose's lap whisper in my ear

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

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over a year ago

"Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard

Ohh I could do with seeing a doctor

I have something that needs seeing to

Hmm jump aboard sit on Dr GreyGoose's lap whisper in my ear

OK doctor. Will you give me something to sort out my problem???

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good ride

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By *leaser_m69Man
over a year ago

london

"Can I get a ticket for the last stop please?

Squeezing through

there's a free seat beside me. . . "

Hey there

* Sits next to you

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over a year ago

"Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard

Ohh I could do with seeing a doctor

I have something that needs seeing to

Hmm jump aboard sit on Dr GreyGoose's lap whisper in my ear

OK doctor. Will you give me something to sort out my problem???

Hmm oh I have just the thing lol will leave with a big smile on ur face & wobbly legs

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over a year ago

"Everyone would be laid by the end of this trip lol

jumping aboard

Ohh I could do with seeing a doctor

I have something that needs seeing to

Hmm jump aboard sit on Dr GreyGoose's lap whisper in my ear

OK doctor. Will you give me something to sort out my problem???

Hmm oh I have just the thing lol will leave with a big smile on ur face & wobbly legs

That sounds like the perfect remedy

please give it to me then

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over a year ago

"Can I get a ticket for the last stop please?

Squeezing through

there's a free seat beside me. . .

Hey there

* Sits next to you

Well hello

I sometimes like to hold onto things while I'm riding. . So apologises if I grab hold of you

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

*running late as usual* nearly missed it, one please.. Return? Yes.. I'd like to go all the way and on the way back

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone was always de-bagged on our college bus trips - any volunteers??

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

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over a year ago

"Someone was always T-bagged on our college bus trips - any volunteers??

FIFY.

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Someone was always T-bagged on our college bus trips - any volunteers??

FIFY.

Haha!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Due a wee road trip.....pick me up on your travels

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

Always up for a ride

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I can catch the bus. Some fucker has put me up in a Hot Arse Balloon

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

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By *eece38Man
over a year ago

Surbiton

I'm on

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

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over a year ago

"I don't have any money to pay. . Can I get a free ride on someone's lap???

Yes you can. If you feel anything poking you. It's my mobile phone in my pocket. Honest.

No problem, I like things poking into me

oh.

Do you have anything bigger than a mobile to poke me with?

Yes. My hands have to stay on the wheel whilst we're in motion.

You'll have to reach down and get it, if it's stuck, I suggest wrap your fingers around it and pull it.

Ohh well if you insist. . I will help myself to what you have hiding down there and keep poking myself with it. Make sure you keep concentrating on the road and I'll enjoy the ride

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

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over a year ago

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

This journey is better already.

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over a year ago

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

This journey is better already.

Could I have some of your cream please? I would love to taste it

would you like me to take it from you myself so you don't have to take your hands off the wheel??

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over a year ago

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

This journey is better already.

Could I have some of your cream please? I would love to taste it

would you like me to take it from you myself so you don't have to take your hands off the wheel??

I thought you never ask.

I was told it's sweet and creamy when it's on your tongue.

If your having cream do you have anything to share with the driver?

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

Hmmm...I'm not entirely convinced that the driver is concentrating on the road

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over a year ago

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

This journey is better already.

Could I have some of your cream please? I would love to taste it

would you like me to take it from you myself so you don't have to take your hands off the wheel??

I thought you never ask.

I was told it's sweet and creamy when it's on your tongue.

If your having cream do you have anything to share with the driver? "

Well I hope to find out for myself exactly what you. . I mean 'it' tastes like

I have something to share with the driver. . It's quite tasty and sweet but requires either his fingers or tongue to gently stimulate it. I may start breathing heavier with the odd sigh because I love sharing it but just carry on. . I will offer encouragement in the way of holding him firmly in place and getting louder as he gets close to it but please don't let him stop!!!!

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over a year ago

"Hmmm...I'm not entirely convinced that the driver is concentrating on the road

It's all under control. He's assured me he's concentrating while I use my hands to release the cream. I'm happy to share it?

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over a year ago

"Hmmm...I'm not entirely convinced that the driver is concentrating on the road

Your right. You drive for a while.

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over a year ago

I insist.

Ohh that's very demanding. . I like it

It's all included with your ticket to ride.

That's a good package you offer

Would you like to sign up for future rides? The frequent riders offers are pretty good too.

Yes please.. . Will you be taking me to places I've never been before during these rides you give me???

and not to mention things to eat along the way.

Oh you spoil me

I will take anything you give to me

This journey is better already.

Could I have some of your cream please? I would love to taste it

would you like me to take it from you myself so you don't have to take your hands off the wheel??

I thought you never ask.

I was told it's sweet and creamy when it's on your tongue.

If your having cream do you have anything to share with the driver?

Well I hope to find out for myself exactly what you. . I mean 'it' tastes like

Everyone. An unscheduled rest stop.

Everyone off to stretch out legs.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Ooh I think I've arrived...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I think I've arrived...

Can you ring the bell, And you can get yourself off if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intentionally missed my stop to see what saucy minx's are still onboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally getting on

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

How far can I ride for 67p and a 100 tesco bonus points recipt?

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over a year ago

"How far can I ride for 67p and a 100 tesco bonus points recipt?"

There and back.

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

"Hmmm...I'm not entirely convinced that the driver is concentrating on the road

It's all under control. He's assured me he's concentrating while I use my hands to release the cream. I'm happy to share it? "

Happy for you to share your hands (not so sure about you sharing the cream, though).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I've finished with the driver!!! Now heading to the back. Anyone want to keep me company? I have strawberries and ice cream to share

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By *art1177Man
over a year ago

Burbage

I am on the bus ??

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"OK I've finished with the driver!!! Now heading to the back. Anyone want to keep me company? I have strawberries and ice cream to share

That's lucky, I'm sat at the back of the bus with 2 spoons.

It's like it was ment to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get on the bus please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get on the bus please

at the back with me...hopefully the drivers watching(but not to crash ffs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get on the bus please

at the back with me...hopefully the drivers watching(but not to crash ffs)"

Oh I don't do well st the back, I like to see where I'm going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor have you got an empty seat next to you. You look very fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This saucy minx is still on

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over a year ago

"Can I get on the bus please

at the back with me...hopefully the drivers watching(but not to crash ffs)

Oh I don't do well st the back, I like to see where I'm going

Do you like being up front? You get a great view!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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This bus trip is shit

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over a year ago

"Can I get on the bus please

at the back with me...hopefully the drivers watching(but not to crash ffs)

Oh I don't do well st the back, I like to see where I'm going

Do you like being up front? You get a great view!

Haha unless there is a bed at the back that I can share with a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more space?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This bus trip is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join the fun bus?

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over a year ago

"Can I get on the bus please

at the back with me...hopefully the drivers watching(but not to crash ffs)

Oh I don't do well st the back, I like to see where I'm going

Do you like being up front? You get a great view!

Haha unless there is a bed at the back that I can share with a lovely lady

A bed?

I'll take it into the shop for next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a weeeeeee

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a weeeeeee

xxx"

Here's some kink!

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