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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought us bikers had it hard when getting a Bee stuck in our helmets but a Lady and I use the term loosely from here has had an unfortunate incident she wishes to share without being named, whilst driving her convertable car to the local shop she clipped a Bee and it landed in her lap, as she was unable to stop quickly or remove the Bee it stung her on one of her flappy paddles (not the gear change ones) and she is now sat at home with her legs up and a kimbo rubbing germoline onto the stung area, very very sad and a lesson to be learnt I'm sure, my deepest sympathy goes out to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I could help by kissing it better?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Hahaha sorry I couldnt stop myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thats bloody terrible i hope she makes a quick and full recovery xx

(and i hope my sides stop hurting and my tears dry up soon as i have ta go ta work pmsl) xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's only a little prick

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

ouch, i sat on a bee as a kid and that was painfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

, making it swell up to make it tight is cheatin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I would be in trouble.

I'm allergic to wasp & bee stings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day. "

Your right Wishy, that will teach her to drive through Scotland dressed like that, those Scottish Bee's don't like English Womens bits

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I too have been ralted this unfirtunate story and it was a long dress

I too am trying not to laugh, but failing miserably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just goes to show you should always use protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day.

Your right Wishy, that will teach her to drive through Scotland dressed like that, those Scottish Bee's don't like English Womens bits "

I can imagine it. "Och noo, a wee zazzenach, U'm ginni git her reet in the snatch!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day.

Your right Wishy, that will teach her to drive through Scotland dressed like that, those Scottish Bee's don't like English Womens bits

I can imagine it. "Och noo, a wee zazzenach, U'm ginni git her reet in the snatch!""

pmsl

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

think i would end up crashing the car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Bee have...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh Bee have... "

lol you have bee n waiting to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awch! Reminds me of a time when i had to use a call box..( old red one) in the middle of a call bee buzzed around and ended up in my bra!! panicked..dropped the phone..ran into the nearest doorway looking like something possesed... whipped my top off.. to the astonishment of the guy comming downstairs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooof that's unlucky! I've never been stung so I don't know what it's like but that sounds flipping painful!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ouchy, but that has made my day (not that I usually laugh at other people's misfortunes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day. "

And just how many other peeps thought this......lol

Feel for her though..

Id bee in hospital if it was me. Im allergic too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's nice to see you are all genuinely concerned, it's not like she could of stopped in a Laine to sort it out, I must check for typo's as well

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"It's nice to see you are all genuinely concerned, it's not like she could of stopped in a Laine to sort it out, I must check for typo's as well "

You are evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to see you are all genuinely concerned, it's not like she could of stopped in a Laine to sort it out, I must check for typo's as well

You are evil lol"

If I have done anything untowards it is entirely by mistake

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yea yea we believe you ..NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to see you are all genuinely concerned, it's not like she could of stopped in a Laine to sort it out, I must check for typo's as well "

lmfao... kev your in so much trouble i bet!!

hope you cover quickly forum lurker xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not happy unless I'm in trouble, a bag of Haribo's and one of my special massages and all will be forgiven, she's a pussycat really

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p.s I fookin hope

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

dont know what the fuss is about personally ,i am sure its not the first buzzy thing and stinging feeling she has had down there ?

then again the Bumble bee is now a protected species.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"That'll teach her to wear a short skirt with no knickers on in a convertible on a summer's day.

And just how many other peeps thought this......lol

Feel for her though..

Id bee in hospital if it was me. Im allergic too.... "

the bee is in hospital,

it's not looking good.

although it's still got a smile on it's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey, just reminded me of a date I had in my late teens. Hot guy with scooter, off we went heading for the coast. However, the adventure was cut short when a bee ran into him and stung him in the balls. Quick return home - oh how me old mam n dad grinned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always worried my lil pussy will get stung by a bee one day!!!

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