FabSwingers.com forum: The Ham Shank Redemption

By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

If you had £1 for every wank you'd ever had in your life up to this point, how much money do you reckon you'd have? And what would you buy with said money?

I reckon I'd have enough for a round the world cruise

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"If you had £1 for every wank you'd ever had in your life up to this point, how much money do you reckon you'd have? And what would you buy with said money?

I reckon I'd have enough for a round the world cruise

£1,437 and a penis extension........or a holiday

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

If your interrupted during it do you make it 50p or round it up to nearest pound ?

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If your interrupted during it do you make it 50p or round it up to nearest pound ?

If you don't get to finish then it's only 50p. It all adds up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day trip to the seaside .....

I hardly have a lady wank

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

50 yr old guy (for example)

Starts to wank at 14

36 years wanking

Average (for arguments sake) 4 wanks a week

Is 7488 wanks or £7488.00p

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I reckon I'd have around 15 grand (yeah, I did the maths lol!)

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I reckon I'd have around 15 grand (yeah, I did the maths lol!)

So did I! Turns out I'm a bigger wanker than I thought.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Today alone would of paid for my dinner tonight in a nice restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm emigrate to Australia

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Today alone would of paid for my dinner tonight in a nice restaurant

You've been busy

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Hmmmm emigrate to Australia "

Would you have enough money left over to come back and visit us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a Freddo bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a millionaire like that wanker Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollllll

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Probably a Freddo bar

I've no idea what a Freddo bar is but knowing how much you wank...I imagine they must cost about £100,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm emigrate to Australia

Would you have enough money left over to come back and visit us?"

Maybe, if there on a wanking visa

Madame B

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"50 yr old guy (for example)

Starts to wank at 14

36 years wanking

Average (for arguments sake) 4 wanks a week

Is 7488 wanks or £7488.00p

4 wanks a week?

Ffs.... when I first discovered wanking I probably did it about 10 times a day lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ladies count? I'm pretty sure I could have afforded that Aston Martin by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we take inflation (monetary, not the floppy to erect kind) into consideration?

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Do ladies count? I'm pretty sure I could have afforded that Aston Martin by now. "

Ladies definitely count

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Can we take inflation (monetary, not the floppy to erect kind) into consideration?"

Yes, definitely.

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"50 yr old guy (for example)

Starts to wank at 14

36 years wanking

Average (for arguments sake) 4 wanks a week

Is 7488 wanks or £7488.00p

4 wanks a week?

Ffs.... when I first discovered wanking I probably did it about 10 times a day lol!

Yeah I'm with you on that point but I just sort of guesstimated a average overall to try and take into account times when you couldn't knock one out such as work or perhaps busy periods and such... I think the above would probably be the minimum sort of sum.... a sort of minimum wanking wage

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Ide do it for charity. Its that good. Lol.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Perhaps we should have a pool, current and ongoing deposits donated to a good charity.

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Perhaps we should have a pool, current and ongoing deposits donated to a good charity."

A swimming pool... could get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to buy a modest log cabin retreat in the lakes. So a lot! Maybe even an upgrade on that to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£9999 I'm having my 10000th today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had £1 for every wank you'd ever had in your life up to this point, how much money do you reckon you'd have? And what would you buy with said money?

I reckon I'd have enough for a round the world cruise

I don't doubt this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have enough to buy two packs of Asda basic knickers, at £5 per pack.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Probably a Freddo bar

I've no idea what a Freddo bar is but knowing how much you wank...I imagine they must cost about £100,000

I bet it wont be long until they bloody are the way they seem to be going up in price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name of this thread

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

does prolonged soapy washing count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does prolonged soapy washing count

Yep!

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If you had £1 for every wank you'd ever had in your life up to this point, how much money do you reckon you'd have? And what would you buy with said money?

I reckon I'd have enough for a round the world cruise

I don't doubt this

Hello stranger

You know me too well

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"The name of this thread

Thank you. It was pretty good for me.

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

8528. Not bad considering I rarely wank now

I was however a right little wanker in my younger days !

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"does prolonged soapy washing count

Yep! "

I'm somewhere in the region of a footballers wage then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does prolonged soapy washing count

Yep!

I'm somewhere in the region of a footballers wage then

meet your mate!

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"does prolonged soapy washing count

Yep!

I'm somewhere in the region of a footballers wage then

meet your mate!"

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