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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was a bit bored so thought fuck it, I'll take a wander into Peterborough and have a look in the porn shop. Always a shock when a woman is working in there and you're buying enough wank material to get you through the year. Her knowing full well that as soon as a customer gets back to their place they'll be having a wank haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure which is more surprising, that people still buy porn or that people are surprised that women work in sex shops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen plenty of wankers during her days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not surprised just wasn't really paying attention. Last time I was in a porn shop was 2004 . And trust me needs must when my internet connection is shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel.

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By *ingdong73Man
over a year ago

kent

and you know they always say. Please cum Again sir when you leave. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel."
I think you're taking this out of context

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" and you know they always say. Please cum Again sir when you leave. . "
yeah was almost as bad as my parting "see you next time" cringey thing for me to say

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context"

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You walked from Stamford to peterborough for porn?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'."

dude, chill out..

sounds like you need another wank..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context"

Well, put it this way, before going in, it was 50/50 that either a Man or a Woman would be serving begin the counter;

What else did you expect?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

Well, put it this way, before going in, it was 50/50 that either a Man or a Woman would be serving begin the counter;

What else did you expect?

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upon looking i did expect this to be one of those 'she smiled at me, do you think i should have got my cock out threads/does a smile mean she's gagging'?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'.

dude, chill out..

sounds like you need another wank..

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Did you call her dude? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a bit bored so thought fuck it, I'll take a wander into Peterborough and have a look in the porn shop. Always a shock when a woman is working in there and you're buying enough wank material to get you through the year. Her knowing full well that as soon as a customer gets back to their place they'll be having a wank haha"

Did you blush?

You know they have porn on the internet now?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'.

dude, chill out..

sounds like you need another wank..

Did you call her dude? . "

No..

the OP as he seems to be a bit tetchy in his response..

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By *ewxpMan
over a year ago

Bath


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'.

dude, chill out..

sounds like you need another wank..

Did you call her dude? .

No..

the OP as he seems to be a bit tetchy in his response.."

Well he was made out to be sexist for pointing out that he was shy about buying porn from a woman

Hell I get embarrassed if I drop something I'm carrying and a woman sees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel. I think you're taking this out of context

But in all seriousness OP, why does it matter that a woman served you?

Oh ffs, look if you don't like what I put, scroll past don't feel you have to comment! Bloody keyboard warrior its nowt to do with the fact that what she was potentially thinking, fucks sake!

She probably didn't think 'Oh, that naughty, naughty man buying all that naughty wanking material to go home and wank his hard cock over'. She probably thought 'Cool. It'll be time to go home soon.'.

dude, chill out..

sounds like you need another wank..

Did you call her dude? .

No..

the OP as he seems to be a bit tetchy in his response..

Well he was made out to be sexist for pointing out that he was shy about buying porn from a woman

Hell I get embarrassed if I drop something I'm carrying and a woman sees. "

He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

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Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop.

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By *ewxpMan
over a year ago

Bath

Oh man, he appears to have left the site..... I feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop. "

Its like asking for condoms in a pharmacy off a woman,it shouldnt bother us men but some find it uncomfortable,its a bloke thing

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By *ewxpMan
over a year ago

Bath


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop.

Its like asking for condoms in a pharmacy off a woman,it shouldnt bother us men but some find it uncomfortable,its a bloke thing"

Nailed it

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"She's seen plenty of wankers during her days "

... and not just the ones who walk into the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shop's always done well having a lady work the weekends.

If customers are leery talking to me about toys they're always able to talk to her.

We both have our "regulars" who come in to chat and buy stuff.

The main thing is making each person through the doors feel welcome and given the full focus of attention when they require it or leave them be if they don't want any assistance with making the right selection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop.

Its like asking for condoms in a pharmacy off a woman,it shouldnt bother us men but some find it uncomfortable,its a bloke thing"

One time - I bought underwear from a woman cashier. When I refused a bag for them "she asked are you sure?"

I said 'yes I'm fine, we all wear underwear'

She laughed and started to blush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop. "

I think it was about him getting embarrassed. poor fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop.

Its like asking for condoms in a pharmacy off a woman,it shouldnt bother us men but some find it uncomfortable,its a bloke thing

One time - I bought underwear from a woman cashier. When I refused a bag for them "she asked are you sure?"

I said 'yes I'm fine, we all wear underwear'

She laughed and started to blush.

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Did they suite you sir,suite you

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Be careful what you are a buying, she tell her mates when she sees you out on a night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He felt so ashamed at admiring to his purchase, he's now left.

Oh, thanks for highlighting that to me. I just didn't get the big deal over a woman working in a sex shop.

Its like asking for condoms in a pharmacy off a woman,it shouldnt bother us men but some find it uncomfortable,its a bloke thing

One time - I bought underwear from a woman cashier. When I refused a bag for them "she asked are you sure?"

I said 'yes I'm fine, we all wear underwear'

She laughed and started to blush.

Did they suite you sir,suite you "

No. But I walked away backwards winking at her.

*had to be careful with spelling when I wrote that direction for the actors in the script.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I think the OP has gone back to the sex shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really....porn on the internet! I'm appalled, I must investigate further

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"What the f? Women have jobs now? Apologies OP, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must have made you feel."

Wow, you totally missed the point of the mans thread

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

After reading the rest, z great job of making the man feel silly.

Sometimes this place is really unfriendly

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