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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

wait till the sofa stops at the right platform then jump onto the first travelling bed going your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!"

If you think you're feeling bad now just wait till you go outside and find you have to grab hold of the grass to stop yourself falling off the Earth!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

have another drink and all will be fine in the morning

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ha ha well I find the best thing to do is stay on the sofa and keep drinking!! Eventually you will black out and wake up tomorrow with a bad head and rough stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bleurgh. Just tried to go to the kitchen and am now sat on the floor, balls to that! Also, spellchecking is essential when every other word is not the word I tried to type... Not doing too badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!"

There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.

Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You were d*unk on a ship? Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You were d*unk on a ship? Jesus."

More than once. No damage done. Davy Jones denied another chum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!

If you think you're feeling bad now just wait till you go outside and find you have to grab hold of the grass to stop yourself falling off the Earth! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Bleurgh. Just tried to go to the kitchen and am now sat on the floor, balls to that! Also, spellchecking is essential when every other word is not the word I tried to type... Not doing too badly "

Yep!

You're doing better than some on here, when they're sober!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on the merry-go-round lol normally laying on my bed with one foot on the floor works. Other than that you will feel better once you have been sick.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"You were d*unk on a ship? Jesus.

More than once. No damage done. Davy Jones denied another chum."

I know the feeling was d*unk on ship almost every day during my career on QE2 and QV lol ha ha.. It's times like this you discover that inner strength lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!

There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.

Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady "

Ah! The bulkwalk boogie I remember it well. Wake up the next morning wondering where the bruises came from?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!

There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.

Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady

Ah! The bulkwalk boogie I remember it well. Wake up the next morning wondering where the bruises came from? "
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We used to call it the 6 deck shuffle on QE2 or bulk head shuffle on other ships lol. God I miss those days.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It was a long way from 'The pig' to 4 deck aft wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean I got a weak stomach... "

... Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've not read this thread, however im still drooling over his profile picture.. phwoarrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've not read this thread, however im still drooling over his profile picture.. phwoarrrrr "

Not bad, but I'd have to have him shaved first - neck to toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've not read this thread, however im still drooling over his profile picture.. phwoarrrrr

Not bad, but I'd have to have him shaved first - neck to toe. "

i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright "

lol @ fluffy .. that's one way of describing hairy men I guess.

The gay community call them 'bears'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright

lol @ fluffy .. that's one way of describing hairy men I guess.

The gay community call them 'bears'. "

my terminology is not up to scratch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy men: bears

Hairy women: Phhhhwoar!!! (or 'fluffy')

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's too much hair to shave it all, you'll just have to learn to like it! :p

P.s - Everything has stopped spinning and I feel fine \o/

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

hows the hangover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't have one! Good job really, I've got a 12 hour shift on the trains today hehe.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I don't have one! Good job really, I've got a 12 hour shift on the trains today hehe."

Wait a few more years until you have the pleasure of a 3-day hangover...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I don't have one! Good job really, I've got a 12 hour shift on the trains today hehe."

hope you're not driving them, you're probably still pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i wanna know is when everything is spinning how come the place that stays still is the bahroom floor

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"what i wanna know is when everything is spinning how come the place that stays still is the bahroom floor "

Its cos you have the bowl to cling on to! I believe Dean Martin once said "you're not d*unk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

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