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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... that you don't do when your in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy driving without someone telling me I am doing something wrong when I am not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I do anything manifestly different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make myself really shit teas like beans on toast and thoroughly enjoy it

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refer to myself as single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out without informing someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet n fuck people on fab.......

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Oh...wait a minute. Lots of non "singles" doing that.

Give me a moment or two and I'll get back to you.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer someone where I was all day or night or be accountable for every minute not with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet n fuck people on fab.......

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Oh...wait a minute. Lots of non "singles" doing that.

Give me a moment or two and I'll get back to you.!"

I don't think it's about all singles, personally I don't contact other men, in a flirtatious manner, when I'm in a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably trump a lot more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have to compromise anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably trump a lot more..."

Hahahah. This is class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in bed all day

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

anything i fucking like.. when i like.. which is why since finishing a relationship five years ago i have no intention of ever getting back into one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starfish in my kingsizs bed. Although I think I do that when in a relationship too.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

no need to shave if I'm not meeting

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I probably trump a lot more..."

That made me giggle!

I don't really do anything different. I am who I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make myself really shit teas like beans on toast and thoroughly enjoy it

Ruby"

love beans on toast -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make myself really shit teas like beans on toast and thoroughly enjoy it

Ruby

love beans on toast -

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beans make you fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans beans they make you fart

The more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So let's have beans with every meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just anything I want

Buy what I like without being told I don't need any more shoes, bags etc

Go out where and when I like without being questioned

Just lead my own life as I wish too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not stress about how long I've been out, who I'm making eye contact with, who will be in a certain place when I have to be there.

Not worry about making the gravy the wrong thickness, or the bacon too crispy.

Knowing that someone is not going to take my phone and search it for messages and numbers.

Not panicking when certain people knock on the door when he's out.

Being a passenger in a car and not have to stare at the floor.

I love being single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have to deal with my mood swings and not his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever I like...whenever I like...oh the freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... that you don't do when your in a relationship "

Enjoy life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do whatever, whenever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so whatever I want without having to ask permission

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

poop with the bathroom door open.

spend ages thinking about sex, looking for sex, and having sex.

learn a lot of interesting things.

listen to a fair bit of bullshit probably.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

. If in a relationship I wouldn't be on fab (unless they were on fab too! )

. I can fart at will without being told off

. Same with snoring!

. I don't have to worry what I look like 24/7

. I can wear fleecy pyjamas and dressing gown - ie don't have to 'look sexy!'

. I can decide where I go and what I do!

. No- one gets to dictate how I bring my kids up!

. No-one gets to treat me like a door-mat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry at being alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just anything I want

Buy what I like without being told I don't need any more shoes, bags etc

Go out where and when I like without being questioned

Just lead my own life as I wish too

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and shag gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just have to deal with my mood swings and not his "
your very selfless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"poop with the bathroom door open.

spend ages thinking about sex, looking for sex, and having sex.

learn a lot of interesting things.

listen to a fair bit of bullshit probably."
and you can follow through ..yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do whatever, whenever!"
I adore selfish birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry myself to sleep

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"poop with the bathroom door open.

spend ages thinking about sex, looking for sex, and having sex.

learn a lot of interesting things.

listen to a fair bit of bullshit probably. and you can follow through ..yuck"

piss off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". If in a relationship I wouldn't be on fab (unless they were on fab too! )

. I can fart at will without being told off

. Same with snoring!

. I don't have to worry what I look like 24/7

. I can wear fleecy pyjamas and dressing gown - ie don't have to 'look sexy!'

. I can decide where I go and what I do!

. No- one gets to dictate how I bring my kids up!

. No-one gets to treat me like a door-mat!

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you are certainly not Jane ha ha to much of a colour clash too haha

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

In the right relationship I think I'd be so much happier and less lonely.

However thats the key! Finding the right one

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Probably wank in bed without worrying she may wake up. But then where's the fun in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with countless black men...... oh

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Wank..

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Do all the shopping, all the housework, all the gardening & all the DIY. Wash the car, valet the car, MOT the car, insure & tax the car,maintain the car. Sweep the chimney, service the boiler, order all the oil, coal & logs. Pay all the bills & do all the worrying about paying the bills. Deal with tradesmen, postmen, delivery men. Walk the dog…whist walking said dog-daydream about an empty beach & having nothing to do

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Do all the shopping, all the housework, all the gardening & all the DIY. Wash the car, valet the car, MOT the car, insure & tax the car,maintain the car. Sweep the chimney, service the boiler, order all the oil, coal & logs. Pay all the bills & do all the worrying about paying the bills. Deal with tradesmen, postmen, delivery men. Walk the dog…whist walking said dog-daydream about an empty beach & having nothing to do "

You kinda pissed on my chips there like. But to be fair I do 98% of that list anyway so I can't say my life would change that much now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not stress about how long I've been out, who I'm making eye contact with, who will be in a certain place when I have to be there.

Not worry about making the gravy the wrong thickness, or the bacon too crispy.

Knowing that someone is not going to take my phone and search it for messages and numbers.

Not panicking when certain people knock on the door when he's out.

Being a passenger in a car and not have to stare at the floor.

I love being single "

apart from the last sentence obviously lol. Used to feel like this after my last relationship break up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parties, gang bangs, shagging men far too young, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not stress about how long I've been out, who I'm making eye contact with, who will be in a certain place when I have to be there.

Not worry about making the gravy the wrong thickness, or the bacon too crispy.

Knowing that someone is not going to take my phone and search it for messages and numbers.

Not panicking when certain people knock on the door when he's out.

Being a passenger in a car and not have to stare at the floor.

I love being single "

Oh dear, that sounds like abuse my dear, been there and done that. Look after yourself

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"... that you don't do when your in a relationship "
go out and don't tell anyone where i am going and when ill be back. and stay silent for as long as i want to. and eat when im hungry. have the duvet to myself, and the bed, and the remote, in fact its all mine meet anyone i like, without being questioned whether i am sleeping with them or not.no arguments on parenting, whats for dinner, when to do the shopping and having to wash or look for lost socks for someone else..all good things which maintain my sense of wellbeing, which makes me a happy person to know im sure this list isnt finished

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Go out without informing someone. "

And don't come back for days on end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all make it sound so appealing...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You all make it sound so appealing..."
you mean it isnt? p/t long term lovers are great. a full time relationship would include an agreement, a playroom dungeon and swinging club visits for fun and a room where i can be alone. i'm not leaving singledom for anything less...hes also got to 'get me' which is the sticky bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do all the shopping, all the housework, all the gardening & all the DIY. Wash the car, valet the car, MOT the car, insure & tax the car,maintain the car. Sweep the chimney, service the boiler, order all the oil, coal & logs. Pay all the bills & do all the worrying about paying the bills. Deal with tradesmen, postmen, delivery men. Walk the dog…whist walking said dog-daydream about an empty beach & having nothing to do

You kinda pissed on my chips there like. But to be fair I do 98% of that list anyway so I can't say my life would change that much now! "
well it's all about equality ...good to see women washing a car and chimney sweeping especially lol interesting thoughts there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all make it sound so appealing...you mean it isnt? p/t long term lovers are great. a full time relationship would include an agreement, a playroom dungeon and swinging club visits for fun and a room where i can be alone. i'm not leaving singledom for anything less...hes also got to 'get me' which is the sticky bit...."

No I didn't say it doesn't sound appealing but it does make me think

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You all make it sound so appealing...you mean it isnt? p/t long term lovers are great. a full time relationship would include an agreement, a playroom dungeon and swinging club visits for fun and a room where i can be alone. i'm not leaving singledom for anything less...hes also got to 'get me' which is the sticky bit....

No I didn't say it doesn't sound appealing but it does make me think"
thinking is good x..see ive thought the whole thing through x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the bed to myself for 8 years.

Stay up all night watching horror movies.

Don't need to tell anyone where I'm going.

Where I've been and whom I've been talking to.

Some one calling me to see how long I'm going to be when I've been out the house 5 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open all the jars in the house and have more sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all make it sound so appealing...you mean it isnt? p/t long term lovers are great. a full time relationship would include an agreement, a playroom dungeon and swinging club visits for fun and a room where i can be alone. i'm not leaving singledom for anything less...hes also got to 'get me' which is the sticky bit....

No I didn't say it doesn't sound appealing but it does make me think thinking is good x..see ive thought the whole thing through x"

Thinking is good but sometimes hard work too. I have much to ponder

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You all make it sound so appealing...you mean it isnt? p/t long term lovers are great. a full time relationship would include an agreement, a playroom dungeon and swinging club visits for fun and a room where i can be alone. i'm not leaving singledom for anything less...hes also got to 'get me' which is the sticky bit....

No I didn't say it doesn't sound appealing but it does make me think thinking is good x..see ive thought the whole thing through x

Thinking is good but sometimes hard work too. I have much to ponder"
life is short its always a risk reward decision..be your own cutting edge of life otherwise you'd have died before your life is over..be well, be happy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beans beans they make you fart

The more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So let's have beans with every meal"

Now why didnt Heinz use that as the official slogan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep beer and pizza under the bed.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Keep beer and pizza under the bed. "
what a fine plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 1 I can Text who I want when I want ...with out the inquisition ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember, it's been that long

I know, do things to make yourself happy instead of constantly trying to please someone else.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Down time - like now - is me time.

Yes, I will do the jobs around the place before the day's out, but when I'm ready.

In the meantime I can read and post here and anticipate my plans for this evening.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Have sex with strange men off the internet!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"Have sex with strange men off the internet! "

It hasn't stopped Hilary

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"Have sex with strange men off the internet! "

I am not strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have sex with strange men off the internet!

I am not strange"

Quotes:people are strange.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Hmmmm…I get the feeling that other single women are having a way better time than me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really just get to live to your schedule when single as opposed to compromising etc.. So you can chop and change your mind to how you're feeling, put moving fishes off for the day etc.. without any twinning.

When I was single, I never went to the pub on my Jack Daniel's where as now, the Mrs and I will try fifferent bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... that you don't do when your in a relationship "

Masturbate a lot more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lie in the middle of the double bed and do starfish impressions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use disposable plates and cutlery to save doing the washing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoy driving without someone telling me I am doing something wrong when I am not. "
but you're a woman so therefore you do drive wrong

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By *et-shortyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I find I have a lot more time to indulge my own wants, not always of a sexual nature but just in general.

There's a lot to be said for not having to compromise, wether it makes up for all the wanking or not I don't know

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have absolutely no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat more take aways and junk food, spend more time at pub and gym, watch what I want when I want,

I certainly wank more too

Generally just do what i want when I want

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