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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you tell I am bored and lonely??

I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!

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over a year ago

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you tell I am bored and lonely??

I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!

awww dont call your future intended an ass he is a nice guy ...didnt know he had won awards tho

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you tell I am bored and lonely??

I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!

awww dont call your future intended an ass he is a nice guy ...didnt know he had won awards tho

eeeeewwww, you pronounce his name ARSE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im staying out of this argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you tell I am bored and lonely??

I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!

I'll shag ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you tell I am bored and lonely??

I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!

I'll shag ya

likewise.

but your too good for someone like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't shag.

I make exquisite love.

You won't appreciate it, it involves putting down your chip supper.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I don't shag.

I make exquisite love.

You won't appreciate it, it involves putting down your chip supper."

we don't do chip suppers in Scottylandshire ya fudface

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I don't shag.

I make exquisite love.

You won't appreciate it, it involves putting down your chip supper."

pmsl

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

The Mars bars have arrived then...

*Turns up deep fat fryer*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

The Mars bars have arrived then...

*Turns up deep fat fryer*

can really go off some people!!!!

it's you mad engurlandyshire lot that eat battered chips!!!! wtf is THAT all about???

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

The Mars bars have arrived then...

*Turns up deep fat fryer*

trying hard not to laff.....but failing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

That's another mother crying somewhere tonight.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

The Mars bars have arrived then...

*Turns up deep fat fryer*

trying hard not to laff.....but failing.."

im not laffing ..honestly ...runs off giggling

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

That's another mother crying somewhere tonight.

LMFAO......Brilliant

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

That's another mother crying somewhere tonight.

phwoooooarrrr Gander ma man, fancy a fuck????

(if you say no or anything sarcastic you will be plagued with 4am phonecalls)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!

The Mars bars have arrived then...

*Turns up deep fat fryer*

can really go off some people!!!!

it's you mad engurlandyshire lot that eat battered chips!!!! wtf is THAT all about???

Ive squashed a few, ate a few but never battered one

God knows what soapys been feeding ya ?

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"God knows what soapys been feeding ya ?

it was all that Vodka Peachybum, you should know, you matched me gin for vod!!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

God knows what soapys been feeding ya ?

But you just can't beat a Pie Supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moi....

why im teetotal ya know....it was pet and pingi....twas them...honest

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Moi....

why im teetotal ya know....it was pet and pingi....twas them...honest

erm...ok, we were on orange juice, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sub titles for this Scottish persons mad rants find him hard to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus wept!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I need sub titles for this Scottish persons mad rants find him hard to understand

away and shite ya sausage

(wuvs ye snoggybutt) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phwoooooarrrr Gander ma man, fancy a fuck????

(if you say no or anything sarcastic you will be plagued with 4am phonecalls)

Christ!! You've been down in England all this time and you come home to get laid?......... Gordon Brown was down there for two minutes, and he fucked us all.......... Pull yourself together woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need sub titles for this Scottish persons mad rants find him hard to understand

away and shite ya sausage

(wuvs ye snoggybutt) xx"

Awww I wuv u tooo more than that snoggy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops meant soapy hee hee

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ooops meant soapy hee hee"

you loves soapy more than I do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooops meant soapy hee hee

you loves soapy more than I do......

Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ooops meant soapy hee hee

you loves soapy more than I do......

Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch

but that's only cos I let you raid my wardrobe first though snogglies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooops meant soapy hee hee

you loves soapy more than I do......

Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch

but that's only cos I let you raid my wardrobe first though snogglies x"

Still wear the fluffy red slingback slippers

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