FabSwingers.com forum: Hear ye, hear ye

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Roll up, roll up

A certain lady who shall remain nameless, requires and charges me forthwith and forsooth to begin on her behalf and for her delictation and delight, A book.

Said book will have two columns, naughty and nice.

Put yourself forward under your preferred heading and she will look kindly on your pleadings.

And may god have mercy on your souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im naughty AND nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A bit of both I am greedy tonight

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Your first two victi............... names on the list

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

what does naughty mean ....is it a concept ?

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"what does naughty mean ....is it a concept ?

Your already on the naughty step, right at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people say I'm too nice but I like naughty

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"what does naughty mean ....is it a concept ?

Your already on the naughty step, right at the top"

i done nothing ...honest injun..it was him

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"some people say I'm too nice but I like naughty

I;m sure the lady will look upon you favourably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what does naughty mean ....is it a concept ?

Your already on the naughty step, right at the top

i done nothing ...honest injun..it was him "

Oi... I was being nicely naughty...

{ anything to get to the top of this list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so naughty here lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a nice girl me honest guv'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never naughty x

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm naughtily nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way to nice for my own good

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I didn't get where I am today by being nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol"

Kev starts praying

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I didn't get where I am today by being nice!

Nor did I, I might just turn into a bitch hahaaha

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

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On your knees is a good place to be

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

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On your knees is a good place to be

so many things went through my head but i will not comment ...other than to say listen to this woman ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

Nothing better than a good fart in your face

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

Nothing better than a good fart in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

Nothing better than a good fart in your face

And she's a front trumper

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

Nothing better than a good fart in your face

And she's a front trumper

The best kind

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Kev, throw the spade away now, your grave is deep enough

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

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On your knees is a good place to be

so many things went through my head but i will not comment ...other than to say listen to this woman ...

Thus spake the wise man

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'll be on my knees as long as her flatulence problem has been cured

Nothing better than a good fart in your face

And she's a front trumper

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there seems to be quite a few naughty people here

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

.............

On your knees is a good place to be

so many things went through my head but i will not comment ...other than to say listen to this woman ...

Thus spake the wise man

bullshit ...chapter 3 verses 6 to 8

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

.............

On your knees is a good place to be

so many things went through my head but i will not comment ...other than to say listen to this woman ...

Thus spake the wise man

bullshit ...chapter 3 verses 6 to 8

and Flannel, chapter 4 verses 5 to 10

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"there seems to be quite a few naughty people here

I am never naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there seems to be quite a few naughty people here

I am never naughty

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thats a shame

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Oh that one def needs mercy or it will soon lol

Kev starts praying

.............

On your knees is a good place to be

so many things went through my head but i will not comment ...other than to say listen to this woman ...

Thus spake the wise man

bullshit ...chapter 3 verses 6 to 8

and Flannel, chapter 4 verses 5 to 10"

pmsl i forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice, although I prefer jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up, roll up

A certain lady who shall remain nameless, requires and charges me forthwith and forsooth to begin on her behalf and for her delictation and delight, A book.

Said book will have two columns, naughty and nice.

Put yourself forward under your preferred heading and she will look kindly on your pleadings.

And may god have mercy on your souls"
Nice

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm always nice!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we shall see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always nice!!!"

Except ta me xx

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

We're naughty and nice, but which is which?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way to nice for my own good

May God have mercy on your soul

Which soul is it the R one ?

Their soul..... our soul .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nice. Most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a guess.

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