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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got an African Grey Parrot now.

Trying to teach it to talk.

It's a fucking tedious process. The thing doesn't respond. It just looks at me.

My dog looks at me aswell.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I don't do pets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't do pets

Aha...you should see my dog.

You'd love my dog.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Reminds me of the Fast Show sketch, when Unlucky Alf got a parrot

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've got an African Grey Parrot now.

Trying to teach it to talk.

It's a fucking tedious process. The thing doesn't respond. It just looks at me.

My dog looks at me aswell.

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I guess it's like teaching a child... Repetition helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught an unsuspecting budgie to say bollocks.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I taught an unsuspecting budgie to say bollocks.

xxx"

^ THAT!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I don't do pets

Aha...you should see my dog.

You'd love my dog.

Everyone says that about their dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger misread....thought it said fuck my wife

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My grandmother had a mynah bird, it had a filthy mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friend has an African grey called king tut

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I met a parrot in a pub in Colchester..

Swore like a trooper,

The squaddies that drank there taught it to say "god save the Queen" and "the managers a cunt".

As soon as you walked in it told you to fuck off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a parrot but my mum had a cockateil that she tried for months to teach it to talk without managing. Left the house for the day when she had workmen in rewiring the full house and it swore like a trooper ever since that day lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bugger misread....thought it said fuck my wife

You've been on here too long mate.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

They're smart birds, they can also mimic sounds as well. There was one who lived thru the blitz and would sit there making the whistling sounds of bombs falling.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I met a parrot in a pub in Colchester..

Swore like a trooper,

The squaddies that drank there taught it to say "god save the Queen" and "the managers a cunt".

As soon as you walked in it told you to fuck off.. "

There are a lot of squaddie pubs in Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

African Greys are very smart birds. If they sense you don't like them, they'll not cooperate.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

My Dad had 2 African Greys, I'm not a fan of birds as pets myself, but they were very entertaining and affectionate pets.

It took them a while to talk, but once they got going they seemed to pick up things in no time.

Keep going

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By *aayMan
over a year ago

harrow & Hatfield

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

READ THE RULES!

No reply = No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"READ THE RULES!

No reply = No thanks!

Oh my god

hahaha

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By *aayMan
over a year ago

harrow & Hatfield

"Bugger misread....thought it said fuck my wife

Hehehe wish it had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't you just get a friend to talk to?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's just resting sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn't you just get a friend to talk to? "

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