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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

What kind of food would you serve? I think I would go for BBQ. I spend far too much time watching Man Vs Food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodles. Self service

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I love cooking, but if I had to specialise in one particular type of cuisine then it would have to be a curry house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasties

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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pasta.

there's so many different things you can do with that.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ermmmm best not open a restaurant, i not a good cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lacto-ovo-vegetarian....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work"

what kind of art do you do? if you don't mind saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a coffee bar with veggie lunch and small dinner items.

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"What kind of food would you serve? I think I would go for BBQ. I spend far too much time watching Man Vs Food! "

Human

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

All depends where the restaurant was and what competition I had

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Somewhere you could visit with friends, to drink wine and eat cheese

No cooking, just tons of cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummous.

Olives.

Thin sliced meats.

Fresh breads.

Fuck.. I'm hungry for the above now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a chef myself I would open a themed restaurant

Like a 1920's speak easy .staff dressed as gangsters and sporting Fedora's and serving Italian food

We would make you an offer you can't refuse .

Even have a name for it. " Capone's ""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work

what kind of art do you do? if you don't mind saying."

I don't mind at all..I make things out of wire, like 3d animals and birds..the wire is florists wire and coloured beading wire..

but I've recently been asked to do something erotic so I'm having a go at a naked female torso and boobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somewhere you could visit with friends, to drink wine and eat cheese

No cooking, just tons of cheese!"

There's a wine bar in York like this and it's awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever made the most profit so I could underpay someone to run it while I sailed about on my yacht.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a place by us called Champagne & Fromage. I love that idea...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work

what kind of art do you do? if you don't mind saying.

I don't mind at all..I make things out of wire, like 3d animals and birds..the wire is florists wire and coloured beading wire..

but I've recently been asked to do something erotic so I'm having a go at a naked female torso and boobs..."

aw, i'd love to see that. the birds especially.

hope your project goes well.

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Who would add in an extra special play area for swingers in the back of their restaurant

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By *otty69Couple
over a year ago

bedford

wine and chocolate restraunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work

what kind of art do you do? if you don't mind saying.

I don't mind at all..I make things out of wire, like 3d animals and birds..the wire is florists wire and coloured beading wire..

but I've recently been asked to do something erotic so I'm having a go at a naked female torso and boobs...

aw, i'd love to see that. the birds especially.

hope your project goes well. "

thanks

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

A bbq ribs and chicken shack

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work

what kind of art do you do? if you don't mind saying.

I don't mind at all..I make things out of wire, like 3d animals and birds..the wire is florists wire and coloured beading wire..

but I've recently been asked to do something erotic so I'm having a go at a naked female torso and boobs...

aw, i'd love to see that. the birds especially.

hope your project goes well.

thanks "

you're welcome.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Desserts... yum

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Baking and deserts with a wide range of blends of tea & coffee... Quite like the name Tiffin's....and have a slightly correct shade of blue colour scheme just enough to not piss off an American jewelry company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banquettes & Bonkathons

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steaks and Pierogi .

That's all you'll ever need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would add in an extra special play area for swingers in the back of their restaurant "

no need most kitchens are almost like a bordelo with all the groping and sexual fun being had by staff

i used to watch as waitresses pleasured my chefs in a out building mmmm those were good days

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Who would add in an extra special play area for swingers in the back of their restaurant

no need most kitchens are almost like a bordelo with all the groping and sexual fun being had by staff

i used to watch as waitresses pleasured my chefs in a out building mmmm those were good days"

No wonder my wife loves being a chef!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd open a Sunday dinner takeaway/delivery service.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Somewhere you could visit with friends, to drink wine and eat cheese

No cooking, just tons of cheese!

There's a wine bar in York like this and it's awesome "

There's also one in Edinburgh and it's really lovely. Got a great vibe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of food would you serve? I think I would go for BBQ. I spend far too much time watching Man Vs Food! "

would rent a room above your restaurant lol love BBQ food & boobies

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Finger foods, with provision of bowls, wipes and towels for cleaning, and no bloody double dipping lol!!

Furniture designed so that people eat in small groups, and a rule that, even if you are eating "alone" you are part of a group and take part in conversations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple bar / bistro fusion food

Smallish restaurant

Biggish bar area

Serve cocktails

That's where the money is

If you get it right of course

Like 'The Alchemist' brand has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant "

There on in the black country ..called the pie factory

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd be more likely to have a coffee shop with homemade cakes , biscuits., scones and jams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a steak house or a Caribbean restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be more likely to have a coffee shop with homemade cakes , biscuits., scones and jams.

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If I made homemade cakes and biscuits they would never come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would open Roses Pasta house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd open one devoted to entomophagy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super noodles on naked people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to open a street food of the worlds type cafe

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I quite fancy opening a café/art gallery and stock it with my own work"

I would visit as this really appeal to my taste !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought about opening a paleo resturant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant "

Google Pieminister

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"What kind of food would you serve? I think I would go for BBQ. I spend far too much time watching Man Vs Food! "

My menu would be totally based on man v food and diners, drive ins and dives...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An American Diner all shiny with an awesome juke box

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"An American Diner all shiny with an awesome juke box "

Will there be big dirty burgers, shakes and pancakes? Please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd open a Sunday dinner takeaway/delivery service. "

Yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake. All sorts of varieties of cheesecake.

And I'd never open the doors. Wonder if I can claim capital allowances on a forklift?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wine and tapas. Very sociable and cosy. I would want people to stay and eat for hours.

Probably wouldn't make much money but ho hum

I will have a b&b too.

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By *rumsforlifeMan
over a year ago

hull

The restaurant at the end of the universe ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake. All sorts of varieties of cheesecake.

And I'd never open the doors. Wonder if I can claim capital allowances on a forklift?"

They have 'The Cheesecake Factory' over in The U.S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant

There on in the black country ..called the pie factory "

There's one in Leeds too...delicious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would open a restaurant who's main focus is the children I.e children's cutlery, proper kids portions, child's food served not too hot, children's entertainers for those restless ones during busy periods etc. I find these things a big problem when taking my son out to a restaurant and it's always a breath of fresh air having a waiter/waitress who understands these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The restaurant at the end of the universe .... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indian, but no fish or shellfish or mushrooms

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

any with no kids in it ....screaming little brats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gluten free, paleo, clean eatting, since so many people are on that way of eatting now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents came over from Sicily many years ago and opened a restaurant, I worked there for years as a youngester while I was at uni and make the best pasta, and I do mean make not boil out a bag so I'd probably open one with the same type of food as it's what I know best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A corn flakes and coffee restaurant and I would open between 6:30am and 7:00am only, but not every day, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant

There on in the black country ..called the pie factory "

That's about a 10 Min walk from me, its proper desperate Dan style, you get a mixed grill in a shovel head and they put cow horns sticking out the top of the pies

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By *aughtybooyMan
over a year ago

maidstone

I'd serve.. blue vein steak! Breakfast, lunch and dinner the house special will be blue vein steak. Obviously with a side order of sauce

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I already did

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It would have to be a pie restaurant I've never seen a pie restaurant

There on in the black country ..called the pie factory

That's about a 10 Min walk from me, its proper desperate Dan style, you get a mixed grill in a shovel head and they put cow horns sticking out the top of the pies "

WOW! They're still going then?

The little pie factory and the little sauce factory were 2 Sunday hangover cure destinations for me in the late 80s & early 90s

The food was ace & Yes, big old steak & kidney pies with crusty horns in the top.

Good ale to wash it down too thus starting another Sunday session (No lectures for me on Mondays )

It's no wonder I'm such a fat bastard really then......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake. All sorts of varieties of cheesecake.

And I'd never open the doors. Wonder if I can claim capital allowances on a forklift?

They have 'The Cheesecake Factory' over in The U.S. "

So I have competition!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any with no kids in it ....screaming little brats..."

Thanks for reminding me to never get old and miserable like you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah low and slow BBQ and American food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd open a late night restaurant, but I wouldn't open too early. I'd be derided if opened my restaurant before 11pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd open a late night restaurant, but I wouldn't open too early. I'd be derided if opened my restaurant before 11pm. "

Think it through Jim, 11pm is just before the fun starts at most clubs, midway through most good gigs, and about the time another beer though a bad idea is the best idea in the whole universe...

Bad time to be going to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd open a late night restaurant, but I wouldn't open too early. I'd be derided if opened my restaurant before 11pm.

Think it through Jim, 11pm is just before the fun starts at most clubs, midway through most good gigs, and about the time another beer though a bad idea is the best idea in the whole universe...

Bad time to be going to work "

Oh balls.

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By *rumsforlifeMan
over a year ago

hull


"Indian, but no fish or shellfish or mushrooms"

weirdo. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide open a steak house,but each table would have a hot stone in the middle with a burner underneath to keep it hot.then each person would get their steak served raw and could cook it themselves just how they like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would open a restaurant who's main focus is the children I.e children's cutlery, proper kids portions, child's food served not too hot, children's entertainers for those restless ones during busy periods etc. I find these things a big problem when taking my son out to a restaurant and it's always a breath of fresh air having a waiter/waitress who understands these things "

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If I opend a restaurant

The 1st thing on the menu wood be the fall English breakfast.

As for the mane menu that's for you to find out wen you visit it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanted to open a chain of vegetarian pub/restaurant and call them Leafeater Inns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my friend used to go to a place in north cyprus where you got your meat by the lira. So you looked at what they had and bought so much of it which made is think of a place wed like to open.

It would be best in an old bank building and called the steak exchange (stock exchange get it) where wed have big tvs on the bored with all the different meats you can have and depending on how much is being bought of each the prices varies like the stock market does

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