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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I would like to go like my grandfather... peacefully in his sleep... as opposed to his passengers who went out screaming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die I want my body to be put in one of those grow bag cacoon things with a tree sapling and the coordinates to be given to my family. As the tree grows the roots grow too absorbing my decomposing body which then gets turned into a magnificent huge tree that hopefully will be around for 100's of years.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... I'll be dead.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My ex boss said he would like to be buried under a sapling oak tree so that his body could become part of the life of the tree...

I said, yeah that's ok, but all the dogs will cock their legs and piss on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die I'm going to leave a note saying Ive left a million euro under the .........??????? Cheers Risqué

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the idea of skidding through the pearly gates, backwards in a flaming fireball of what used to be a Lamborghini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they lay me to rest

Gonna go to the place that's the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morbid post ??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When I die I'm not coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die I hope my daughters will remember me with love. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be stiff all over - rather than just in the usual spot

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"And they lay me to rest

Gonna go to the place that's the best. "

Are you Norman Greenbaum in disguise

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I would like to go like my grandfather... peacefully in his sleep... as opposed to his passengers who went out screaming... "

I had a ride last night that had me nigh on screaming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I die I want my body to be put in one of those grow bag cacoon things with a tree sapling and the coordinates to be given to my family. As the tree grows the roots grow too absorbing my decomposing body which then gets turned into a magnificent huge tree that hopefully will be around for 100's of years. "

I've seen these. What a great idea.

It symbolises everything about being part of something bigger than just yourself.

See. I can be serious!

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Morbid post ??"
ahh yes... but if you search deeply there is a beautiful snippet of twisted humour...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"When I die I want my body to be put in one of those grow bag cacoon things with a tree sapling and the coordinates to be given to my family. As the tree grows the roots grow too absorbing my decomposing body which then gets turned into a magnificent huge tree that hopefully will be around for 100's of years. "
I like the idea of that...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"And they lay me to rest

Gonna go to the place that's the best.

Are you Norman Greenbaum in disguise "

OP appears to be Bob Monkhouse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buried in a Gucci store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll catch up on my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont worry anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never forget what my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket.

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He said "cake...watch how far i can kick this bucket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...it will say on my grave stone

'I told you I was ill'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die, if there is an afterlife I'm going to have to seriously eat some humble pie

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"...it will say on my grave stone

'I told you I was ill' "

(c) spike milligan

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Gonna send me up to the spirit in the sky

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would like to be buried at sea

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

When I die, I'm not going up to heaven, the higher you go the colder it gets, I don't do cold.

And I don't do heights.

Nope I'm going down, deep, deep down. With all the naughty little devils. Xxxxx Suzi

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