FabSwingers.com forum: Fav chat up lines

By *ANTINGS3X OP Man
over a year ago

wigan

id love to hear some good chat up lines, my fav is 'you got 206 bones in your body want another'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when hubby asks me if I have any Irish in me

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

can i have a picture? id like to show santa what i want for christmas

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By *ANTINGS3X OP Man
over a year ago

wigan

haha both good ones

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Are your feet hurting coz uve been running around in my head all day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.

Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"

You then tell her, "You get another go!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lovely top/skirt/dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

I'm always impressed by the gall of anyone coming out with most of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!

(yes I know I posted that elsewhere recently but this is a chat up line thread and that is one of my bestest tried n trusted ones)

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By *ANTINGS3X OP Man
over a year ago

wigan

haha, my friend said the 206 bones in your body joke and he got a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy coming back to mine for a coffee and a shag, oh, you dont like coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy coming back to mine for a coffee and a shag, oh, you dont like coffee!!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

A good mate of mine uses the line:

Fancy a fuck

He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself.

If he gets a slap he usually responds with, does that mean a blow jobs out of the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good mate of mine uses the line:

Fancy a fuck

He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself."

I've used it but then I suppose it's a bit different for a woman asking men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a new lipstick? I don't think I've tasted that colour before.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"A good mate of mine uses the line:

Fancy a fuck

He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself.

I've used it but then I suppose it's a bit different for a woman asking men!

Bet you get a better response rate than my mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another winner is this:

You approach a woman and tell her that you can tell her age by squeezing her left breast. She'll ask you to prove it (if she doesn't she's a boring twat anyway so move on to the next girl). You grope her breast and give her the correct answer. She'll be amazed and ask you how you can tell just by feeling her breasts. You say, "I asked yer mate."

It's at this point she'll either give you a whack and call you a wanker or ... you've pulled.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Have you ever kissed a elephants trunk ? ( Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

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By *etsdance1987Man
over a year ago

cheshire

do you work for jacob's? coz your a real cracker.

Do you wana play house? you be the door and ill slam ya.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.

Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"

You then tell her, "You get another go!"

lmao

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.

Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"

You then tell her, "You get another go!"

lmao"

ye i gotta find a dice lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.

Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"

You then tell her, "You get another go!"

lmao

ye i gotta find a dice lol.."

Sometimes that technique tends to die a death

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

playing darts with a guy when he suddenly goes red and tells me the elastic had snapped in his briefs - muggings here offered to sort them. i did but for the next 20 yr he went commando lol didn't like my sewing skills but didn't complain about the sex i demanded as payment for it lol

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

Spit or swallow?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

gies a shag ..... works everytime....lol

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