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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need your help .

I've now been told on several occasions that what I thought was my USP (jokes/sense of humour) actually isn't .

So I would now like to ask you to share your wisdom with me and help me win the ladies hearts with refreshed comedic arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese jokes.

You're welcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what were you bombarding them with before though?

just so we don't repeat your mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need your help .

I've now been told on several occasions that what I thought was my USP (jokes/sense of humour) actually isn't .

So I would now like to ask you to share your wisdom with me and help me win the ladies hearts with refreshed comedic arsenal "

A water squirting flower wound be an addition to your comedy arsenal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what were you bombarding them with before though?

just so we don't repeat your mistakes "

Erm...I can't paste private messages here, nice try though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese jokes.

You're welcome..."

I think I might need a little more help than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what were you bombarding them with before though?

just so we don't repeat your mistakes

Erm...I can't paste private messages here, nice try though "

don't you have a clue yourself? strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just show them ur legs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Knightdress gallops in on trusty stead ~ OP with a body like that who cares if your jokes are rubbish ~ gallops off again, honour restored.

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

Hehehehehehehe I can't imagine who told you this

Were you 'mermaid for eachother'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what were you bombarding them with before though?

just so we don't repeat your mistakes

Erm...I can't paste private messages here, nice try though

don't you have a clue yourself? strange "

Yes, I am. But I prefer to be called unique rather than strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White Knightdress gallops in on trusty stead ~ OP with a body like that who cares if your jokes are rubbish ~ gallops off again, honour restored. "

The 'picky' and the 'elitists' and the 'professionals' care. Got to impress them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard of someone called Derek Trotter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a ballet dancer Tush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?"

Can you send me that one too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?"

I need to see this picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sorry I made everyone jealous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?

I need to see this picture "

I feel I should jump on this bandwagon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry I made everyone jealous..."

Are you really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?

I need to see this picture

I feel I should jump on this bandwagon."

Me too!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"You don't need to use witty jokes. Just send everyone that picture. You know, the one you sent me...?

Can you send me that one too.... "

Does it have a kitten in it? Ladies like kittens. Well I do, anyway. Or cats generally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hehehehehehehe I can't imagine who told you this

Were you 'mermaid for eachother' "

That was absolutely brilliant at the time of sending, can't deny it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a ballet dancer Tush?"

Nope, but I can do the card shuffle move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Geezus . THAT picture is in friends only you perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry I made everyone jealous...

Are you really. "

Hmm he's hot...

*grins*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geezus . THAT picture is in friends only you perverts "

You CAN still attach it to a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry I made everyone jealous...

Are you really.

Hmm he's hot...

*grins*"

Don't you just hate a gloater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geezus . THAT picture is in friends only you perverts "

Well fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a ballet dancer Tush?

Nope, but I can do the card shuffle move "

What the hey is the card shuffle move?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Geezus . THAT picture is in friends only you perverts

You CAN still attach it to a message. "

I would if I could .

Look up Drake shuffle dance video or whatever it is. Something blig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geezus . THAT picture is in friends only you perverts "

Fine then... I'll just head to my private collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel this thread is going in the direction of a lamp post...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel this thread is going in the direction of a lamp post... "

Feel free to expand on your cheese jokes, I don't think I've gotten any better yet

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hehehehehehehe I can't imagine who told you this

Were you 'mermaid for eachother'

That was absolutely brilliant at the time of sending, can't deny it "

I can deny it, I'm pretty sure my denying it started this thread

I'm looking forwards to your improved jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this thread is going in the direction of a lamp post...

Feel free to expand on your cheese jokes, I don't think I've gotten any better yet "

Did you hear about that cheese explosion in France!?

All that was left was de brie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hehehehehehehe I can't imagine who told you this

Were you 'mermaid for eachother'

That was absolutely brilliant at the time of sending, can't deny it

I can deny it, I'm pretty sure my denying it started this thread

I'm looking forwards to your improved jokes "

Pfft!

Ok, here's the joke to anyone who cares.

I see someone dressed as Ariel (the mermaird) and said "I think we're mermaid for each other".

How is that not a clever joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel this thread is going in the direction of a lamp post...

Feel free to expand on your cheese jokes, I don't think I've gotten any better yet

Did you hear about that cheese explosion in France!?

All that was left was de brie.

"

This did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show them ur legs lol "

This

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Cheese jokes.

You're welcome...

I think I might need a little more help than that "

Funny cheese jokes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Ok, here's the joke to anyone who cares.

I see someone dressed as Ariel (the mermaird) and said "I think we're mermaid for each other".

How is that not a clever joke "

Were you dressed as a mermaid too?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Arsenal are providing enough comedy value all on their own.

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