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The late late nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface.

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface."

Trying to squeeze in another episode of the 100 before I jump in the shower and then bed.

How's your day been Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening James.

Feeling a bit ropey here tonight. That doesn't stop the perving to keep the spirits up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got back from swimming and now drinking tea and wishing chocolate cake lived in my house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface.

Trying to squeeze in another episode of the 100 before I jump in the shower and then bed.

How's your day been Jim?"

My day has been okay thanks. Shower before bedtime, means more time in bed. Nice tactics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Good evening.

I'm watching paint dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James.

Feeling a bit ropey here tonight. That doesn't stop the perving to keep the spirits up. "

Well done you, get better and carry on pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.

I'm watching paint dry "

In the shed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello. "

Hello!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Good evening.

I'm watching paint dry

In the shed?"

Yes.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Evening all. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got back from swimming and now drinking tea and wishing chocolate cake lived in my house. "

Have you got any chocolate biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.

I'm watching paint dry

In the shed?

Yes. "

Thought so.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim.

Just jumped into bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Xx"

Good evening Long Legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

Just jumped into bed "

Lucky bed.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr jim xxxx i have choccy biccies if you make the coffee

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening all. Xx

Good evening Long Legs."

Hi Jim. How's things lovely? X

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The early, early nocturnal thread! !

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Hello. "

Hello Dan. You well? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening mr jim xxxx i have choccy biccies if you make the coffee "

Good evening. I can make coffee, 75tinks may appreciate the choccy biccies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The early, early nocturnal thread! !"

Yeah!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Evening Jim.

Just jumped into bed

Lucky bed."

want in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Xx

Good evening Long Legs.

Hi Jim. How's things lovely? X"

I'm peachy. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

Just jumped into bed

Lucky bed.

want in?"

That's a stupid question, yes please.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Just saying a quick hello. I'm up early in the morning so I'm off to bed now.

Enjoyed my introduction to the nocturnal thread the other night though. Thanks for having me. I'll definitely be back another night.

Enjoy your evening everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. Someone messaged me and said he hypothetically wanted to ask me out for a coffee. Well that's what he said. So should I hypothetically accept or should I hypothetically decline?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Evening all. Xx

Good evening Long Legs.

Hi Jim. How's things lovely? X

I'm peachy. How are you? x"

Looking peachy from where I'm sat too.

I'm really well thanks. Buzzing after a great weekend (watching sport, for the filthy minded amongst us )

Xx

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Just saying a quick hello. I'm up early in the morning so I'm off to bed now.

Enjoyed my introduction to the nocturnal thread the other night though. Thanks for having me. I'll definitely be back another night.

Enjoy your evening everybody "

Quick hello back. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back from swimming and now drinking tea and wishing chocolate cake lived in my house.

Have you got any chocolate biscuits?"

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Someone messaged me and said he hypothetically wanted to ask me out for a coffee. Well that's what he said. So should I hypothetically accept or should I hypothetically decline?"

Good evening. Crikey, I don't know. He doesn't come across as overly confident. All this hypothetical business. But he might be a bit shy, and a lovely fella. What does your gut instinct say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening mr jim xxxx i have choccy biccies if you make the coffee

Good evening. I can make coffee, 75tinks may appreciate the choccy biccies."

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got back from swimming and now drinking tea and wishing chocolate cake lived in my house.

Have you got any chocolate biscuits?

No "

Flipping heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Xx

Good evening Long Legs.

Hi Jim. How's things lovely? X

I'm peachy. How are you? x

Looking peachy from where I'm sat too.

I'm really well thanks. Buzzing after a great weekend (watching sport, for the filthy minded amongst us )

Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Someone messaged me and said he hypothetically wanted to ask me out for a coffee. Well that's what he said. So should I hypothetically accept or should I hypothetically decline?

Good evening. Crikey, I don't know. He doesn't come across as overly confident. All this hypothetical business. But he might be a bit shy, and a lovely fella. What does your gut instinct say?"

My gut says does he have biscuits. By right now my gut would say that to any old body.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening mr jim xxxx i have choccy biccies if you make the coffee

Good evening. I can make coffee, 75tinks may appreciate the choccy biccies.

Yes please "
passes 75tinks the biccies tuck in petal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Someone messaged me and said he hypothetically wanted to ask me out for a coffee. Well that's what he said. So should I hypothetically accept or should I hypothetically decline?

Good evening. Crikey, I don't know. He doesn't come across as overly confident. All this hypothetical business. But he might be a bit shy, and a lovely fella. What does your gut instinct say?"

I hypothetically want you to take me out for coffee! Can I have a hypothetical mocha with some hypothetical whipped cream on top please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just saying a quick hello. I'm up early in the morning so I'm off to bed now.

Enjoyed my introduction to the nocturnal thread the other night though. Thanks for having me. I'll definitely be back another night.

Enjoy your evening everybody "

You're welcome. Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening jim

evening all

I'm watching back in time for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Someone messaged me and said he hypothetically wanted to ask me out for a coffee. Well that's what he said. So should I hypothetically accept or should I hypothetically decline?

Good evening. Crikey, I don't know. He doesn't come across as overly confident. All this hypothetical business. But he might be a bit shy, and a lovely fella. What does your gut instinct say?

I hypothetically want you to take me out for coffee! Can I have a hypothetical mocha with some hypothetical whipped cream on top please?"

Of course you can, it would be my hypothetical pleasure.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

What has happened to pierced Dan and Suzy who used to do these threads ?

Evening and good night. Have fun or sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening jim

evening all

I'm watching back in time for dinner"

Good evening Kinky. Let us know what they had for pudding.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"What has happened to pierced Dan and Suzy who used to do these threads ?

Evening and good night. Have fun or sleep well. "

They still pop on occasionally. Dan was here not so long ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What has happened to pierced Dan and Suzy who used to do these threads ?

Evening and good night. Have fun or sleep well. "

I dunno, you'll have to put up with me. Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buzzing after a great weekend (watching sport, for the filthy minded amongst us )

Xx"

Another win for Shrewsbury.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Buzzing after a great weekend (watching sport, for the filthy minded amongst us )

Xx

Another win for Shrewsbury. "

I know. Can't quite believe it. Long may it continue.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim! I'm actually posting at a reasonable time and might stay awake for a couple more posts. How has your day been?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Can somebody please bring some chocolate biscuits and maybe some cheese on toast to mi shed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim! I'm actually posting at a reasonable time and might stay awake for a couple more posts. How has your day been? "

My Tuesday has been fine thank you. Yes, I did notice you were late to the nocturnal party last night. How are you Meli?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can somebody please bring some chocolate biscuits and maybe some cheese on toast to mi shed?"

Voddy! Choccy biccies for Arctic.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim! I'm actually posting at a reasonable time and might stay awake for a couple more posts. How has your day been?

My Tuesday has been fine thank you. Yes, I did notice you were late to the nocturnal party last night. How are you Meli?"

Things are good. I'm off down South for a few days from Friday and I can't wait to see my friends again! I also have found a face mask I thought I lost so I'm winning at life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

- Seduced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim! I'm actually posting at a reasonable time and might stay awake for a couple more posts. How has your day been?

My Tuesday has been fine thank you. Yes, I did notice you were late to the nocturnal party last night. How are you Meli?

Things are good. I'm off down South for a few days from Friday and I can't wait to see my friends again! I also have found a face mask I thought I lost so I'm winning at life. "

Very nice, It's good to go down south. I'm epic at going down south. Well done on finding your face mask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

- Seduced "

Hello Seduced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya Jim! How has your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

- Seduced

Hello Seduced."

Hello Jim.

How you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

I'm laying in bed perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

- Seduced

Hello Seduced.

Hello Jim.

How you doing? "

I'm doing well thanks. How are things with you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Very nice, It's good to go down south. I'm epic at going down south. Well done on finding your face mask."

Thanks Jim! I imagine I have more experience at going down south. Do you think you'll be a night owl again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola!

I'm pervin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening

I'm laying in bed perving "

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin' "

Senorita pervert.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can somebody please bring some chocolate biscuits and maybe some cheese on toast to mi shed?"
passes little miss giggles hot buttered crumpets and marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Channel 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to say what I am doing!?

It's cos I am doing nothing in particular.

I need to whizz tomorrow's soup up in the food processor but that dont read good nor does it do anything for my reputation.

So, for appearances sake, I am sat here perving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin'

Senorita pervert."

How're you, perv?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Jim! How has your day been? "

Hey Courtney. It's been a good day thank you. How's your kitchen? Nice and clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I'm laying in bed perving

Pervert."

I wouldn't do it if there were no sexy people to perv over so I blame them for giving me pervert tendencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

- Seduced

Hello Seduced.

Hello Jim.

How you doing?

I'm doing well thanks. How are things with you?"

It's all good thank you. I'm watching a programme about Tourettes which is distracting me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching Channel 5. "

I am sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching Channel 5.

I am sorry."

I knew you'd understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin' "

Mucho gusto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya Jim! How has your day been?

Hey Courtney. It's been a good day thank you. How's your kitchen? Nice and clean?"

You know it

Fucking sparkling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really? "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone to chat !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very nice, It's good to go down south. I'm epic at going down south. Well done on finding your face mask.

Thanks Jim! I imagine I have more experience at going down south. Do you think you'll be a night owl again? "

Do you know? I will be a night owl again. But I am going to try and get to bed a bit earlier.

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

I am watching The Exorcist . Not so exciting like kissing your sensual lips (whoever you are...) but still interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Jim! How has your day been?

Hey Courtney. It's been a good day thank you. How's your kitchen? Nice and clean?

You know it

Fucking sparkling."

Fuck yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

- Seduced

Hello Seduced.

Hello Jim.

How you doing?

I'm doing well thanks. How are things with you?

It's all good thank you. I'm watching a programme about Tourettes which is distracting me..."

Sounds interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am watching The Exorcist . Not so exciting like kissing your sensual lips (whoever you are...) but still interesting "

Have you got the willies up you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really? "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin'

Senorita pervert.

How're you, perv? "

I'm good thanks Bold. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really?

Hello you "

Hola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot to say what I am doing!?

It's cos I am doing nothing in particular.

I need to whizz tomorrow's soup up in the food processor but that dont read good nor does it do anything for my reputation.

So, for appearances sake, I am sat here perving..."

I like soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really?

Yep."

I swear there use to be a time when this thread popped up and you knew it was 2am lol but half 10 ... I mean surely not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking for someone to chat !!"

Hey Legs. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really?

Yep.

I swear there use to be a time when this thread popped up and you knew it was 2am lol but half 10 ... I mean surely not lol "

Half ten on a school night is pretty late. It's gives people about to go to bed a chance to join in.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Very nice, It's good to go down south. I'm epic at going down south. Well done on finding your face mask.

Thanks Jim! I imagine I have more experience at going down south. Do you think you'll be a night owl again?

Do you know? I will be a night owl again. But I am going to try and get to bed a bit earlier."

Nah. Maybe. I don't know Jim. My night owl ways are slowly becoming a thing of the past as I get old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very nice, It's good to go down south. I'm epic at going down south. Well done on finding your face mask.

Thanks Jim! I imagine I have more experience at going down south. Do you think you'll be a night owl again?

Do you know? I will be a night owl again. But I am going to try and get to bed a bit earlier.

Nah. Maybe. I don't know Jim. My night owl ways are slowly becoming a thing of the past as I get old "

You're young, just wait until you're my age.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

"
no its always started around 10.30 leave it as it is as the morning thread starts at 4 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rash is looking better today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today."

It's been a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

It's been a good day."

It has.

I found a Babybel in the back of the fridge from Christmas too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, been out for a drive in the Peak District

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

no its always started around 10.30 leave it as it is as the morning thread starts at 4 am "

Jim, do you actually sleep? I didn't realise you weren't human...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned my fish bowl and have a very quiet and content fishy, gave him some blood worm earlier as a treat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

It's been a good day.

It has.

I found a Babybel in the back of the fridge from Christmas too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin'

Senorita pervert.

How're you, perv?

I'm good thanks Bold. How are you?"

I'm great, thanks. Watching Big Bang Theory. Always makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening, been out for a drive in the Peak District "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal thread at this hour? Really?

Hello you

Hola "

You good?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"My rash is looking better today."

Why did you have a rash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

no its always started around 10.30 leave it as it is as the morning thread starts at 4 am

Jim, do you actually sleep? I didn't realise you weren't human..."

I sleep, I'd like to sleep with you. I'm only human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface."
hi room ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola!

I'm pervin'

Senorita pervert.

How're you, perv?

I'm good thanks Bold. How are you?

I'm great, thanks. Watching Big Bang Theory. Always makes me laugh! "

You gotta love a big bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

Why did you have a rash? "

I'm not sure - I'm thinking it could have been friction burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

no its always started around 10.30 leave it as it is as the morning thread starts at 4 am

Jim, do you actually sleep? I didn't realise you weren't human...

I sleep, I'd like to sleep with you. I'm only human."

You are on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface.hi room ??"

Alright Dave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay guys. Should the nocturnal thread start later?

no its always started around 10.30 leave it as it is as the morning thread starts at 4 am

Jim, do you actually sleep? I didn't realise you weren't human...

I sleep, I'd like to sleep with you. I'm only human.

You are on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

Why did you have a rash? "

Kept splashing Aramis on his winky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface.hi room ??

Alright Dave."
yes than you just chilling

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"My rash is looking better today.

Why did you have a rash?

I'm not sure - I'm thinking it could have been friction burns."

You should upload a photo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned my fish bowl and have a very quiet and content fishy, gave him some blood worm earlier as a treat! "

I'm glad to know you have a clean fish bowl. I like clean fish bowls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo, how's it hanging? What you been up to today? And what are you doing now? Working? Perving? Eating Cheese? Dangling your rod, fishing? Maybe you're experiencing a bum'ole catastrophe. Lurking? Thread watchers that don't usually post, you are incredibly welcome here. Smileyface.hi room ??

Alright Dave.yes than you just chilling"

Nice one Dave. Welcome to nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

Why did you have a rash?

I'm not sure - I'm thinking it could have been friction burns."

Fap rash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Courtney, look away now.

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cleaned my fish bowl and have a very quiet and content fishy, gave him some blood worm earlier as a treat!

I'm glad to know you have a clean fish bowl. I like clean fish bowls."

Told you how I brought that fish back from the jaws of death didn't I, when he was covered in ammonia burns?

I must go to sleep now, it gets strange on here after midnight and I'm a lil sleepy Zzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned my fish bowl and have a very quiet and content fishy, gave him some blood worm earlier as a treat!

I'm glad to know you have a clean fish bowl. I like clean fish bowls.

Told you how I brought that fish back from the jaws of death didn't I, when he was covered in ammonia burns?

I must go to sleep now, it gets strange on here after midnight and I'm a lil sleepy Zzzz"

Yes you did, it was a lovely story. Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rash is looking better today.

It's been a good day.

It has.

I found a Babybel in the back of the fridge from Christmas too."

You have far too much old and out of date food in your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courtney, look away now.

It's the midnight hour."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you? "

Oh no, I hope your tonsils get less litus soon. I'm good thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Courtney, look away now.

It's the midnight hour.

"

You're welcome.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you? "
suck choclate it will coat your throat so you can swallow then in morning eat hard toast to get the muck off throat then repeat with choclate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you? suck choclate it will coat your throat so you can swallow then in morning eat hard toast to get the muck off throat then repeat with choclate "

Nice prescription.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you? suck choclate it will coat your throat so you can swallow then in morning eat hard toast to get the muck off throat then repeat with choclate

Nice prescription."
doc told me to do that when i had glandular fever and it does actully work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got tonsillitis, Jim.

Bad times.

How're you? suck choclate it will coat your throat so you can swallow then in morning eat hard toast to get the muck off throat then repeat with choclate "

Cheers Voddy!

I actually try and remove the white bits with cotton buds and gargle with salt water. I don't need to be told twice to eat chocolate though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boinggggggg

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just finished my work - NOW it's late,late!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished my work - NOW it's late,late! "

It's even later now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boinggggggg "

I'm gonna send him to outer space, find another race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/02/17 03:12:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"o/ "

Ahoy hoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE"

Not heard that in ages, I enjoyed that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"o/ "

§

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"o/

Ahoy hoy."

Just got back from ma mate's flat across the hall, he cooked a chilli. Just been chatting shit, drinking a bottle of Canadian Club and listening to his somewhat dodgy choice of what he calls music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to stay awake to adjust my body clock for night shift tomorrow night (or tonight depending on your views). Shifting between YouTube and playstation to keep the brain occupied x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying to stay awake to adjust my body clock for night shift tomorrow night (or tonight depending on your views). Shifting between YouTube and playstation to keep the brain occupied x"

Good luck staying up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 08/02/17 23:39:33]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/17 23:39:33]"

Is it too late late to resurrect this thread or what

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