FabSwingers.com forum: What a little tinker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've only gone and snaffled down a Babybel.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you chase it across the countryside, like in the ads?

I'm about to sensuously snaffle a Flake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny you should mention this as I've just troughed down a whole box of Tofefee

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes. "

By jumping on them, drowning them under the tap or leaving them in the street to be run over by a car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a healthy start to the day with fresh fruit salad and natural yoghurt for brunch and turkey and 8 different vegetables for dinner, I went and spoiled it by having two pancakes with strawberries, raspberries, golden syrup and natural yoghurt.

I wouldn't mind some cheese now.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes. "

"Try"

Easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops. "

That's a superfood. High in anti oxidants n stuff.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops. "

Jim Beam makes lousy cheese on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes. "

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops.

That's a superfood. High in anti oxidants n stuff."

Yesh.

Anti-whassnames are good for you.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops.

Jim Beam makes lousy cheese on toast.

It makes you forget all about cheese, and indeed, toast.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've only gone and snaffled down a Babybel."

And used the leftover wax to form a simulacrum I hope?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops. "

Perfectly acceptable

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops.

Perfectly acceptable"

Both the litre and 750ml bottles were on offer, but I saved an extra 40p/l.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes. "

You hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating a Fab and trying to soothe my tonsils. It's not working...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the shops for a loaf and came back with a litre of Jim Beam.

Oops. "

Like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

did i hear jaffa cake? more than happy to help out with getting rid of them... I'd sacrifice myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

I would just like to add that Jaffacakes are always in the biscuit isle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

I would just like to add that Jaffacakes are always in the biscuit isle

An island of biscuits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating a Fab and trying to soothe my tonsils. It's not working..."

Tonsils?

Deeper.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

I would just like to add that Jaffacakes are always in the biscuit isle

An island of biscuits..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

I would just like to add that Jaffacakes are always in the biscuit isle

An island of biscuits...

My phone doesn't hve n @ stop lughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating a Fab and trying to soothe my tonsils. It's not working...

Tonsils?

Deeper....."

I am pretty much deep throating it...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

Oh God I'm not eating them then can't see me getting anything other than a bean flick to warrant being that greedy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to try and destroy 36 jaffa cakes.

I've done worse and now I don't buy them.

Take a look at how many calories are in each one...I think it's 50.

I'm resisting. Although I can hear them calling me

Just under @ 46 calories, so that's a mere 1656 for the whole box

How much sexercise to work that off?

More than a bean flick that's for sure

I would just like to add that Jaffacakes are always in the biscuit isle

An island of biscuits...

It's not a bad idea that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating a Fab and trying to soothe my tonsils. It's not working...

Tonsils?

Deeper.....

I am pretty much deep throating it... "

Now there's a thought

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