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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Do they still make those ?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Roomy boot for the zimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with Volvos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top man...... I knew you had it in you////

Welcome to the gang...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey i'm 27 and almost bought a Volvo last year....nothing wrong with them at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank!

xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

what colour is it

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well it's not quite the box on wheels. A v60 2.4 d5 R design

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need now is a set of golf bats to put in the boot.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

getting???

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

getting???

Hello pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's not quite the box on wheels. A v60 2.4 d5 R design "

Tuh ..... I thought you meant a proper Volvo...

FFS you're such let-down bladey....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"When did PP go UNLOS ??? Xxxx Suzi "

Didn't know he had

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd be asking the MODs to delete this thread

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well it's not quite the box on wheels. A v60 2.4 d5 R design

Tuh ..... I thought you meant a proper Volvo...

FFS you're such let-down bladey....

It's a nippy little fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a mini seven soon. I've already named her beep beep.

xxx

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Gah ... I hate threads like this when people whinge about 'getting old' and then, when I look, they're younger than I am !!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Dont say that mate! I'm not 40 yet and bought a C30 sport last month lol. Jack

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Gah ... I hate threads like this when people whinge about 'getting old' and then, when I look, they're younger than I am !!"

Your only as old as the volvo you drive

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gah ... I hate threads like this when people whinge about 'getting old' and then, when I look, they're younger than I am !!"

Least your looking better than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

getting???

Hello pot

I'm not the one complaining about getting old

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Did you get the complementary tartan blanket with it.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Gah ... I hate threads like this when people whinge about 'getting old' and then, when I look, they're younger than I am !!"

You would never guess from your pic's. WOW what a body

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

You showing you age now

Ready for the nackers yard

But still time to redeem yourself Ferrari and Lamborghini still out there lol

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Nothing wrong with Volvos.

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apart from all the crappy ford running gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll get you a cardigan and some slippers too.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I should have known better then expect sympathy from you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should have known better then expect sympathy from you lot

sorry mate, didn't realise it was sympathy you were after

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I should have known better then expect sympathy from you lot

sorry mate, didn't realise it was sympathy you were after

It's a volvo of course I do

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Volvos are supposed to be good in the snow.

Do you know something we don't

. Xxxxx Suzi

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Volvos are supposed to be good in the snow.

Do you know something we don't

. Xxxxx Suzi

The only thing I know is ill double my money on it

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Could have been worse... You could have bought an old Rover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a hyundai

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Do all the wheels work? If so, that's great.

I hope it's a pretty colour

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is it an estate

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is it an estate"

Yes v60 d5 on a 12 plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Nah. Yer getting old cos you were born so fuckin' long ago

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

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. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Nah. Yer getting old cos you were born so fuckin' long ago

There's always 1 cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Nah. Yer getting old cos you were born so fuckin' long ago

There's always 1 cunt

How do ya think I feel? I have to live with me. I'm like this all the time. It's a fookin nightmare I swear

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Nah. Yer getting old cos you were born so fuckin' long ago

There's always 1 cunt

How do ya think I feel? I have to live with me. I'm like this all the time. It's a fookin nightmare I swear

I feel for you mate think I'd have to end it if it was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had volvo estates for years for work , my wife had problems pronouncing it, to her it was a vulva even when i explained she couldn't change how she said it bless her xxx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Well done that man! We may be trading our Laguna Estate for a V70 as the dogs too big for the Renault. H already has a C70 ragtop.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Well done that man! We may be trading our Laguna Estate for a V70 as the dogs too big for the Renault. H already has a C70 ragtop.

Anything better than a Renault

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

You may scoff but I am eagerly awaiting an envelope next month telling me how much of a lumpsum I can pinch from my pension. We have plans that need fulfilling

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Well done that man! We may be trading our Laguna Estate for a V70 as the dogs too big for the Renault. H already has a C70 ragtop.

Anything better than a Renault

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

You may scoff but I am eagerly awaiting an envelope next month telling me how much of a lumpsum I can pinch from my pension. We have plans that need fulfilling

S"
. Tee hee, can't wait for that envelope, shouldn't be too long here either, still not going on a feckin saga holiday though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

You may scoff but I am eagerly awaiting an envelope next month telling me how much of a lumpsum I can pinch from my pension. We have plans that need fulfilling

S. Tee hee, can't wait for that envelope, shouldn't be too long here either, still not going on a feckin saga holiday though

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awww thats just mean hes too old for the. 18_30 hols

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

You may scoff but I am eagerly awaiting an envelope next month telling me how much of a lumpsum I can pinch from my pension. We have plans that need fulfilling

S. Tee hee, can't wait for that envelope, shouldn't be too long here either, still not going on a feckin saga holiday though

awww thats just mean hes too old for the. 18_30 hols"
. Yeah but don't worry vodds, me and you can still sneak in, just plaster a bit of slap on, we'll be fine

Mrs blue eyes

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

You may scoff but I am eagerly awaiting an envelope next month telling me how much of a lumpsum I can pinch from my pension. We have plans that need fulfilling

S. Tee hee, can't wait for that envelope, shouldn't be too long here either, still not going on a feckin saga holiday though

awww thats just mean hes too old for the. 18_30 hols"

But it does mean I can pay less than £200 to insure a 200bhp motorcycle

Who said you had to act your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the torque like on it?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What's the torque like on it?"

Not sure about the torque but I think it's 187bhp so not really a slug by any means

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

That's the scary bit it looks quite smart very unvolvo like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

That's the scary bit it looks quite smart very unvolvo like"

I like volvos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

Your not s brand whore are you?

Volvo make good cars. There safe.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Bladey, just remember as bikers our four wheeled devices are just a means of getting from A to B.

Our fun we have on bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

That's the scary bit it looks quite smart very unvolvo like

I like volvos"

Sorry i thought you said a vulva!!...my apologies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You do know that if yer gonna go Swedish a classic Saab is the way to go

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

That's the scary bit it looks quite smart very unvolvo like"

To be fair, and for total transparency. I did have 3 Skodas whilst only in my 30s.

So it's probably ok to ignore any input I make on this subject!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I think you've saved me from myself. I was having similar thoughts the other day.

Having now seen how ridiculous they look written down, I have changed my mind...

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. Phew, close call, good decision made, me thinks

Mrs blue eyes

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Omg Bladey Volvo drivers are the worst. What were you thinking?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

The new xc90 is a smart looking car

Frank

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Just get some labradors, you'll be fine

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just get some labradors, you'll be fine

My 2 staffs will eat the other

Poor thing

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Omg Bladey Volvo drivers are the worst. What were you thinking?

Profit

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just get some labradors, you'll be fine

My 2 staffs will eat the other

Poor thing

Staffs will do at a pinch...seeing as you're a townie!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I really am getting old. I've just bought a volvo

. ' Dear sir, please refrain from permanently trying to book yourself one of our exclusive saga holidays, as we have previously explained, we do not allow riffraff, Volvo or no Volvo'

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ah saga sex and games all ages should fit in there

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex

love them hope you enjoy.......oh shit, I thought you said Vulva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to take up two parking spaces now and drive slow .lol

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

i see this thread is still going...is the volvo?

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