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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman's breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?

cars seat belt u dirty mind

Do you have any short jokes on your own?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Just got back from my mate's funeral.

He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got back from my mate's funeral.

He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service."

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Somebody gave me a bj for my birthday...

It sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms"?

"They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my one is have some thing for Valentine’s Day but i come only dream

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

What did the whirlwind say to the palm tree?

Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Masochist - "Hit me!"

Sadist - "No."

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Mary had a little dress

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

you could see her thighs.

Mary had a little dress,

was split right up the front

...but Mary didn't wear that dress very often

OK--not a joke--but fun?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Wife said to hub I need $4000.00 for boob job, hub said nonsense just rub toilet paper between your boobs, wife said that won't work, hub said it worked on your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a prostitute that fucks for 90minutes..?

A hoor and a half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am i fuckable i got to joke see what happens

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By *ax777Man
over a year ago

Not here

My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for stealing!

At first I didn't believe it but when I got home all the signs were there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend was drowned when he fell off a boat far out to sea. We got him a wreath in the form of a lifebelt. It is what he would have wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 nuns in a bath....one said "Where's the soap?" ....the other replys "Yeah it does doesn't it!"

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Why is a prostitute like a bungee jump?

Both cost about fifty quid, last about five minutes and if the rubber snaps you're fucked

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn't impressed

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Why does a prostitute wear knickers?

To keep her ankles warm.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise just how often they burst into flames.

Cheers Harry Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is a prostitute like a bungee jump?

Both cost about fifty quid, last about five minutes and if the rubber snaps you're fucked"

Two women got into our house and started having sex with my girlfriend. I only managed to knock one out though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the make prostitute who got leprosy?

He was doing Ok until his business fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lesbians in a bed, one turned to the other and asked: 'What do you mean my crack taste like shit?'

'Sorry' replied the other. 'Just a slip of the tongue.'

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